🔥 25+ Best Memes About Christie

Christie: drkbogarde: Dirk Bogarde and Julie Christie in Darling dir. John Schlesinger

drkbogarde: Dirk Bogarde and Julie Christie in Darling dir. John Schlesinger

Christie: Christie Dietz Die echt deutsch @asausagehastwo My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY Küche an anonymous hero

an anonymous hero

Christie: tumblr Year in Review Actresses 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Actresses Our favorite part about this list is how gay it is. Brie Larson Zendaya Katie McGrath −1 Emilia Clarke +12 Scarlett Johansson +3 Sophie Turner Tessa Thompson −2 Jodie Comer Lili Reinhart −5 Sandra Oh Kristen Stewart +10 Macarena Achega Maisie Williams Gwendoline Christie Gillian Anderson Margot Robbie +1 Emma Watson −6 Melissa Benoist +6 Millie Bobby Brown Daisy Ridley −13 Gal Gadot −18 Elizabeth Olsen Barbara Lopez Amber Heard Eliza Taylor Jameela Jamil Lucy Boynton Maya Hawke Lupita Nyong'o −23 Jodie Whittaker −4 Alycia Debnam-Carey −11 Marilyn Monroe Ellen Page Megan Fox Jennifer Lawrence −22 Natalie Portman Anna Kendrick −19 Winona Ryder Alexandra Daddario −16 Angelina Jolie Cate Blanchett −29 Rachel Weisz Danai Gurira −33 Emma Stone Hunter Schafer Cara Delevingne Naomi Scott Sarah Paulson −19 Anne Hathaway −24 Stephanie Beatriz −20The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Names in bold weren’t on the list last year.

fandom: 2019’s Top Actresses Our favorite part about this list is how gay it is. Brie Larson Zendaya Katie McGrath −1 Emilia Clarke...

Christie: IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST-ACTION, CHRISTIE Got it where it counts…

Got it where it counts…

Christie: 0-o O0-o petermorwood: victoriancuddler: roachpatrol: mama-sass: systlin: underlandwarrior: Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you. Look. Look at the lack of tit cups. Bonus: argument: captain phasma’s armor is supposed to look hot. but, this is the crucial thing, it looks hot from the point of view of the character herself, and makes perfect sense in the context of the story. “Phasma had the armor polished in chromium, which had been salvaged from a Naboo yacht that had once belonged to Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire, the First Order’s precursor.” phasma has spent like all her life in the first order, as a storm trooper. you ask any storm trooper ‘what would be the sexiest possible modification to your armor’ and none of them are going to say ‘cut a boob window’ they’re gonna say ‘plate it with something HARDCORE’. after they finish high-fiving, they will probably add, ‘AND STICK A CAPE ON.’ #other hot thing about phasma armour: #Gwendolyn Christie is inside (via @holdbeast) I wasn’t aware of the EU background info regarding Phasma’s armour. It’s a great bit of detail.

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Christie: shmemson: vernacular-manslaughter: octospider: Gwendoline Christie is the actress for Brienne of Tarth in Game of Thrones. She stands at 6 feet 3 inches tall and took swordfighting, horseriding, and stagefighting lessons for her part, as well as gaining 14 pounds of muscle, to accurately portray Brienne. (x) She was also terrified of cutting her hair because she’d spent her life believing it was one of the only things that would make people see her as feminine despite her height. In an interview with TV Guide she said: I struggled for a long time with [cutting] my hair, but then I’m grateful for the opportunity to realize that femininity doesn’t have to come from hair or any of those traditional female archetypes of appearance, So, that’s been exciting actually. I can’t speak with any kind of authority whatsoever because I’m just an actor and I only have my opinions, but I do think it’s really refreshing to have a woman depicted on a mainstream TV show that doesn’t obey typical aesthetics of females and the way they have been portrayed in the past. And I’m really excited to be portraying one of those women. And I hope that her popularity signals a greater expansion of people’s views about men and women and that gender types can be more flexible. She’s so so so so great. I think she’s just incredible.

shmemson: vernacular-manslaughter: octospider: Gwendoline Christie is the actress for Brienne of Tarth in Game of Thrones. She stands...

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huxskyluxplace: First Order cast be like…

Christie: desimonewayland: Puddingstone snuff bottle China 18th to 19th C. The green matrix of this bottle is very unusual. Puddingstone is the general term for a conglomerate of sedimentary flint pebbles in a matrix of chert - both part of the large quartz family. Christie’s

desimonewayland: Puddingstone snuff bottle China 18th to 19th C. The green matrix of this bottle is very unusual. Puddingstone is the...

Christie: Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze bombSHEL "My frustration with young people is that they think success is supposed to happen like - that!" - Oprałh ThatRevolutionaryNurse @BougieLa Shes full of shit. Young people don't expect for things to happen "like that". They expect to at least be able to find a iob after graduating and being 80K in debt, not having to move back in w/ their parents,not having insurance, not having any foreseeable chance of retiring Come on Oprah

Come on Oprah

Christie: Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze bombSHEL "My frustration with young people is that they think success is supposed to happen like - that!" - Oprałh ThatRevolutionaryNurse @BougieLa Shes full of shit. Young people don't expect for things to happen "like that". They expect to at least be able to find a iob after graduating and being 80K in debt, not having to move back in w/ their parents,not having insurance, not having any foreseeable chance of retiring twitblr: Come on Oprah

twitblr: Come on Oprah

Christie: Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze bombSHEL "My frustration with young people is that they think success is supposed to happen like - that!" - Oprałh ThatRevolutionaryNurse @BougieLa Shes full of shit. Young people don't expect for things to happen "like that". They expect to at least be able to find a iob after graduating and being 80K in debt, not having to move back in w/ their parents,not having insurance, not having any foreseeable chance of retiring Come on Oprah

Come on Oprah

Christie: Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze bombSHEL "My frustration with young people is that they think success is supposed to happen like - that!" - Oprałh ThatRevolutionaryNurse @BougieLa Shes full of shit. Young people don't expect for things to happen "like that". They expect to at least be able to find a iob after graduating and being 80K in debt, not having to move back in w/ their parents,not having insurance, not having any foreseeable chance of retiring Come on Oprah by FurryPornAccount MORE MEMES

Come on Oprah by FurryPornAccount MORE MEMES

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo eutsc My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. T hank you, whoever did it ONLY 3:35 pm 24 Sep 18 Wholesome 😊

Wholesome 😊

Christie: 221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke BEAUTY

221biotchplease: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when t...

Christie: Agathot Christie @AdulteRus my organs: ...water....pls.. me, pouring a glass of wine: come get y'all juice!! in 2019 we're staying hydrated!

in 2019 we're staying hydrated!

Christie: Families are inviting shelter dogs over for thanksgiving dinner @DrSmashlove No one should spend Thanksgiving alone--including our shelter Can I come to Thanksgiving dinner at your house? Please? animals! RACC is looking for foster families that are not traveling and willing to pick up a dog or cat 11/18-21 and foster until the 28th or find a forever home with your holiday guests (or you)! We will provide food/crate anything you need-you provide the love (and maybe a ham biscuit from dinner)! Please share this post with anyone you think may be able to foster. We are most in need of people with no other pets:) Email Christie.Peters@Richmondgov.com if you are able to help. Thank you! Swipe for more! This makes me sad but it is a wonderful thing and hopefully will lead to some adoptions! If you live in Richmond Virginia and want to foster for the holidays (and maybe permanently adopt 😊) hit up @racc_shelter - they’re good people! If you don’t live around Richmond then hit your local shelter! I’m sure they will love to work with you! Bless up!! ❤️ (hat tip: @teresaiggs)

Swipe for more! This makes me sad but it is a wonderful thing and hopefully will lead to some adoptions! If you live in Richmond Virginia...

Christie: ARTS RECORD ART SALE Nov 16 |"Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figures)," by David Hockney sells for $90.3 million. "Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figures),” a 1972 painting by British artist David Hockney, sold for $90.3 million, the highest price for a piece by a living artist. That record was previously held by American artist Jeff Koons’s “Balloon Dog (Orange),” which sold for $58.4 million in 2013. The painting was sold by Christie’s auction house in New York by a buyer who wished to remain anonymous. ___ "I hope he's happy and pleased but he's an artist, he doesn't need us to tell him that he's great. He knows,” a Christie’s chairman said of Hockney. ___ Photo: Christie’s-"Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figures)" (1972) by David Hockney

"Portrait of an Artist (Pool with Two Figures),” a 1972 painting by British artist David Hockney, sold for $90.3 million, the highest pri...

Christie: grandegyptianmuseum: Bronze figure of the cat-goddess Bastet Standing with raised right arm, holding a leonine-headed aegis. Local deity of the town of Bubastis (Per-Bast), Bastet was regarded as embodying the protective aspects of the mother goddess. Late Period, 6th to 4th century BC. Werner Forman Archive/Christie’s, London.

grandegyptianmuseum: Bronze figure of the cat-goddess Bastet Standing with raised right arm, holding a leonine-headed aegis. Local dei...

Christie: Christie Griffith 5 days ago This species is so very interesting but they do take the top honor for the absolute ugliest monkeys on the planet IM... REPLY Kaidosbuddyagain Doberman 1 week ago Wow are the UGLIEST monkeys there are. Even the babies, ugly as sin 2 REPLY Ball Baby 1 week ago I dont think god could make a uglyeir animal if he tried the babies are ugly too usually the babies are cute but not these guys ugly as all get out REPLY proboscismonkey Rude and mean YouTube comments on proboscis monkey videos onganimalS here's a good comment though (C Anne Corey 1 year ago Very cute animals clever and smart thank you for sharing proboscismonkey The proboscis monkey in its natural habitat. Watch and observe.

The proboscis monkey in its natural habitat. Watch and observe.

Christie: Christie Dietz Dasausagehastwo Follow My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 7:35 AM 24 Sep 2018 60,083 Retweets 265,332 Likes et99 We need more people like this in the world

We need more people like this in the world

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 3:35 pm 24 Sep 18

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 3:35 pm 24 Sep 18 Wholesome

Wholesome

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY Exclusive parking spot.

Exclusive parking spot.

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY Exclusive parking spot. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2R1OzHM

Exclusive parking spot. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2R1OzHM

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo deuts My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you whoever did it ONLY

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die deutsc My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY Sometimes you need to throw in a nice wholesome post here and there.

Sometimes you need to throw in a nice wholesome post here and there.

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die echte eutso My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 3:35 pm 24 Sep 18 Wholesome parking spot

Wholesome parking spot

Christie: Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo Die echte eutso My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 3:35 pm 24 Sep 18 Wholesome parking spot via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Od0F2c

Wholesome parking spot via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Od0F2c

Christie: { .1157%| 22:05 Tweet Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo deuts My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY 12:35 am 25 Sep. 18 Tweet your reply :)

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Christie: ie echt deutsc Christie Dietz @asausagehastwo My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it ONLY (@asausagehastwo) the wholesome content I crave

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Christie: Hide status fron q 17 contacts excluded Aunty Amy Aunty Christie Big Sis Bro Nonso Bro Zub Raise your hands if you do this 😂😂🙋🏽🙋🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV

Raise your hands if you do this 😂😂🙋🏽🙋🏽‍♂️ . KraksTV

Christie: leaveittotegan: lumnie: chemisquid: dippersballoon: I saw an opportunity and I took it This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO. Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance: I won’t hesitate bitch Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read Kermit the Frog jumps off building Fr e sh a voca do back at it again at Krispy Kreme There is only one thing worse than a rapist Club Jam (yes a really good book) At least the taco was free I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand Grandma loves ping pong too much If your name is Junior Welcome to Target I’m just cooking pizza Cole Sprouse dress-up game On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free) Kid smacked by fly swatter Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school) Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator) WE’RE BREAKING FREE SAIL I’m Squidward So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies So no head? (breaking skateboard) Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere) No off topic questions (Chris Christie) What the fuck, Richard Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke) Bored as shiiiiii Liberian accent (plasma globe) New haircut (Parker Kit Hill) Summertime sadness (chicken) More like hurricane TORTILLA I got an a-bor-tion All Around the World (TheJasminator) When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light Snake licks lollipop Accept yourself, love yourself Be whatever you wanna be Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR) Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho Can I please get a waffle? Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars) Ebony Jenkins (shut up!) Kevin, watch the light dude Horse meditation A girl a dream a clothing hanger Is that a weed? (911 microwave) Helium balloons (floating car) Fireplace fairy I’m your freestyle dance teacher I can’t believe you’ve done this Which way the Quiznos is Impossible paper toss shot Hemtube (dancing with cat) I nurture my skin (Shaq) Why are you running Happy birthday? Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom) Farkle falling Fuck you (soda machine) Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke) Take On Me And now my sock is wet (water gun) All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala When there’s too much drama at school Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub What’s your name? (ouija board) Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids) Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven) Girl scared of convertible car Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats) Would you like the spider on your hand? Shopping cart crash We actually have the chip reader now I’M A GIRAFFE Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti) I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

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Christie: toopeacestarfish: This is spooky as anything it reminds me of sad Cyprus agatha Christie’s pirote

toopeacestarfish: This is spooky as anything it reminds me of sad Cyprus agatha Christie’s pirote

Christie: I am on a special diet. Please do not give me treats! fakehistory:Former governor Chris Christie jailed for Russian collusion (2018)

fakehistory:Former governor Chris Christie jailed for Russian collusion (2018)

Christie: I am on a special diet. Please do not give me treats! fakehistory:Former governor Chris Christie jailed for Russian collusion (2018)

fakehistory:Former governor Chris Christie jailed for Russian collusion (2018)

Christie: I am on a special diet. Please do not give me treats! Former governor Chris Christie jailed for Russian collusion (2018)

Former governor Chris Christie jailed for Russian collusion (2018)

Christie: alex @thotdestroyer15 Chris Christie built like he walked into the pool too fast

Christie: Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze bombSHEL "My frustration with young people is that they think success is supposed to happen like - that!" - Oprałh ThatRevolutionaryNurse @BougieLa Shes full of shit. Young people don't expect for things to happen "like that". They expect to at least be able to find a iob after graduating and being 80K in debt, not having to move back in w/ their parents,not having insurance, not having any foreseeable chance of retiring Really Oprah? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Really Oprah? (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Christie: Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze bombSHEL "My frustration with young people is that they think success is supposed to happen like - that!" - Oprałh ThatRevolutionaryNurse @BougieLa Shes full of shit. Young people don't expect for things to happen "like that". They expect to at least be able to find a iob after graduating and being 80K in debt, not having to move back in w/ their parents,not having insurance, not having any foreseeable chance of retiring Really Oprah? by dustofoblivion123 FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Really Oprah? by dustofoblivion123 FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Christie: Sarah Christie @sarahcrispy Day 53 without sex: went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my ass @thebestnochillzone is the best account you’re not following 😂

@thebestnochillzone is the best account you’re not following 😂

Christie: Sarah Christie @sarahcrispy Day 53 without sex: went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my ass 7/9/18, 10:21 PM 3,153 Retweets 12.3K Likes meirl

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Christie: Sarah Christie @sarahcrispy Day 53 without sex: went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my ass 7/9/18, 10:21 PM 3,153 Retweets 12.3K Likes meirl

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Christie: Sarah Christie @sarahcrispy Day 53 without sex: went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my ass 7/9/18, 10:21 PM 3,153 Retweets 12.3K Likes meirl by TimeyWho FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

meirl by TimeyWho FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Christie: Sarah Christie @sarahcrispy_ Day 53 without sex: went to the beach today just so the waves could smack my ass 7/9/18, 10:21 PM 3,153 Retweets 12.3K Likes whitepeopletwitter: Lmao

whitepeopletwitter: Lmao

Christie: Gwendoline Christie @loveqwendoline YEP. @nikolajcw Marziaingrid @Marzingrid7 Whoever did this,you are my hero!! It's so trueeee, hahahahahhaha l ch... 7.1 Jaime: [chattering incessantly] Nik: [chattering incessantly] Brienne: Shut your mouth! Gwen: Just stop shouting! game-of-thrones-fans: Casting done right.

game-of-thrones-fans: Casting done right.

Christie: We also knew they were black because Egypt is in Africa. Shelby Ivey Christie @bronze_bombSHEL Reasons we know Egyptians were Black. Hair extensions (box braids?) in ancient Egypt on display the Brooklyn museum: 😂😂 - - - - funnyshit funmemes100 instadaily instaday daily posts fun nochill girl savage girls boys men women lol lolz follow followme follow for more funny content 💯 @funmemes100

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Christie: Gwendoline Christie@loveg... HE WAS ON TIP TOES I COULDNT STOP HIM 11 t 14 73 Wholesome jaime

Wholesome jaime

Christie: alex @thotdestroyer15 Chris Christie built like he walked into the pool too fast That’s a solid build.

That’s a solid build.

Christie: Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage (g theonion:WASHINGTON—Saying the CNN town hall debate had left him sexually aroused in a way he hadn’t experienced since his failed 2016 presidential run, Florida senator Marco Rubio admitted Friday that he was still rock-hard a couple days after being publicly humiliated on the national stage. “Oh, fuck yes, I had forgotten how good it hurts to be degraded on live television for everyone to see,” said Rubio, noting that the Parkland shooting survivors taking him to task for his complicity combined with the booing crowd gave him a raging erection more turgid than the one he had when Chris Christie totally destroyed him during a republican debate two years ago. “It was so intense when those town hall participants asked me to stop accepting donations from the NRA and I just squirmed around like the naughty boy I am. Then when Jake Tapper told everyone to settle down, I just about creamed my pants right there on stage. Mmm, I bet Americans are so disgusted with me. Jesus, I think I’m gonna blow a load.” Rubio added that if the survivors don’t stop roasting on Twitter soon, he would have to visit a doctor for his aching cock.

theonion:WASHINGTON—Saying the CNN town hall debate had left him sexually aroused in a way he hadn’t experienced since his failed 2016 pr...

Christie: Christie @minimacca99 U know in Primark & it's packed nu can't move or find what u want & it's roastin & there's kids screamin. That's how stressed I am 24/7 Go Follow @humor for wild videos😂🔥😱

Go Follow @humor for wild videos😂🔥😱

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