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Good grief, add this to your cart already on @EvineLive โ€“ and add one for the Lucy or Linus in your life, too! Invicta WatchCollector [link in bio]

Good grief, add this to your cart already on @EvineLive โ€“ and add one for the Lucy or Linus in your life, too! Invicta WatchCollector [li...

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 carts: WHAT A
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 FLOWER
 the funbox
 What a great day to be alive
 disappointmement
 relatable enjoy your day
 NOTHING
 BEATS THIS
 SHIT
 SHIT ITS
 OOD To
 EE
 ALINE
AldenRants 21-50 @embodiment_of_pettiness asked me to rant about people who don't put shopping carts back in the cart return! DONT pbthh GET pbthh ME pbthh STARTEEEED AAHHPBTHHPBTHH PBTHHHHHH It is my unRELENtingly steadfast belief that the pathological gene that corrupts people to become serial killers is unARGUABLY RELATED to the same mental disease that causes people to NOT place their shopping carts IN THE DESIGNATED SHOPPING CART STATIONS. Look at all those shopping carts all together in their cozy little home! Don't you want to reunite the cart you used with its family as a token of appreciation for how well it did its job by assisting you with your shopping? OF COURSE YOU DON'T YOU CAN'T EMPATHIZE WITH THAT RECKLESS MIND OF YOURS CAN YOU. THESE SECONDHAND CAR WRECKERS SADISTICALLY WRECK HAVOC WITH THEIR FOOD HANDLING VEHICLES ALL ACROSS OUR FAIR CITY ALL WHILE BLAMING THEIR KIDS FOR THEIR TWISTED THINKING BEHAVIOR. "OHHH I can't leave my precious angels alone!" OH OF COURSE NOT, CAN'T WASTE A SINGLE SECOND OF POTENTIAL PSYCHOPATHIC MONSTER TEACHING TIME!!! MY MOM RAISED FOUR KIDS AND YOU DON'T SEE HER LEAVING SHOPPING CARTS LYING AMUCK AND TEACHING ME TO ACT PSYCHOTIC DO YOU???!? I'M AS NORMAL AS THEY COME

AldenRants 21-50 @embodiment_of_pettiness asked me to rant about people who don't put shopping carts back in the cart return! DONT pbthh...

carts: Throwback to the days where I used to fit in this tiny shopping cart ๐Ÿ˜…
 carts: Throwback to the days where I used to fit in this tiny shopping cart ๐Ÿ˜…

Throwback to the days where I used to fit in this tiny shopping cart ๐Ÿ˜…

carts: THIS IS AWESOME! MUST READ! A jobless man applied for the job of "sweeper" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him Then watched him cleaning the floor as atest. "You are Appointed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. "I'm sorry", said the HR manager.. "If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist cannot have the job." .. The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do. with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a Door to Door round In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realised that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insur ance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email. The broker answered curi ously, You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an sweeper at Microsoft!" Moral of the story: 1) Internet/email/bbm/whatsapp is not the solution to your life 2) If you don't have facebook a/c., internet/email/bbm/whatsapp, and work harod, you can be a millionaire Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro
 carts: THIS IS AWESOME! MUST READ!
 A jobless man applied for the job of "sweeper" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him
 Then watched him cleaning the floor as atest. "You are Appointed" he said.
 "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in
 The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. "I'm sorry", said the HR
 manager.. "If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist
 cannot have the job."
 ..
 The man left with no hope at all.
 He didn't know what to do. with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the
 supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a Door to Door round
 In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three
 times,
 and returned home with $60. The man realised that he can survive this way, and started to
 go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday
 Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years
 later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
 He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insur
 ance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker
 asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email. The broker answered curi
 ously, You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine
 what you could have been if you had an email?!"
 The man thought for a while and replied,
 "Yes, I'd be an sweeper at Microsoft!"
 Moral of the story:
 1) Internet/email/bbm/whatsapp is not the solution to your life
 2) If you don't have facebook a/c., internet/email/bbm/whatsapp, and work harod,
 you can be a millionaire
Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro