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cockney: Did you just say that with a cockney accent?
cockney: Did you just say that with a cockney accent?

Did you just say that with a cockney accent?

cockney: r/wholesomememes Posted by 2 hours ago 11 months ago Posted by 4.0k 22.0k 126 points 2 hours ago edited 1 hour ago Community responding to a spate of xenophobic graffiti in Walthamstow, London. Some people turned a racist sign (outside a foreign persons house) into a nice one This is very photoshopped. Notice the letters are the exact same, basically using a font. Reply Give Award Share Report Save -29 points 1 hour ago I can assure you that it isnt SPEAK ENGL SH Reply Give Award Share Report Save SPEAK ENGLSH 18 points 1 hour ago Look at all the A, S, and I letters. They are literally all the exact same but either stretched or different in opacity. You cannot possibly think that's real after realizing this. Reply Give Award Share Report Save 1 hour ago -26 points Maybe it's their style I don't know Reply Give Award Share Report Save 17 points 1 hour ago Lmao dude I'm not talking about style here. I'm saying these are THE EXACT SAME DOWN TO THE PIXEL. Are you telling me this dude made sure all his As had the same imperfection on the bottom right side of each PANJABI LITHUANIAN WE SPEAK ENGLISH URDU POLISH ROMANIAN BULGARIAN TURKISH TAMIL letter down to the millimeter to scale? Same with all the other letters too? Reply Give Award Share Report Save PANJABI LITHUANIAN 29 points 1 hour ago WE SPEAK ENGLISH URDU ROMANIAN Mate idk how much time you're putting into this but I literally took this picture today in the West Midlands in england BENGALI FRENCH Reply Give Award Share Report Save COCKNEY 24 points 52 minutes ago POLISH Literally the same post froma year ago. BULGARIAN TURKISH TAMIL Reply Give Award Share Report Save BENGALI FRENCH 117 Comments Give Award Share Save Hide Report OP lies about a picture not being Photoshopped, then doubles down and says he took it.
cockney: r/wholesomememes Posted by
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 Community responding to a spate of xenophobic graffiti in Walthamstow, London.
 Some people turned a racist sign (outside a foreign persons house) into a nice one
 This is very photoshopped. Notice the letters are the exact same, basically using a font.
 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
 -29 points 1 hour ago
 I can assure you that it isnt
 SPEAK ENGL SH
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 SPEAK ENGLSH
 18 points
 1 hour ago
 Look at all the A, S, and I letters. They are literally all the exact same but either stretched or different in opacity. You
 cannot possibly think that's real after realizing this.
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 1 hour ago
 -26 points
 Maybe it's their style I don't know
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 17 points
 1 hour ago
 Lmao dude I'm not talking about style here. I'm saying these are THE EXACT SAME DOWN TO THE PIXEL. Are
 you telling me this dude made sure all his As had the same imperfection on the bottom right side of each
 PANJABI LITHUANIAN
 WE SPEAK ENGLISH URDU
 POLISH ROMANIAN
 BULGARIAN TURKISH TAMIL
 letter down to the millimeter to scale? Same with all the other letters too?
 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
 PANJABI LITHUANIAN
 29 points 1 hour ago
 WE SPEAK ENGLISH URDU
 ROMANIAN
 Mate idk how much time you're putting into this but I literally took this picture today in the West Midlands
 in england
 BENGALI FRENCH
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 COCKNEY
 24 points 52 minutes ago
 POLISH
 Literally the same post froma year ago.
 BULGARIAN TURKISH TAMIL
 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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OP lies about a picture not being Photoshopped, then doubles down and says he took it.

OP lies about a picture not being Photoshopped, then doubles down and says he took it.

cockney: 4th of July. A patriotic homage to the country our ancestors worked hard to acquire from the British, only to have it ruined within years of Officer 2: "Calm down. We'll get an ambulance to check you out, and- our own people. A day where drinking beer, swimming, and lighting explosives are always allowed. And this was not how I expected my F: "Wait a minute! I didn't hit this guy! He came over to talk us because we had lit fireworks and our us three, and starts screaming holiday to end up. party was against his nation and stuff like that!" To have this story make more sense, the neighbors I'm talking about are British, so that should explain some things. Officer 1: "Does anyone here have anything else to say? It's around 7:30PM when we start the real party. My family and F's family all collab on this amazing day. We invited all our neighbors in the cul de sac, and some more, so the party was really kicking up. Most of them came out to party, but one family, who were our next door neighbors, didn't like it. Me and F's Dad both said the same story to the officer, while ED was ranting on and on about the party and how we were terrible to him. Then we all come back together and the officers speak up Officer 2: "Alright, so based on what we heard, you (Points to ED) are either faking your bruises r did something else. We're going to check that out later. As for this party, just keep the noise down and put the fireworks away. We don't want to come back They had moved in less than a month ago, so we didn't know them that well, but we were gonna try to hang out with them at this party. have to They declined after we asked them two weeks before, and nothing ever came of it. During the whole day, they were flying a Union Jack instead, which is fine because they're not American. break this party up." D: "Yes sir. We went ahead and had someone put them away, so there shouldn't be anymore fireworks. Anyways, at this time, we started getting the fireworks ready. Someone from the party bought at least $500 worth of fireworks, and they had loud ones. One of the first things we lit were two boxed of Saturn Rockets with 200 shots in them. Needless to say, it was loud. So The ED tried to make up more excuses, but the police werent having it. They shined a flashlight on his bruise and didn't even have to poke it or anything to tell it was makeup. They wrote him a ticket, and just as they were about to leave, we hear a loud boom. join the party, but not in a way you'd want loud, fact, that our European neighbor finally came out The ED's yard was on fire and their tree went up like a match. Almost immediately, neighbors on both sides ran over and started grabbing their water hose to douse the fire and put out as much as they can. One Officer radio'd in a fire truck, and the other went (Quick note: I added some extra "British slang") ED: "What the absolute bollocks is going on here!? Who 'ere is in charge!?" though the party to examine the damage with ED. Nobody really knew who this guy was, so they directed him to where me, F, and his dad were at. At first we didn't know who i was, but ED: "What did you wickets do!? I told you they were bloody reckless! They went and set my bloody house on fire!" we guessed who by the angry expression. Some little kid, maybe 9 or 10, ran out of the crowd and the ED. His hands were bleeding, so F's dad ran over to his house nearby to D: Well, howdy there Neighbor. I was hoping you'd show up." grab a First-Aid Kit. The other officer saw what was happening and used his radio to call for an ambulance, while F's dad ran over with the kit ED: "Show up!? I'm 'ere to put an end to your kerfuffling! You all are all Mickey! Shut it down now! Both him and the officer checked out his injuries, and it turns out that both the little boy's hands suffered 3rd degree burns, and one of his fingers had a major cut down the side of them. At that point, the music had stopped, and everyone was trying to figure out what was F: "Woah, chill out neighbor, it's just some light fireworks. This happens every year! ED: "Every year you disrupt your neighbors who are trying to get some sleep!? I want this all to stop now! Throw your party another happening while the yard was being put out time! The ambulance and fire truck show up not too long afterwards, and we all start taking statements. As it turns out, the little kid was ED's, D: "Well, it's not exactly a party. It's the 4th of July! I know you're from Europe, but in America-" and the firework that lit the tree on fire had belonged disrupting the peace, and I think a count of arson. the ED as well. ED was charged with child negligence, false police report, ED: "I know about your argy-bargy history! You celebrate how you're better than our country by doing crazy acts like this! F: "If you don't like it, then buzz off. It's our party, and half the neighborhood is here. We're not gonna stop unless we absolutely have After everything was finally done with at like 11:00PM, we called it a night and packed up. ED's wife went to the hospital with their son to." to make sure everything was fine, while ED himself was put in the back f the police car as they drove off. I'm not exactly sure how your The ED merely scoffed and stormed back around. Not even 30 minutes have passed before two cop cars come rolling down the street, and they have their lights on and sirens ohis house. We made nothing of it and continued with some mortars and sparklers all arrest a foreigner, so someone let me know. This morning, as we go outside to clean up the rest of the garbage, we can actually see the yard. All their grass was black and brown, blaring. F's Dad said that the ED must've called the cops, so he went to go deal with it. which means they didn't water it,, and the tree was solid black with no green or brown anywhere. The actual house itself seemed to be D: "Hello Officer, is this about the fireworks?" ok, apart from some fire singes on the roof where the tree hung over. Officer 1: "Yes and no. You do need to put the fireworks away, but we also got a complaint that someone at this party was physically harassing one of your neighbors." Moral of the story: if you give a kid a firework, expect him to ruin a massive party. As I was writing this, I get a call from F. He said that his dad found out that the little kid lost three of his fingers because lots of firework ED: "That would be me!" shrapnel ended up in his hand somehow. We think what happened is the kid lit a mortar, and must've put it in wrong in the tube or buried it and then lit it or just something. Either way, we do know it was a mortar because of the sound, but we can't figure out why it happened. As for the ED, his wife came over and apologized like crazy for his behavior last night. She told ED that doing it was a stupid ED comes running through us, but he looked very different this time. His face was darker, but with limited light it was hard to see what it was idea, but his words were: ED: "This young man right here! (Points to F) I asked him who was in charge, and he beat me up! Oh, the pain! I'm bruising over his "You have to show those dumb Americans who is really in charge still fistsr A deranged cockney chimney sweep ruins a 4th of July party
cockney: 4th of July. A patriotic homage to the country our ancestors worked hard to acquire from the British, only to have it ruined within years of Officer 2: "Calm down. We'll get an ambulance to check you out, and-
 our own people. A day where drinking beer, swimming, and lighting explosives are always allowed. And this was not how I expected my F: "Wait a minute! I didn't hit this guy! He came over to talk
 us because we had lit fireworks and our
 us three, and starts screaming
 holiday to end up.
 party was against his nation and stuff like that!"
 To have this story make more sense, the neighbors I'm talking about are British, so that should explain some things.
 Officer 1: "Does anyone here have anything else to say?
 It's around 7:30PM when we start the real party. My family and F's family all collab on this amazing day. We invited all our neighbors in
 the cul de sac, and some more, so the party was really kicking up. Most of them came out to party, but one family, who were our next
 door neighbors, didn't like it.
 Me and F's Dad both said the same story to the officer, while ED was ranting on and on about the party and how we were terrible to
 him. Then we all come back together and the officers speak up
 Officer 2: "Alright, so based on what we heard, you (Points to ED) are either faking your bruises
 r did something else. We're going to
 check that out later. As for this party, just keep the noise down and put the fireworks away. We don't want to come back
 They had moved in less than a month ago, so we didn't know them that well, but we were gonna try to hang out with them at this party.
 have to
 They declined after we asked them two weeks before, and nothing ever came of it. During the whole day, they were flying a Union Jack
 instead, which is fine because they're not American.
 break this party up."
 D: "Yes sir. We went ahead and had someone put them away, so there shouldn't be anymore fireworks.
 Anyways, at this time, we started getting the fireworks ready. Someone from the party bought at least $500 worth of fireworks, and they
 had loud ones. One of the first things we lit were two boxed of Saturn Rockets with 200 shots in them. Needless to say, it was loud. So
 The ED tried to make up more excuses, but the police werent having it. They shined a flashlight on his bruise and didn't even have to
 poke it or anything to tell it was makeup. They wrote him a ticket, and just as they were about to leave, we hear a loud boom.
 join the party, but not in a way you'd want
 loud,
 fact, that our European neighbor finally came out
 The ED's yard was on fire and their tree went up like a match. Almost immediately, neighbors on both sides ran over and started
 grabbing their water hose to douse the fire and put out as much as they can. One Officer radio'd in a fire truck, and the other went
 (Quick note: I added some extra "British slang")
 ED: "What the absolute bollocks is going on here!? Who 'ere is in charge!?"
 though the party to examine the damage with ED.
 Nobody really knew who this guy was, so they directed him to where me, F, and his dad were at. At first we didn't know who i
 was, but
 ED: "What did you wickets do!? I told you they were bloody reckless! They went and set my bloody house on fire!"
 we guessed who by the angry expression.
 Some little kid, maybe 9 or 10, ran out of the crowd and
 the ED. His hands were bleeding, so F's dad ran over to his house nearby to
 D: Well, howdy there Neighbor. I was hoping you'd show up."
 grab a First-Aid Kit. The other officer saw what was happening and used his radio to call for an ambulance, while F's dad ran over with
 the kit
 ED: "Show up!? I'm 'ere to put an end to your kerfuffling! You all are all Mickey! Shut it down now!
 Both him and the officer checked out his injuries, and it turns out that both the little boy's hands suffered 3rd degree burns, and one of
 his fingers had a major cut down the side of them. At that point, the music had stopped, and everyone was trying to figure out what was
 F: "Woah, chill out neighbor, it's just some light fireworks. This happens every year!
 ED: "Every year you disrupt your neighbors who are trying to get some sleep!? I want this all to stop now! Throw your party another
 happening while the yard was being put out
 time!
 The ambulance and fire truck show up not too long afterwards, and we all start taking statements. As it turns out, the little kid was ED's,
 D: "Well, it's not exactly a party. It's the 4th of July! I know you're from Europe, but in America-"
 and the firework that lit the tree on fire had belonged
 disrupting the peace, and I think a count of arson.
 the ED as well. ED was charged with child negligence, false police report,
 ED: "I know about your argy-bargy history! You celebrate how you're better than our country by doing crazy acts like this!
 F: "If you don't like it, then buzz off. It's our party, and half the neighborhood is here. We're not gonna stop unless we absolutely have
 After everything was finally done with at like 11:00PM, we called it a night and packed up. ED's wife went to the hospital with their son
 to."
 to make sure everything was fine, while ED himself was put in the back
 f the police car as they drove off. I'm not exactly sure how your
 The ED merely scoffed and stormed back
 around. Not even 30 minutes have passed before two cop cars come rolling down the street, and they have their lights on and sirens
 ohis house. We made nothing of it and continued with some mortars and sparklers all
 arrest a foreigner, so someone let me know.
 This morning, as we go outside to clean up the rest of the garbage, we can actually see the yard. All their grass was black and brown,
 blaring. F's Dad said that the ED must've called the cops, so he went to go deal with it.
 which means they didn't water it,, and the tree was solid black with no green or brown anywhere. The actual house itself seemed to be
 D: "Hello Officer, is this about the fireworks?"
 ok, apart from some fire singes on the roof where the tree hung over.
 Officer 1: "Yes and no. You do need to put the fireworks away, but we also got a complaint that someone at this party was physically
 harassing one of your neighbors."
 Moral of the story: if you give a kid a firework, expect him to ruin a massive party.
 As I was writing this, I get a call from F. He said that his dad found out that the little kid lost three of his fingers because lots of firework
 ED: "That would be me!"
 shrapnel ended up in his hand somehow. We think what happened is the kid lit a mortar, and must've put it in wrong in the tube or
 buried it and then lit it or just something. Either way, we do know it was a mortar because of the sound, but we can't figure out why it
 happened. As for the ED, his wife came over and apologized like crazy for his behavior last night. She told ED that doing it was a stupid
 ED comes running through us, but he looked very different this time. His face was darker, but with limited light it was hard to see what it
 was
 idea, but his words were:
 ED: "This young man right here! (Points to F) I asked him who was in charge, and he beat me up! Oh, the pain! I'm bruising over his
 "You have to show those dumb Americans who is really in charge still
 fistsr
A deranged cockney chimney sweep ruins a 4th of July party

A deranged cockney chimney sweep ruins a 4th of July party

cockney: IIIAT&T 11:37 AM KSearch Memories I guess the Real TRUTH Abou remain lies and continue to be a cover up for the murder of John Shakespeare And will Continue to be controlled by COWARDS !No matter how you dont like it Or dont want this talked about. It is and will ALWAYS be a years now and still unsolved for the very obvious reasons names in another post about a murder ! Just remember this they to will die someday. And have answer to GOD! s past will cover up murder! Over 44 y protect the powerful peoples So go ahead Rick and remove Wham and Curt Lackey came in contact with "Quinn Devon" during lunch at the Dutch Pantry At 6PM on the same day Wham called Shakespeare and invited him to dinner both of them. Quinn Devon" and Wham picked Shakespeare up at his home and drove to Pinkey's. I guess after spending the afternoon with "Quinn Devon", introducing him to his office staff and his daughter, he might have considered Devon a friend. You are correct, Wham did not answer questions until November, 1975 when he sat down with police and was interviewed for the record. William Wham was one of the first people to contact the police by phone, May 9th as I recall, and told them about "Quinn Devon" Regarding the pathologist report, two problems #1 Shakespeare's rectum was never examined thus no one will ever know if there was semen was present or if there was any act of penetration of the rectum.#2 Shakespeare's body temp was never taken thus one of the tools that could have been used to determine time of death was missing. The estimate of time of death comes from the pathologist report of Dr. Gallego-late afternoon or early evening of May 8th. A forensic pathologist from St. Louis later reviewed Dr. Gallego report as well as the crime scene photos and suggested that it was likely a sexually motivated murder due to the extent of bondage identified in the photographs. Shakespeare's penius was examined by Dr. Gallego and there was no sign of semen discharged HERE IS MY THEORY: Once my wife and I were in Las Vegas and overheard two young women speaking in a language neither of us understood. I told the young women that I spoke English and my wife spoke fluid German however, neither of us could identify their language. We were then told that they were speaking English however, with the cockney accent we could not understand them. My theory is that the hitchhiker told Wham in a thick lrish accent that he e ony possble source of DNA thas an aware of was subevtted to the uthem ltinois Forensic Science Centre in Deceenber 2013. Exhbt 38To et was wrapped arourd the victim's head" and exhibit 200 "Hairs from W ham residence" According to Captain Rick Densmore there was no know ta base fom 1075 for these items to be tested against Furthermore will thus ten years of probate followed resulting in ording to Cast Desmore the only rnown" is the blood on the towes tha over 500 pages of probate records on fle in the s blood. Aiso the "hair from Wham's house has no known Court House. If there had been a will it Someone posted this in my town’s “Memories” page
cockney: IIIAT&T
 11:37 AM
 KSearch
 Memories
 I guess the Real TRUTH Abou
 remain lies and continue to be a cover up for the
 murder of John Shakespeare And will Continue to be
 controlled by COWARDS !No matter how you dont
 like it Or dont want this talked about. It is and will
 ALWAYS be a
 years now and still unsolved for the very obvious
 reasons
 names in
 another post about a murder ! Just remember this
 they to will die someday. And have answer to GOD!
 s past will
 cover up murder! Over 44
 y protect the powerful peoples
 So go ahead Rick and remove
 Wham and Curt Lackey came in contact with "Quinn Devon" during lunch at the
 Dutch Pantry At 6PM on the same day Wham called Shakespeare and invited
 him to dinner both of them. Quinn Devon" and Wham picked Shakespeare up
 at his home and drove to Pinkey's. I guess after spending the afternoon with
 "Quinn Devon", introducing him to his office staff and his daughter, he might
 have considered Devon a friend. You are correct, Wham did not answer
 questions until November, 1975 when he sat down with police and was
 interviewed for the record. William Wham was one of the first people to contact
 the police by phone, May 9th as I recall, and told them about "Quinn Devon"
 Regarding the pathologist report, two problems #1 Shakespeare's rectum was
 never examined thus no one will ever know if there was semen was present or
 if there was any act of penetration of the rectum.#2 Shakespeare's body temp
 was never taken thus one of the tools that could have been used to determine
 time of death was missing. The estimate of time of death comes from the
 pathologist report of Dr. Gallego-late afternoon or early evening of May 8th. A
 forensic pathologist from St. Louis later reviewed Dr. Gallego report as well as
 the crime scene photos and suggested that it was likely a sexually motivated
 murder due to the extent of bondage identified in the photographs.
 Shakespeare's penius was examined by Dr. Gallego and there was no sign of
 semen discharged
 HERE IS MY THEORY: Once my wife and I were in Las Vegas and overheard
 two young women speaking in a language neither of us understood. I told the
 young women that I spoke English and my wife spoke fluid German however,
 neither of us could identify their language. We were then told that they were
 speaking English however, with the cockney accent we could not understand
 them. My theory is that the hitchhiker told Wham in a thick lrish accent that he
 e ony possble source of DNA thas an aware of was subevtted to the
 uthem ltinois Forensic Science Centre in Deceenber 2013. Exhbt 38To
 et was wrapped arourd the victim's head" and exhibit 200 "Hairs from W
 ham residence" According to Captain Rick Densmore there was no know
 ta base fom 1075 for these items to be tested against Furthermore
 will thus ten years of probate followed resulting in
 ording to Cast Desmore the only rnown" is the blood on the towes tha
 over 500 pages of probate records on fle in the
 s blood. Aiso the "hair from Wham's house has no known
 Court House. If there had been a will it
Someone posted this in my town’s “Memories” page

Someone posted this in my town’s “Memories” page