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![caption: cheeseanonioncrisps:
roseverdict:
roseverdict:
jus-tea:
Daddyās at the food store, Mummyās out of town,
Sheās working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to town,
Hide away, hide away, sheās come to take us down.
Miss Rhonaās at the doorstep, Iāll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhonaās come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we canāt come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, Iāll take her some today,
And hereās a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.
[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, āI thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die theyāre six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like āHide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirtā.ā End ID.]
HI DONāT LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THATāS ACTUALLY BRILLIANT
Itās not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until itās got an eery childrensā game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated āMiss (Mr, Mx) Rhonaā and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kidsā think Blind Manās Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for āRhonaā to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another āRhonaā and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other ādo you know what thatās inspired by?ā](https://pics.onsizzle.com/cheeseanonioncrisps-roseverdict-roseverdict-jus-tea-daddyās-at-the-food-store-mummyās-72345685.png)
![caption: oldiesporvida:
mightyenaofficial:
becausebirds:
potty mouth bird
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[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] Heās gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] Thatās crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, heās got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
One of my favorite videos š](https://pics.onsizzle.com/oldiesporvida-mightyenaofficial-becausebirds-potty-mouth-bird-caption-woman-off-camera-heās-69674225.png)
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