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![Cheerleader: Dog does tippy tap dance whenever he's
happy
@DrSmashlove
BRO HONEST QUESTION: WHERE DO I FIND A RETIRED MALE BASKETBALL GAME CHEERLEADER FOR MY TEAM AT WORK? LIKE I JUST HAD A DINNER WITH CLIENTS LAST NIGHT. HAD A LIL BACK ROOM AT A RESTAURANT IN RIVER NORTH, VERY COZY VERY CLASSY. BUT ALSO A LIL BORING(?) LIKE IF DERRICK (who use to cheerlead at Ohio state) ON MY TEAM LET A LIL DOG OUT OF A BOX TO DO TRICKS ON THE TABLE AND THEN DERRICK DO A DOUBLE BACK FLIP WITH DRAMATIC FLAIR BRUV? BEST 👏 CLIENT 👏 DINNER 👏 EVER 👏. THIS IS NOT A DRILL - IF U ACTUALLY KNOW A RETIRED MALE CHEERLEADER WITH SPICY MICROSOFT EXCEL SKILLS PLS HAVE HIM HOLLA AT ME 😂 I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLORE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM JOINING A WINNING TEAM ™️ HE GON HAVE TO WORK LATE HOURS BUT THE UPSIDE IS GOOD AND MAYBE ONE DAY HE COULD BE A BOSS (I’m not a boss I actually still feel like a worker bee but if Derrick ice out them spreadsheets and do double backflips he might could be my boss - WHO KNOWS - BLESS UP 😂❤️❤️) [editor’s note: “wowwwww smash really out here hunting for a boy toy on his team” YALL REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, SMASH IS AS HETERO AS THEY COME, I MENTOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, YALL REALLY CHIRRISH 👶 AND NEED TO CHILL AND ACCEPT PEOPLE IT’S 2018 WE LOVING AND ACCEPTING NOW LMAO BLESS UP 😂❤️]](https://pics.onsizzle.com/dog-does-tippy-tap-dance-whenever-hes-happy-drsmashlove-bro-38849878.png)
![Cheerleader: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching
herself win the 2017 Purina Pro
Challenge.
DOG
PLAN
p3
Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️](https://pics.onsizzle.com/kirk-a-female-border-collie-watching-herself-win-the-2017-35632698.png)
![Cheerleader: The First-Ever Male NFL
Cheerleaders Will Be Joining
Los Angles Rams
@balleralert
NEWS
ANGELE
The First-Ever Male NFL Cheerleaders Will Be Joining Los Angeles Rams - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Men are joining the NFL, not as players but as the first male cheerleaders to do so. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ QuintonPeron and NapoleanJinnie are the two California natives who are making history as NFL’s first male cheerleaders. The two classically trained dancers surpassed a strenuous auditioning process and made it to the 2018 squad for the Los Angeles Rams. They were chosen from 76 finalists. On Wednesday, they joined the Good Morning America table to share the news. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When discussing their journey, Peron shared that he should be able to participate like anyone else. "I thought, 'Why not me? Why can't I do this?' And called my friend and I asked her when auditions were for the Rams and she told me Sunday [March 11] and I showed up," Peron said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ LA Rams cheer captain EmilyLeibert said the two simply fit in. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “They really just fit the bill to be a Los Angeles Rams cheerleader. They are intelligent, they are eloquent, they are more than qualified to be ambassadors out in the community. They bring so much energy and there’s something so magnetic about their performance, you really can’t take your eyes off them.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ While the Baltimore Ravens and Indianapolis Colts have stuntmen, this will be the first time males have ever danced alongside females on a professional NFL cheerleading team.](https://pics.onsizzle.com/the-first-ever-male-nfl-cheerleaders-will-be-joining-los-angles-31894068.png)
