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bro: inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat. and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy. Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D

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bro: Bro this shit is true.

Bro this shit is true.

bro: Bro this shit is true. by Pied_2_Pastek MORE MEMES

Bro this shit is true. by Pied_2_Pastek MORE MEMES

bro: When you let your bro go or …

When you let your bro go or …

bro: bro helping bro

bro helping bro

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bro: My Granny has cooked me and my bro “boy cake” since i was a toddler. After 10 years shes decided to upgrade us

My Granny has cooked me and my bro “boy cake” since i was a toddler. After 10 years shes decided to upgrade us

bro: Too late bro

Too late bro

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Take note pls by not_a_bro_ MORE MEMES

bro: Lil bro to the rescue

Lil bro to the rescue

bro: Bro just won at protesting racism.

Bro just won at protesting racism.

bro: Bro just won at protesting racism.

Bro just won at protesting racism.

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wait for me bro by nordicwow MORE MEMES

bro: My poor bro

My poor bro

bro: animalsnaps: When older bro turns head suddenly, so does little bro (Source)

animalsnaps: When older bro turns head suddenly, so does little bro (Source)

bro: Works fine with “bro” too

Works fine with “bro” too

bro: Works fine with “bro” too by gaudinator MORE MEMES

Works fine with “bro” too by gaudinator MORE MEMES

bro: Bro said “Pack-a-Punch” by DoItForTheDoubleTap MORE MEMES

Bro said “Pack-a-Punch” by DoItForTheDoubleTap MORE MEMES

bro: Bro said “Pack-a-Punch”

Bro said “Pack-a-Punch”

bro: Damn bro. das deep.

Damn bro. das deep.

bro: bro, I’m outta here

bro, I’m outta here

bro: riddlediddleraddadtwo: tybalt-you-saucy-boi: Kid 1: Hey what are you doing? Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

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bro: Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

bro: Cheers I’ll drink to that bro by VG_Chat MORE MEMES

Cheers I’ll drink to that bro by VG_Chat MORE MEMES

bro: We in dis together bro

We in dis together bro

bro: that one bro that’s there for you

that one bro that’s there for you

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Bro…….. by MooshleBooshle MORE MEMES

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Bro……..

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jjmk-jjmk: BAT-BRO 2 fan art

bro: pls bro the snaccs let me just hav a nibble bro (via: @goldenrosiedaisy)

pls bro the snaccs let me just hav a nibble bro (via: @goldenrosiedaisy)

bro: Hey, bro, can you hack a Facebook account

Hey, bro, can you hack a Facebook account

bro: Little things like that make a big difference, thanks bro

Little things like that make a big difference, thanks bro

bro: why gotta hurt him like that bro

why gotta hurt him like that bro

bro: why gotta hurt him like that bro by SkrooImperator MORE MEMES

why gotta hurt him like that bro by SkrooImperator MORE MEMES

bro: We are not the same bro

We are not the same bro

bro: prettypenko:bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

prettypenko:bro I don’t think that’s what your job is supposed to be about

bro: I’m sorry bro

I’m sorry bro

bro: I’m sorry bro by Boe_Joe MORE MEMES

I’m sorry bro by Boe_Joe MORE MEMES

bro: libertybill: BRO THIS IS DEEP ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHER

libertybill: BRO THIS IS DEEP ARE YOU A PHILOSOPHER

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Bro momento by eyyyyyu MORE MEMES

bro: Got your back lil’ bro

Got your back lil’ bro

bro: Lil Bro Brought His Own Chair by styles__P MORE MEMES

Lil Bro Brought His Own Chair by styles__P MORE MEMES

bro: tselina: dragondicks: thespacegoat: prassio: onebloopin: Because a normal donut is too feminine luvin this bro nut bronut in my mouth mm yeah bro I can’t wait to get a big hot mouthful of some bro nut, maybe I can combine it with some thick & creamy dude milk when gendering products backfires so well

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bro: dronemetal: hey bro

dronemetal: hey bro

bro: You brighten up my day, bro…

You brighten up my day, bro…

bro: Demon is bro [OC]

Demon is bro [OC]

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seriously bro

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