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cold feet: cold feet in a work day
cold feet: cold feet in a work day

cold feet in a work day

cold feet: Thanks I hate cold feet.
cold feet: Thanks I hate cold feet.

Thanks I hate cold feet.

cold feet: Elsa has cold feet
cold feet: Elsa has cold feet

Elsa has cold feet

cold feet: Cold feet? No problem. Hop on!
cold feet: Cold feet? No problem. Hop on!

Cold feet? No problem. Hop on!

cold feet: Jeff Bridges’ Japanese baseball T-shirt has made a few cameos over the years; Cold Feet (1989), The Fisher King (1991) and The Big Lebowski (1998)
cold feet: Jeff Bridges’ Japanese baseball T-shirt has made a few cameos over the years; Cold Feet (1989), The Fisher King (1991) and The Big Lebowski (1998)

Jeff Bridges’ Japanese baseball T-shirt has made a few cameos over the years; Cold Feet (1989), The Fisher King (1991) and The Big Lebows...

cold feet: Got cold feet and swiped left on this dude
cold feet: Got cold feet and swiped left on this dude

Got cold feet and swiped left on this dude

cold feet: My sweet bear always lets me shove my freezing cold feet under him
cold feet: My sweet bear always lets me shove my freezing cold feet under him

My sweet bear always lets me shove my freezing cold feet under him

cold feet: He never lets me poop alone. He sits on my cold feet when i poop.
cold feet: He never lets me poop alone. He sits on my cold feet when i poop.

He never lets me poop alone. He sits on my cold feet when i poop.

cold feet: THE CHAD DESTROY MAN Cumbrain The Virgin Travis Only kills people because a sexy french woman told him to Is an affectionate parody of western superheroes Alter Ego is a polite mailman Is a blatant parody mocking the degenerate weeaboos that would play this game badass superhero costume armed to the teeth with Thinks a wearing a leather jacket and driving a cool ass motorcycle will get him laid spaceage weaponry Refuses to return the porn Is just as nerdy as Travis but lifts to keep his sexy buff super hero body Uses a gay lightsaber he won off of an auction on eBay he rented to the video store Has built-in machine gun nipples Thought being an assassin would make him rich but entry it is implied his sword fighting instructor fucked him in the ass Loves to pull harmless pranks on his fellow assassins fees for ranked matches forces Uses a collossal cock him to wagecuck instead laser to vaporise people "destroy spark" hehe, oldest trick in the book! "gotta recharge my beam katana" fap fap fap fap fap "DESTROY BUSTER" Is basically just a giant masturbation joke HE CAN FLY Faps to loli gets cold feet when a chick actually does come onto him Gets cut in half only for two of him to exist now. Get's killed by a becky only to return again in the upcoming third game Literally too chad to die Has a really kick ass battle theme "Stop Hanging DJs" Seriously go Youtube it or something The Virgin Travis Touchdown Vs The Chad Destroyman
cold feet: THE CHAD DESTROY MAN
 Cumbrain
 The Virgin Travis
 Only kills people because a
 sexy french woman told him to
 Is an affectionate parody
 of western superheroes
 Alter Ego is a polite mailman
 Is a blatant parody
 mocking the degenerate
 weeaboos that would play
 this game
 badass superhero costume
 armed to the teeth with
 Thinks a wearing a leather jacket and driving
 a cool ass motorcycle will get him laid
 spaceage weaponry
 Refuses to return the porn
 Is just as nerdy as Travis
 but lifts to keep his sexy
 buff super hero body
 Uses a gay lightsaber he won
 off of an auction on eBay
 he rented to the video store
 Has built-in machine gun nipples
 Thought being an assassin
 would make him rich but entry
 it is implied his sword
 fighting instructor fucked
 him in the ass
 Loves to pull harmless pranks on
 his fellow assassins
 fees for ranked matches forces
 Uses a collossal cock
 him to wagecuck instead
 laser to vaporise people
 "destroy spark" hehe, oldest trick
 in the book!
 "gotta recharge
 my beam katana"
 fap fap fap fap fap
 "DESTROY BUSTER"
 Is basically just
 a giant masturbation joke
 HE CAN FLY
 Faps to loli
 gets cold feet when a chick
 actually does come onto
 him
 Gets cut in half only for two of him
 to exist now. Get's killed by a becky
 only to return again in the upcoming
 third game Literally too chad to die
 Has a really kick ass battle theme
 "Stop Hanging DJs"
 Seriously go Youtube it or something
The Virgin Travis Touchdown Vs The Chad Destroyman

The Virgin Travis Touchdown Vs The Chad Destroyman

cold feet: The universe had a beginning, but has no end. Infinite. The stars, too, had beginnings, but their own power leads them to their destruction. Finite. History dictates that it is the wise who are the most foolish. One could call this a final warning from God, to those who can still resist. Okarin! Let's go. Prologue to the Beginning and End Initiating infiltration of the building. El. Psy. Congroo. There aren't many people here. As I suspected, the Organization may be interfering... What's going to happen here? (oh) You came here, without even knowing? (Huh) A time machine... Amazing! Professor Nakabachi has surpassed the rest of us scientists, and is ready to announce the invention of the century. I'm going to pay careful attention to what he has to say. (Huh?) An earthquake? No, from above? (Oh ho) What's this? You called me here for this? There aren't many left of this series, and Mayushii's out of 100 yen coins! Don't act so spoiled, Mayuri. Even though I've known you since we were kids, I'm not lending you any money. (Hehehe) I'll teach you how harsh life can be... What's this? It's not painted? M-Metal... (Huh?) It's a metal! A metal Upa! Is it rare? (Yeah!) Really! (hmm) Then you can have it. Are you sure, Okarin? It's Hououin Kyouma. Thanks, Okarin. I said it's Hououin Kyouma. Professor Nakabachi's press conference will now begin in the 8th floor's hall. (..) In the handouts, you can read about the time machine's basic design. I will use this conference as an opportunity. to discuss the fundamental theory behind it. (Hm?) Scientists all over the world... I think I dropped my metal Upa, so I'm going to look for it. Currently, there are over ten major theories of possible methods of time travel Basic design of the time machine... and they've been examined (HM?) from nearly every possible angle. (HM?!) DOCTOR! What is it? You know exactly what! What is this "time machine theory" of yours? Kerr black holes? World lines? You stole all of this from John Titor! Titor called himself a time traveler, and posted this theory on the internet back in 2000. Don't try to claim you didn't know! How rude! Of course I know about him! Don't compare my theory to that fraud's! Then why don't you explain the differences between your theories? Hey, you... (...hey!) Who are you? That's what I'd like to know. What? Back there, you were going to tell me something, weren't you? Back there? About 15 minutes ago. I don't have the slightest idea- Makise... Kurisu? You had a paper in Science Magazine a while ago. (Hm?) I'm surprised you know if it. Are you a university scientist? You! Are you an agent from the Organization? Organization? What? I just wanted to ask you-- There's no need to answer you! It's me. I've been caught by an Organization agent. Yes. Makise Kurisu. Who are you talking to? Yeah, no problem. I'll get out of this somehow- Huh? It's turned off... HA HAHAHAHA. I'll tell you a secret. That's a special cell phone, for secret missions. If anyone but me touches it, it turns off. HMH HA HAHAHAHA. I see. You were talking to yourself. (Huh?) I'll make this brief. What were you going to tell me? About 15 minutes ago. You were trying to tell me something, weren't you? It seemed like it was really important... (hehe) I've seen through your tricks. Girl genius, next time we meet, we will be enemies. (Huh?) Farewell. HMH HA HAHAHA. Wait! What was she talking about? She met me? (Huh!) Okarin! Mayuri! What were you doing? I messaged ou, didn't 1? I can't find my metal Upa. I even put my name on it... You dropped it? I think so... Give up. (HUH?) On auction sites, a metal Upa goes for 10,000 yen! 10,000 yen...! (Hihi) Find it! My lab is almost entirely out of money! (Huh?) Even if I find it, I won't sell it. With 10,000 yen, we could acquire the parts for a new future gadget.... I said I'm not selling it. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH) What was that? Run outside! Hey... Is someone there? Makise Kurisu.... What? Someone has been stabbed... (heavy breathing) Okarin! What's wrong? You're pale. Someone died... (Huh?) On the 8th floor... %$!$!($/I$$! 0.571024 Wh-What? (heavy breathing) What's going on? Tuturu! Here you go, Okarin! What is this? Huh? What's what? The people... Why did all the people disappear? They disappeared? They all disappeared! All the people here! Right in front of us! I don't know... You have to know! You saw it, didn't you? Right? Right? I didn't. What are you talking about- SUUJUUOKU MO NO KODOU NO KAZU SAE ANATA NI WA MATATAKI TEIDO NO SAJI NA TOUKYUU KAKO NI TORAWARETE MIRAI WO NAGEKU MO CHIRI HITOTSU GOSAN WO YURUSANU HITSUZEN MUGEN NI HIROGARU YUME MO EGAKU MIRAI MO BOKUTACHI NI YURUSARETA KYDEI NO GENRI YUUGEN SORE WA FUTATSU NO HARI GA SHIMESU ZANKOKU NA YAKUJOU TO SENTAKU E HACKING TO THE GATE DAKARA IMA ICHIBYOU GOTO NI SEKAISEN WO KOETE KIMI NO SONO EGAO MAMORITAI NO SA SOSHITE MATA KANASHIMI NO NAI JIKAN NO LOOP E TO NOMIKOMARETEYUKU KODOKU NO KANSOKUSHA Hey, you there! Can you see us? Why don't you answer? You, on the other side of the monitor, with the dumb expression! Never mind. This is the Future Gadget Lab. I'll introduce our staff. First is Lab Member 001, founder of the lab and the Insane Mad Scientist.... Myself, Hououin Kyouma! Okarin is cuter. Silence! Okabe Rintarou is the name I use to deceive the general public. Lab Member 002, the lab's lone female member, whose hobby is making cosplay outfits, Shiina Mayuri! Tuturu, Mayushii desu And Lab Member 003, Super Haker Mashida Itaru! It's "Hacker", not Haker". Hurr. We three. Isn't it time to give up? Don't expect too much out of software you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale. Listen well. To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street, and turn left on Kuramae Street at the Suehirochou intersection. We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley before the traffic light. The goal of the Future Gadget Lab is to revolutionize the world's ruling structure.... To create inventions which will bring choas. Do you understand? If you understand, then tell us your secrets! Hey, do you think we look like a video game to that Alpaca Man? Don't you think the ocncepts of what's real and unreal are a little beyond him? Then are your 2D girls like that, too? That's different. They are mai waifus. No one cares about your wives. But isn't that an interesting proposition? If we did exist solely inside a monitor, do you think there's any way we could tell? No. That was fast. Thus, this discussion is pointless. We'd do much better to spend our time thinking of ways to fight the Organization and destroy the world's ruling structure. That delusional crap again? Fail! Silence, Super Haker! I am the insane Mad Scientist, Hououin.... KYOUMA! That's your stroy, isn't it? My, my... Daru. You shouldn't go hiding in your shell. You should listen to what others have to say. So, this is today's "you're the last one I want to hear that from" thread. Anyways, it looks like the news chopper's arrived. 12 o'clock today. What was that? This morning, Mayuri and I left the arou me kind of satelli rashed in Akihabara, To Professor Nakabachi's press confereno This object, thought to be thing I knew, a satellite had crashed into the building. And not just that.... Me? Yeah... you saw the satellite crash on TV and said, "The Organization has finally made its move!" So the two of us came to see it. Canceled? Weren't you angry this morning, saying that he got cold feet and ran off? Professor Nakabachi's press conference! It was at 12 o'clock, at the radio building! No, it wasn't, man. And a good thing, to...If it had, that satellite would have flattened you. (Tsk.) This discrepancy in memories... Is it the Organization's memory control? (huh) that's right! This is the choice of Steins Gate! that again? That Stein-whatsit makes no sense, you know? (huh?) Daru, get me Future Gadget #1! Alpaca Man got mad because you changed the channel. Darn you, Mr. Braun! Making us use this piece of crap... He gave it to us for free, didn't he? Daru, get the TV! I refuse. (huh?) It's hot today. And like, don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat. That's not something to brag about! for the radio building, to atten But nex (Tsk..urgh...) Mr. Braun! (Huuh?) I told you to call me Tennouji. I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately.... (Huh?) You broke it already? You don't have enough love for the Braun tubes. 1,000 yen to fix it. (urgh) If anyone's at fault here, wouldnt it be you, Is that how you address your landlord? for giving us something defective? I'll pay the repair bill. Mayuri, you should give up on this guy. But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage! Hostage, huh? (oh?) Is this broken as well? Repair bill's 2,000 yen now. Wha- You don't like it, take it back. (urgh) What will you do? It's me. The Organization's finally gotten to that stupid baldy. I'm encountering sabotage. Here you go. (Huh? Oh.) You really do like Dr. Pepper, Okarin! (Haaah.) It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones. The cicadas sound amazing, don't they? Daru! Now that the Organization has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, we must not postpone any longer. We're putting the plan into action! The plan? The what now? The plan is the plan! What else could it be but the introduction of Future Gadget #8 to an actual combat situation? Oh, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change) How do you use a microwave in combat anyway? It'll be nearly three and a half years since we'd met. Second year of high school.... We were in different classes and barely spoke, so it's more like two years? The details don't matter. Anyway, it's been that long. Please reach the point where you can keep up with my conversations already. That is..... Im-po-ssi-ble. Actually, want to try again? It's all set. Mayuri, bring the bananas! (Huh?) You're making gel-banas again? It's such a waste! If we're stingy, we can't win against the Organization! We don't need to win.... You kniow Mayushii bought the bananas, right? I know. This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change). You can manipulate the timer here. Please press the pound key after the number of seconds you wish to time cook. One, two, zero, pound. Pretty turntable, isn't it? It goes in the opposite direction. Opposite? Is it possible that there is a significant meaning here? When you think of what's happening at the quantum level, and you apply Hund's rules.... I'm sure there.... isn't. There isn't? Nope. Hasn't changed. It doesn't get warm and it doesn't get cold. Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 froze -- Well, something involving Steins Gate is definitely at work here! That again? Daru, don't you want to try eating No, I don't. Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri. The gel-bana was soft and squishy. And it had no taste. (...) You ate it? Mayushii? (Hm...?) Say, "your banana is soft and squishy." Umm.... Your banana is soft--- Don't make her say that, pervert! I-I'm melting.... It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab. When the summer gets hot, I don't want to go any farther than Feyri's. I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan. They're not going to hold a university lecture at a maid café. If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go. It's so cold. I'm back to life. A satellite fell, didn't it? That again? You're not going to the radio building to see it? Probably too many onlookers to see anything anyway. I'm reading the reports on @chan from the people who went. (Oh) "Work Temporarily Canceled."Another giant thread? (Un...) Oh, right. Back then.... Give me your cell phone. Why? Just do it! That's a violation of privacy! Not allowed- I sent you a message! A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed. Oh, the one from last week? (Hu-Huh?) Last week? It was split into three messages. I thought it was spam! See? Sent on July 23rd, 12:56... See? Last week... Let me check my sent folder. It's not here! What date is today? The... The 28th. What's wrong? The message was sent to the past... (Huh?) (HUH?!) KISEI SARETA CHIKAI MUJIHI NARU, JUUNI NO SHINRI NOGARERARENAI ANSOKU NO ASU WO NEGATTARA TE NO NAKA NO TOUTOI JISHOU NO CHIHEI HE TORAWARE SHI MEIYAKU ARAWARETA GISHOU NO RINKAKU SEIMEI NO TENSHI WA MOUMOKU NA JIKAN WO KIZANDA HABATAKE BUTTERFLY KISEKI NO BUTTERFLY ANATA HE SASAGERU NAMIDA NO BUTTERFLY MABUSHII BUTTERFLY SUBETE GA IMA KAKIKAERARERU Steins;Gate Episode 1
cold feet: The universe had a beginning, but has no end. Infinite. The stars, too, had beginnings, but their own power leads them to their destruction. Finite. History dictates that it is the wise who are the most foolish. One could call this a final warning from God, to those
 who can still resist.
 Okarin! Let's go.
 Prologue to the Beginning and End
 Initiating infiltration of the building. El. Psy. Congroo. There aren't many people here. As I suspected, the Organization may be interfering... What's going to happen here? (oh) You came here, without even knowing? (Huh) A time machine... Amazing! Professor
 Nakabachi has surpassed the rest of us scientists, and is ready to announce the invention of the century. I'm going to pay careful attention to what he has to say. (Huh?) An earthquake? No, from above? (Oh ho) What's this?
 You called me here for this? There aren't many left of this series, and Mayushii's out of 100 yen coins! Don't act so spoiled, Mayuri. Even though I've known you since we were kids, I'm not lending you any money. (Hehehe) I'll teach you how harsh life can be...
 What's this? It's not painted? M-Metal... (Huh?) It's a metal! A metal Upa! Is it rare? (Yeah!) Really! (hmm) Then you can have it. Are you sure, Okarin? It's Hououin Kyouma. Thanks, Okarin. I said it's Hououin Kyouma. Professor Nakabachi's press conference will
 now begin in the 8th floor's hall. (..)
 In the handouts, you can read about the time machine's basic design. I will use this conference as an opportunity. to discuss the fundamental theory behind it. (Hm?) Scientists all over the world... I think I dropped my metal Upa, so I'm going to look for it.
 Currently, there are over ten major theories of possible methods of time travel Basic design of the time machine... and they've been examined (HM?) from nearly every possible angle. (HM?!) DOCTOR! What is it? You know exactly what! What is this "time machine
 theory" of yours? Kerr black holes? World lines? You stole all of this from John Titor! Titor called himself a time traveler, and posted this theory on the internet back in 2000. Don't try to claim you didn't know! How rude! Of course I know about him!
 Don't compare my theory to that fraud's! Then why don't you explain the differences between your theories? Hey, you... (...hey!) Who are you? That's what I'd like to know. What? Back there, you were going to tell me something, weren't you? Back
 there? About 15 minutes ago. I don't have the slightest idea- Makise... Kurisu? You had a paper in Science Magazine a while ago. (Hm?) I'm surprised you know if it. Are you a university scientist? You! Are you an agent from the Organization?
 Organization? What? I just wanted to ask you-- There's no need to answer you! It's me. I've been caught by an Organization agent. Yes. Makise Kurisu. Who are you talking to? Yeah, no problem. I'll get out of this somehow- Huh? It's turned off... HA
 HAHAHAHA. I'll tell you a secret. That's a special cell phone, for secret missions. If anyone but me touches it, it turns off. HMH HA HAHAHAHA. I see. You were talking to yourself. (Huh?) I'll make this brief. What were you going to tell me? About 15
 minutes ago. You were trying to tell me something, weren't you? It seemed like it was really important... (hehe) I've seen through your tricks. Girl genius, next time we meet, we will be enemies. (Huh?) Farewell. HMH HA HAHAHA. Wait!
 What was she talking about? She met me? (Huh!) Okarin! Mayuri! What were you doing? I messaged ou, didn't 1? I can't find my metal Upa. I even put my name on it... You dropped it? I think so... Give up. (HUH?) On auction sites, a metal Upa goes for
 10,000 yen! 10,000 yen...! (Hihi) Find it! My lab is almost entirely out of money! (Huh?) Even if I find it, I won't sell it. With 10,000 yen, we could acquire the parts for a new future gadget.... I said I'm not selling it. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH) What was that?
 Run outside!
 Hey... Is someone there? Makise Kurisu.... What? Someone has been stabbed...
 (heavy breathing) Okarin! What's wrong? You're pale. Someone died... (Huh?) On the 8th floor...
 %$!$!($/I$$! 0.571024 Wh-What? (heavy breathing) What's going on? Tuturu! Here you go, Okarin! What is this? Huh? What's what? The people... Why did all the people disappear? They disappeared? They all disappeared! All the people here! Right in
 front of us! I don't know... You have to know! You saw it, didn't you? Right? Right? I didn't. What are you talking about-
 SUUJUUOKU MO NO KODOU NO KAZU SAE ANATA NI WA MATATAKI TEIDO NO SAJI NA TOUKYUU KAKO NI TORAWARETE MIRAI WO NAGEKU MO CHIRI HITOTSU GOSAN WO YURUSANU HITSUZEN MUGEN NI HIROGARU YUME MO EGAKU MIRAI MO
 BOKUTACHI NI YURUSARETA KYDEI NO GENRI YUUGEN SORE WA FUTATSU NO HARI GA SHIMESU ZANKOKU NA YAKUJOU TO SENTAKU E HACKING TO THE GATE DAKARA IMA ICHIBYOU GOTO NI SEKAISEN WO KOETE KIMI NO SONO EGAO
 MAMORITAI NO SA SOSHITE MATA KANASHIMI NO NAI JIKAN NO LOOP E TO NOMIKOMARETEYUKU KODOKU NO KANSOKUSHA
 Hey, you there! Can you see us? Why don't you answer? You, on the other side of the monitor, with the dumb expression! Never mind. This is the Future Gadget Lab. I'll introduce our staff. First is Lab Member 001, founder of the lab and the Insane
 Mad Scientist.... Myself, Hououin Kyouma! Okarin is cuter. Silence! Okabe Rintarou is the name I use to deceive the general public. Lab Member 002, the lab's lone female member, whose hobby is making cosplay outfits, Shiina Mayuri! Tuturu, Mayushii
 desu And Lab Member 003, Super Haker Mashida Itaru! It's "Hacker", not Haker". Hurr. We three. Isn't it time to give up? Don't expect too much out of software you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale. Listen well. To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street,
 and turn left on Kuramae Street at the Suehirochou intersection. We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley before the traffic light. The goal of the Future Gadget Lab is to revolutionize the world's ruling structure.... To create inventions which will
 bring choas. Do you understand? If you understand, then tell us your secrets! Hey, do you think we look like a video game to that Alpaca Man? Don't you think the ocncepts of what's real and unreal are a little beyond him? Then are your 2D girls like
 that, too? That's different. They are mai waifus. No one cares about your wives. But isn't that an interesting proposition? If we did exist solely inside a monitor, do you think there's any way we could tell? No. That was fast. Thus, this discussion is
 pointless. We'd do much better to spend our time thinking of ways to fight the Organization and destroy the world's ruling structure. That delusional crap again? Fail! Silence, Super Haker! I am the insane Mad Scientist, Hououin.... KYOUMA! That's
 your stroy, isn't it? My, my... Daru. You shouldn't go hiding in your shell. You should listen to what others have to say. So, this is today's "you're the last one I want to hear that from" thread. Anyways, it looks like the news chopper's arrived.
 12 o'clock today. What was that? This morning, Mayuri and I left the
 arou
 me kind of satelli
 rashed in Akihabara, To
 Professor Nakabachi's press confereno
 This object, thought to be
 thing I knew, a satellite had crashed into the building. And not just that.... Me? Yeah... you saw the satellite crash on TV and said, "The Organization has finally made its move!" So the two of us came to see it. Canceled? Weren't you angry this
 morning, saying that he got cold feet and ran off? Professor Nakabachi's press conference! It was at 12 o'clock, at the radio building! No, it wasn't, man. And a good thing, to...If it had, that satellite would have flattened you. (Tsk.) This discrepancy in memories...
 Is it the Organization's memory control? (huh) that's right! This is the choice of Steins Gate! that again? That Stein-whatsit makes no sense, you know? (huh?) Daru, get me Future Gadget #1! Alpaca Man got mad because you changed the channel. Darn you, Mr.
 Braun! Making us use this piece of crap... He gave it to us for free, didn't he? Daru, get the TV! I refuse. (huh?) It's hot today. And like, don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat. That's not something to brag about!
 for the radio building, to atten
 But
 nex
 (Tsk..urgh...) Mr. Braun! (Huuh?) I told you to call me Tennouji. I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately.... (Huh?) You broke it already? You don't have enough love for the Braun tubes. 1,000 yen to fix it. (urgh) If anyone's at fault here, wouldnt it be you, Is that how
 you address your landlord? for giving us something defective? I'll pay the repair bill. Mayuri, you should give up on this guy. But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage! Hostage, huh? (oh?) Is this broken as well? Repair bill's 2,000 yen now. Wha- You don't like it, take it
 back. (urgh) What will you do?
 It's me. The Organization's finally gotten to that stupid baldy. I'm encountering sabotage. Here you go. (Huh? Oh.) You really do like Dr. Pepper, Okarin! (Haaah.) It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones. The cicadas sound amazing, don't they?
 Daru! Now that the Organization has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, we must not postpone any longer. We're putting the plan into action! The plan? The what now? The plan is the plan! What else could it be but the introduction of Future Gadget #8 to an
 actual combat situation? Oh, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change) How do you use a microwave in combat anyway? It'll be nearly three and a half years since we'd met. Second year of high school.... We were in different classes and barely spoke, so it's
 more like two years? The details don't matter. Anyway, it's been that long. Please reach the point where you can keep up with my conversations already. That is..... Im-po-ssi-ble. Actually, want to try again? It's all set. Mayuri, bring the bananas! (Huh?) You're
 making gel-banas again? It's such a waste! If we're stingy, we can't win against the Organization! We don't need to win.... You kniow Mayushii bought the bananas, right? I know. This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change). You can manipulate
 the timer here. Please press the pound key after the number of seconds you wish to time cook. One, two, zero, pound. Pretty turntable, isn't it? It goes in the opposite direction. Opposite? Is it possible that there is a significant meaning here? When you think of
 what's happening at the quantum level, and you apply Hund's rules.... I'm sure there.... isn't. There isn't? Nope. Hasn't changed. It doesn't get warm and it doesn't get cold. Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 froze -- Well, something involving Steins Gate is
 definitely at work here! That again? Daru, don't you want to try eating No, I don't. Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri. The gel-bana was soft and squishy. And it had no taste. (...) You ate it? Mayushii? (Hm...?) Say, "your banana is soft and squishy." Umm.... Your
 banana is soft--- Don't make her say that, pervert!
 I-I'm melting.... It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab. When the summer gets hot, I don't want to go any farther than Feyri's. I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan. They're not going to hold a university lecture at a maid café. If they didn't
 take attendance, I'd never go.
 It's so cold. I'm back to life. A satellite fell, didn't it? That again? You're not going to the radio building to see it? Probably too many onlookers to see anything anyway. I'm reading the reports on @chan from the people who went. (Oh) "Work Temporarily
 Canceled."Another giant thread? (Un...) Oh, right. Back then.... Give me your cell phone. Why? Just do it! That's a violation of privacy! Not allowed- I sent you a message! A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed. Oh, the one from last week? (Hu-Huh?) Last
 week? It was split into three messages. I thought it was spam! See? Sent on July 23rd, 12:56... See? Last week... Let me check my sent folder. It's not here! What date is today? The... The 28th. What's wrong? The message was sent to the past... (Huh?) (HUH?!)
 KISEI SARETA CHIKAI MUJIHI NARU, JUUNI NO SHINRI NOGARERARENAI ANSOKU NO ASU WO NEGATTARA TE NO NAKA NO TOUTOI JISHOU NO CHIHEI HE TORAWARE SHI MEIYAKU ARAWARETA GISHOU NO RINKAKU SEIMEI NO TENSHI WA MOUMOKU NA JIKAN
 WO KIZANDA HABATAKE BUTTERFLY KISEKI NO BUTTERFLY ANATA HE SASAGERU NAMIDA NO BUTTERFLY MABUSHII BUTTERFLY SUBETE GA IMA KAKIKAERARERU
Steins;Gate Episode 1

Steins;Gate Episode 1

cold feet: The universe had a beginning, but has no end. Infinite. The stars, too, had beginnings, but their own power leads them to their destruction. Finite. History dictates that it is the wise who are the most foolish. One could call this a final warning from God, to those who can still resist. Okarin! Let's go. Prologue to the Beginning and End Initiating infiltration of the building. El. Psy. Congroo. There aren't many people here. As I suspected, the Organization may be interfering... What's going to happen here? (oh) You came here, without even knowing? (Huh) A time machine... Amazing! Professor Nakabachi has surpassed the rest of us scientists, and is ready to announce the invention of the century. I'm going to pay careful attention to what he has to say. (Huh?) An earthquake? No, from above? (Oh ho) What's this? You called me here for this? There aren't many left of this series, and Mayushii's out of 100 yen coins! Don't act so spoiled, Mayuri. Even though I've known you since we were kids, I'm not lending you any money. (Hehehe) I'll teach you how harsh life can be... What's this? It's not painted? M-Metal... (Huh?) It's a metal! A metal Upa! Is it rare? (Yeah!) Really! (hmm) Then you can have it. Are you sure, Okarin? It's Hououin Kyouma. Thanks, Okarin. I said it's Hououin Kyouma. Professor Nakabachi's press conference will now begin in the 8th floor's hall. (..) In the handouts, you can read about the time machine's basic design. I will use this conference as an opportunity. to discuss the fundamental theory behind it. (Hm?) Scientists all over the world... I think I dropped my metal Upa, so I'm going to look for it. Currently, there are over ten major theories of possible methods of time travel Basic design of the time machine... and they've been examined (HM?) from nearly every possible angle. (HM?!) DOCTOR! What is it? You know exactly what! What is this "time machine theory" of yours? Kerr black holes? World lines? You stole all of this from John Titor! Titor called himself a time traveler, and posted this theory on the internet back in 2000. Don't try to claim you didn't know! How rude! Of course I know about him! Don't compare my theory to that fraud's! Then why don't you explain the differences between your theories? Hey, you... (...hey!) Who are you? That's what I'd like to know. What? Back there, you were going to tell me something, weren't you? Back there? About 15 minutes ago. I don't have the slightest idea- Makise... Kurisu? You had a paper in Science Magazine a while ago. (Hm?) I'm surprised you know if it. Are you a university scientist? You! Are you an agent from the Organization? Organization? What? I just wanted to ask you-- There's no need to answer you! It's me. I've been caught by an Organization agent. Yes. Makise Kurisu. Who are you talking to? Yeah, no problem. I'll get out of this somehow- Huh? It's turned off... HA HAHAHAHA. I'll tell you a secret. That's a special cell phone, for secret missions. If anyone but me touches it, it turns off. HMH HA HAHAHAHA. I see. You were talking to yourself. (Huh?) I'll make this brief. What were you going to tell me? About 15 minutes ago. You were trying to tell me something, weren't you? It seemed like it was really important... (hehe) I've seen through your tricks. Girl genius, next time we meet, we will be enemies. (Huh?) Farewell. HMH HA HAHAHA. Wait! What was she talking about? She met me? (Huh!) Okarin! Mayuri! What were you doing? I messaged ou, didn't 1? I can't find my metal Upa. I even put my name on it... You dropped it? I think so... Give up. (HUH?) On auction sites, a metal Upa goes for 10,000 yen! 10,000 yen...! (Hihi) Find it! My lab is almost entirely out of money! (Huh?) Even if I find it, I won't sell it. With 10,000 yen, we could acquire the parts for a new future gadget.... I said I'm not selling it. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH) What was that? Run outside! Hey... Is someone there? Makise Kurisu.... What? Someone has been stabbed... (heavy breathing) Okarin! What's wrong? You're pale. Someone died... (Huh?) On the 8th floor... %$!$!($/I$$! 0.571024 Wh-What? (heavy breathing) What's going on? Tuturu! Here you go, Okarin! What is this? Huh? What's what? The people... Why did all the people disappear? They disappeared? They all disappeared! All the people here! Right in front of us! I don't know... You have to know! You saw it, didn't you? Right? Right? I didn't. What are you talking about- SUUJUUOKU MO NO KODOU NO KAZU SAE ANATA NI WA MATATAKI TEIDO NO SAJI NA TOUKYUU KAKO NI TORAWARETE MIRAI WO NAGEKU MO CHIRI HITOTSU GOSAN WO YURUSANU HITSUZEN MUGEN NI HIROGARU YUME MO EGAKU MIRAI MO BOKUTACHI NI YURUSARETA KYDEI NO GENRI YUUGEN SORE WA FUTATSU NO HARI GA SHIMESU ZANKOKU NA YAKUJOU TO SENTAKU E HACKING TO THE GATE DAKARA IMA ICHIBYOU GOTO NI SEKAISEN WO KOETE KIMI NO SONO EGAO MAMORITAI NO SA SOSHITE MATA KANASHIMI NO NAI JIKAN NO LOOP E TO NOMIKOMARETEYUKU KODOKU NO KANSOKUSHA Hey, you there! Can you see us? Why don't you answer? You, on the other side of the monitor, with the dumb expression! Never mind. This is the Future Gadget Lab. I'll introduce our staff. First is Lab Member 001, founder of the lab and the Insane Mad Scientist.... Myself, Hououin Kyouma! Okarin is cuter. Silence! Okabe Rintarou is the name I use to deceive the general public. Lab Member 002, the lab's lone female member, whose hobby is making cosplay outfits, Shiina Mayuri! Tuturu, Mayushii desu And Lab Member 003, Super Haker Mashida Itaru! It's "Hacker", not Haker". Hurr. We three. Isn't it time to give up? Don't expect too much out of software you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale. Listen well. To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street, and turn left on Kuramae Street at the Suehirochou intersection. We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley before the traffic light. The goal of the Future Gadget Lab is to revolutionize the world's ruling structure.... To create inventions which will bring choas. Do you understand? If you understand, then tell us your secrets! Hey, do you think we look like a video game to that Alpaca Man? Don't you think the ocncepts of what's real and unreal are a little beyond him? Then are your 2D girls like that, too? That's different. They are mai waifus. No one cares about your wives. But isn't that an interesting proposition? If we did exist solely inside a monitor, do you think there's any way we could tell? No. That was fast. Thus, this discussion is pointless. We'd do much better to spend our time thinking of ways to fight the Organization and destroy the world's ruling structure. That delusional crap again? Fail! Silence, Super Haker! I am the insane Mad Scientist, Hououin.... KYOUMA! That's your stroy, isn't it? My, my... Daru. You shouldn't go hiding in your shell. You should listen to what others have to say. So, this is today's "you're the last one I want to hear that from" thread. Anyways, it looks like the news chopper's arrived. 12 o'clock today. What was that? This morning, Mayuri and I left the arou me kind of satelli rashed in Akihabara, To Professor Nakabachi's press confereno This object, thought to be thing I knew, a satellite had crashed into the building. And not just that.... Me? Yeah... you saw the satellite crash on TV and said, "The Organization has finally made its move!" So the two of us came to see it. Canceled? Weren't you angry this morning, saying that he got cold feet and ran off? Professor Nakabachi's press conference! It was at 12 o'clock, at the radio building! No, it wasn't, man. And a good thing, to...If it had, that satellite would have flattened you. (Tsk.) This discrepancy in memories... Is it the Organization's memory control? (huh) that's right! This is the choice of Steins Gate! that again? That Stein-whatsit makes no sense, you know? (huh?) Daru, get me Future Gadget #1! Alpaca Man got mad because you changed the channel. Darn you, Mr. Braun! Making us use this piece of crap... He gave it to us for free, didn't he? Daru, get the TV! I refuse. (huh?) It's hot today. And like, don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat. That's not something to brag about! for the radio building, to atten But nex (Tsk..urgh...) Mr. Braun! (Huuh?) I told you to call me Tennouji. I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately.... (Huh?) You broke it already? You don't have enough love for the Braun tubes. 1,000 yen to fix it. (urgh) If anyone's at fault here, wouldnt it be you, Is that how you address your landlord? for giving us something defective? I'll pay the repair bill. Mayuri, you should give up on this guy. But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage! Hostage, huh? (oh?) Is this broken as well? Repair bill's 2,000 yen now. Wha- You don't like it, take it back. (urgh) What will you do? It's me. The Organization's finally gotten to that stupid baldy. I'm encountering sabotage. Here you go. (Huh? Oh.) You really do like Dr. Pepper, Okarin! (Haaah.) It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones. The cicadas sound amazing, don't they? Daru! Now that the Organization has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, we must not postpone any longer. We're putting the plan into action! The plan? The what now? The plan is the plan! What else could it be but the introduction of Future Gadget #8 to an actual combat situation? Oh, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change) How do you use a microwave in combat anyway? It'll be nearly three and a half years since we'd met. Second year of high school.... We were in different classes and barely spoke, so it's more like two years? The details don't matter. Anyway, it's been that long. Please reach the point where you can keep up with my conversations already. That is..... Im-po-ssi-ble. Actually, want to try again? It's all set. Mayuri, bring the bananas! (Huh?) You're making gel-banas again? It's such a waste! If we're stingy, we can't win against the Organization! We don't need to win.... You kniow Mayushii bought the bananas, right? I know. This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change). You can manipulate the timer here. Please press the pound key after the number of seconds you wish to time cook. One, two, zero, pound. Pretty turntable, isn't it? It goes in the opposite direction. Opposite? Is it possible that there is a significant meaning here? When you think of what's happening at the quantum level, and you apply Hund's rules.... I'm sure there.... isn't. There isn't? Nope. Hasn't changed. It doesn't get warm and it doesn't get cold. Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 froze -- Well, something involving Steins Gate is definitely at work here! That again? Daru, don't you want to try eating No, I don't. Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri. The gel-bana was soft and squishy. And it had no taste. (...) You ate it? Mayushii? (Hm...?) Say, "your banana is soft and squishy." Umm.... Your banana is soft--- Don't make her say that, pervert! I-I'm melting.... It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab. When the summer gets hot, I don't want to go any farther than Feyri's. I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan. They're not going to hold a university lecture at a maid café. If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go. It's so cold. I'm back to life. A satellite fell, didn't it? That again? You're not going to the radio building to see it? Probably too many onlookers to see anything anyway. I'm reading the reports on @chan from the people who went. (Oh) "Work Temporarily Canceled."Another giant thread? (Un...) Oh, right. Back then.... Give me your cell phone. Why? Just do it! That's a violation of privacy! Not allowed- I sent you a message! A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed. Oh, the one from last week? (Hu-Huh?) Last week? It was split into three messages. I thought it was spam! See? Sent on July 23rd, 12:56... See? Last week... Let me check my sent folder. It's not here! What date is today? The... The 28th. What's wrong? The message was sent to the past... (Huh?) (HUH?!) KISEI SARETA CHIKAI MUJIHI NARU, JUUNI NO SHINRI NOGARERARENAI ANSOKU NO ASU WO NEGATTARA TE NO NAKA NO TOUTOI JISHOU NO CHIHEI HE TORAWARE SHI MEIYAKU ARAWARETA GISHOU NO RINKAKU SEIMEI NO TENSHI WA MOUMOKU NA JIKAN WO KIZANDA HABATAKE BUTTERFLY KISEKI NO BUTTERFLY ANATA HE SASAGERU NAMIDA NO BUTTERFLY MABUSHII BUTTERFLY SUBETE GA IMA KAKIKAERARERU me irl
cold feet: The universe had a beginning, but has no end. Infinite. The stars, too, had beginnings, but their own power leads them to their destruction. Finite. History dictates that it is the wise who are the most foolish. One could call this a final warning from God, to those
 who can still resist.
 Okarin! Let's go.
 Prologue to the Beginning and End
 Initiating infiltration of the building. El. Psy. Congroo. There aren't many people here. As I suspected, the Organization may be interfering... What's going to happen here? (oh) You came here, without even knowing? (Huh) A time machine... Amazing! Professor
 Nakabachi has surpassed the rest of us scientists, and is ready to announce the invention of the century. I'm going to pay careful attention to what he has to say. (Huh?) An earthquake? No, from above? (Oh ho) What's this?
 You called me here for this? There aren't many left of this series, and Mayushii's out of 100 yen coins! Don't act so spoiled, Mayuri. Even though I've known you since we were kids, I'm not lending you any money. (Hehehe) I'll teach you how harsh life can be...
 What's this? It's not painted? M-Metal... (Huh?) It's a metal! A metal Upa! Is it rare? (Yeah!) Really! (hmm) Then you can have it. Are you sure, Okarin? It's Hououin Kyouma. Thanks, Okarin. I said it's Hououin Kyouma. Professor Nakabachi's press conference will
 now begin in the 8th floor's hall. (..)
 In the handouts, you can read about the time machine's basic design. I will use this conference as an opportunity. to discuss the fundamental theory behind it. (Hm?) Scientists all over the world... I think I dropped my metal Upa, so I'm going to look for it.
 Currently, there are over ten major theories of possible methods of time travel Basic design of the time machine... and they've been examined (HM?) from nearly every possible angle. (HM?!) DOCTOR! What is it? You know exactly what! What is this "time machine
 theory" of yours? Kerr black holes? World lines? You stole all of this from John Titor! Titor called himself a time traveler, and posted this theory on the internet back in 2000. Don't try to claim you didn't know! How rude! Of course I know about him!
 Don't compare my theory to that fraud's! Then why don't you explain the differences between your theories? Hey, you... (...hey!) Who are you? That's what I'd like to know. What? Back there, you were going to tell me something, weren't you? Back
 there? About 15 minutes ago. I don't have the slightest idea- Makise... Kurisu? You had a paper in Science Magazine a while ago. (Hm?) I'm surprised you know if it. Are you a university scientist? You! Are you an agent from the Organization?
 Organization? What? I just wanted to ask you-- There's no need to answer you! It's me. I've been caught by an Organization agent. Yes. Makise Kurisu. Who are you talking to? Yeah, no problem. I'll get out of this somehow- Huh? It's turned off... HA
 HAHAHAHA. I'll tell you a secret. That's a special cell phone, for secret missions. If anyone but me touches it, it turns off. HMH HA HAHAHAHA. I see. You were talking to yourself. (Huh?) I'll make this brief. What were you going to tell me? About 15
 minutes ago. You were trying to tell me something, weren't you? It seemed like it was really important... (hehe) I've seen through your tricks. Girl genius, next time we meet, we will be enemies. (Huh?) Farewell. HMH HA HAHAHA. Wait!
 What was she talking about? She met me? (Huh!) Okarin! Mayuri! What were you doing? I messaged ou, didn't 1? I can't find my metal Upa. I even put my name on it... You dropped it? I think so... Give up. (HUH?) On auction sites, a metal Upa goes for
 10,000 yen! 10,000 yen...! (Hihi) Find it! My lab is almost entirely out of money! (Huh?) Even if I find it, I won't sell it. With 10,000 yen, we could acquire the parts for a new future gadget.... I said I'm not selling it. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH) What was that?
 Run outside!
 Hey... Is someone there? Makise Kurisu.... What? Someone has been stabbed...
 (heavy breathing) Okarin! What's wrong? You're pale. Someone died... (Huh?) On the 8th floor...
 %$!$!($/I$$! 0.571024 Wh-What? (heavy breathing) What's going on? Tuturu! Here you go, Okarin! What is this? Huh? What's what? The people... Why did all the people disappear? They disappeared? They all disappeared! All the people here! Right in
 front of us! I don't know... You have to know! You saw it, didn't you? Right? Right? I didn't. What are you talking about-
 SUUJUUOKU MO NO KODOU NO KAZU SAE ANATA NI WA MATATAKI TEIDO NO SAJI NA TOUKYUU KAKO NI TORAWARETE MIRAI WO NAGEKU MO CHIRI HITOTSU GOSAN WO YURUSANU HITSUZEN MUGEN NI HIROGARU YUME MO EGAKU MIRAI MO
 BOKUTACHI NI YURUSARETA KYDEI NO GENRI YUUGEN SORE WA FUTATSU NO HARI GA SHIMESU ZANKOKU NA YAKUJOU TO SENTAKU E HACKING TO THE GATE DAKARA IMA ICHIBYOU GOTO NI SEKAISEN WO KOETE KIMI NO SONO EGAO
 MAMORITAI NO SA SOSHITE MATA KANASHIMI NO NAI JIKAN NO LOOP E TO NOMIKOMARETEYUKU KODOKU NO KANSOKUSHA
 Hey, you there! Can you see us? Why don't you answer? You, on the other side of the monitor, with the dumb expression! Never mind. This is the Future Gadget Lab. I'll introduce our staff. First is Lab Member 001, founder of the lab and the Insane
 Mad Scientist.... Myself, Hououin Kyouma! Okarin is cuter. Silence! Okabe Rintarou is the name I use to deceive the general public. Lab Member 002, the lab's lone female member, whose hobby is making cosplay outfits, Shiina Mayuri! Tuturu, Mayushii
 desu And Lab Member 003, Super Haker Mashida Itaru! It's "Hacker", not Haker". Hurr. We three. Isn't it time to give up? Don't expect too much out of software you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale. Listen well. To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street,
 and turn left on Kuramae Street at the Suehirochou intersection. We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley before the traffic light. The goal of the Future Gadget Lab is to revolutionize the world's ruling structure.... To create inventions which will
 bring choas. Do you understand? If you understand, then tell us your secrets! Hey, do you think we look like a video game to that Alpaca Man? Don't you think the ocncepts of what's real and unreal are a little beyond him? Then are your 2D girls like
 that, too? That's different. They are mai waifus. No one cares about your wives. But isn't that an interesting proposition? If we did exist solely inside a monitor, do you think there's any way we could tell? No. That was fast. Thus, this discussion is
 pointless. We'd do much better to spend our time thinking of ways to fight the Organization and destroy the world's ruling structure. That delusional crap again? Fail! Silence, Super Haker! I am the insane Mad Scientist, Hououin.... KYOUMA! That's
 your stroy, isn't it? My, my... Daru. You shouldn't go hiding in your shell. You should listen to what others have to say. So, this is today's "you're the last one I want to hear that from" thread. Anyways, it looks like the news chopper's arrived.
 12 o'clock today. What was that? This morning, Mayuri and I left the
 arou
 me kind of satelli
 rashed in Akihabara, To
 Professor Nakabachi's press confereno
 This object, thought to be
 thing I knew, a satellite had crashed into the building. And not just that.... Me? Yeah... you saw the satellite crash on TV and said, "The Organization has finally made its move!" So the two of us came to see it. Canceled? Weren't you angry this
 morning, saying that he got cold feet and ran off? Professor Nakabachi's press conference! It was at 12 o'clock, at the radio building! No, it wasn't, man. And a good thing, to...If it had, that satellite would have flattened you. (Tsk.) This discrepancy in memories...
 Is it the Organization's memory control? (huh) that's right! This is the choice of Steins Gate! that again? That Stein-whatsit makes no sense, you know? (huh?) Daru, get me Future Gadget #1! Alpaca Man got mad because you changed the channel. Darn you, Mr.
 Braun! Making us use this piece of crap... He gave it to us for free, didn't he? Daru, get the TV! I refuse. (huh?) It's hot today. And like, don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat. That's not something to brag about!
 for the radio building, to atten
 But
 nex
 (Tsk..urgh...) Mr. Braun! (Huuh?) I told you to call me Tennouji. I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately.... (Huh?) You broke it already? You don't have enough love for the Braun tubes. 1,000 yen to fix it. (urgh) If anyone's at fault here, wouldnt it be you, Is that how
 you address your landlord? for giving us something defective? I'll pay the repair bill. Mayuri, you should give up on this guy. But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage! Hostage, huh? (oh?) Is this broken as well? Repair bill's 2,000 yen now. Wha- You don't like it, take it
 back. (urgh) What will you do?
 It's me. The Organization's finally gotten to that stupid baldy. I'm encountering sabotage. Here you go. (Huh? Oh.) You really do like Dr. Pepper, Okarin! (Haaah.) It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones. The cicadas sound amazing, don't they?
 Daru! Now that the Organization has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, we must not postpone any longer. We're putting the plan into action! The plan? The what now? The plan is the plan! What else could it be but the introduction of Future Gadget #8 to an
 actual combat situation? Oh, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change) How do you use a microwave in combat anyway? It'll be nearly three and a half years since we'd met. Second year of high school.... We were in different classes and barely spoke, so it's
 more like two years? The details don't matter. Anyway, it's been that long. Please reach the point where you can keep up with my conversations already. That is..... Im-po-ssi-ble. Actually, want to try again? It's all set. Mayuri, bring the bananas! (Huh?) You're
 making gel-banas again? It's such a waste! If we're stingy, we can't win against the Organization! We don't need to win.... You kniow Mayushii bought the bananas, right? I know. This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change). You can manipulate
 the timer here. Please press the pound key after the number of seconds you wish to time cook. One, two, zero, pound. Pretty turntable, isn't it? It goes in the opposite direction. Opposite? Is it possible that there is a significant meaning here? When you think of
 what's happening at the quantum level, and you apply Hund's rules.... I'm sure there.... isn't. There isn't? Nope. Hasn't changed. It doesn't get warm and it doesn't get cold. Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 froze -- Well, something involving Steins Gate is
 definitely at work here! That again? Daru, don't you want to try eating No, I don't. Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri. The gel-bana was soft and squishy. And it had no taste. (...) You ate it? Mayushii? (Hm...?) Say, "your banana is soft and squishy." Umm.... Your
 banana is soft--- Don't make her say that, pervert!
 I-I'm melting.... It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab. When the summer gets hot, I don't want to go any farther than Feyri's. I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan. They're not going to hold a university lecture at a maid café. If they didn't
 take attendance, I'd never go.
 It's so cold. I'm back to life. A satellite fell, didn't it? That again? You're not going to the radio building to see it? Probably too many onlookers to see anything anyway. I'm reading the reports on @chan from the people who went. (Oh) "Work Temporarily
 Canceled."Another giant thread? (Un...) Oh, right. Back then.... Give me your cell phone. Why? Just do it! That's a violation of privacy! Not allowed- I sent you a message! A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed. Oh, the one from last week? (Hu-Huh?) Last
 week? It was split into three messages. I thought it was spam! See? Sent on July 23rd, 12:56... See? Last week... Let me check my sent folder. It's not here! What date is today? The... The 28th. What's wrong? The message was sent to the past... (Huh?) (HUH?!)
 KISEI SARETA CHIKAI MUJIHI NARU, JUUNI NO SHINRI NOGARERARENAI ANSOKU NO ASU WO NEGATTARA TE NO NAKA NO TOUTOI JISHOU NO CHIHEI HE TORAWARE SHI MEIYAKU ARAWARETA GISHOU NO RINKAKU SEIMEI NO TENSHI WA MOUMOKU NA JIKAN
 WO KIZANDA HABATAKE BUTTERFLY KISEKI NO BUTTERFLY ANATA HE SASAGERU NAMIDA NO BUTTERFLY MABUSHII BUTTERFLY SUBETE GA IMA KAKIKAERARERU
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cold feet: Antonio Brown has cold feet
cold feet: Antonio Brown has cold feet

Antonio Brown has cold feet

cold feet: China's Built Railroad to Nowhere in Kenya Beijing is withholding the $4.9 billion needed to finish the project, once a flagship for Xi Jinping's Belt and Road initiative. By David Herbling and Dandan Li July 18, 2019, 10-00 PM CDT Gleaming concrete sleepers run across a new railway bridge in Kenya, the latest stretch of a Chinese-built line from the coast all the way to Uganda. Only, it doesn't quite reach the border. Instead, the railroad ends abruptly by a sleepy village about 75 miles west of the Kenyan capital, Nairobi, the tracks laid but unused Construction of what was intended to be a flagship infrastructure project for Eastern Africa was halted earlier this year after China withheld some $4.9 billion in funding needed to allow the line's completion. Beijing's sudden financial reticence appeared to catch the governments of Kenya and Ugand- off guard: Both may now be forced to reinstate a colonial-era line in a bid to patch the link and boost regional trade Kenya's Railway to Nowhere Construction of a Chinese-built line across East Africa has halted Complete Plannod SOUTH SUDAN ETHIOPIA Juba Gulu Goli D.R.C UGANDA Tororo KENYA Bhanga Mpondwo Kisumu Kampala Navasha Nairobi Lakg Victoria Kigali RWANDA Indian Occan TANZANIA Mombasa 200 km 200m Note Map shoa only salsctad staps Source: Kanyan and Ugandan gavammant documents The reason for China's attack of cold feet may lie in the project's high profile. Chinese state media repeatedly used the Mombasa-Nairobi Standare Gauge Railway (SGR) project as a showcase for President Xi Jinping's Belt and Road Initiative. But with concerns rising globally that Belt and Road wa loading poorer nations with unsustainable debt, Xi signaled in April that Beijing would exert more control over projects and tighten oversight. That extra rigor is beginning to be felt worldwide. A planned light-railway system that was the most high profile belt and road project in Kazakhstan is on hold after the collapse of a local bank that handled Chinese funds. In Zimbabwe, a giant solar project hit a funding shortfall after the Export LeTs BuIlD ThIs
cold feet: China's Built
 Railroad to Nowhere
 in Kenya
 Beijing is withholding the $4.9 billion needed
 to finish the project, once a flagship for Xi
 Jinping's Belt and Road initiative.
 By David Herbling and Dandan Li
 July 18, 2019, 10-00 PM CDT
 Gleaming concrete sleepers run across a new railway bridge in
 Kenya, the latest stretch of a Chinese-built line from the coast all the way to
 Uganda.
 Only, it doesn't quite reach the border. Instead, the railroad ends abruptly
 by a sleepy village about 75 miles west of the Kenyan capital, Nairobi, the
 tracks laid but unused
 Construction of what was intended to be a flagship infrastructure project for
 Eastern Africa was halted earlier this year after China withheld some $4.9
 billion in funding needed to allow the line's completion. Beijing's sudden
 financial reticence appeared to catch the governments of Kenya and Ugand-
 off guard: Both may now be forced to reinstate a colonial-era line in a bid to
 patch the link and boost regional trade
 Kenya's Railway to Nowhere
 Construction of a Chinese-built line across East Africa has halted
 Complete Plannod
 SOUTH SUDAN
 ETHIOPIA
 Juba
 Gulu
 Goli
 D.R.C
 UGANDA
 Tororo
 KENYA
 Bhanga
 Mpondwo
 Kisumu
 Kampala
 Navasha
 Nairobi
 Lakg
 Victoria
 Kigali
 RWANDA
 Indian
 Occan
 TANZANIA
 Mombasa
 200 km
 200m
 Note Map shoa only salsctad staps
 Source: Kanyan and Ugandan gavammant documents
 The reason for China's attack of cold feet may lie in the project's high
 profile. Chinese state media repeatedly used the Mombasa-Nairobi Standare
 Gauge Railway (SGR) project as a showcase for President Xi Jinping's Belt
 and Road Initiative. But with concerns rising globally that Belt and Road wa
 loading poorer nations with unsustainable debt, Xi signaled in April that
 Beijing would exert more control over projects and tighten oversight.
 That extra rigor is beginning to be felt worldwide. A planned light-railway
 system that was the most high profile belt and road project in Kazakhstan is
 on hold after the collapse of a local bank that handled Chinese funds. In
 Zimbabwe, a giant solar project hit a funding shortfall after the Export
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