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    Adam and Eve, Anaconda, and Ass: Meet the cutest little corgi ever!
 @Dr Smashlove
There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was wearing leaves to cover their genitalia Bruh. Simple and standard, and full of feeling. (2) "I want a mold of your PP that I can carry around with me in my purse 😍" <- this one always make me feel special. A customized dildo built to smash specifications? That's romance 😍. (3) "Choke me daddy 🙂" <- can't lose. This one always lights a fire, u feel me? 😀 But there is one thing a lady can say that is always music to a man's ears and has a 100% hit rate... (4) "You don't have to wear a rubber any more, if you don't want to - we've been at for a while so I went ahead and got on the pill." THIS IS TRUE LOVE FAM - IDGAF 😂. I hear this, and my heart brims with appreciation and adoration. It's a statement of understanding. "I know u been walking thru this bomb ass forest with a Patagonia lookin ass raincoat, rubber overalls, Sorel boots, and one of them bucket hats that grandpas wear when they go fly fishing. But now I'm gonna let you frolic with reckless abandon inside this forest Bucky ass nekky, so u can feel the Flora and Fauna gently kiss your skin." You feel me? This is like unlocking a hidden level in a video game. This is like tasting the seared scallops that ain't even on the menu but the chef brought them out because the old white men u brung to dinner just ordered $783 worth of alcohol so the chef is just like "wow lemme hit him off with some scallops - he earned it - alcoholic lookin ass guests lmao" <- weekly struggle 😫😂. This is like an invitation to the back room of a quaint French restaurant where u discover they got a speakeasy there that only rich trust fund boys with face tattoos who wear SLP denim and Yeezys and their model girlfriends know about but now u part of the mix too. U feel me? Anointed territory 😍. Anyway to all u ladies who gon fuck around and start taking birth control so we can gallivant freely in your gushing geyser of glory, y'all the realest MF MVP's on earth - BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Adam and Eve, Anaconda, and Ass: Meet the cutest little corgi ever!
 @Dr Smashlove
There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was wearing leaves to cover their genitalia Bruh. Simple and standard, and full of feeling. (2) "I want a mold of your PP that I can carry around with me in my purse 😍" <- this one always make me feel special. A customized dildo built to smash specifications? That's romance 😍. (3) "Choke me daddy 🙂" <- can't lose. This one always lights a fire, u feel me? 😀 But there is one thing a lady can say that is always music to a man's ears and has a 100% hit rate... (4) "You don't have to wear a rubber any more, if you don't want to - we've been at for a while so I went ahead and got on the pill." THIS IS TRUE LOVE FAM - IDGAF 😂. I hear this, and my heart brims with appreciation and adoration. It's a statement of understanding. "I know u been walking thru this bomb ass forest with a Patagonia lookin ass raincoat, rubber overalls, Sorel boots, and one of them bucket hats that grandpas wear when they go fly fishing. But now I'm gonna let you frolic with reckless abandon inside this forest Bucky ass nekky, so u can feel the Flora and Fauna gently kiss your skin." You feel me? This is like unlocking a hidden level in a video game. This is like tasting the seared scallops that ain't even on the menu but the chef brought them out because the old white men u brung to dinner just ordered $783 worth of alcohol so the chef is just like "wow lemme hit him off with some scallops - he earned it - alcoholic lookin ass guests lmao" <- weekly struggle 😫😂. This is like an invitation to the back room of a quaint French restaurant where u discover they got a speakeasy there that only rich trust fund boys with face tattoos who wear SLP denim and Yeezys and their model girlfriends know about but now u part of the mix too. U feel me? Anointed territory 😍. Anyway to all u ladies who gon fuck around and start taking birth control so we can gallivant freely in your gushing geyser of glory, y'all the realest MF MVP's on earth - BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
There are many things a lady can say to make a man feel special. (1) "I love you" <- tried and true. This has existed since Adam and Eve was...