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Af, Amazon, and Anaconda: His freedom ride home, he realized he was being adopted. He also tried to steal my cheeseburger @DrSmashlove Reddit u/3riny3s A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tomโ€™s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got aluminum in it ๐Ÿ˜–. Bro!! How u gon be a natural product and u got aluminum! I read the packaging closely and it said โ€œnaturally sourced aluminum.โ€ FOH ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œWe naturally select our poisonous metallic substances from the finest natural mines.โ€ Aluminum is an ELEMENT. Itโ€™s pure. There is no difference between aluminum from recycled pepsi cans and aluminum from a mine. I was mad AF ๐Ÿ˜ค. So I went back on my quest to find something natural. Well lo and behold Tomโ€™s makes natural deodorant thatโ€™s called โ€œwild lavenderโ€. And lemme tell u - it smell pleasant asf! Like basically u slather it on and u sniff ya underarm and u magically transported to the soap aisle of Whole Food and a pleasant hipster girl with ear spacers, short hair, and a name tag that say โ€œRAINโ€ smile at u ๐Ÿ˜ (side note: was she born โ€˜Rainโ€™? Or is her name Mandy but she adopted the name โ€˜Rainโ€™ after attending burning man and dropping acid once? Maybe her Nani make it โ€˜Rainโ€™? ๐Ÿ˜ lmao Iโ€™m wild lemme stop ๐Ÿ˜‚.) Caveat: if u work out hard AF like me, it will wear off a lil bit. Like for a 100 degree hot summertime Chi day u might could go with the Tomโ€™s north woods aluminum joint. It will give u cancer-memory loss but at least u smell spicy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Also and I done said this before: I shave my public hair which is a tradition among people of my faith. I know some of u women like โ€œew - DEALBREAKER!โ€ WELL FUโ€” just kidding! Baby girl thatโ€™s fair! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I accept our incompatibility and hope u find the hairy Chewbacca lookin a$$ Man of ya dreams! ๐Ÿ˜ Now then u men out here at the gym with the grapefruit sized amazon rainforest patch of stinky-ass underarm hair that drip white liquid on the elliptical, the โ€˜wild lavenderโ€™ may not cut it ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all got that โ€˜built inโ€™ stincc u probably need Mitchum. But if u down with that razor life it will give u plenty of protection against Le Stincc. May all of u live blessed and chemical free lives bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Amazon, and Anaconda: His freedom ride home, he realized he was
 being adopted. He also tried to steal my
 cheeseburger
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/3riny3s
A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tomโ€™s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got aluminum in it ๐Ÿ˜–. Bro!! How u gon be a natural product and u got aluminum! I read the packaging closely and it said โ€œnaturally sourced aluminum.โ€ FOH ๐Ÿ˜‚. โ€œWe naturally select our poisonous metallic substances from the finest natural mines.โ€ Aluminum is an ELEMENT. Itโ€™s pure. There is no difference between aluminum from recycled pepsi cans and aluminum from a mine. I was mad AF ๐Ÿ˜ค. So I went back on my quest to find something natural. Well lo and behold Tomโ€™s makes natural deodorant thatโ€™s called โ€œwild lavenderโ€. And lemme tell u - it smell pleasant asf! Like basically u slather it on and u sniff ya underarm and u magically transported to the soap aisle of Whole Food and a pleasant hipster girl with ear spacers, short hair, and a name tag that say โ€œRAINโ€ smile at u ๐Ÿ˜ (side note: was she born โ€˜Rainโ€™? Or is her name Mandy but she adopted the name โ€˜Rainโ€™ after attending burning man and dropping acid once? Maybe her Nani make it โ€˜Rainโ€™? ๐Ÿ˜ lmao Iโ€™m wild lemme stop ๐Ÿ˜‚.) Caveat: if u work out hard AF like me, it will wear off a lil bit. Like for a 100 degree hot summertime Chi day u might could go with the Tomโ€™s north woods aluminum joint. It will give u cancer-memory loss but at least u smell spicy ๐Ÿ˜‚. Also and I done said this before: I shave my public hair which is a tradition among people of my faith. I know some of u women like โ€œew - DEALBREAKER!โ€ WELL FUโ€” just kidding! Baby girl thatโ€™s fair! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I accept our incompatibility and hope u find the hairy Chewbacca lookin a$$ Man of ya dreams! ๐Ÿ˜ Now then u men out here at the gym with the grapefruit sized amazon rainforest patch of stinky-ass underarm hair that drip white liquid on the elliptical, the โ€˜wild lavenderโ€™ may not cut it ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all got that โ€˜built inโ€™ stincc u probably need Mitchum. But if u down with that razor life it will give u plenty of protection against Le Stincc. May all of u live blessed and chemical free lives bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

A few weeks ago I hyped up a anti perspirant called Tomโ€™s North Woods. It smells absolutely wonderful and works great. HOWEVER. It got alumi...

Anaconda, Apparently, and Bad: STAR WARS HA NA SLO LO Fact #74: Directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller have stepped down from directing the Untitled Han Solo Star Wars spinoff film over "creative differences" (After posting this, new news has surfaced that Kathleen Kennedy fired the directors. They did not step down. Kathleen appareltly did not like how they were running the set etc and were fired. See my more recent post to see what apparently happened for real.) F*ckkkkkkkkkkk. I really was one of the optimistic ones about Han Solo, the directors have some great movies under those belt and (using the Lego movie as an example) have a good history with taking films that seem like a bad idea, and making them surprisingly enjoyable. But god damn this is seriously scary. For example, deadpool 2 lost its director, but that was before filming and the script wasn't even complete yet. But this is much different. They are leaving halfway through filming! Therefor the script is 100% complete and cinematography and planning are already in final form. So I don't know what they could just now be figuring out that their views for the film and characters differ from lucasfilms. I truly don'ts know and have never heard of directors leaving this late in production. I tried to keep my hopes high for this film, but there's just WAY to much going against it at the moment. I'm going to continue keeping my chin up as much as I possibly can. But it's not looking so good with Han Solo... starwars theforceawakens thelastjedi rogueone darthvader vader lukeskywalker hansolo anakinskywalker obiwankenobi leia princessleia chewbacca r2d2 rey finn poedameron jynerso padmeamidala darthmaul starwarsrebels starwarsbattlefront theclonewars kyloren stormtrooper millenniumfalcon hansolomovie
Anaconda, Apparently, and Bad: STAR WARS
 HA NA SLO LO
 Fact #74:
 Directors Phil Lord and Christopher
 Miller have stepped down from directing
 the Untitled Han Solo Star Wars spinoff
 film over "creative differences"
(After posting this, new news has surfaced that Kathleen Kennedy fired the directors. They did not step down. Kathleen appareltly did not like how they were running the set etc and were fired. See my more recent post to see what apparently happened for real.) F*ckkkkkkkkkkk. I really was one of the optimistic ones about Han Solo, the directors have some great movies under those belt and (using the Lego movie as an example) have a good history with taking films that seem like a bad idea, and making them surprisingly enjoyable. But god damn this is seriously scary. For example, deadpool 2 lost its director, but that was before filming and the script wasn't even complete yet. But this is much different. They are leaving halfway through filming! Therefor the script is 100% complete and cinematography and planning are already in final form. So I don't know what they could just now be figuring out that their views for the film and characters differ from lucasfilms. I truly don'ts know and have never heard of directors leaving this late in production. I tried to keep my hopes high for this film, but there's just WAY to much going against it at the moment. I'm going to continue keeping my chin up as much as I possibly can. But it's not looking so good with Han Solo... starwars theforceawakens thelastjedi rogueone darthvader vader lukeskywalker hansolo anakinskywalker obiwankenobi leia princessleia chewbacca r2d2 rey finn poedameron jynerso padmeamidala darthmaul starwarsrebels starwarsbattlefront theclonewars kyloren stormtrooper millenniumfalcon hansolomovie

(After posting this, new news has surfaced that Kathleen Kennedy fired the directors. They did not step down. Kathleen appareltly did not li...