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chili: SPONGY MOMENTS TUMBLR CORSED CASED Read the sign. Are you open? CORSED CUARED l'l have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. cnnbreaking: the most accurate picture of the retail industry Nothing but the truth

Nothing but the truth

chili: Chili: develops a poison over millions of years of evolution to trick nervecells into thinking the mouth is burning. Humans: delicious Finally, some good fucking food

chili: ratliker1917 Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they're heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo. Source: ratliker1917 Spicy Demon

Spicy Demon

chili: Chili: develops a poison over millions of years of evolution to trick nervecells into thinking the mouth is burning. Humans: delicious Finally, some good fucking food Time to die

Time to die

chili: Bio: If you need a conversation starter, pick a prompt! 1: Ask me an invasive question 2: Tell your best drunk story. 3: Write a spicy haiku about turtles. 4: Red wine or white? Vodka or Tequila? Beer or cocktails? l AT&T 15:57 7 100% Sam YOU MATCHED WITH SAM ON 8/29/19 Spicy haiku about turtles: Heat to 350 Add some chili and spices Chill, serve, and enjoy Sent A little macabre to spice things up

A little macabre to spice things up

chili: 11:31 36% Mary to cook? Today 9:48 PM Honestly, Chili. I make the best Chili Today 11:17 PM Idk my dad's chili is pretty good Yeah but does he put a hunk of dark chocolate in it?? Diddddddddd nt think so hahah no he doesn't chili cook off me vs your dad I win, I get your hand in marriage. Your dad wins, I mow his lawn for the next 27 years. Sent Type a message... GIF II A Fair Trade

A Fair Trade

chili: dappermouth my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly,somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me A soothing sound

A soothing sound

chili: CORSED COASE Read the sign. Are you open? COPSED CDASE rW have a lkrabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. death-by-lulz:If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

death-by-lulz:If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

chili: I'm not a pumpkin spice excited for Fall kinda girl. I'm more of a Chili, denim jackets & hoodies kinda Fall girl.

chili: IF FAMOUS ROCK BANDS HAD KEPT THEIR ORIGINAL BAND NAMES JOHNNY & THE MOONDOGS 111 Johnny & The Moondogs (The Beatles) The New Yardbirds (Led Zeppelin) rdrds Rocket Baby Dolls (Muse) ROCKET BABY DOLLS The Polka Tulk Blues Band (Black Sabbath) THE POLKA TULK BLUES BAND SMILE Smile (Queen) Dragon Slayer (Slayer) MAVER Tea Set (Pink Floyd) AEA SET Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem (Red Hot Chili Peppers) ONYOW AND MAJESTIC MASTERS you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com awesomesthesia: If Famous Bands Had Kept Their Original Names

awesomesthesia: If Famous Bands Had Kept Their Original Names

chili: oNG TUMBLR CORSED COASED Read the sign. Are you open? CASED CRSE 'l have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. cnnbreaking the most accurate picture of the retail industry Yellow dog with cone by StealthoBloxykat MORE MEMES

Yellow dog with cone by StealthoBloxykat MORE MEMES

chili: ONOT TUMBLR stsee CRSED CRSED Read the sign. Are you open? CASED CRSE I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. cnnbreaking the most accurate picture of the retail industry Typical retail. by TubbyMcJiggly MORE MEMES

Typical retail. by TubbyMcJiggly MORE MEMES

chili: ONOT TUMBLR stsee CRSED CRSED Read the sign. Are you open? CASED CRSE I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. cnnbreaking the most accurate picture of the retail industry Typical retail. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OTX7TZ

Typical retail. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2OTX7TZ

chili: ONOT TUMBLR stsee CRSED CRSED Read the sign. Are you open? CASED CRSE I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. cnnbreaking the most accurate picture of the retail industry Typical retail.

Typical retail.

chili: fan-troll this pepper is way too small direhuman can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him direhuman because he's a little chili STRANGEBEAVER.com

chili: r/AskReddit Posted by u/Tristanmemes123 8h 1 S2 All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories? Discussion 27.1k 6.8k Share TOP COMMENTS Jef_Wheaton 5h S 3 Awards Not a "Horror" story, just funny. I worked at Wendy's when they had salad bars. You could get a single-serving bowl (They used to serve eat-in chili in Styrofoam bowls, and the Large doubled as a chili bowl), or "All you can eat" platters. (The Taco Salad bottom plate.) On a slow afternoon, this guy came in and got a single serving bowl. After a few minutes, our manager motioned to me and the sandwich guy to discreetly take a look at the salad he was making. The guy had filled the bowl with salad, then made a ring of overlapping cucumber slices to extend the lip of the bowl upwards. He filled that with salad, then added another ring. It took several minutes to build this thing, but by the time he'd finished, he had a tower of salad well over a foot tall, wth multiple rings of cucumber slices containing it. That salad was an engineering marvel. He carefully carried it back to his table, sat down, then looked up guiltily as our manager walked out to him. The manager handed him a "free item" coupon, and said, "That is the most impressive salad I have ever seen. Your next one is on me." Reply 22.9k

chili: X r/AskReddit Posted by u/Tristanmemes123 8h 1 2 All You can eat buffet workers what are your horror stories? Discussion 27.1k 6.8k Share JTOP COMMENTS Jef_Wheaton 5h S 3 Awards Not a "Horror" story, just funny. I worked at Wendy's when they had salad bars. You could get a single-serving bowl (They used to serve eat-in chili in Styrofoam bowls, and the Large doubled as a chili bowl), or "All you can eat" platters. (The Taco Salad bottom plate.) On a slow afternoon, this guy came in and got a single serving bowl. After a few minutes, our manager motioned to me and the sandwich guy to discreetly take a look at the salad he was making. The guy had filled the bowl with salad, then made a ring of overlapping cucumber slices to extend the lip of the bowl upwards. He filled that with salad, then added another ring. It took several minutes to build this thing, but by the time he'd finished, he had a tower of salad well over a foot tall, wth multiple rings of cucumber slices containing it. That salad was an engineering marvel. He carefully carried it back to his table, sat down, then looked up guiltily as our manager walked out to him. The manager handed him a "free item" coupon, and said, "That is the most impressive salad I have ever seen. Your next one is on me." 22.9k Reply That manager deserves a raise via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ys5gCM

That manager deserves a raise via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Ys5gCM

chili: HAPPY NATIONAL CHILI DOG DAY! One of the greatest days of the year.

One of the greatest days of the year.

chili: one-time-i-dreamt A man (?) was saying, as I held him at knifepoint, " can only legally express seventeen emotions, and I'm feeling all of them in this Chili's tonight." thisismynewpassword We were expecting a dream and we got a piece of literature ifunny.co one-time-i-dreamt A man (?) was saying, as I held him at knifepoint, “I can only legally express seventeen emotions, and I’m feeling all of them in this Chili’s tonight.” We were expecting a dream and we got a piece of literature – popular memes on the site iFunny.co

one-time-i-dreamt A man (?) was saying, as I held him at knifepoint, “I can only legally express seventeen emotions, and I’m feeling all...

chili: spacebattles I wish more foods were named in the same vein as 'I Can't Believe Its Not Butterl redfurniture You've Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch? dadcore420 Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup7? thesleepiestboy I Firmly Believe This is Not Mustard And I Am Horibly Wrong responsible-reanimation Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy sigmaleph I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated pluspluspangolin In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances roachpatrol So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Eroneous Goddamn Conclusions yeeeem this not soup yahenni Breadn't [Breadn't!!] The people who quickly workshopped some food ideas. |18 Tumblr Responses That Are As Unexpected As They Are Hilarious

[Breadn't!!] The people who quickly workshopped some food ideas. |18 Tumblr Responses That Are As Unexpected As They Are Hilarious

chili: fan-troll this pepper is way too small direhuman can you please put a little blanket or a tiny Sweater on him direhuman because he's a little chili VIA 9GAG.COM

chili: To my future wife... When I die I want you 2 mix my ashes in a bowl of chili from wendy's, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time. 4 hours ago 3 people + WHAT.THE.FUCK OO DID IJUST READ Wtf

Wtf

chili: CORSED Read the sign Are you open? CORED CORSED Tu have a lkrabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries. givemeinternet: If you've never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily Not wrong here!

Not wrong here!

chili: Good morning gorgeous Mornin ( So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while, but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called "girls l'll disappoint in my 20's." wanna be in a chapter? Today 10:59 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure, I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah, after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 12:54 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here. Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up. n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge, cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other, and let our body heat cook them. Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 4:24 PM Can we get beignets? Today 4:42 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon : I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili

Hobo chili

chili: Swerve Swerve @FlexingMushona If she cheats on you, bruh eat some chili pepper and give her head. You'll thank me later! I know these things. 6:41 AM 14 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone And be prepared to run by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

And be prepared to run by kevinowdziej MORE MEMES

chili: was supposed to go on a date tn but then he asked if we could have dinner at his house bc he was sick and when asked with what he said "sick and tired of walking around with this big dick" and sent a dick pic. So I'm making chili and doing face masks with my dog instead Reality is often disappointing

Reality is often disappointing

chili: silverhawk i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now silverhawk mafia-prinxe it's funnier when you realize, axolotis suck in to eat food, he wants to eat the rocks dantes-infernal-chili Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby dragonsareradguys

chili: Chili: generates a poison that makes your tongue hurt Humans: eats it anyway Chili: Amlajoke to you?

chili: wealwaystrytohard: hula-chili-soup: is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class wow other people feel this Source: hula-chili-soup 420,694 notes

chili: fan-troll this pepper is way too small direhuman can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him direhuman because he's a little chili VIA 9GAG.COM https://t.co/tBqlu8zPAI

https://t.co/tBqlu8zPAI

chili: fan-troll this pepper is way too small direhuman can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him direhuman because he's a little chili VIA 9GAG.COM This is lovely

This is lovely

chili: It's called Cucamelon and it tastes like cucumber in lime juice MEXICANS (heavy breathing) With sum chili

With sum chili

chili: JASKERARTCHui JASKERARTEHiHee jasker: COOKIES!!my wife got me obsessed with this phone game cookie run and i just, love the characters so much???? heres just a few of my first faves when i started! tiger lily cookie, cotton candy cookie, avocado cookie, and chili pepper cookie!

jasker: COOKIES!!my wife got me obsessed with this phone game cookie run and i just, love the characters so much???? heres just a few of...

chili: chili peppers: *use spiciness as a defense mechanism* Humans: Cree teeTI Hmmn That didnt go as planned

That didnt go as planned

chili: chili peppers : *use spiciness as a defense mechanism* Humans: Hmmn

chili: chili peppers: *use spiciness as a defense mechanism* Humans: Cree teeTI Hmmn That didnt go as planned

That didnt go as planned

chili: Smoking Gun GEAR ABILITIES Q KOSMETICS AI BEHAVIOR E PISTOLS 2/30 Romeo & Juliet Blood & Guts NORMAL Coral & Copperhead Pronghorn & White-Tail Summer & Winter Spring & Fall UNLOCK REQUIREMENTS Death 8 Rebirth Found in The Towers of Time Romeo & Juliet Chili & Queso W XP BOOST Dream & Nightmare A EDIT AUGMENTS Kitana 8 Jade Enter EQUIP PISTOL 404,413 C KOMBAT KARDPag P PHOTO MODE MANAGE AUGMENTS ROTATE Smoking Gun E GEAR ABILITIES Q KOSMETICS AI BEHAVIOR PISTOLS 2/30 Scorpion & Sub-Zero Ham & Eggs NORMAL Thriller & Killer Mack & Macky Scorpion & Sub-Zero War 8 Peace UNLOCK REQUIREMENTS North & South Found in The Towers of Time Buck &Wild Naughty & Nice W XP BOOST Blood & Guts A EDIT AUGMENTS Coral & Copperhead Enter EQUIP PISTOL 404,413 C KOMBAT KARDage P PHOTO MODE MANAGE AUGMENTS ROTATE Smoking Gun GEAR ABILITIES AI BEHAVIOR Q KOSMETICS PISTOLS 2/30 Kitana & Jade Death & Rebirth NORMAL Romeo & Juliet Chili & Queso Dream & Nightmare Kitana 8 Jade UNLOCK REQUIREMENTS Crime 8 Punishment Found in The Towers of Time Samson 8 Delilah Coffee 8 Cigarettes W XP BOOST Cage &Blade A EDIT AUGMENTS Whiskey & Regret Enter EQUIP PISTOL 404,413 C KOMBAT KARDa P PHOTO MODE MANAGE AUGMENTS ROTATE peachypaige200: unnecessarybeltbuckles: O h W o r m ? Apparently Erron names his guns after his favorite ships

peachypaige200: unnecessarybeltbuckles: O h W o r m ? Apparently Erron names his guns after his favorite ships

chili: Messages (1) Details Joonie iMessage Today 01:45 I can't sleep What's up? There's just so many important questions going on in my head Like? Is the S or C silent in the word scent? If you drop soap on the floor is it dirty or is the floor clean? How come our noses run but our feet smell? Why's it called chili if it's hot? If two mind readers read each other's mind, who's mind are they reading? If I told you I'm lying in bed right now aren't I actually telling you the truth? Bruh... Delivered iMessage

chili: 3:53 G Monday 4:52 AM In the future, when you are my wife and I die, I want you to mix my ashes up in a spicy chili and eat it, just so I can tear that ass up one last time Monday 8:43 PM Some day, when I am your wife and you die, 'll mix your ashes up in a spicy, meat chili and feed it to a fat homeless man that parties like Chris Farley, so that even in death, you're experiencing a full-blown shit show... and then I'll laugh, while sipping a cold beer on a beach somewhere enjoying myself spending the life insurance money Monday 9:01 PM BType a message... GIF II Ive met my match

Ive met my match

chili: silverhawk i was rly bummed out and then i saw this picture and im cured now silverhawk mafia-prinxe it's funnier when you realize, axolotis suck in to eat food, he wants to eat the rocks dantes-infernal-chili Fuckibg superb you funky little kirby dragonsareradguys

chili: bel @bellalawtonn 1d The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili's 412 4.8K 402K o Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis Replying to @bellalawtonn Here is that super important documentation we were talking about from very important people here at Chili's. #ChilisLove FICATION EMPLOYMEN THIS DOCUMENT HEREBY CERTIFIES Bella Lauuton works for us, Chili's, and is one of the best employees ever, so you should listen to her and do everything she says Sincerely, Very Important People from Chili's awesomacious: Wholesome Chili’s Twitter.

awesomacious: Wholesome Chili’s Twitter.

chili: I want to spice things up. You know i'm allergic to chili. BETTYINCORPERATED It doesn't matter in which room l eat, Ronnie, i'm still going to be allergic to chili! No I mean in the bedroom.

chili: Jack Nicholson Banned From Sitting Courtside After Spilling Tupperware Full Of Homemade Chili 4/05/18 4:07pm . SEE MORE: VOL 54 ISSUE 14

chili: bel @bellalawtonn 1d The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili's 412 4.8K 402K o Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis Replying to @bellalawtonn Here is that super important documentation we were talking about from very important people here at Chili's. #ChilisLove FICATION EMPLOYMEN THIS DOCUMENT HEREBY CERTIFIES Bella Lauuton works for us, Chili's, and is one of the best employees ever, so you should listen to her and do everything she says Sincerely, Very Important People from Chili's Wholesome Chilis Twitter.

Wholesome Chilis Twitter.

chili: bel @bellalawtonn 1d The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili's 412 4.8K 402K o Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis Replying to @bellalawtonn Here is that super important documentation we were talking about from very important people here at Chili's. #ChilisLove FICATION EMPLOYMEN THIS DOCUMENT HEREBY CERTIFIES Bella Lauuton works for us, Chili's, and is one of the best employees ever, so you should listen to her and do everything she says Sincerely, Very Important People from Chili's positive-memes: Wholesome Chili’s Twitter.

positive-memes: Wholesome Chili’s Twitter.

chili: bel @bellalawtonn 1d The boys I nanny for just asked me where I work and I didnt have the heart to tell them their parents pay me to hang out with them so now they think I work at Chili's 412 4.8K 402K o Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis Replying to @bellalawtonn Here is that super important documentation we were talking about from very important people here at Chili's. #ChilisLove FICATION EMPLOYMEN THIS DOCUMENT HEREBY CERTIFIES Bella Lauuton works for us, Chili's, and is one of the best employees ever, so you should listen to her and do everything she says Sincerely, Very Important People from Chili's Wholesome Chilis Twitter.

Wholesome Chilis Twitter.

chili: its time to run a blood test o oh shit dantes-infernal-chili This is the funniest shit I've seen all goddamn week nice 37+ So Fresh & Funny Memes

nice 37+ So Fresh & Funny Memes

chili: 1:42 pm 63%. thought i was buying tickets for the red hot chili peppers but actually bought tickets for the red hot chili pipers-the worlds best bagpipe band CHAT Expectations VS Reality - Quite a happy accident

Expectations VS Reality - Quite a happy accident

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