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Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet @DrSmashlove I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK πŸ˜‚. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet
 @DrSmashlove
I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK πŸ˜‚. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. ...

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Memes, πŸ€–, and Fluffy: HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS
 ON VALENTINE'S DAY
Pro tip from a chick magnet 🐀 Follow @9gag AppπŸ“²πŸ‘‰@9gagmobile πŸ‘ˆ - - - πŸ“Ήoyobichick | Twitter 9gag chicken fluffy cute

Pro tip from a chick magnet 🐀 Follow @9gag AppπŸ“²πŸ‘‰@9gagmobile πŸ‘ˆ - - - πŸ“Ήoyobichick | Twitter 9gag chicken fluffy cute

Cute, Target, and Tumblr: juuzoucore: awwww-cute: The Chick Magnet (Source: http://ift.tt/1RQfSlK) @rizes you
Cute, Target, and Tumblr: juuzoucore:

awwww-cute:

The Chick Magnet (Source: http://ift.tt/1RQfSlK)

@rizes you

juuzoucore: awwww-cute: The Chick Magnet (Source: http://ift.tt/1RQfSlK) @rizes you

Life, McDonalds, and Chicken: Such a chick magnet goodnight and these little chickens are probably chicken nuggets in mcdonalds rn, what is life
Life, McDonalds, and Chicken: Such a chick magnet
goodnight and these little chickens are probably chicken nuggets in mcdonalds rn, what is life

goodnight and these little chickens are probably chicken nuggets in mcdonalds rn, what is life