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Lit, Yo, and Anonymous: Anonymous said: If Alfreds younger are the others like "you can't do that you're a small child" to w in S5 Doit warry bot it, bro, ll ive yo a lit!

Lit, Yo, and Anonymous: Anonymous said:
If Alfreds younger are the others like "you can't do that you're a small child"

to w
in
S5

Doit warry bot it, bro,
ll ive yo a lit!

Lit, Yo, and Anonymous: Anonymous said:
If Alfreds younger are the others like "you can't do that you're a small child"

to w
in
S5

Doit warry bot it, bro,
ll ive yo a lit!

Anaconda, Shit, and House: DOMAIN DIEGO @DennistheBased I hate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that shit ILLUSION 100 A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man

Anaconda, Shit, and House: DOMAIN DIEGO
@DennistheBased
I hate this house. One of the kids ate my
wing and tried to replace that shit
ILLUSION 100
A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man

Anaconda, Shit, and House: DOMAIN DIEGO
@DennistheBased
I hate this house. One of the kids ate my
wing and tried to replace that shit
ILLUSION 100
A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man

A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: DOMAIN DIEGO @DennistheBased I hate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that shit ILLUSION 100 A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man by Cyber_Boi MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: DOMAIN DIEGO
@DennistheBased
I hate this house. One of the kids ate my
wing and tried to replace that shit
ILLUSION 100
A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man by Cyber_Boi
MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: DOMAIN DIEGO
@DennistheBased
I hate this house. One of the kids ate my
wing and tried to replace that shit
ILLUSION 100
A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man by Cyber_Boi
MORE MEMES

A fellow child has learnt from Camo-Man by Cyber_Boi MORE MEMES

Iphone, Pussy, and Twitter: nina ovama @ninaoyama You say: we're trying for a child I hear: my husbands been doing big huge cums in my pussy 2:53 AM 1/13/19 Twitter for iPhone 4,111 Retweets 29.3K Likes WI Idk if this has already been posted here

Iphone, Pussy, and Twitter: nina ovama
@ninaoyama
You say: we're trying for a child
I hear: my husbands been doing big
huge cums in my pussy
2:53 AM 1/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
4,111 Retweets 29.3K Likes
WI
Idk if this has already been posted here

Iphone, Pussy, and Twitter: nina ovama
@ninaoyama
You say: we're trying for a child
I hear: my husbands been doing big
huge cums in my pussy
2:53 AM 1/13/19 Twitter for iPhone
4,111 Retweets 29.3K Likes
WI
Idk if this has already been posted here

Idk if this has already been posted here

Sorry, Tumblr, and Animal: Hi this possum was living in my children's bedroom for 3 days before we believed them. fullmetalfisting: opossummypossum: it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules. I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

Sorry, Tumblr, and Animal: Hi this possum was living in my
children's bedroom for 3 days before
we believed them.
fullmetalfisting:
opossummypossum:

it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules.

I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

Sorry, Tumblr, and Animal: Hi this possum was living in my
children's bedroom for 3 days before
we believed them.
fullmetalfisting:
opossummypossum:

it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules.

I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

fullmetalfisting: opossummypossum: it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules. I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agenc...

Plan B, Wtf, and Control: Follow @QueenBillyne "If you over the age of 22 and don't have a child wtf are you even doing?'" Birth Control. Plan B. Abstaining. Swallowing it's a lot honestly 10:19 am -22 Mar 2019 3,930 Retweets 15,046 Likes Not everyone wants kids at 22

Plan B, Wtf, and Control: Follow
@QueenBillyne
"If you over the age of 22 and don't
have a child wtf are you even doing?'"
Birth Control. Plan B. Abstaining.
Swallowing
it's a lot honestly
10:19 am -22 Mar 2019
3,930 Retweets 15,046 Likes
Not everyone wants kids at 22

Plan B, Wtf, and Control: Follow
@QueenBillyne
"If you over the age of 22 and don't
have a child wtf are you even doing?'"
Birth Control. Plan B. Abstaining.
Swallowing
it's a lot honestly
10:19 am -22 Mar 2019
3,930 Retweets 15,046 Likes
Not everyone wants kids at 22

Not everyone wants kids at 22

School, Anti, and Yes: When you sneeze near an anti-vax kid at school Destroy Item You are about to destroy Child Are you sure? Yes Yes Your mission, should you choose to accept.

School, Anti, and Yes: When you sneeze near an
anti-vax kid at school
Destroy Item
You are about to destroy
Child
Are you sure?
Yes
Yes
Your mission, should you choose to accept.

School, Anti, and Yes: When you sneeze near an
anti-vax kid at school
Destroy Item
You are about to destroy
Child
Are you sure?
Yes
Yes
Your mission, should you choose to accept.

Your mission, should you choose to accept.

Easter, Love, and Pirates: archaeologysucks When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies. I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real. So that's the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you? Source: archaeologysucks 67,047 notes Mom buries “pirate treasure” in sandbox for child. I love this. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CvxEaP

Easter, Love, and Pirates: archaeologysucks
When I was a very small child, my mom used
to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot
prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had
come in the night and buried treasure. I would
be out there happily for hours, with my little
sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to
herself for the price of a handful of pennies.
I was always kind of skeptical about Santa,
the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because
visiting every kid in the world did not seem
reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so
they were probably real.
So that's the story of how I ended up being an
archaeologist. How about you?
Source: archaeologysucks
67,047 notes
Mom buries “pirate treasure” in sandbox for child. I love this. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CvxEaP

Easter, Love, and Pirates: archaeologysucks
When I was a very small child, my mom used
to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot
prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had
come in the night and buried treasure. I would
be out there happily for hours, with my little
sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to
herself for the price of a handful of pennies.
I was always kind of skeptical about Santa,
the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because
visiting every kid in the world did not seem
reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so
they were probably real.
So that's the story of how I ended up being an
archaeologist. How about you?
Source: archaeologysucks
67,047 notes
Mom buries “pirate treasure” in sandbox for child. I love this. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CvxEaP

Mom buries “pirate treasure” in sandbox for child. I love this. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2CvxEaP

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: The most awesome activity as a child... THE META PICTURE laughoutloud-club: I Really Miss Those Days

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: The most awesome activity as a child...
THE META PICTURE
laughoutloud-club:

I Really Miss Those Days

Club, Tumblr, and Blog: The most awesome activity as a child...
THE META PICTURE
laughoutloud-club:

I Really Miss Those Days

laughoutloud-club: I Really Miss Those Days

Gangsta, Trump, and Thought: On NPR just now, Mark Salter, John McCain's friend and former Chief of Staff, was asked why he thought trump can't stop criticizing McCain, and this guy said: "I don't know. I'm not a child psychologist."

Gangsta, Trump, and Thought: On NPR just now, Mark Salter,
John McCain's friend and former
Chief of Staff, was asked why he
thought trump can't stop criticizing
McCain, and this guy said:
"I don't know. I'm not a child
psychologist."

Gangsta, Trump, and Thought: On NPR just now, Mark Salter,
John McCain's friend and former
Chief of Staff, was asked why he
thought trump can't stop criticizing
McCain, and this guy said:
"I don't know. I'm not a child
psychologist."

Deadpool, Abortion, and Popcorn: Child Deleted Total 2 8.48 CHOOSE YOUR FAVOUR DEADPOOL CUP& TOPPER OR POPCORN TUB First successful abortion (1550 BC)

Deadpool, Abortion, and Popcorn: Child Deleted
Total
2
8.48
CHOOSE YOUR FAVOUR
DEADPOOL CUP& TOPPER
OR POPCORN TUB
First successful abortion (1550 BC)

Deadpool, Abortion, and Popcorn: Child Deleted
Total
2
8.48
CHOOSE YOUR FAVOUR
DEADPOOL CUP& TOPPER
OR POPCORN TUB
First successful abortion (1550 BC)

First successful abortion (1550 BC)

God, Parents, and Dick: Skoog @Skoogeth child: did i get smallpox because god hates me? pastor: no he's not a dick like that child: oh good pastor: you got smallpox because your parents didn't vaccinate you child pastor: child: so my parents- pastor: your parents hate you, yes meirl

God, Parents, and Dick: Skoog
@Skoogeth
child: did i get smallpox because god
hates me?
pastor: no he's not a dick like that
child: oh good
pastor: you got smallpox because your
parents didn't vaccinate you
child
pastor:
child: so my parents-
pastor: your parents hate you, yes
meirl

God, Parents, and Dick: Skoog
@Skoogeth
child: did i get smallpox because god
hates me?
pastor: no he's not a dick like that
child: oh good
pastor: you got smallpox because your
parents didn't vaccinate you
child
pastor:
child: so my parents-
pastor: your parents hate you, yes
meirl

meirl

Bad, Parents, and Hospital: Health Unvaccinated child hospitalized for 57 days after contracting Oregon's first case of tetanus in almost 30 years A 6-year-old boy spent nearly two months in the hospital and almost died from tetanus, a disease that was all but eradicated in Oregon thanks to widespread vaccines. The boy's parents refused to vaccinate their child and ended up with a bill of more than $800,000 for his care. When will you learn? When will you learn? i genuinely feel bad for those kids

Bad, Parents, and Hospital: Health
Unvaccinated child hospitalized
for 57 days after contracting
Oregon's first case of tetanus in
almost 30 years
A 6-year-old boy spent nearly two months in the
hospital and almost died from tetanus, a disease
that was all but eradicated in Oregon thanks to
widespread vaccines. The boy's parents refused to
vaccinate their child and ended up with a bill of
more than $800,000 for his care.
When will you learn? When will you learn?
i genuinely feel bad for those kids

Bad, Parents, and Hospital: Health
Unvaccinated child hospitalized
for 57 days after contracting
Oregon's first case of tetanus in
almost 30 years
A 6-year-old boy spent nearly two months in the
hospital and almost died from tetanus, a disease
that was all but eradicated in Oregon thanks to
widespread vaccines. The boy's parents refused to
vaccinate their child and ended up with a bill of
more than $800,000 for his care.
When will you learn? When will you learn?
i genuinely feel bad for those kids

i genuinely feel bad for those kids

Gif, Iphone, and Twitter: ill AT&T 3:33 PM 39%, Tweet Sarah Guzzardo @MsSarahGuzzardo What was my favorite "reaction gif" as a child? Oh Timmy no. When l was your age we had to respond in person, immediately, and we had only three choices-tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off motion. I hat's it. 3 choices. You made the call and you made it fast 7:48 PM 3/21/19 Twitter for iPhone 491 Retweets 1,922 Likes Dark times indeed

Gif, Iphone, and Twitter: ill AT&T
3:33 PM
39%,
Tweet
Sarah Guzzardo
@MsSarahGuzzardo
What was my favorite "reaction gif" as a
child? Oh Timmy no. When l was your
age we had to respond in person,
immediately, and we had only three
choices-tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off
motion. I hat's it. 3 choices. You made the
call and you made it fast
7:48 PM 3/21/19 Twitter for iPhone
491 Retweets 1,922 Likes
Dark times indeed

Gif, Iphone, and Twitter: ill AT&T
3:33 PM
39%,
Tweet
Sarah Guzzardo
@MsSarahGuzzardo
What was my favorite "reaction gif" as a
child? Oh Timmy no. When l was your
age we had to respond in person,
immediately, and we had only three
choices-tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off
motion. I hat's it. 3 choices. You made the
call and you made it fast
7:48 PM 3/21/19 Twitter for iPhone
491 Retweets 1,922 Likes
Dark times indeed

Dark times indeed

Lol, Parents, and Singing: Did your parents ever tell you the joke where they'd say if you were kidnapped you'd annoy the kidnapper so much they'd give you back? Lol KE Tweet 2 Daily Mirror @DailyMirror Abducted child set free after ANNOYING his kidnapper by singing gospel songs mirr.im/1fl6cbq Seriously 😂

Lol, Parents, and Singing: Did your parents ever tell you the joke
where they'd say if you were kidnapped
you'd annoy the kidnapper so much
they'd give you back? Lol
KE
Tweet
2
Daily Mirror
@DailyMirror
Abducted child set free after ANNOYING
his kidnapper by singing gospel songs
mirr.im/1fl6cbq
Seriously 😂

Lol, Parents, and Singing: Did your parents ever tell you the joke
where they'd say if you were kidnapped
you'd annoy the kidnapper so much
they'd give you back? Lol
KE
Tweet
2
Daily Mirror
@DailyMirror
Abducted child set free after ANNOYING
his kidnapper by singing gospel songs
mirr.im/1fl6cbq
Seriously 😂

Seriously 😂

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: Mark Sumner @Devilstower I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "child-murdering fuckwad." 11/24/18, 7:23 PM u/hereto_observe DESTRUCTION 100 Hes right you know by hereto_observe MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: Mark Sumner
@Devilstower
I've just been informed that some
people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to
be offensive. From now on I will use
the more technically accurate term of
"child-murdering fuckwad."
11/24/18, 7:23 PM
u/hereto_observe
DESTRUCTION 100
Hes right you know by hereto_observe
MORE MEMES

Anaconda, Dank, and Memes: Mark Sumner
@Devilstower
I've just been informed that some
people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to
be offensive. From now on I will use
the more technically accurate term of
"child-murdering fuckwad."
11/24/18, 7:23 PM
u/hereto_observe
DESTRUCTION 100
Hes right you know by hereto_observe
MORE MEMES

Hes right you know by hereto_observe MORE MEMES

Insulting, Hero, and Npr: 2h On NPR this morning when asked why James Hamblin @jamesham. the president keeps insulting a dead war hero, McCain's former advisor Mark Salter said offhandedly "I don't know, I'm not a child psychologist" Any child psychologists want to weigh in?

Insulting, Hero, and Npr: 2h
On NPR this morning when asked why
James Hamblin @jamesham.
the president keeps insulting a dead war
hero, McCain's former advisor Mark
Salter said offhandedly "I don't know, I'm
not a child psychologist"
Any child psychologists want to weigh in?

Insulting, Hero, and Npr: 2h
On NPR this morning when asked why
James Hamblin @jamesham.
the president keeps insulting a dead war
hero, McCain's former advisor Mark
Salter said offhandedly "I don't know, I'm
not a child psychologist"
Any child psychologists want to weigh in?

Any child psychologists want to weigh in?

Dank, Memes, and Music: parents: can you come here for a minute? child: why do i hear boss music pure fear by lmfabrook MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Music: parents: can you come here
for a minute?
child:
why do i hear boss music
pure fear by lmfabrook
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Music: parents: can you come here
for a minute?
child:
why do i hear boss music
pure fear by lmfabrook
MORE MEMES

pure fear by lmfabrook MORE MEMES

England, Programming, and Teaching: Prisoners in England to be taught code (bbc.com) 389 submitted 6 hours ago by cryptoz sorted by: top you are viewing a single comment's thread. 204 comments (2 new) share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments view the rest of the comments - TheDeepNate 520 points 6 hours ago Haven't they suffered enough? permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply hide child comments Teaching prisoners programming

England, Programming, and Teaching: Prisoners in England to be taught code (bbc.com)
389 submitted 6 hours ago by cryptoz
sorted by: top
you are viewing a single comment's thread.
204 comments (2 new) share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments
view the rest of the comments
- TheDeepNate 520 points 6 hours ago
Haven't they suffered enough?
permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply hide child comments
Teaching prisoners programming

England, Programming, and Teaching: Prisoners in England to be taught code (bbc.com)
389 submitted 6 hours ago by cryptoz
sorted by: top
you are viewing a single comment's thread.
204 comments (2 new) share save hide give award report crosspost hide all child comments
view the rest of the comments
- TheDeepNate 520 points 6 hours ago
Haven't they suffered enough?
permalink source embed save save-RES report give award reply hide child comments
Teaching prisoners programming

Teaching prisoners programming

Tumblr, Blog, and Old: thehollowboi: some sketches of my favorite 58 year old child

Tumblr, Blog, and Old: thehollowboi:

some sketches of my favorite 58 year old child

Tumblr, Blog, and Old: thehollowboi:

some sketches of my favorite 58 year old child

thehollowboi: some sketches of my favorite 58 year old child

Community, Family, and God: A group of Christians attended a pride parade to apologize for how they've treated the LGBT community OD LOVES Yyou SO DO WE We're here to apologize for the ways that we as Christians have harmed the LGBT community .for hiding behind religion when really I was just scared. instead of honoring your humanity l have looked down on you ..for not listening ..for hiding behind religion when really I was just scared ..'ve looked at you as a sex I've rejected and hurt your family ..for judging you act instead of a child of God. in the name of family values Ive looked at you as a ser act instead of a child of God This makes me happy :)

Community, Family, and God: A group of Christians attended a pride
parade to apologize for how they've
treated the LGBT community
OD LOVES Yyou
SO
DO
WE
We're here to apologize
for the ways that we as
Christians have harmed
the LGBT community
.for hiding behind religion
when really I was just scared. instead of honoring your humanity
l have looked down on you ..for not listening
..for hiding behind religion
when really I was just scared
..'ve looked at you as a sex I've rejected and hurt your family ..for judging you
act instead of a child of God. in the name of family values
Ive looked at you as a ser
act instead of a child of God
This makes me happy :)

Community, Family, and God: A group of Christians attended a pride
parade to apologize for how they've
treated the LGBT community
OD LOVES Yyou
SO
DO
WE
We're here to apologize
for the ways that we as
Christians have harmed
the LGBT community
.for hiding behind religion
when really I was just scared. instead of honoring your humanity
l have looked down on you ..for not listening
..for hiding behind religion
when really I was just scared
..'ve looked at you as a sex I've rejected and hurt your family ..for judging you
act instead of a child of God. in the name of family values
Ive looked at you as a ser
act instead of a child of God
This makes me happy :)

This makes me happy :)

Life, Love, and Abortion: Michael Kimbell 12 mins I have an idea for you pro-lifers out there. Instead of protesting outside a legal abortion clinic. Why don't you go inside the clinic. And, each young lady that walks in the clinic, with the intention of having an abortion. You tell them that it's not necessary. Because, you are there to sign papers stating you intention to adopt and care for the unborn child. And, assure her that you will love and nurture that child for the rest of its life. Also, tell her she has nothing to worry about. Because you will also be handling all of her medical bills during the pregnancy. And, if you don't want to do all of those things. Perhaps, you should stay the fuck out of her business. Confederacy of Dunces

Life, Love, and Abortion: Michael Kimbell
12 mins
I have an idea for you pro-lifers out there.
Instead of protesting outside a legal abortion
clinic. Why don't you go inside the clinic. And,
each young lady that walks in the clinic, with
the intention of having an abortion. You tell
them that it's not necessary. Because, you
are there to sign papers stating you intention
to adopt and care for the unborn child. And,
assure her that you will love and nurture that
child for the rest of its life. Also, tell her she
has nothing to worry about. Because you will
also be handling all of her medical bills during
the pregnancy. And, if you don't want to do all
of those things. Perhaps, you should stay the
fuck out of her business.
Confederacy of Dunces

Life, Love, and Abortion: Michael Kimbell
12 mins
I have an idea for you pro-lifers out there.
Instead of protesting outside a legal abortion
clinic. Why don't you go inside the clinic. And,
each young lady that walks in the clinic, with
the intention of having an abortion. You tell
them that it's not necessary. Because, you
are there to sign papers stating you intention
to adopt and care for the unborn child. And,
assure her that you will love and nurture that
child for the rest of its life. Also, tell her she
has nothing to worry about. Because you will
also be handling all of her medical bills during
the pregnancy. And, if you don't want to do all
of those things. Perhaps, you should stay the
fuck out of her business.
Confederacy of Dunces

Confederacy of Dunces

Child Support, Memes, and Weather: WARM WEATHER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, FELLAS DON T LET AS7 SUNDRESS GOST YOU S70.000 IN CHILD SUPPORT THISSUMMER Jim H

Child Support, Memes, and Weather: WARM WEATHER IS JUST AROUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS
DON T LET AS7 SUNDRESS GOST YOU
S70.000 IN CHILD SUPPORT THISSUMMER
Jim H

Child Support, Memes, and Weather: WARM WEATHER IS JUST AROUND
THE CORNER, FELLAS
DON T LET AS7 SUNDRESS GOST YOU
S70.000 IN CHILD SUPPORT THISSUMMER
Jim H

Jim H

Dank, Instagram, and Best: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO TREAT A CHILD WITH SPECIA NEEDS, LOOKAT THEIR SIBLING. THEY WILL SHOW YOU #WDSD rothers Best ❤️ #WDSD19 (via Instagram.com/downrightwild)

Dank, Instagram, and Best: IF YOU WANT TO
KNOW HOW TO TREAT
A CHILD WITH SPECIA
NEEDS, LOOKAT THEIR
SIBLING. THEY WILL SHOW YOU
#WDSD
rothers
Best
❤️ #WDSD19

(via Instagram.com/downrightwild)

Dank, Instagram, and Best: IF YOU WANT TO
KNOW HOW TO TREAT
A CHILD WITH SPECIA
NEEDS, LOOKAT THEIR
SIBLING. THEY WILL SHOW YOU
#WDSD
rothers
Best
❤️ #WDSD19

(via Instagram.com/downrightwild)

❤️ #WDSD19 (via Instagram.com/downrightwild)

Memes, Best, and 🤖: One of the best gifts you can give a child, is to sit down and play with them Project Forgive PROJECTFORGIVE ORG

Memes, Best, and 🤖: One of the
best gifts you
can give a child,
is to sit down and
play with
them
Project Forgive
PROJECTFORGIVE ORG

Memes, Best, and 🤖: One of the
best gifts you
can give a child,
is to sit down and
play with
them
Project Forgive
PROJECTFORGIVE ORG

Parents, Police, and Bear: An autistic child from New Jersey called the police last night because he missed his "teddy bear" game. the policeman says "When I received the call, the child told me that he had missed his game and his parents had told him in case of emergency He had to call 911. The policeman arrived at the house and informed the parents that he was on a mission to find a "teddy bear". What a great story, and a great officer.

Parents, Police, and Bear: An autistic child from New Jersey called the police
last night because he missed his "teddy bear"
game. the policeman says "When I received the
call, the child told me that he had missed his game
and his parents had told him in case of emergency
He had to call 911. The policeman arrived at the
house and informed the parents that he was on a
mission to find a "teddy bear".
What a great story, and a great officer.

Parents, Police, and Bear: An autistic child from New Jersey called the police
last night because he missed his "teddy bear"
game. the policeman says "When I received the
call, the child told me that he had missed his game
and his parents had told him in case of emergency
He had to call 911. The policeman arrived at the
house and informed the parents that he was on a
mission to find a "teddy bear".
What a great story, and a great officer.

What a great story, and a great officer.

Dank, What Is, and 🤖: UNILAD What is my child doing? "I think I need to restart my child" 😂😂

Dank, What Is, and 🤖: UNILAD
What is my child doing?
"I think I need to restart my child" 😂😂

Dank, What Is, and 🤖: UNILAD
What is my child doing?
"I think I need to restart my child" 😂😂

"I think I need to restart my child" 😂😂

Taken, Happy, and Reason: "Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you're in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you."

Taken, Happy, and Reason: "Be happy for no reason, like a child.
If you are happy for a reason, you're
in trouble, because that reason can be
taken from you."

Taken, Happy, and Reason: "Be happy for no reason, like a child.
If you are happy for a reason, you're
in trouble, because that reason can be
taken from you."

Friends, Shit, and Twitter: rhea butcher @RheaButcher A mom who sat next to me on the plane told her small child to "watch out for this person's space" and holy shit it really just is that easy friends 4:26 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web App Its really that easy

Friends, Shit, and Twitter: rhea butcher
@RheaButcher
A mom who sat next to me on
the plane told her small child
to "watch out for this person's
space" and holy shit it really just
is that easy friends
4:26 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web App
Its really that easy

Friends, Shit, and Twitter: rhea butcher
@RheaButcher
A mom who sat next to me on
the plane told her small child
to "watch out for this person's
space" and holy shit it really just
is that easy friends
4:26 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web App
Its really that easy

Its really that easy

Dancing, Life, and Love: Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life, while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life... A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead & dreams of flying. But, A pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse & dreams of returning home. That's life! Enjoy yours... If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that. If power ensures security, then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply, sleep soundly. If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages. Live simply, walk humbly and Love genuinely.. All good will come back to you..." ITheMindsJournal THE MINDS JOURNA Live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely...All good will come back to you

Dancing, Life, and Love: Sometimes you are unsatisfied with
your life, while many people in this
world are dreaming of living your life...
A child on a farm sees a plane fly
overhead & dreams of flying. But, A
pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse &
dreams of returning home.
That's life! Enjoy yours... If wealth is
the secret to happiness, then the rich
should be dancing on the streets. But
only poor kids do that.
If power ensures security, then officials
should walk unguarded. But those who
live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal
relationships, then celebrities should
have the best marriages.
Live simply, walk humbly and Love
genuinely.. All good will come back
to you..." ITheMindsJournal
THE MINDS JOURNA
Live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely...All good will come back to you

Dancing, Life, and Love: Sometimes you are unsatisfied with
your life, while many people in this
world are dreaming of living your life...
A child on a farm sees a plane fly
overhead & dreams of flying. But, A
pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse &
dreams of returning home.
That's life! Enjoy yours... If wealth is
the secret to happiness, then the rich
should be dancing on the streets. But
only poor kids do that.
If power ensures security, then officials
should walk unguarded. But those who
live simply, sleep soundly.
If beauty and fame bring ideal
relationships, then celebrities should
have the best marriages.
Live simply, walk humbly and Love
genuinely.. All good will come back
to you..." ITheMindsJournal
THE MINDS JOURNA
Live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely...All good will come back to you

Live simply, walk humbly and love genuinely...All good will come back to you

Dank, Bible, and ReBoot: ViralHog LAD BIBLE "I think I need to reboot my child" 😂😂

Dank, Bible, and ReBoot: ViralHog
LAD
BIBLE
"I think I need to reboot my child" 😂😂

Dank, Bible, and ReBoot: ViralHog
LAD
BIBLE
"I think I need to reboot my child" 😂😂

"I think I need to reboot my child" 😂😂

Children, Parents, and School: If I had to lock my child in a room witha pedophile or an athiest, I'd choose the pedophile Catholic parents defend bringing their children to Sunday school (2019, colorized)

Children, Parents, and School: If I had to lock my child
in a room witha
pedophile or an athiest,
I'd choose the
pedophile
Catholic parents defend bringing their children to Sunday school (2019, colorized)

Children, Parents, and School: If I had to lock my child
in a room witha
pedophile or an athiest,
I'd choose the
pedophile
Catholic parents defend bringing their children to Sunday school (2019, colorized)

Catholic parents defend bringing their children to Sunday school (2019, colorized)

Friends, Shit, and Twitter: rhea butcher @RheaButcher A mom who sat next to me on the plane told her small child o "watch out for this person's space" and holy shit it really just is that easy friends 4:26 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web App Can it be?

Friends, Shit, and Twitter: rhea butcher
@RheaButcher
A mom who sat next to me on
the plane told her small child
o "watch out for this person's
space" and holy shit it really just
is that easy friends
4:26 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web App
Can it be?

Friends, Shit, and Twitter: rhea butcher
@RheaButcher
A mom who sat next to me on
the plane told her small child
o "watch out for this person's
space" and holy shit it really just
is that easy friends
4:26 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web App
Can it be?

Can it be?

Bitch, Memes, and Cocaine: WHEN YOU SUPPORT THE 2A AND REPUBLICANS THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THEM, AND THEN YOU HIT THEM WITH "LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL COCAINE." SURPRIS YOU'RE ACTUALLY A LIBERTARIAN YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET CHILD SURPRISE, BITCH (CS)

Bitch, Memes, and Cocaine: WHEN YOU SUPPORT THE 2A AND
REPUBLICANS THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THEM,
AND THEN YOU HIT THEM WITH
"LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL COCAINE."
SURPRIS
YOU'RE ACTUALLY A LIBERTARIAN YOU
JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET
CHILD
SURPRISE, BITCH
(CS)

Bitch, Memes, and Cocaine: WHEN YOU SUPPORT THE 2A AND
REPUBLICANS THINK YOU ARE ONE OF THEM,
AND THEN YOU HIT THEM WITH
"LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL COCAINE."
SURPRIS
YOU'RE ACTUALLY A LIBERTARIAN YOU
JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET
CHILD
SURPRISE, BITCH
(CS)

(CS)

Dad, Work, and Fuck: Misbehavin' Maidens AMisbehavinMaids Shut the fuck up, Greg crsinclair A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, "Which Marvel character do you want?" His little girl, maybe 9, replies, "Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel" Dad makes a face, and says, "How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?" Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, "Honey, you get Captain Marvel." Then she turns to her husband. "Shut the fuck up, Greg." And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work. Shut the fuok up, Greg

Dad, Work, and Fuck: Misbehavin' Maidens
AMisbehavinMaids
Shut the fuck up, Greg
crsinclair
A couple and their child were looking over our
Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the
dad turns to his little girl and asks, "Which Marvel
character do you want?"
His little girl, maybe 9, replies, "Mmm, I think I want
Captain Marvel"
Dad makes a face, and says, "How about you choose
a real super hero and not a little princess?"
Me and my coworkers were about to smack down
on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says,
"Honey, you get Captain Marvel." Then she turns to
her husband. "Shut the fuck up, Greg."
And that has become our new motto for dealings
with mysogenists at work.
Shut the fuok up, Greg

Dad, Work, and Fuck: Misbehavin' Maidens
AMisbehavinMaids
Shut the fuck up, Greg
crsinclair
A couple and their child were looking over our
Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the
dad turns to his little girl and asks, "Which Marvel
character do you want?"
His little girl, maybe 9, replies, "Mmm, I think I want
Captain Marvel"
Dad makes a face, and says, "How about you choose
a real super hero and not a little princess?"
Me and my coworkers were about to smack down
on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says,
"Honey, you get Captain Marvel." Then she turns to
her husband. "Shut the fuck up, Greg."
And that has become our new motto for dealings
with mysogenists at work.
Shut the fuok up, Greg

Bermuda Triangle, Dank, and Iphone: laanat del rey @badkuthi69 ti as a child i was led to believe the bermuda triangle would be a far greater threat in adulthood than it actually turned out to be 8:00 PM 17 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,336 Retweets 11.9K Likes

Bermuda Triangle, Dank, and Iphone: laanat del rey
@badkuthi69
ti
as a child i was led to believe the
bermuda triangle would be a far
greater threat in adulthood than it
actually turned out to be
8:00 PM 17 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,336 Retweets 11.9K Likes

Bermuda Triangle, Dank, and Iphone: laanat del rey
@badkuthi69
ti
as a child i was led to believe the
bermuda triangle would be a far
greater threat in adulthood than it
actually turned out to be
8:00 PM 17 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone
2,336 Retweets 11.9K Likes

Love, Twitter, and Hotel: The Give Smart Guy @BobbyBigWheel CHILD: I love Hagrid! JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok hotel room 4:23 am 17/03/2019 Twitter Web App 1,851 Retweets 13.3K Likes

Love, Twitter, and Hotel: The Give Smart Guy
@BobbyBigWheel
CHILD: I love Hagrid!
JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from
autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok
hotel room
4:23 am 17/03/2019 Twitter Web App
1,851 Retweets 13.3K Likes

Love, Twitter, and Hotel: The Give Smart Guy
@BobbyBigWheel
CHILD: I love Hagrid!
JK ROWLING: Sadly he died from
autoerotic asphyxiation in a Bangkok
hotel room
4:23 am 17/03/2019 Twitter Web App
1,851 Retweets 13.3K Likes

God, Heaven, and Life: Under One Sky My first friend in life has been long gone, wandering in heaven Someday I will get there too, I'll knock on the gate and if God asks me, "Child, who taught you how to love?" I will reply, "A d.." og NkI Komedvenska

God, Heaven, and Life: Under One Sky
My first friend in life has been long
gone, wandering in heaven
Someday I will get there too,
I'll knock on the gate and if God asks me,
"Child, who taught you how to love?"
I will reply,
"A d.."
og
NkI Komedvenska

God, Heaven, and Life: Under One Sky
My first friend in life has been long
gone, wandering in heaven
Someday I will get there too,
I'll knock on the gate and if God asks me,
"Child, who taught you how to love?"
I will reply,
"A d.."
og
NkI Komedvenska

Prison, Black, and Who: In a dire situation were your lover and child are in danger and you can only save one,who would it be? 22 votes-votes visibles par le Public Lover 32% Child 68% +1 Partagé publiquement Afficher lactiviteé Tails (TBlack Sasukel" Both cause they're both the same ([Black Sasukel) 4 m person 99 NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED Prison 162 XP +162 XP

Prison, Black, and Who: In a dire situation were your lover and child are
in danger and you can only save one,who
would it be?
22 votes-votes visibles par le Public
Lover
32%
Child
68%
+1
Partagé publiquement
Afficher lactiviteé
Tails (TBlack Sasukel"
Both cause they're both the same
([Black Sasukel)
4 m
person 99
NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED
Prison
162 XP
+162 XP

Prison, Black, and Who: In a dire situation were your lover and child are
in danger and you can only save one,who
would it be?
22 votes-votes visibles par le Public
Lover
32%
Child
68%
+1
Partagé publiquement
Afficher lactiviteé
Tails (TBlack Sasukel"
Both cause they're both the same
([Black Sasukel)
4 m
person 99
NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED
Prison
162 XP
+162 XP

+162 XP

Parents, Television, and Nice: Desus Nice @desusnice Cheesecake factory at the minimum toddstarnes @toddstarnes Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television? 10:34 PM Feb 21, 2018 2,326 Retweets 7,191 Likes

Parents, Television, and Nice: Desus Nice
@desusnice
Cheesecake factory at the minimum
toddstarnes @toddstarnes
Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and
ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television?
10:34 PM Feb 21, 2018
2,326 Retweets
7,191 Likes

Parents, Television, and Nice: Desus Nice
@desusnice
Cheesecake factory at the minimum
toddstarnes @toddstarnes
Parents, what would you do if your child lectured and
ridiculed a U.S. Senator on national television?
10:34 PM Feb 21, 2018
2,326 Retweets
7,191 Likes

Community, Hello, and Skyrim: Rein @xreinore There is this 81 yo woman on YT who uploads videos of herself playing Skyrim. She opens her videos with "Hello, grandkids" and she's my hero; may the child never die in any of us HOME VIDEOS PLAYLISTS COMMUNITY Shirley Curry SUBSCRIBE 294,809 Hello Grandkids made me cry :)

Community, Hello, and Skyrim: Rein
@xreinore
There is this 81 yo woman on YT
who uploads videos of herself
playing Skyrim. She opens her
videos with "Hello, grandkids" and
she's my hero; may the child never
die in any of us
HOME VIDEOS PLAYLISTS COMMUNITY
Shirley Curry
SUBSCRIBE 294,809
Hello Grandkids made me cry :)

Community, Hello, and Skyrim: Rein
@xreinore
There is this 81 yo woman on YT
who uploads videos of herself
playing Skyrim. She opens her
videos with "Hello, grandkids" and
she's my hero; may the child never
die in any of us
HOME VIDEOS PLAYLISTS COMMUNITY
Shirley Curry
SUBSCRIBE 294,809
Hello Grandkids made me cry :)

Hello Grandkids made me cry :)

Child Support, Jail, and Money: CBS THIS MORNING CBTHIS"PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STEALING MY MONEY MORNING R. KELLY BACK IN JAIL FOR $160,000+ IN UNPAID CHILD SUPPORT Hey Landon Collins: how many rings do you think you’ll win with the Redskins? https://t.co/HZsret0Vja

Child Support, Jail, and Money: CBS THIS
MORNING
CBTHIS"PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STEALING MY MONEY
MORNING
R. KELLY BACK IN JAIL FOR $160,000+ IN UNPAID CHILD SUPPORT
Hey Landon Collins: how many rings do you think you’ll win with the Redskins? https://t.co/HZsret0Vja

Child Support, Jail, and Money: CBS THIS
MORNING
CBTHIS"PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STEALING MY MONEY
MORNING
R. KELLY BACK IN JAIL FOR $160,000+ IN UNPAID CHILD SUPPORT
Hey Landon Collins: how many rings do you think you’ll win with the Redskins? https://t.co/HZsret0Vja

Hey Landon Collins: how many rings do you think you’ll win with the Redskins? https://t.co/HZsret0Vja

Children, Scotland, and Thought: Don't think H&M thought this through. My children did. You can take the child out of Scotland. SHATE TE

Children, Scotland, and Thought: Don't think H&M thought this through.
My children did. You can take the child
out of Scotland.
SHATE
TE

Children, Scotland, and Thought: Don't think H&M thought this through.
My children did. You can take the child
out of Scotland.
SHATE
TE

Child Support, Jail, and R. Kelly: thats-tea:BREAKING: R. Kelly Released from jail Again. Someone paid his $161,000 Child support FOR him.

Child Support, Jail, and R. Kelly: thats-tea:BREAKING: R. Kelly Released from jail Again. Someone paid his $161,000 Child support FOR him.

Child Support, Jail, and R. Kelly: thats-tea:BREAKING: R. Kelly Released from jail Again. Someone paid his $161,000 Child support FOR him.

thats-tea:BREAKING: R. Kelly Released from jail Again. Someone paid his $161,000 Child support FOR him.

Advice, Jail, and Parents: PARENTS WHOSE KIDS GET SICK BECAUSE THEY DIDNT VACCINATE SHOULD GO TO JAIL YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND advice-animal: Subjecting your child to a preventable disease is abuse. Period.

Advice, Jail, and Parents: PARENTS WHOSE KIDS GET
SICK BECAUSE THEY DIDNT
VACCINATE SHOULD GO TO JAIL
YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
advice-animal:

Subjecting your child to a preventable disease is abuse. Period.

Advice, Jail, and Parents: PARENTS WHOSE KIDS GET
SICK BECAUSE THEY DIDNT
VACCINATE SHOULD GO TO JAIL
YOU CANT CHANGE MY MIND
advice-animal:

Subjecting your child to a preventable disease is abuse. Period.

advice-animal: Subjecting your child to a preventable disease is abuse. Period.

Memes, School, and Australian: Australian child walking to school in 1937 (colorized) #AussieGrandadLife

Memes, School, and Australian: Australian child walking to
school in 1937 (colorized)
#AussieGrandadLife

Memes, School, and Australian: Australian child walking to
school in 1937 (colorized)
#AussieGrandadLife

#AussieGrandadLife

Corgi, Instagram, and Target: Stop Using Non-Doggo Language Instead of: Say: Dog Tired Doin me a snooze Whos a good boy Hows a good boy What breed is your dog How ald is your child I like your corgi Nice loaf Look at this dogsBoop @dogpartying via @dogpartying

Corgi, Instagram, and Target: Stop Using Non-Doggo Language
Instead of:
Say:
Dog Tired Doin me a snooze
Whos a good boy Hows a good boy
What breed is your dog
How ald is your child
I like your corgi
Nice loaf
Look at this dogsBoop
@dogpartying
via @dogpartying

Corgi, Instagram, and Target: Stop Using Non-Doggo Language
Instead of:
Say:
Dog Tired Doin me a snooze
Whos a good boy Hows a good boy
What breed is your dog
How ald is your child
I like your corgi
Nice loaf
Look at this dogsBoop
@dogpartying
via @dogpartying

via @dogpartying

Jesus, Aliens, and Hope: Once we are extinct I hope aliens will visit and see our empty desolate landscapes filled with JESUS IS COMING signs & assume that he ate us s Reply RetweetedFavorite More HootSüite RETWEETS FAVORITES 39 115 Truly wonderful the mind of a child is

Jesus, Aliens, and Hope: Once we are extinct I hope aliens will visit
and see our empty desolate landscapes
filled with JESUS IS COMING signs &
assume that he ate us
s Reply RetweetedFavorite More HootSüite
RETWEETS FAVORITES
39
115
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is

Jesus, Aliens, and Hope: Once we are extinct I hope aliens will visit
and see our empty desolate landscapes
filled with JESUS IS COMING signs &
assume that he ate us
s Reply RetweetedFavorite More HootSüite
RETWEETS FAVORITES
39
115
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is

Orgy, Prison, and MeIRL: What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? Child Protective Services. NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED Prison 162 XP Meirl

Orgy, Prison, and MeIRL: What brought the
orgy to a grinding
halt?
Child Protective
Services.
NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED
Prison
162 XP
Meirl

Orgy, Prison, and MeIRL: What brought the
orgy to a grinding
halt?
Child Protective
Services.
NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED
Prison
162 XP
Meirl

Meirl

Dank, Memes, and Orgy: What brought the orgy to a grinding halt? Child Protective Services. NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED Prison 162 XP Meirl by its-ya-boi-ben MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Orgy: What brought the
orgy to a grinding
halt?
Child Protective
Services.
NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED
Prison
162 XP
Meirl by its-ya-boi-ben
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Orgy: What brought the
orgy to a grinding
halt?
Child Protective
Services.
NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED
Prison
162 XP
Meirl by its-ya-boi-ben
MORE MEMES

Meirl by its-ya-boi-ben MORE MEMES