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Butthol: I love Monsters Inc. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ(via:@gamegandhi @grandmas.butthole)
Butthol: I love Monsters Inc.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ(via:@gamegandhi @grandmas.butthole)

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ(via:@gamegandhi @grandmas.butthole)

Butthol: damn I didn't know there was a black m&m's character, he can dance too๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ.....๐Ÿฉc with help from @grandmas.butthole
Butthol: damn I didn't know there was a black m&m's character, he can dance too๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ.....๐Ÿฉc with help from @grandmas.butthole

damn I didn't know there was a black m&m's character, he can dance too๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ.....๐Ÿฉc with help from @grandmas.butthole

Butthol: When you poke a hole in ya cousins condom & your grandma gets pregnant aasscraver TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!" So I click this shit hoping to see that video but of course that shit don't pop up. Instead a bunch of pop-ups appear on my screen: "Your Phone is at risk for a virus!" Yeet I know damn well I ain't got a virus. I close the tab and go back to the home page of the site. I almost gave up on beating my meat until I scrolled to the bottom of the page. "2 gay niggas fighting over a nigga" Bruh one of them niggas was hella cute I ain't gon lie and I ain't gay miss me with that. But I clicked that shit fast asl. The video plays and I start stroking my shit right. Ain't my proudest fap but a nigga was desperate. As soon as the 2 gay niggas started tounge punching each others buttholes I went into maximum overdrive word to Plankton. Before I nut my neph-son walks into the room. "Daddy I finis-" Before he could finish I FINISHED all over the place. My neph-son ran away screaming. "God dammit Junior wot in ternation were you thinking?" I get out of the bed but my shorts were still down. I trip and fall right onto my erect penis. I howled in pain. I look up to see Junior standing above me. "What are you doing help ya broth- I mean Dad!" He smiled and looked at me. From behind his back he pulled out Vaseline and duct tape. "I've been waiting for this." he said. So here I am, defenseless against my neph-son's advances, Vaseline in hand. Moral of the story: Xnxx is the best porn site don't @ me
Butthol: When you poke a hole in ya cousins
 condom & your grandma gets pregnant
 aasscraver
TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!" So I click this shit hoping to see that video but of course that shit don't pop up. Instead a bunch of pop-ups appear on my screen: "Your Phone is at risk for a virus!" Yeet I know damn well I ain't got a virus. I close the tab and go back to the home page of the site. I almost gave up on beating my meat until I scrolled to the bottom of the page. "2 gay niggas fighting over a nigga" Bruh one of them niggas was hella cute I ain't gon lie and I ain't gay miss me with that. But I clicked that shit fast asl. The video plays and I start stroking my shit right. Ain't my proudest fap but a nigga was desperate. As soon as the 2 gay niggas started tounge punching each others buttholes I went into maximum overdrive word to Plankton. Before I nut my neph-son walks into the room. "Daddy I finis-" Before he could finish I FINISHED all over the place. My neph-son ran away screaming. "God dammit Junior wot in ternation were you thinking?" I get out of the bed but my shorts were still down. I trip and fall right onto my erect penis. I howled in pain. I look up to see Junior standing above me. "What are you doing help ya broth- I mean Dad!" He smiled and looked at me. From behind his back he pulled out Vaseline and duct tape. "I've been waiting for this." he said. So here I am, defenseless against my neph-son's advances, Vaseline in hand. Moral of the story: Xnxx is the best porn site don't @ me

TTStoryTime - You ever be watching porn and you see one of those advertisements that got some good HD shit? And it says like, "Only 1$!"...

Butthol: GRN I had to post this lmao...stolen from @grandmas.butthole
Butthol: GRN
I had to post this lmao...stolen from @grandmas.butthole

I had to post this lmao...stolen from @grandmas.butthole

Butthol: When you get a 100 on a test just to boost your grade up 1% congrats aucomplished nothing ๐ŸŽถDashing๐Ÿ’จ through the cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… in a one WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ open legs๐Ÿ‘, over๐Ÿ” the clit we go, moaning ๐Ÿ˜ซ all the way. Balls๐Ÿ† in buttholes ring, making spirits bright๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ, what fun it is to ride ๐Ÿš€that dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆand jizz๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ on her all night, HOE!!!! ๐ŸŽถjingle clit jingle clit jingle all the wayโžก๏ธ, oh what fun it is to ride๐Ÿšด that big black dick ๐Ÿ†all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way๐Ÿ˜ oh what fun it is to fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œand lick ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆher jizz away. Send this to ๐Ÿ‘‰1โƒฃ2โƒฃ๐Ÿ† of your sluttiest๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ƒ dickmas cock suckers๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… in 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ sexonds or Santa wonโ€™t cum๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฆ for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back โฌ…๏ธyouโ€™re a frosty cum slut. โ„๏ธโ›„๏ธIf you get 10 back youโ€™re a peppermint pussy princess .๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘ธ If you get 15 back youโ€™re a candy cane clit licker๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…
Butthol: When you get a 100 on a test just to
 boost your grade up 1%
 congrats
 aucomplished nothing
๐ŸŽถDashing๐Ÿ’จ through the cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… in a one WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ open legs๐Ÿ‘, over๐Ÿ” the clit we go, moaning ๐Ÿ˜ซ all the way. Balls๐Ÿ† in buttholes ring, making spirits bright๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ, what fun it is to ride ๐Ÿš€that dick ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆand jizz๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ on her all night, HOE!!!! ๐ŸŽถjingle clit jingle clit jingle all the wayโžก๏ธ, oh what fun it is to ride๐Ÿšด that big black dick ๐Ÿ†all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way๐Ÿ˜ oh what fun it is to fuck ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œand lick ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆher jizz away. Send this to ๐Ÿ‘‰1โƒฃ2โƒฃ๐Ÿ† of your sluttiest๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ƒ dickmas cock suckers๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… in 6โƒฃ9โƒฃ sexonds or Santa wonโ€™t cum๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฆ for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back โฌ…๏ธyouโ€™re a frosty cum slut. โ„๏ธโ›„๏ธIf you get 10 back youโ€™re a peppermint pussy princess .๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘ธ If you get 15 back youโ€™re a candy cane clit licker๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘…

๐ŸŽถDashing๐Ÿ’จ through the cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… in a one WHORES๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ open legs๐Ÿ‘, over๐Ÿ” the clit we go, moaning ๐Ÿ˜ซ all the way. Balls๐Ÿ† in buttholes ring, makin...