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9gag, Memes, and Transformers: CAUTION ION This guy either loves his job, or hates humans as much as Megatron does. universalstudios 9gag transformers megatron
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This guy either loves his job, or hates humans as much as Megatron does. universalstudios 9gag transformers megatron

This guy either loves his job, or hates humans as much as Megatron does. universalstudios 9gag transformers megatron

Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara Incase you were wondering why my uncle got kicked out of Walmart: l Verizon LTE 5:53 PM @-q 40% Verizon LTE 5:53 PM Grammy Grammy Fwd: Now I'm banned from Grammy 5. August 16: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose Walmart. I just received this email 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 09/18/2018 Dear Mr. Marshall 6. September 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. Over the past two months you have caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have beern forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 2. July 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. July 23: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. You are no longer aloud in the Brunswick Walmart and will immediately be asked to leave if you enter said premises! 1. July 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other 4. August 4: Moved a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area. Tag Martin Store Manager Walmart Brunswick Store Text Message 01 4 Text Message Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it
Martin, Memes, and Verizon: keara hunter @HunterKeara
 Incase you were wondering why my uncle
 got kicked out of Walmart:
 l Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 @-q 40%
 Verizon LTE
 5:53 PM
 Grammy
 Grammy
 Fwd: Now I'm banned from
 Grammy
 5. August 16: Looked right
 into the security camera in
 the fishing section and
 used it as a mirror while
 you picked your nose
 Walmart. I just received
 this email
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 people's carts when they
 weren't looking.
 09/18/2018
 Dear Mr. Marshall
 6. September 4: You went
 into a fitting room, shut the
 door, waited awhile, and
 then yelled very loudly
 Hey! There's no toilet
 paper in here.' One of the
 clerks passed out.
 Over the past two months
 you have caused quite a
 commotion in our store.
 We cannot tolerate this
 behavior and have beern
 forced to ban you from the
 store. Complaints against
 you are listed below and
 are documented by our
 video surveillance
 cameras.
 2. July 10: You set all the
 alarm clocks in
 Housewares to go off at 5
 minute intervals.
 3. July 23: You went to the
 Service Desk and tried to
 put a bag of M&Ms on
 layaway.
 You are no longer aloud in
 the Brunswick Walmart
 and will immediately be
 asked to leave if you enter
 said premises!
 1. July 3: You took 24
 boxes of condoms and
 randomly put them in other
 4. August 4: Moved a
 CAUTION WET FLOOR
 sign to a carpeted area.
 Tag Martin
 Store Manager
 Walmart Brunswick Store
 Text Message
 01 4 Text Message
Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Post 1238: what’s the craziest thing you’ve ever returned to Walmart? I returned a dead palm tree and they were cool with it

Family, Fucking, and Future: Like Comment Share Write a comment... Top Comments Brian Jorgensen I hope someone kills you and you're family, you deserve it. Like Reply 1 October 11 at 8:17am Jonathan Shulte Truly this dumbass loser should be ashamed. What a pathetic piece of fucking shit Like Reply October 11 at 9:25am Steve Grier This vile garbage is the worst. Somebody should do something. Oh look, the disgusting bastard lives at Online Activists Unsure About Offensiveness Of Article, Figure'Theyll Destroy Author's Life Just In Case (g <p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/166303420429/seattlefiguring-it-was-the-best-way-to-hedge" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>SEATTLE—Figuring it was the best way to hedge their bets, online activists reportedly unsure about the offensiveness of an article Wednesday figured they’d destroy the author’s life just in case. “Reading this piece, there are quite a few challenging viewpoints that I haven’t quite thought through, but it’s probably best to cover my bases and make sure this writer never works again,” said David Morrison who, along with his online peers, resolved to release the journalist’s address, phone number, and the names of his family members just to be safe. “Honestly, I only read the first couple paragraphs, but it’s probably better to err on the side of caution when it comes to potentially controversial views like this and just make his life a nightmare for the foreseeable future.” At press time, Morrison decided it also couldn’t hurt to throw in a few death threats.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Sometimes the Onion has serious tea</p>
Family, Fucking, and Future: Like Comment Share
 Write a comment...
 Top Comments
 Brian Jorgensen I hope someone kills you and you're family,
 you deserve it.
 Like Reply 1 October 11 at 8:17am
 Jonathan Shulte Truly this dumbass loser should be ashamed.
 What a pathetic piece of fucking shit
 Like Reply October 11 at 9:25am
 Steve Grier This vile garbage is the worst. Somebody
 should do something. Oh look, the disgusting bastard lives at
 Online Activists Unsure About
 Offensiveness Of Article,
 Figure'Theyll Destroy
 Author's Life Just In Case
 (g
<p><a href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/166303420429/seattlefiguring-it-was-the-best-way-to-hedge" class="tumblr_blog">theonion</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>SEATTLE—Figuring it was the best way to hedge their bets, online activists reportedly unsure about the offensiveness of an article Wednesday figured they’d destroy the author’s life just in case. “Reading this piece, there are quite a few challenging viewpoints that I haven’t quite thought through, but it’s probably best to cover my bases and make sure this writer never works again,” said David Morrison who, along with his online peers, resolved to release the journalist’s address, phone number, and the names of his family members just to be safe. “Honestly, I only read the first couple paragraphs, but it’s probably better to err on the side of caution when it comes to potentially controversial views like this and just make his life a nightmare for the foreseeable future.” At press time, Morrison decided it also couldn’t hurt to throw in a few death threats.<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Sometimes the Onion has serious tea</p>

theonion: SEATTLE—Figuring it was the best way to hedge their bets, online activists reportedly unsure about the offensiveness of an article...

Memes, Stephen, and Hilton: UHAVILLE LEMMY CAUTION INE ANA KARINA This was an accident. He came down wearing the same shirt as me. So I made him take a picture. Then I made him change. ❤️👀❤️👀😂 @stephen_hilton_
Memes, Stephen, and Hilton: UHAVILLE
 LEMMY CAUTION
 INE ANA KARINA
This was an accident. He came down wearing the same shirt as me. So I made him take a picture. Then I made him change. ❤️👀❤️👀😂 @stephen_hilton_

This was an accident. He came down wearing the same shirt as me. So I made him take a picture. Then I made him change. ❤️👀❤️👀😂 @stephen_hilt...