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Cheerios: I think it’s a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..
Cheerios: I think it’s a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..

I think it’s a new flavor. Cheerios cat meal I think..

Cheerios: Sammi Thursday 11:51 AM Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a witty pick up line for it Or it'll be terrible, but then you can send it to your friends and laugh about it Thursday 12:24 PM That will be perfect Ummmm cereal! Thursday 1:14 PM You must be a bowl of cheerios because you are making my heart feel better already Tuesday 9:44 AM Ah so it was terrible That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't reply Tuesday 1:00 PM Was it cause you didnt want to make awkward small talk after? BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF THATS YOUR THING Tuesday 10:44 PM WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST THINGS TO SAY BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT THE CUTE THINGS IN ME Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder guy now. You're SO smooth Tuesday 11:02 PM I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That way I can lower the bar and continue to exceed expectations Tuesday 11:57 PM How about a baseball game? You're making a lot of homeruns with your puns and you're a real catch. Also, yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my opinion Today 2.14 AM What about going bowling? I know we're avoiding strikes but we'll have to make an exception because you're a serious 10/10. I'd say an 11/10 for the ability to send one back my way but that'd break the scoring system Today 9:47 AM I don't mean to drive you batty with all of the date suggestions... but a haunted house may be better. The way you can come up with all of these is quite frightening. Also l'd rather be scared by the ghouls in the haunted house than being ghosted by you. Today 10:03 AM A haunted house with you would be a frighteningly good time. Fear not about ghosts, the only ghosting I intend to do is calling you "boo". Today 11:31 AM I'm dead hence why you're calling me "boo" Before you die, can I grab your number?? Today 1:44 PM :) Type a message... GIF Turning ghosting in my favor
Cheerios: Sammi
 Thursday 11:51 AM
 Gimme a topic and I'll come up with a
 witty pick up line for it
 Or it'll be terrible, but then you can send
 it to your friends and laugh about it
 Thursday 12:24 PM
 That will be perfect
 Ummmm cereal!
 Thursday 1:14 PM
 You must be a bowl of cheerios because
 you are making my heart feel better
 already
 Tuesday 9:44 AM
 Ah so it was terrible
 That was actually cute. Idk why I didn't
 reply
 Tuesday 1:00 PM
 Was it cause you didnt want to make
 awkward small talk after?
 BECAUSE WE CAN DO BIG TALK IF
 THATS YOUR THING
 Tuesday 10:44 PM
 WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CUTEST
 THINGS TO SAY
 BECAUSE CUTE PEOPLE BRING OUT
 THE CUTE THINGS IN ME
 Not gonna lie you're like my top tinder
 guy now. You're SO smooth
 Tuesday 11:02 PM
 I'd like to suggest limbo for a date. That
 way I can lower the bar and continue to
 exceed expectations
 Tuesday 11:57 PM
 How about a baseball game? You're
 making a lot of homeruns with your
 puns and you're a real catch. Also,
 yet haven't had a strikeout yet in my
 opinion
 Today 2.14 AM
 What about going bowling? I know we're
 avoiding strikes but we'll have to make
 an exception because you're a serious
 10/10. I'd say an 11/10 for the ability to
 send one back my way but that'd break
 the scoring system
 Today 9:47 AM
 I don't mean to drive you batty with
 all of the date suggestions... but a
 haunted house may be better. The
 way you can come up with all of these
 is quite frightening. Also l'd rather be
 scared by the ghouls in the haunted
 house than being ghosted by you.
 Today 10:03 AM
 A haunted house with you would be a
 frighteningly good time. Fear not about
 ghosts, the only ghosting I intend to do
 is calling you "boo".
 Today 11:31 AM
 I'm dead
 hence why you're calling
 me "boo"
 Before you die, can I grab your
 number??
 Today 1:44 PM
 :)
 Type a message...
 GIF
Turning ghosting in my favor

Turning ghosting in my favor

Cheerios: Hey if you could eat any letter of the alphabet, what letter would you eat and why? Yesterday 6:48 PM I would eat Os but not the sad ones, only the CheeriOs Today 11:15 AM Hmm...that's a better response than any l've got before Let me guess most girls only want the D? But your saving that for later Nah, I've gotten like an F for no reason, and one said Y, but now that I think about it they may have been asking me Aha well Then tbhl was hella confused when you asked and I seriously thought it was a dick joke I can see that, but just going with a D is so uncreative Very true think. I like the way you Now what letter would you eat? Lol R because its the most sinister sounding. That's why it's called murder and not mukduk What's mukduk I have no idea, but I know what murder is What's that Like...when you kill someone and get charged with murder I think it's a fun word to say Yeah know I knew that I was just saying if that's what we were actually talking about here. But murders kinda interest me like I watch a lot of documentaries and conspiracy theories lol I don't like the parts of those documentaries that have blood Really? Yeah, I'm more into the whole theft crime thing. SometimesI like to imagine my perfect crime I break into Tiffany's at midnight Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in New Brunswick, but I go to Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides I like the cold. Thirty years later, get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier Sent Today 6:07 PM That's deep lol I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*
Cheerios: Hey if you could eat any letter of
 the alphabet, what letter would
 you eat and why?
 Yesterday 6:48 PM
 I would eat Os but not the sad
 ones, only the CheeriOs
 Today 11:15 AM
 Hmm...that's a better response
 than any l've got before
 Let me guess most girls only
 want the D? But your saving that
 for later
 Nah, I've gotten like an F for no
 reason, and one said Y, but now
 that I think about it they may
 have been asking me
 Aha well Then tbhl was hella
 confused when you asked and I
 seriously thought it was a dick
 joke
 I can see that, but just going with
 a D is so uncreative
 Very true
 think.
 I like the way you
 Now what letter would you eat?
 Lol
 R because its the most sinister
 sounding. That's why it's called
 murder and not mukduk
 What's mukduk
 I have no idea, but I know what
 murder is
 What's that
 Like...when you kill someone and
 get charged with murder
 I think it's a fun word to say
 Yeah know I knew that I was just
 saying if that's what we were
 actually talking about here. But
 murders kinda interest me like I
 watch a lot of documentaries and
 conspiracy theories lol
 I don't like the parts of those
 documentaries that have blood
 Really?
 Yeah, I'm more into the whole
 theft crime thing. SometimesI
 like to imagine my perfect crime
 I break into Tiffany's at midnight
 Do I go for the vault? No, I go for
 the chandelier. It's priceless. As
 I'm taking it down, a woman
 catches me. She tells me to stop
 It's her father's business. She's
 Tiffany. I say no. We make love
 all night. In the morning, the cops
 come and I escape in one of their
 uniforms. I tell her to meet me in
 New Brunswick, but I go to
 Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides
 I like the cold. Thirty years later,
 get a postcard. I have a son and
 he's the chief of police. This is
 where the story gets interesting
 I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris
 by the Trocadero. She's been
 waiting for me all these years
 She's never taken another lover. I
 don't care. I don't show up. I go
 to Berlin. That's where I stashed
 the chandelier
 Sent
 Today 6:07 PM
 That's deep lol
I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*

I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*

Cheerios: theshitneyspears: me emerging from my room after a six hour depression nap to eat an entire bag of doritos and half a box of stale cheerios
nsfw
Cheerios: theshitneyspears:

me emerging from my room after a six hour depression nap to eat an entire bag of doritos and half a box of stale cheerios

theshitneyspears: me emerging from my room after a six hour depression nap to eat an entire bag of doritos and half a box of stale cheerios