🔥 25+ Best Memes About Chris Christie

Memes, Chris Christie, and 🤖: Best motherfuckin ass in politics sso Chris Christie would be a close second. Trump got a squat booty 😍

Chris Christie would be a close second. Trump got a squat booty 😍

Butt, Climbing, and Dank: CONFIDENTIALSENSITIVE SOURCE INTELLIGENCE REPORT DECEMBER 18, 2016 REPORT U.S. REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DONALD J. TRUMP s ACTIVITIES INVOLVING RUSSIA INTELLIGENCE AND FOREIGN ENEMIES Summary Russian regime has been cultivating TRUMP as a sleeper cell agent for approximately 5 years. As part of Kremlin program, TRUMP was set to win U.S. presidential election and improve relationships with Russia as well as destroy friendship between U S. and Canadians while being trained as sleeper cell. Kremlin agents put TRUMP's hand in a glass of warm water, causing him to wake up hours later having urinated his pants. This was not only endorsed by PUTIN but the pee-stained pants are hanging in his office for future blackmail use Former top Russian officers claim to have material on TRUMP including hours of botel surveillance footage which shows Mr. Trump attaching two small rectangular pieces of styrofoam to the sides of penis-- forming the shape of a cross, dousing it in oil, and then his lighting it fire. It is unclear whether th was a sexual tunn-on, an act of white supremacy, or on a combination of the two. Source R reported that BARRON Trump met with other children of Russian officials in Moscow to plot further actions to destabilize the Hillary CLINTON campaign as well as to swap intel on if girls "pee out their butts" Russian sources also claimed to have a secret video of the CLINTON campaign. After angering Clinton, Clinton reportedly ripped off her pants, climbed on top of Huma ABEDIN. and screamed at her claiming she wanted to "reverse birth" her by shoving Abedin's entire body up into Clinton's womb. Sources claim this is a common d technique in CLINTON circles Russian officials made it very clear that Chris CHRISTIE was not involved in any form and that they think he is severely overweight-which is not funny and should not be overlooked. Detail Speaking to a trusted source compatriot in June 2016 sources T, R. U. and E, three senior Russian Foreign Ministry figures and a former top level Russian intelligence officer still active inside the Kremlin respectively, the Russian authorities had been cultivating and supporting U.S Republican presidential candidate, Donald TRUMP for the last 5 years. Sources T and E asserted that the TRUMP operation was both supported and directed by Russian President Vladimir PUTIN. It also asserted that despite desperate attempts and literal crying from U.S. Republican candidate Chris CHRISTIE, that Russia refused to work with him and stressed that be should seriously see a doctor both for his physical and mental health. CONFIDENTIALVSENSITIVE SOURCE EXCLUSIVE: Lizard People of NY is normally a comedy page but today we actually have our hands on a REAL leaked intelligence briefing about President Elect Donald Trump. Honestly, we are quite shocked with the information in this. We cannot confirm or deny the truthfulness of the document but we can confirm that it is a legitimate document from a legitimate source and we believe that it is a RIGHT of all Americans to decide for themselves what is TRUE.

EXCLUSIVE: Lizard People of NY is normally a comedy page but today we actually have our hands on a REAL leaked intelligence briefing about P...

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Memes, Chris Christie, and Breakfast: When life sucks but u had chicken nuggets for breakfast LOL Governor Chris Christie! 😂🐥 - comment "🐥" 3 times in a row w-o being interrupted! @sonny5ideup

LOL Governor Chris Christie! 😂🐥 - comment "🐥" 3 times in a row w-o being interrupted! @sonny5ideup

America, Donald Trump, and Love: Jeremy McLellan Comedy If nothing else, Donald Trump has given America a public display of what it's like to be in an abusive relationship. It's not just Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Chris Christie, Mike Pence, or the rest of his surrogates whom he has publicly humiliated and yet still support him. It's all the people trying to rationalize why it's okay to grab a random woman's genitals without consent, pleading with us that "he doesn't really mean the things he says," how he's "secretly a good person," how "he'll eventually change," how "all men act like that." This is the language of abuse. The damage he's done is real and will be lasting. So why haven't they left? One reason is when you're in an abusive relationship, you are *IN it, and the only measurement you pay attention to is whether the person is getting better or worse. Think of how the media judges Trump. They ask if he's "pivoting." Maybe he's getting better? Sometimes it seems like he is. But he's not. We're just getting used to it. It takes a lot, usually an intervention by loved ones or a sudden escalation, to snap you back to reality, to make you zoom out and realize... holy shit...this is not okay and l don't deserve it. For many Republicans, the audio of Trump bragging about sexual assault is what did it. Yes, they should have realized it much sooner, but again, when you are in it, it's all about "are they getting better or worse?" And abusers like Trump can always make you think they are in the process of getting better Republicans: Trump is not going to get better. You don't deserve it. Leave him. Donald Trump is not going to get better. Leave him.

Donald Trump is not going to get better. Leave him.

Definitely, Drinking, and Chris Christie: When you already blacked out, but someone buys you a drink Chris Christie definitely seems like someone I should black out with. HMU.

Chris Christie definitely seems like someone I should black out with. HMU.

Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Politics: Tx RT WORTH, 11:51 AMET ERT ALERT A GOV CHRIS CHRISTIE (R-NJ) ENDORSES FOX DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT 9:51 PT AT ANNUAL RATE OF 1% IN Q4 OF 2015, COMMERCE DEPT SAT l S&P 1,954.16 ‪#‎BREAKING‬ "[Hillary and Bill Clinton] know how to run the standard political playbook against junior senators...they do not know the playbook with Donald Trump because he is re-writing the playbook." Governor Chris Christie endorses Donald J. Trump for President."[Hillary and Bill Clinton] know how to run the standard political playbook against junior senators...they do not know the playbook with Donald Trump because he is re-writing the playbook." Governor Chris Christie endorses Donald J. Trump for President

‪#‎BREAKING‬ "[Hillary and Bill Clinton] know how to run the standard political playbook against junior senators...they do not know the play...

Funny, Chris Christie, and Cameltoe: Chris Christie getting nominated for the biggest mangina of 2016 drgrayfang Shithead Steve Now that's a cameltoe! (@shitheadsteve)

Now that's a cameltoe! (@shitheadsteve)

America, Guns, and Jordans: "FOX NEWS SUNDAY" Gov CHRIS CHRISTIE (R-NJ) AMERICAS ELECTION HG PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE channel ST 25 DEATHS IFNc MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD SPOX SAYS JORDAN HAS RELEA "This president wants to act as if he's a king, as if he's a dictator." -Chris Christie GOP candidates slam President Obama for threatening to use executive action to enact more gun control

"This president wants to act as if he's a king, as if he's a dictator." -Chris Christie GOP candidates slam President Obama for threatening...

Sports, Chris Christie, and New Jersey: o L 50 osー New Jersey governor Chris Christie spent $82k on concessions at MetLife Stadium 😂🍔🍕🍟🍺

New Jersey governor Chris Christie spent $82k on concessions at MetLife Stadium 😂🍔🍕🍟🍺

Donald Trump, Funny Jokes, and Presidential Election: The hardest part of measuring Trump's package is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth.

The hardest part of measuring Trump's package is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth.

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