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clam: seatrench: Coconut Octopuses will use discarded coconut and clam shells as mobile homes. (source)
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Coconut Octopuses will use discarded coconut and clam shells as mobile homes.
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seatrench: Coconut Octopuses will use discarded coconut and clam shells as mobile homes. (source)

clam: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.
clam: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl
 but it you pick her up and do that
 cute twirl, imma break your jaw
 10/30/18, 10:36 AM
 80 Retweets 244 Likes
 Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18
 Or one of them rocking side to side
 hugs 2 you will receive arn
 uppercut at mach speed
I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.

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clam: dokudoki pistachiosoda Follow liamdunburs ids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said "i like that name. did you know i'm in love with you" letthemountainsmoveyou i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23 roonilwazlip once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing "more school" university] and she asked "why haven't you found anyone to marry then" eyeslikeacat We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says "wait you're a STUDENT??" meelothemanly I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, "That's not true, you're my age cractasticdispatches our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated i'm all teached now. i don't need to be teached anymore. i'm done of being teached. diamondelight92 once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, "Does that mean you don't have to bring an adult with you to the pool?" anxietee-n My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said "does that mean she is married now? standard-fiend I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice's argument was that they were in fact, also a dress because they were blue loveyoutothem00n I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, "ooh I know! A pickle! You'd be such a good pickle aimmyarrowshigh On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, "Are you okay? You look like you have a question." And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously "Can a piranha eat a stapler?" manic-kin One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked "Do you have a boy?" I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said "Well you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!" dinovia-countryman I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother's alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it up and asked her what it was "Octopus," she said, all curls and smiles And what kind of animal is an octopus?" I asked. I was looking for "fish" or "sea creature but I would have accepted almost anything-weird," "gross, even "slimy." "Underwater" or "it lives in the ocean" would have also been acceptable She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, "It's a cephalopod. I haven't been the same since Source: dianatprince 769,704 notes Kids have no concept of anything
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 liamdunburs
 ids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one
 kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said "i like that
 name. did you know i'm in love with you"
 letthemountainsmoveyou
 i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next
 birthday and he said 8. im 23
 roonilwazlip
 once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing "more school"
 university] and she asked "why haven't you found anyone to marry then"
 eyeslikeacat
 We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine
 year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says "wait you're a
 STUDENT??"
 meelothemanly
 I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time
 was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he
 said, "That's not true, you're my age
 cractasticdispatches
 our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always
 pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and
 stated i'm all teached now. i don't need to be teached anymore. i'm done of
 being teached.
 diamondelight92
 once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me
 with huge eyes and went, "Does that mean you don't have to bring an adult with
 you to the pool?"
 anxietee-n
 My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and
 said "does that mean she is married now?
 standard-fiend
 I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and
 whether or not they were also a dress. My neice's argument was that they were
 in fact, also a dress because they were blue
 loveyoutothem00n
 I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for
 Halloween and this little boy goes, "ooh I know! A pickle! You'd be such a good
 pickle
 aimmyarrowshigh
 On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, "Are you
 okay? You look like you have a question." And she looked me right in the eyes
 and said, tremulously
 "Can a piranha eat a stapler?"
 manic-kin
 One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked "Do you
 have a boy?" I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not
 have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said "Well
 you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next
 month!"
 dinovia-countryman
 I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her
 younger brother's alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it. So I picked it
 up and asked her what it was
 "Octopus," she said, all curls and smiles
 And what kind of animal is an octopus?" I asked. I was looking for "fish" or "sea
 creature but I would have accepted almost anything-weird," "gross,
 even "slimy." "Underwater" or "it lives in the ocean" would have also been
 acceptable
 She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, "It's a cephalopod.
 I haven't been the same since
 Source: dianatprince
 769,704 notes
Kids have no concept of anything

Kids have no concept of anything

clam: KEEP CLAM AND PROOF READ These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the joke
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These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the joke

These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the joke