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c'mon man: somecunttookmyurl Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonioc civilization lasted 3,000 years. That's not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you're looking at more like... 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE 'BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931. It's a really long time guys. somecunttookmyurl Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and of "when shit happened if you started at 1AD" because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here's an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then... 300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi ll dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses Il 'the great' ascends to the throne 1740: World's first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses Il dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to the futureIf we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn't happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin. And that's just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates somecunttookmyurl I hate that this is still getting notes but that it's getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c'mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS i dont know how to feel about this. it makes my brain hurt. thats concerning because ur brain doesnt have nerves like that and cant actually feel anything like ur hand does.
 c'mon man: somecunttookmyurl
 Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a
 really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonioc
 civilization lasted 3,000 years. That's not even
 including predynastic civilization and Roman
 rule. If you lump that in you're looking at more
 like... 5,000 years.
 Like. If you want a comparison of how long that
 is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO
 THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT
 EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE
 HAPPENED SINCE THE 'BIRTH OF JESUS
 CHRIST
 We comparatively just entered the Third
 Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take
 over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not
 be born until the year 2931.
 It's a really long time guys.
 somecunttookmyurl
 Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and
 of "when shit happened if
 you started at 1AD" because I know backwards
 numbers are hard to process but here's an
 abridged version.
 If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in
 1AD then...
 300: step pyramid built
 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built
 815: Pepi ll dies and civil war breaks out
 950: Egypt re-unified
 1350: Middle Kingdom ends
 1450: New Kingdom begins
 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne
 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic
 religion and builds a new city
 1680: Tutankhamun dies
 1720: Ramesses Il 'the great' ascends to the
 throne
 1740: World's first peace treaty signed
 1790: Ramesses Il dies leaving way too many
 children
 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again
 And now we get to the futureIf we
 started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn't happened
 yet
 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state
 2180: Civil war
 2250: Nubian kings take over
 2335: Assyrian conquest
 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt
 2930: Cleopatra VII born
 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome.
 Fin.
 And that's just starting with the Pharaohs. If
 you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt
 you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND
 YEARS to all of those dates
 somecunttookmyurl
 I hate that this is still getting notes but that it's
 getting notes *without the timeline addition*
 like c'mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I
 DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT
 WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS
i dont know how to feel about this. it makes my brain hurt. thats concerning because ur brain doesnt have nerves like that and cant actually feel anything like ur hand does.

i dont know how to feel about this. it makes my brain hurt. thats concerning because ur brain doesnt have nerves like that and cant actua...

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 c'mon man: @GUNNERSELLWHITE
 i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to
 my door asking for candy
 Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
 Guess who he is for Halloween!
[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c

[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, ho...