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Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0
Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES
Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie
MORE MEMES

i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES

Advice, Dad, and Family: At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes another employee, says she's his niece, and asks when she'll be there. The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in 86/18, 7:46 PM 35.7K Retweets 82.1Kkes Always be vague. Say I think they're in today or not until later. If they press say it's company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don't how would a stranger know. Don't give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed. At my last job someone came up and asked when "Sarah" was working next. I didn't tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her Don't do this shit please Do NOT say anything along the lines of "they're not in today" or "not until later because you are confirming that this is e the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything! r-baby My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager ('m talking decades, she's 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee's shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter My boss saw everything. She can't recall what he said, but he kept to call the police She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn't work here anymore and he said to me "Okay well I'm her dad so if you see her tell her I'll be across the street at the gas station. He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story. She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation: .Don't just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example can't know that information." or Can you tell me when 's shift are only for employees." Additionally, saying "I don't know what you're talking t." can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work. on with the customer service. "I can't help you with that, do you need help (with ordering)?" or "Can take your order?/Can I help you find (a 2 If they persist, insist they leave the store. "If you're not going to order, please leave the or "I can't help you, have a nice day." and, if you can, leave. If you can't leave, call for or help the . If they still persist (by now they . call the police on the basis of refusing to leave the premises Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they're looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area. Regardless of if the customer know the or schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they're expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because l asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk. You could literally save a life, guys. Don't blindly trust your gut either and think "But they LOOK innocent" or "But they said result in someone getting severely hurt, "because that can ilipinawitch I know I joked on this post before but seriously If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones IS includes numb schedules) without writen and ers, na Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination-this will get 99% off your back the first time Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Keep your fellow coworkers safe please
Advice, Dad, and Family: At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 86/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1Kkes
 Always be vague. Say I think they're in
 today or not until later. If they press say
 it's company policy not to give out the
 schedule. Most companies do have this
 and even if they don't how would a
 stranger know. Don't give out specifics,
 they can get people injured or even
 killed.
 At my last job someone came up and
 asked when "Sarah" was working next. I
 didn't tell him and then texted her a
 description, turns out he was an
 abusive ex who had been stalking her
 Don't do this shit please
 Do NOT say anything along the lines of
 "they're not in today" or "not until later
 because you are confirming that this is
 e the person in question can
 be found. NEVER confirm anything!
 r-baby
 My old boss told us a story of how,
 years before when she was a fairly new
 manager ('m talking decades, she's 64
 right now), there was a man who came
 in and asked for an employee by name
 and said he was her uncle. She told him
 the employee's shift started in a coule
 hours. He waited the entire time for her
 and when she came in, he assaulted her
 and bashed her face into the counter
 My boss saw everything. She can't
 recall what he said, but he kept
 to
 call the police
 She told me that story after a man
 came in and asked for when an
 employee, who recently quit, would be
 coming in. I told him she doesn't work
 here anymore and he said to me "Okay
 well I'm her dad so if you see her tell
 her I'll be across the street at the gas
 station. He left and my boss
 IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded
 me for it, then told me that story.
 She gave me some advice on what to
 say or do in that situation:
 .Don't just deny knowing anything,
 deny the person asking. Example
 can't know that information." or
 Can you tell me when 's shift
 are only for
 employees." Additionally, saying
 "I don't know what you're talking
 t." can usually work, it may
 piss them off but it can work.
 on with the customer
 service. "I can't help you with
 that, do you need help (with
 ordering)?" or "Can take your
 order?/Can I help you find (a
 2
 If they persist, insist they leave
 the store. "If you're not going to
 order, please leave the
 or "I can't help you, have a nice
 day." and, if you can, leave. If you
 can't leave, call for or help the
 .
 If they still persist (by now they
 .
 call the police on the basis of
 refusing to leave the premises
 Some people will leave at that
 point, others stay. When the
 police get there, explain the
 situation but still do NOT confirm
 the existence of the employee
 they're looking for to the police
 until they have been escorted out
 of the area.
 Regardless of if the customer know the
 or
 schedule, even if they look
 like the same race and claim to be
 family, you NEVER confirm the
 The only exceptions are if the employee
 tells you themself they're expecting
 someone to come in for them (ASK FOR
 A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and
 if you personally know who they are in
 relation to the employee. When anyone
 I know has to come in because l asked
 them to come in, I describe what they
 look like and what they usually wear. I
 go into deep descriptions, even
 including how they walk.
 You could literally save a life, guys.
 Don't blindly trust your gut either and
 think "But they LOOK innocent" or "But
 they said
 result in someone getting severely hurt,
 "because that can
 ilipinawitch
 I know I joked on this post before but
 seriously
 If youre in the US it is against
 federal law to give out anyones
 IS
 includes numb
 schedules) without writen and
 ers, na
 Just say its against federal law and you
 cant give out that info without risk of
 termination-this will get 99% off your
 back the first time
 Tailor
 Automatic Screenshot Stitching
Keep your fellow coworkers safe please

Keep your fellow coworkers safe please

God, Marriage, and News: Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 29 Jun 2015 Marriage" girldefined.com/keeping-marria KEEPING MARRIAGE STRAIGHT WH) THE BIBLE NEVER RECOGNIZES "GAY MARRIAGE 2 READ POT GIRLDEFINED.COM/BLOG Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 20 Jun 2014 Please don't get sucked into the gay pride agenda. Don't base your beliefs on your emotions. God's word must be... fb.me/31ZBmV6KS Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 27 Jun 2015 TIMELY READJ Responding to the Homosexual Movement So here we are, up to our necks in the homosexual agenda... . b.me/7hTQArATk 4 1 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 26 Jun 2014 Sad day. @BananaRepublic supports and encourages the homosexual agenda with #PrideMonth on.fb.me/TCa9DR 1 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 21 Jun 2014 Disturbing fairy tale book hits public libraries promoting homosexual marriage. bit.ly/UWnAjo Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 18 Jun 2014 How does someone prove they are "gay"? Find the answer on the blog today bit.ly/1plofs6 CA Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 18 Jun 2014 New Post) The fb.me/6kXwRqltP Gay Pride Movement and Their Sneaky Agen... Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 20 Jun 2014 New Post Responding to the Homosexual Movement girldefined.com/responding-hom... .fb.me/6lgj4ZPET tl. 1 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined .4 Jun 2014 oan c cake. christianpost.com/news/baker-for... via @ChristianPost Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 6 May 2014 Should Christians attend the wedding of a gay couple?" Thought provoking answers from @gotquestions gotquestions.org/gay-wedding.ht... Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 3 May 2014 Replying to @TrueWoman "@TrueWoman: Should Christians use the term "Gay Christian"? Here's a helpful article: buff.ly/1pXr3vm" Should Christians Use the Term "Gay Christian"? In his new book God and the Gay Christian, Matthew Vines seeks to legitimate homosexual practice among evangelicals. I responded to this heretical teaching [...] patheos.com keepingupwithfundies: totallyrobophobic: christiangossipgirl: The only thing Girl Defined uses Twitter for is automated posts from their other platforms…  That means the links are still there to their homophobic blog posts they’ve since deleted. Oopsies. But seriously, I’m disgusted. They were way more extreme on the topic than I was aware. They scrubbed their blog after their homophobia was exposed in this YouTube video by Rachel Oates.  Being ashamed of your opinion if called out means you know you are wrong. (Annie)
God, Marriage, and News: Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 29 Jun 2015
 Marriage" girldefined.com/keeping-marria
 KEEPING
 MARRIAGE
 STRAIGHT
 WH)
 THE BIBLE
 NEVER
 RECOGNIZES
 "GAY
 MARRIAGE
 2
 READ POT
 GIRLDEFINED.COM/BLOG
 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 20 Jun 2014
 Please don't get sucked into the gay pride agenda. Don't base your beliefs on
 your emotions. God's word must be... fb.me/31ZBmV6KS

 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 27 Jun 2015
 TIMELY READJ Responding to the Homosexual Movement
 So here we are, up to our necks in the homosexual agenda... . b.me/7hTQArATk
 4
 1
 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 26 Jun 2014
 Sad day. @BananaRepublic supports and encourages the homosexual agenda
 with #PrideMonth on.fb.me/TCa9DR
 1
 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 21 Jun 2014
 Disturbing fairy tale book hits public libraries promoting homosexual marriage.
 bit.ly/UWnAjo

 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 18 Jun 2014
 How does someone prove they are "gay"? Find the answer on the blog today
 bit.ly/1plofs6
 CA
 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 18 Jun 2014
 New Post) The
 fb.me/6kXwRqltP
 Gay Pride Movement and Their Sneaky Agen...

 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 20 Jun 2014
 New Post Responding to the Homosexual Movement
 girldefined.com/responding-hom... .fb.me/6lgj4ZPET
 tl.
 1
 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined .4 Jun 2014
 oan c
 cake. christianpost.com/news/baker-for... via @ChristianPost

 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 6 May 2014
 Should Christians attend the wedding of a gay couple?" Thought provoking
 answers from @gotquestions gotquestions.org/gay-wedding.ht...
 Girl Defined @Girl_Defined 3 May 2014
 Replying to @TrueWoman
 "@TrueWoman: Should Christians use the term "Gay Christian"? Here's a helpful
 article: buff.ly/1pXr3vm"
 Should Christians Use the Term "Gay Christian"?
 In his new book God and the Gay Christian, Matthew
 Vines seeks to legitimate homosexual practice among
 evangelicals. I responded to this heretical teaching [...]
 patheos.com
keepingupwithfundies:
totallyrobophobic:

christiangossipgirl:

The only thing Girl Defined uses Twitter for is automated posts from their other platforms… 
That means the links are still there to their homophobic blog posts they’ve since deleted. Oopsies.
But seriously, I’m disgusted. They were way more extreme on the topic than I was aware. 

They scrubbed their blog after their homophobia was exposed in this YouTube video by Rachel Oates. 

Being ashamed of your opinion if called out means you know you are wrong. (Annie)

keepingupwithfundies: totallyrobophobic: christiangossipgirl: The only thing Girl Defined uses Twitter for is automated posts from their o...

Advice, Clothes, and Dad: @jaggies At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes another employee, says she's his niece, and asks when she'll be there. The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in at 7!" Don't do this. 8/6/18, 7:46 PM 35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes filipinawitch: purple-monster-baby: geneticcardio: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed. At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please. Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything! My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police. She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story. She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation: Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work. Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?” If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer. If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area. Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk. You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed. I know I joked on this post before but seriously If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time
Advice, Clothes, and Dad: @jaggies
 At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 at 7!"
 Don't do this.
 8/6/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes
filipinawitch:
purple-monster-baby:

geneticcardio:


orion-rising:

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything!


My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police.
She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story.
She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation:
Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work.
 Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?”
If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer.
If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area.

Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. 
The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk.
You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed.


I know I joked on this post before but seriously
If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. 
Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time

filipinawitch: purple-monster-baby: geneticcardio: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If th...

Advice, Clothes, and Dad: @jaggies At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes another employee, says she's his niece, and asks when she'll be there. The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in at 7!" Don't do this. 8/6/18, 7:46 PM 35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes filipinawitch: purple-monster-baby: geneticcardio: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed. At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please. Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything! My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police. She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story. She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation: Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work. Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?” If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer. If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area. Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk. You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed. I know I joked on this post before but seriously If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time
Advice, Clothes, and Dad: @jaggies
 At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
 another employee, says she's his
 niece, and asks when she'll be there.
 The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
 at 7!"
 Don't do this.
 8/6/18, 7:46 PM
 35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes
filipinawitch:

purple-monster-baby:

geneticcardio:


orion-rising:

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

Do NOT say anything along the lines of “they’re not in today” or “not until later” because you are confirming that this is somewhere the person in question can be found. NEVER confirm anything!


My old boss told us a story of how, years before when she was a fairly new manager (I’m talking decades, she’s 64 right now), there was a man who came in and asked for an employee by name and said he was her uncle. She told him the employee’s shift started in a coule hours. He waited the entire time for her, and when she came in, he assaulted her and bashed her face into the counter. My boss saw everything. She can’t recall what he said, but he kept screaming until someone threatened to call the police.
She told me that story after a man came in and asked for when an employee, who recently quit, would be coming in. I told him she doesn’t work here anymore and he said to me “Okay, well I’m her dad so if you see her tell her I’ll be across the street at the gas station.” He left and my boss IMMEDIATELY came out and scolded me for it, then told me that story.
She gave me some advice on what to say or do in that situation:
Don’t just deny knowing anything, deny the person asking. Example, “When is ____ coming in?” “You can’t know that information.” or “Can you tell me when ____’s shift is?” “Schedules are only for employees.” Additionally, saying “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” can usually work, it may piss them off but it can work.
 Continue on with the customer service. “I can’t help you with that, do you need help (with clothes, finding a product, ordering)?” or “Can I take your order?/Can I help you find (a product)?”
If they persist, insist they leave the store. “If you’re not going to order, please leave the building.” or “I can’t help you, have a nice day.” and, if you can, leave. If you can’t leave, call for or help the next customer.
If they still persist (by now they may be aggressive), threaten to call the police on the basis of them becoming aggressive and refusing to leave the premises. Some people will leave at that point, others stay. When the police get there, explain the situation but still do NOT confirm the existence of the employee they’re looking for to the police until they have been escorted out of the area.

Regardless of if the customer know the employee’s name, description, or daily (not hourly) schedule, even if they look like the same race and claim to be family, you NEVER confirm the employee’s existence. 
The only exceptions are if the employee tells you themself they’re expecting someone to come in for them (ASK FOR A DESCRIPTION OF THE PERSON), and if you personally know who they are in relation to the employee. When anyone I know has to come in because I asked them to come in, I describe what they look like and what they usually wear. I go into deep descriptions, even including how they walk.
You could literally save a life, guys. Don’t blindly trust your gut either and think “But they LOOK innocent” or “But they said ______” because that can result in someone getting severely hurt, or killed.


I know I joked on this post before but seriously
If youre in the US it is against federal law to give out anyones personal information (this includes numbers, names, and schedules) without writen and signed permission. 
Just say its against federal law and you cant give out that info without risk of termination - this will get 99% off your back the first time

filipinawitch: purple-monster-baby: geneticcardio: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If t...

All, For, and Steps: Im all for arrays starting at 0, but seriously, stair steps?!
All, For, and Steps: Im all for arrays starting at 0, but seriously, stair steps?!

Im all for arrays starting at 0, but seriously, stair steps?!

Head, Life, and Tumblr: SERVICE DOG PSA So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmlesso My service dog, however is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizureg and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for mea but we didn't learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got hîm) I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my egog and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting hïm away and telling him to go away, So I feel like I need to make this heads up If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help Don't get scaredg don't get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency Situation, I could have vomỉted and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had So many things happen to me, We're goîng to update his training so if the first person doesn't co- operateg he moves ong but seriously guyso If what's his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him Source lumpatronics <p><a href="https://doggos-with-jobs.tumblr.com/post/174995716375/not-a-traditional-post-but-an-important-reminder" class="tumblr_blog">doggos-with-jobs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Not a traditional post, but an important reminder for everyone when life is busy. Please take a second to read!</p></blockquote>
Head, Life, and Tumblr: SERVICE DOG PSA
 So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful
 but ultimately harmlesso My service dog, however
 is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizureg and
 he assumed this was a seizure (were training him
 to do more to care for mea but we didn't learn I had
 epilepsy until a year after we got hîm)
 I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and
 my egog and I found him trying to get the attention
 of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting hïm
 away and telling him to go away, So I feel like I need
 to make this heads up
 If a service dog without a
 person approaches you, it
 means the person is down
 and in need of help
 Don't get scaredg don't get annoyed, follow the dog!
 If it had been an emergency Situation, I could have
 vomỉted and choked, I could have hit my head, I could
 have had So many things happen to me, We're goîng to
 update his training so if the first person doesn't co-
 operateg he moves ong but seriously guyso If what's
 his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to
 go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest
 proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him
 Source lumpatronics
<p><a href="https://doggos-with-jobs.tumblr.com/post/174995716375/not-a-traditional-post-but-an-important-reminder" class="tumblr_blog">doggos-with-jobs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Not a traditional post, but an important reminder for everyone when life is busy. Please take a second to read!</p></blockquote>

doggos-with-jobs:Not a traditional post, but an important reminder for everyone when life is busy. Please take a second to read!

Dad, Gif, and Life: <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173310615662/kasaron-medic981-lovelyardie" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kasaron.tumblr.com/post/173309864985/medic981-lovelyardie-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">kasaron</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://medic981.tumblr.com/post/173309750854/lovelyardie-libertybill-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">medic981</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173309430767/libertybill-libertybill-homemade-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173309201637/libertybill-homemade-pizza-tonight-the-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173308432222/homemade-pizza-tonight" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Homemade pizza tonight!</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e725b17f4e1c5216ea2caa11b6603f65/tumblr_inline_p7rqowUL1O1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f95386ea181060500bb176d19646847d/tumblr_inline_p7rqowAamj1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"/></figure><p>The pizza tastes good!</p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d23a27ba14c79f0f45f74bef21a9a148/tumblr_inline_p7rqow4ZTb1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Much like our love life, I too was skeptical, until it was in my mouth</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="349" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="fuckeverythingandsociety:zNt1-CQB9STGTmsLYHVdOw:Zda43p2I2gdRv"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d15b85e76e1c078435ff7fd0f6898fc/tumblr_okor0t2lJo1t9tak1o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="349" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I ugly laughed so hard my dad checked in to be sure I wasn’t actually dying.</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll admit, my presentation could use some work.</p></blockquote> <p>I’m laughing y’all are so stupid 😂😂😂</p><p>But seriously that pizza needs help my brother.</p>
Dad, Gif, and Life: <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173310615662/kasaron-medic981-lovelyardie" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://kasaron.tumblr.com/post/173309864985/medic981-lovelyardie-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">kasaron</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://medic981.tumblr.com/post/173309750854/lovelyardie-libertybill-libertybill" class="tumblr_blog">medic981</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://lovelyardie.tumblr.com/post/173309430767/libertybill-libertybill-homemade-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">lovelyardie</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173309201637/libertybill-homemade-pizza-tonight-the-pizza" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/173308432222/homemade-pizza-tonight" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Homemade pizza tonight!</p></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e725b17f4e1c5216ea2caa11b6603f65/tumblr_inline_p7rqowUL1O1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="477" data-orig-width="652"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f95386ea181060500bb176d19646847d/tumblr_inline_p7rqowAamj1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="850" data-orig-width="690"/></figure><p>The pizza tastes good!</p><p><br/></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d23a27ba14c79f0f45f74bef21a9a148/tumblr_inline_p7rqow4ZTb1r4a3sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="543"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Much like our love life, I too was skeptical, until it was in my mouth</p></blockquote>

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<p>I ugly laughed so hard my dad checked in to be sure I wasn’t actually dying.</p></blockquote>

<p>I’ll admit, my presentation could use some work.</p></blockquote>

<p>I’m laughing y’all are so stupid 😂😂😂</p><p>But seriously that pizza needs help my brother.</p>

libertybill: kasaron: medic981: lovelyardie: libertybill: libertybill: Homemade pizza tonight! The pizza tastes good! Much like our ...