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Our Bucket List: A Journal - 

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Makes a Perfect gift for Valentine’s Day

lol-coaster: Our Bucket List: A Journal -  Paperback Makes a Perfect gift for Valentine’s Day

Lawyer, Love, and Shoes: the funniest thing in the entire pirates of one scene in At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it and rather then have him stand in thhe shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it who thought of that idea? who thought put davy jones in a bucket of water and had the guts to suggest aloud? and then who went "hey that sounds at some point someone toid davy janes bucket of water and he agreed to it tis ok but notice the trail of buckets behind before he got into the one hes standing It's even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the Some folic are asking wel, if he can avaid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn't that ruin his whole motvation?" but he's not on The parley takes place on a sandbar the shore, that spends most of its time What Jones is doing here is rules- the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this "Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the share below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoas? What if Does it have to be seawater, ar will ay water do? Does it have to be a natural Pretty sure that this implies that the the water toig bucket with just a bit of sand), would quaify as dry land. That's absurd, so I'm pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse It may be absurd, but the text of the fitm bears it out Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it's a sea, but not whie it's on land indeed that's why he buried it on land in the first place to break his connection with it)-yet placing the heart n a simplo jar land does, aven ifth0 jar is a boat at filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jonescrse Then the reverse should aso be true. i he buried it in a jer of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to senso it. So by this logia, any container a curse than it is to weasel around i-I figune that's why he's using multple forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it's technically not dry land (it's a exposed only at low tide) and he technicaly ddn't set foot on it thes standing in a bucker of wateri. It's ckay but this all raises one further, very dry land he's forbidden from, what can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he trow down in a pear This is the quality content I come to could he step ฉn land if his shoes are No matter how ridiculous PotC gets l will love it. Especially when it results in What it he crawis around on his hands and inees, with his teet raised slightly nto the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air baloon, or in the clews of a giant Whar it hes carried by two swaliows In fact im not entirely sure thalt it wasnt At Wit’s End
Lawyer, Love, and Shoes: the funniest thing in the entire pirates of
 one scene in At World's End where they
 have parlay but davy jones is part of it
 and rather then have him stand in thhe
 shallows or something they get a big
 bucket of water and have in stand on it
 who thought of that idea? who thought
 put davy jones in a bucket of water
 and had the guts to suggest aloud?
 and then who went "hey that sounds
 at some point someone toid davy janes
 bucket of water and he agreed to it
 tis
 ok but notice the trail of buckets behind
 before he got into the one hes standing
 It's even funnier when you consider how
 he must have figured all this out in the
 Some folic are asking wel, if he can
 avaid the no-dry-land curse simply by
 standing in a bucket, doesn't that ruin
 his whole motvation?" but he's not on
 The parley takes place on a sandbar
 the shore, that spends most of its time
 What Jones is doing here is rules-
 the trial and error he must have gone
 through in order to determine that this
 "Okay, do islands count as dry land?
 How about parts of the share below the
 high tide mark? Reefs? Shoas? What if
 Does it have to be seawater, ar will ay
 water do? Does it have to be a natural
 Pretty sure that this implies that the
 the water toig bucket with just a bit of
 sand), would quaify as dry land. That's
 absurd, so I'm pretty sure that his
 lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse
 It may be absurd, but the text of the
 fitm bears it out Davy Jones can sense
 the presence of his heart while it's a
 sea, but not whie it's on land indeed
 that's why he buried it on land in the
 first place to break his connection with
 it)-yet placing the heart n a simplo jar
 land does, aven ifth0 jar is
 a boat at
 filled with dirt absolutely count as dry
 land for the purpose of Jonescrse
 Then the reverse should aso be true. i
 he buried it in a jer of water, no matter
 how far inland it is, he would be able to
 senso it. So by this logia, any container
 a curse than it is to weasel around i-I
 figune that's why he's using multple
 forbidden to set foot on dry land, but
 it's technically not dry land (it's a
 exposed only at low tide) and he
 technicaly ddn't set foot on it thes
 standing in a bucker of wateri. It's
 ckay but this all raises one further, very
 dry land he's forbidden from, what
 can Davy Jones fight you in salt
 marshes? can he trow down in a pear
 This is the quality content I come to
 could he step ฉn land if his shoes are
 No matter how ridiculous PotC gets l
 will love it. Especially when it results in
 What it he crawis around on his hands
 and inees, with his teet raised slightly
 nto the air? Can he walk on his hands?
 Can he ride around in a litter or
 What if he flies over dry land? Like in a
 hot air baloon, or in the clews of a giant
 Whar it hes carried by two swaliows
 In fact im not entirely sure thalt it wasnt
At Wit’s End

At Wit’s End

Barney, Coachella, and Crazy: COACHELLA Walt Jr FRIDAY APRIL 13 The Swamp Bastards John Wrong Big Unhatched Egg Queen Of Shiba Wayne Coyne And The Watchful Eye Of The Law Lumpy Terror Tactile R. Lee Ermy 3 Hour Chillstep Mix 2013 HD Hotdogs For Legs Dig Em Up Dave Boston Dynamics Product Showcase Very Large Bird Upset Mothers Paul Blart Mall Cop Suicide By Paul Blart Mall Cop DJ Liberal Propaganda Horseshoe Henry Tupac Hologram Memorial Orchestra Sacho Man' Randy Savage SATURDAY Family uy Large Egg weird al barney smokes weed .mp3 The Godfather Part III Fake Moon Landing Surviving Cast Of M*A S H The Sweaty Boys Tutankhamun Six Hour Nap Turn Signals Preheated Oven Flash Drive Of System Of A Down Songsl Found The KFC Bucket Drummers Gangrenous Leg Xena Warrior Pinterest Damien Hirst's For The Love Of God (2007, Platium, Diamond, Human Teeth) WinRar 30 Day Trial Unknown Pleasures T-Shi ARIL The ISS Ghost Of George Bush Ominous Black Egg Remember Beast Wars? Like Those Animal Transformers? The Past Was Crazy Aaah Remember Zoids? (DJ Set) Walking With Dinosaurs Empty Cemeteries Cold Wind Ultimate Fails Compilation 2013 Best Fails of the Year! Chicken Coopers Blood Driven discogs.com Family Band Egg Hatching Ceremony + Emergency Evacuation Everyone Please Pick Up Some Of Your Garbage Before You Leave grimelords: grimelords: It’s fake Coachella poster season! since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own from 2013
Barney, Coachella, and Crazy: COACHELLA
 Walt Jr
 FRIDAY APRIL 13
 The Swamp Bastards John Wrong Big Unhatched Egg
 Queen Of Shiba Wayne Coyne And The Watchful Eye Of The Law Lumpy
 Terror Tactile R. Lee Ermy 3 Hour Chillstep Mix 2013 HD Hotdogs For Legs
 Dig Em Up Dave Boston Dynamics Product Showcase Very Large Bird Upset Mothers Paul Blart Mall Cop
 Suicide By Paul Blart Mall Cop DJ Liberal Propaganda Horseshoe Henry Tupac Hologram Memorial Orchestra
 Sacho Man' Randy Savage
 SATURDAY
 Family uy Large Egg weird al barney smokes weed .mp3
 The Godfather Part III Fake Moon Landing Surviving Cast Of M*A S H
 The Sweaty Boys Tutankhamun Six Hour Nap Turn Signals Preheated Oven
 Flash Drive Of System Of A Down Songsl Found The KFC Bucket Drummers Gangrenous Leg Xena Warrior Pinterest
 Damien Hirst's For The Love Of God (2007, Platium, Diamond, Human Teeth)
 WinRar 30 Day Trial
 Unknown Pleasures T-Shi ARIL
 The ISS Ghost Of George Bush Ominous Black Egg
 Remember Beast Wars? Like Those Animal Transformers? The Past Was Crazy
 Aaah Remember Zoids? (DJ Set) Walking With Dinosaurs Empty Cemeteries Cold Wind
 Ultimate Fails Compilation 2013 Best Fails of the Year! Chicken Coopers Blood Driven discogs.com Family Band
 Egg Hatching Ceremony + Emergency Evacuation Everyone Please Pick Up Some Of Your Garbage Before You Leave
grimelords:
grimelords:

It’s fake Coachella poster season!

since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own from 2013

grimelords: grimelords: It’s fake Coachella poster season! since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own f...

Crying, Easter, and God: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for everyone. In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of them All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket and then ran off to find his mom I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother. I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud of her son...as she should be saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you and the other mom Im crying so hard.
Crying, Easter, and God: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago
 This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and
 he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand
 he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for
 everyone.
 In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of
 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of
 them
 All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl
 couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another
 boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he
 went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too
 many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled
 and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket
 and then ran off to find his mom
 I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay
 with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother.
 I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't
 even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse
 me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's
 something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg
 hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was
 so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job
 because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've
 witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud
 of her son...as she should be
 saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago
 Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you
 and the other mom
Im crying so hard.

Im crying so hard.

Crying, Easter, and God: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for everyone. In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of them All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket and then ran off to find his mom I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother. I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud of her son...as she should be saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you and the other mom Im crying so hard.
Crying, Easter, and God: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago
 This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and
 he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand
 he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for
 everyone.
 In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of
 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of
 them
 All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl
 couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another
 boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he
 went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too
 many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled
 and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket
 and then ran off to find his mom
 I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay
 with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother.
 I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't
 even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse
 me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's
 something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg
 hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was
 so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job
 because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've
 witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud
 of her son...as she should be
 saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago
 Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you
 and the other mom
Im crying so hard.

Im crying so hard.

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 eri and @albinl
Is Japan on your travel bucket list? 😍🇯🇵 Follow @voyaged for more ideas! By @amirzakeri and @albinl

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America, Ass, and England: tumblr Follow priscellie later-homenuggets my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia amour-vengeance if there was a post to describe australia, this is it wait you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird? that in australia, you have wild birds that just fhy from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up? fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you? lumoslouis wake up australia That's what birds do They fly around and fuck shit up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit kennilworthy-thisp It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel. happyvegetable Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes millshouse why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called "swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it's fucking brutal. sociopathic-italian-grandmas My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us. gallifrey-feels no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange ecnamor-lacimehc-ym what the actual fuck australia priscellie I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke seananmcguire Nope Went there Parrots tried to take our car Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY 587,061 notes Now thats just fowl play
America, Ass, and England: tumblr
 Follow
 priscellie
 later-homenuggets
 my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
 look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
 motherfucking australia
 amour-vengeance
 if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
 wait
 you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird?
 that in australia, you have wild birds that just fhy from house to house with the
 express purpose of fucking shit up?
 fucking
 HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
 lumoslouis
 wake up australia
 That's what birds do
 They fly around and fuck shit up
 Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
 Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy
 up the living room a little bit
 kennilworthy-thisp
 It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch
 spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
 happyvegetable
 Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
 yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just
 sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
 millshouse
 why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year
 where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is
 literally called "swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your
 fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it's fucking brutal.
 sociopathic-italian-grandmas
 My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season.
 It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards
 the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
 gallifrey-feels
 no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home
 from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit
 sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
 ecnamor-lacimehc-ym
 what the actual fuck australia
 priscellie
 I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning
 trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be
 in on the joke
 seananmcguire
 Nope
 Went there
 Parrots tried to take our car
 Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY
 587,061 notes
Now thats just fowl play

Now thats just fowl play