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chinese fire drill: , ,THE BELCHING ORAGON white rice $100.00 HINE SOUPS VEGETABLES BEEF CHEF'S SPECIALS 澶ц潶 Dropped Egg Soup 1.75 铇潶浠*Broccoli in Human Sauce 5.95 钀颁尝 Air-Dropped Beef Double Chin Beef 1.75 澶ц潶 Shredded Documents 325 椤昏潶浠*Bean Crud 250 , 鐕掑ぇ-* snow Shovel with Peas ,绲 鑼勪簬銆, 鏈ㄩ』槎* Bed with More Beef 鑺ヨ槶榉* Carnage of Beef 闆彙1, 鑿囬穽鐗 685 685 . . . . . . . .7.75 6.85 6.85 虢澶ц潶鈽匰esame Street Duck 鏉茶潶浠 Choice chunks of undernourished food 鐒笺伄浠 铦︿粊* One Ton Soup with Peking Sauce . . .--.-.-.525 鐕掕潶浠 淇濊潶浠 铦︿粊 鏈冦儹浠 铦︿粊 Hot & Scalding Soup Ten Ingredients Water Sweet and Salmonella Soup petofmith teaterchesmas and stue fried in a sizzling uwok by popular with Special Rotting Fungus . . . . . 625 sizzling Wanton Beef Beef and Dried Pepper 7.75 * Chinese Fire Drill Soup * Happy Bacteria Cup 鏋滆潶浠 Egg Neil Young. 鐒艰潶浠 4.95 " .495 5.95 5.95 250 9.25 Green Beans Beef with Bad News . . . 澶ф灉榉 瀹崈1, * Great Barrier Beef 闆欎繚1 * whats Your Beef with Black Bean Sauce with Green Bean Sauce Mysterious Circumstances 铦︿粊 Black Beans Scallops, crotwnest and psychotropic mushrooms sauteed with fresh chefs huumbs and served on a Sealy APPETIZERS 钘鸿潶0p Eggplant Prepared Under 椤昏潶浠 Steamdeaned Dumplings 铇ぇ铦* Burn Your Tongue Platter 3.95 895 1130 澶ц潶鈽 Scallion Cow Pancakes (for two) . . .295 鍠辫潶浠* Baby Corn with Adoption Papers . , .495 铦 Barbecued Bear Ribs @铦︿粊 Vegetables with 棣 Tingling Horse Flavor SEAFOOLD 涓夐 MSG with Orange Flavor 藱涓斻, Squished Eel Delight .-.. . 鑿囬穫鐗* shrimp withAlibi . . . . . 850 淇濊潶浠佲槄 Tienanmen Square Beef . . . . . . . .17.75 纾ㄥ挅 Young Dead Fish 榄氬柋1, Crispy Fish with Discarded Needle . .995 鐢滈1, * Prawns in LL Bean Sauce Oppressed young beef, severely battered, crushed with bamboo shoot and brutally smothered as you watch from your table on a big screen NOODLES POULTRY 鍩忓ぇ铦 鏋滆潶浠 鐕掓敨浠 San Diego Chicken with Pine Tar Battering Ratn Chicken Peeking Daiy Duck 625 .625 鈽 Cellophane Noodles 鑵半, 澶ф灉榉* llunder with water Pistol 铇ラ Force Fed Shrimp * w write 550 --.3.50 825 .475 Cold Noodles in Sesame waste 铇潶鐑 Health Inspector's 淇濊潶浠佲槄Lemon Pledge Chicken 鐕氳潶浠 Amazing Talking Chicken 铦︿粊* Tongue Licked Duck Some Glum Noodles 625 Seafood Delight Fresh lobster, shrimp and proums expernly prepared in the clean Mexican restaurant doun the block, brought in through our back door and serced with a crisp fity dollar bil rolled in a napkin (Mast be ondered in adcance No Fun Noodles 铦︿粊 Chicken & Grief 鏈冨ぇ铦 DESSERTS Duck Edwing Prepared in Questionable Taste 625 鏈ㄩ』榉 鑺ヨ槶1 浠や笖1, 鑿囬穽鐗*Boneless Pudding Unfortunate Cookies Sweet Fried Rolaids Ice Cream with Gartic Sauce 2.50 椤昏潶浠佲槄 Chicken Escaping with Wings 鈥 . . .775 铇ぇ铦 stacked Duck 璞 棣欏ぇ铦 New Shoe Pork Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat 銉6.75 6.95 695 725 275 ai 鑼勫瓙1, 铦*General Schwarzkopf Chicken Goofy Grinning Chicken 6.75 .6.75 May Not be Edible 鏈ㄩ爤鑺 鑺ヨ槶1, RecentyShampooed Pork Andrew Diced Pork . . . . . . . . . . . . . A75 鍜 Chicken Almond King Ding 棣欓紟楫 Innocent Bystander Chicken . . . . . . .625 璞 鑿囬穽鐗団槄 Porky PEg Cantonese Style * Roast PorkPuppy Chow Waiter wil change shirt at your request. Pork and Mindy i A MAD POSTER
chinese fire drill: ,
 ,THE BELCHING ORAGON
 white rice
 $100.00
 HINE
 SOUPS
 VEGETABLES
 BEEF
 CHEF'S SPECIALS
 澶ц潶
 Dropped Egg Soup
 1.75
 铇潶浠*Broccoli in Human Sauce
 5.95
 钀颁尝
 Air-Dropped Beef
 Double Chin Beef
 1.75 澶ц潶 Shredded Documents
 325 椤昏潶浠*Bean Crud
 250 , 鐕掑ぇ-* snow Shovel with Peas
 ,绲
 鑼勪簬銆,
 鏈ㄩ』槎* Bed with More Beef
 鑺ヨ槶榉* Carnage of Beef
 闆彙1,
 鑿囬穽鐗
 685
 685
 . . . . . . . .7.75
 6.85
 6.85
 虢澶ц潶鈽匰esame Street Duck
 鏉茶潶浠 Choice chunks of undernourished food
 鐒笺伄浠
 铦︿粊* One Ton Soup
 with Peking Sauce . . .--.-.-.525
 鐕掕潶浠
 淇濊潶浠
 铦︿粊
 鏈冦儹浠
 铦︿粊
 Hot & Scalding Soup
 Ten Ingredients Water
 Sweet and Salmonella Soup
 petofmith teaterchesmas and stue
 fried in a sizzling uwok by popular
 with Special Rotting Fungus . . . . . 625
 sizzling Wanton Beef
 Beef and Dried Pepper
 7.75
 * Chinese Fire Drill Soup
 * Happy Bacteria Cup
 鏋滆潶浠 Egg Neil Young.
 鐒艰潶浠
 4.95
 " .495
 5.95
 5.95
 250
 9.25
 Green Beans
 Beef with Bad News . . .
 澶ф灉榉
 瀹崈1, * Great Barrier Beef
 闆欎繚1 * whats Your Beef
 with Black Bean Sauce
 with Green Bean Sauce
 Mysterious Circumstances
 铦︿粊 Black Beans
 Scallops, crotwnest and psychotropic
 mushrooms sauteed with fresh chefs
 huumbs and served on a Sealy
 APPETIZERS
 钘鸿潶0p
 Eggplant Prepared Under
 椤昏潶浠 Steamdeaned Dumplings
 铇ぇ铦* Burn Your Tongue Platter
 3.95
 895
 1130
 澶ц潶鈽 Scallion Cow Pancakes (for two) . . .295
 鍠辫潶浠* Baby Corn with Adoption Papers . , .495
 铦
 Barbecued Bear Ribs
 @铦︿粊
 Vegetables with
 棣
 Tingling Horse Flavor
 SEAFOOLD
 涓夐
 MSG with Orange Flavor
 藱涓斻, Squished Eel Delight .-.. .
 鑿囬穫鐗* shrimp withAlibi
 . . . . . 850
 淇濊潶浠佲槄 Tienanmen Square Beef . . . . . . . .17.75
 纾ㄥ挅 Young Dead Fish
 榄氬柋1, Crispy Fish with Discarded Needle . .995
 鐢滈1, * Prawns in LL Bean Sauce
 Oppressed young beef, severely
 battered, crushed with bamboo shoot
 and brutally smothered as you watch
 from your table on a big screen
 NOODLES
 POULTRY
 鍩忓ぇ铦
 鏋滆潶浠
 鐕掓敨浠
 San Diego Chicken with Pine Tar
 Battering Ratn Chicken
 Peeking Daiy Duck
 625
 .625
 鈽 Cellophane Noodles
 鑵半,
 澶ф灉榉* llunder with water Pistol
 铇ラ
 Force Fed Shrimp
 *
 w
 write
 550
 --.3.50
 825
 .475
 Cold Noodles in Sesame waste
 铇潶鐑
 Health Inspector's
 淇濊潶浠佲槄Lemon Pledge Chicken
 鐕氳潶浠 Amazing Talking Chicken
 铦︿粊* Tongue Licked Duck
 Some Glum Noodles
 625
 Seafood Delight
 Fresh lobster, shrimp and proums
 expernly prepared in the clean Mexican
 restaurant doun the block, brought in
 through our back door and serced with
 a crisp fity dollar bil rolled in a napkin
 (Mast be ondered in adcance
 No Fun Noodles
 铦︿粊 Chicken & Grief
 鏈冨ぇ铦
 DESSERTS
 Duck Edwing Prepared in
 Questionable Taste
 625
 鏈ㄩ』榉
 鑺ヨ槶1
 浠や笖1,
 鑿囬穽鐗*Boneless Pudding
 Unfortunate Cookies
 Sweet Fried Rolaids
 Ice Cream with Gartic Sauce
 2.50
 椤昏潶浠佲槄 Chicken Escaping with Wings 鈥 . . .775
 铇ぇ铦 stacked Duck
 璞
 棣欏ぇ铦
 New Shoe Pork
 Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat
 銉6.75
 6.95
 695
 725
 275
 ai
 鑼勫瓙1,
 铦*General Schwarzkopf Chicken
 Goofy Grinning Chicken
 6.75
 .6.75
 May Not be Edible
 鏈ㄩ爤鑺
 鑺ヨ槶1,
 RecentyShampooed Pork
 Andrew Diced Pork . . . . . . . . . . . . . A75
 鍜
 Chicken Almond King Ding
 棣欓紟楫
 Innocent Bystander Chicken . . . . . . .625
 璞
 鑿囬穽鐗団槄 Porky PEg Cantonese Style
 * Roast PorkPuppy Chow
 Waiter wil
 change shirt
 at your request.
 Pork and Mindy
 i
 A MAD POSTER
chinese fire drill: THE BEL HING DRAGON with every lbs. white rice 50 order Free can soda with orders over $100.00 VEGETABLES SOUPS CHEF'S SPECIALS BEEF Broccoli in Human Sauce Dropped Egg Soup *Sesame Street Duck 75 Shredded Documents One Ton Soup 1.75 Double Chin Beef .685 1- Choice chunks of undemourished foul with Peking Sauce Hot & Scalding Soup Beef with More Beef 7.75 13 pelted unith warerchestnuts and stir. Bean Crud Ten Ingredients Water Carnage of Beef .685 3 tied a sizzling wok by papular with Special Rotting Fungu 6.25 Sizzling Wanton Beef H Sweet and Salmonella Sou 685 Snow shovel with Peas 7.75 4 Beef and Dried Pepper Chinese Fire Drill Soup 1- Egg Neil Young .495 Happy Bacteria Cup Spilled on Lap .9.25 Green Beans Beef with Bad News 8.85 h Black Bean Sauce .495 Great Barrier Beef .6,85 1- overpriced Happy Family 84.95 Black Beans What's Your Beef Scallops, orabneat and psychotropic with Green Bean Sauce ,595 mushrooms sauteed with fresh chefs APPETIZERS RD Eggplant Prepared Under thumbs and served on Sealy Mysterious circumstances eamCleaned Dumplings 1- Baby Corn with Adoption Papers ,495 Burn Your Tongue Platter Vegetables with Barbecued Bear Ribs SEAFOOD ngling Horse Favor Scallion Cow Pancakes (for two) a MSG with Orange Flavor Squished Eel Delight 1: Tienanmen Square Beef 7.75 Shrimp with Alibi 825 oppressed young beef seve H. Young Dead Fish ,925 battered, crushed with bamboo shoots crispy Fish with Discarded Needle 9.95 und brutally smoobered as you warch *Prawns in LL Bean Sauce 7.50 from your table on POULTRY NOODLES Aromatic Octopus On Wheels San Diego Chicken with Pine Tar Cellophane Noodles At Force Fed Shrimp Battering Ram Chicken with Styro oam Peanuts Founder with Water Pistol 895 750 N 1- Peeking Daffy Duck old Noodles in Sesame Waste N Ette Health Inspector's 34 1- Lemon Pledge Chicken Some Glum Noodles Seafood Delight 1- Amazing Talking Chicken 8.75 No Fun Noodles Fresh lobster, shrimp and prauns 1- Tongue Licked Duck 7.50 expertly prepared in the clean Mexican M 1- Chicken & Grief restaurant down the block brought in DESSERTS t Duck Edwing Prepared through our back door and served with Questionable Taste Unfortunate 250 a crisp lity dollar bill mlled in a napkin. PORK M Sweet Fried Rolaids KR 1- Chicken Escaping With Wings 7.75 395 (Most be ordered in advance) Mocked Duck 7.25 New Shoe Pork Ji Ice Cream with Garlic Sauce .......275 6.95 A *A General Schwarzkopf Chicken 6.75 Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat 4 Boneless Pudding May Not be Edible Goofy Grinning Chicken 6.75 Recently shampooed Pork Chicken Almond Ring Ding 3.95 Innocent Bystander Chicken Andrew Diced Pork 9.75 R Roast Pork Puppy Chow 7.25 Porky Pig Cartoonese Style 750 Waiter will Pork and Mindy 6,75 change shirt at your request. A MAD POSTER Something's not right with this menu...
chinese fire drill: THE BEL HING DRAGON
 with every
 lbs.
 white rice
 50 order
 Free
 can soda
 with orders
 over
 $100.00
 VEGETABLES
 SOUPS
 CHEF'S SPECIALS
 BEEF
 Broccoli in Human Sauce
 Dropped Egg Soup
 *Sesame Street Duck
 75
 Shredded Documents
 One Ton Soup
 1.75
 Double Chin Beef
 .685
 1- Choice chunks of undemourished foul
 with Peking Sauce
 Hot & Scalding Soup
 Beef with More Beef
 7.75
 13 pelted unith warerchestnuts and stir.
 Bean Crud
 Ten Ingredients Water
 Carnage of Beef
 .685
 3 tied a sizzling wok by papular
 with Special Rotting Fungu
 6.25 Sizzling Wanton Beef
 H Sweet and Salmonella Sou
 685
 Snow shovel with Peas
 7.75
 4 Beef and Dried Pepper
 Chinese Fire Drill Soup
 1- Egg Neil Young
 .495
 Happy Bacteria Cup
 Spilled on Lap
 .9.25
 Green Beans
 Beef with Bad News
 8.85
 h Black Bean Sauce
 .495
 Great Barrier Beef
 .6,85
 1- overpriced Happy Family
 84.95
 Black Beans
 What's Your Beef
 Scallops, orabneat and psychotropic
 with Green Bean Sauce
 ,595
 mushrooms sauteed with fresh chefs
 APPETIZERS
 RD Eggplant Prepared Under
 thumbs and served on Sealy
 Mysterious circumstances
 eamCleaned Dumplings
 1- Baby Corn with Adoption Papers
 ,495
 Burn Your Tongue Platter
 Vegetables with
 Barbecued Bear Ribs
 SEAFOOD
 ngling Horse Favor
 Scallion Cow Pancakes (for two)
 a MSG with Orange Flavor
 Squished Eel Delight
 1: Tienanmen Square Beef
 7.75
 Shrimp with Alibi
 825
 oppressed young beef seve
 H. Young Dead Fish
 ,925
 battered, crushed with bamboo shoots
 crispy Fish with Discarded Needle 9.95
 und brutally smoobered as you warch
 *Prawns in LL Bean Sauce
 7.50
 from your table on
 POULTRY
 NOODLES
 Aromatic Octopus On Wheels
 San Diego Chicken with Pine Tar
 Cellophane Noodles
 At Force Fed Shrimp
 Battering Ram Chicken
 with Styro
 oam Peanuts
 Founder with Water Pistol
 895
 750
 N 1- Peeking Daffy Duck
 old Noodles in Sesame Waste
 N Ette Health Inspector's
 34 1- Lemon Pledge Chicken
 Some Glum Noodles
 Seafood Delight
 1- Amazing Talking Chicken
 8.75
 No Fun Noodles
 Fresh lobster, shrimp and prauns
 1- Tongue Licked Duck
 7.50
 expertly prepared in the clean Mexican
 M 1- Chicken & Grief
 restaurant down the block brought in
 DESSERTS
 t Duck Edwing Prepared
 through our back door and served with
 Questionable Taste
 Unfortunate
 250
 a crisp lity dollar bill mlled in a napkin.
 PORK
 M Sweet Fried Rolaids
 KR 1- Chicken Escaping With Wings
 7.75
 395
 (Most be ordered in advance)
 Mocked Duck
 7.25
 New Shoe Pork
 Ji Ice Cream with Garlic Sauce .......275
 6.95 A *A General Schwarzkopf Chicken
 6.75
 Roasted Pork in Shriner Hat
 4 Boneless Pudding
 May Not be Edible
 Goofy Grinning Chicken
 6.75
 Recently shampooed Pork
 Chicken Almond Ring Ding
 3.95
 Innocent
 Bystander Chicken
 Andrew Diced Pork
 9.75
 R Roast Pork Puppy Chow
 7.25
 Porky Pig Cartoonese Style
 750
 Waiter will
 Pork and Mindy
 6,75
 change shirt
 at your request.
 A MAD POSTER
Something's not right with this menu...

Something's not right with this menu...