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Cheetos, Cute, and Dogs: 410) e "G-11 38% 8:26 PM Today 10:38 AM My three favorite things are eating dogs and not using commas Clearly I need an English teacher in my life Today 3:05 PM The best one of those was- "Let's eat, Gramma!" VS "Let's eat Gramma!" Today 6:40 PM Oh, I remember being taught a different version of that one in grade school. I think it went something like "Let's eat out You're clever Like that was actually really good Today 7:03 PM Good enough to get your number? I feel like we're 50% there Wo-oah, [I'm] livin' on a prayer 54% Oh man, tough crowd Ifelt like your percentage was increasing too fast Don't worry, I'm never in a rush. Would you hold on to something while I take a walk though? A dog?! My hand We'll make it, I swear That was slick, 5 points for gryffindor I feel like that was worth exactly 15% towards the running total Ok I'll say 65% Would you rather be sexually attracted to fish or always have Cheetos dust on your fingers? Am I attracted to all fish now or just the cute ones like normal? Also I think you forgot the extra 4% earned l said I'll give you the extra points to make it 65% total Compromise, man All fish and only fish. Like you are only aroused by fish That's fine with me, you're quite the catch and I seem to have you on the hook Getting closer, 75% I'm glad that I'm reeling you in Today 8:25 PM You can earn the rest of the percentage later l suppose GIF ype a message... Is this what peaking feels like?
Cheetos, Cute, and Dogs: 410) e
 "G-11 38%
 8:26 PM
 Today 10:38 AM
 My three favorite things are
 eating dogs and not using
 commas
 Clearly I need an English
 teacher in my life
 Today 3:05 PM
 The best one of those was-
 "Let's eat, Gramma!" VS "Let's
 eat Gramma!"
 Today 6:40 PM
 Oh, I remember being taught
 a different version of that one
 in grade school. I think it went
 something like "Let's eat out
 You're clever
 Like that was actually
 really good
 Today 7:03 PM
 Good enough to get your
 number?
 I feel like we're 50% there
 Wo-oah, [I'm] livin' on a prayer
 54%
 Oh man, tough crowd
 Ifelt like your percentage was
 increasing too fast
 Don't worry, I'm never in a rush.
 Would you hold on to something
 while I take a walk though?
 A dog?!
 My hand
 We'll make it, I swear
 That was slick, 5 points for
 gryffindor
 I feel like that was worth exactly
 15% towards the running total
 Ok I'll say 65%
 Would you rather be sexually
 attracted to fish or always have
 Cheetos dust on your fingers?
 Am I attracted to all fish now or
 just the cute ones like normal?
 Also I think you forgot the extra
 4% earned
 l said I'll give you the extra
 points to make it 65% total
 Compromise, man
 All fish and only fish.
 Like you are only aroused
 by fish
 That's fine with me, you're quite
 the catch and I seem to have
 you on the hook
 Getting closer, 75%
 I'm glad that I'm reeling you in
 Today 8:25 PM
 You can earn the rest of the
 percentage later l suppose
 GIF
 ype a message...
Is this what peaking feels like?

Is this what peaking feels like?

America, Memes, and News: GOA NEWS RELEASE MEDIA CONTACT: JORDAN STEIN DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS JORDAN.STEIN@GUNOWNERS.ORG 703-321-8585 December 18, 2018 For immediate release Gun owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Springfield, VA Gun Owners of America (GOA) and its Foundation (GOF) will be filing suit against the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives (ATF) and the Department of Justice to seek an injunction protecting gun owners from their illegal prohibition of bump stocks. Erich Pratt, executive director of Gun Owners of America said, "As written, this case has important implications for gun owners since, in the coming days, an estimated half a million bump stock owners will have the difficult decision of either destroying or surrendering their valuable property or else risk felony prosecution. ATFs claim that it can rewrite Congressional law cannot pass legal muster. Agencies are not free to rewrite laws under the guise of 'interpretation' of a statute, especially where e law's meaning is clear. "The new ATF regulations would arbitrarily redefine bump stocks as 'machineguns and, down the road, could implicate the right to own AR-15's and many other lawfully owned semi-automatic firearms," Pratt continued. "ATF's new bump stock regulation clearly violates federal law, as bump stocks do not qualify as machineguns under the federal statute." For more information about the suit, or GOA and GOF's recommendation for bump stock owners, please see here Erich Pratt, or another GOA spokesmen, is available for interviews. Gun Owners of America is a nonprofit lobbying organization dedicated to protecting the right to keep and bear arms without compromise. GOA represents over 1.5 million members and activists. For more information, visit GOA's Newsroom. Gun Owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Fight the bump stock ban through the link in our bio. 2A bumpstock shallnotbeinfringed gunowners gunownersofamerica goa goasupporters
America, Memes, and News: GOA NEWS RELEASE
 MEDIA CONTACT: JORDAN STEIN
 DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS
 JORDAN.STEIN@GUNOWNERS.ORG
 703-321-8585
 December 18, 2018
 For immediate release
 Gun owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban
 Springfield, VA Gun Owners of America (GOA) and its Foundation (GOF) will be filing suit
 against the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives (ATF) and the Department
 of Justice to seek an injunction protecting gun owners from their illegal prohibition of
 bump stocks.
 Erich Pratt, executive director of Gun Owners of America said, "As written, this case has
 important implications for gun owners since, in the coming days, an estimated half a
 million bump stock owners will have the difficult decision of either destroying or
 surrendering their valuable property or else risk felony prosecution.
 ATFs claim that it can rewrite Congressional law cannot pass legal muster. Agencies are
 not free to rewrite laws under the guise of 'interpretation' of a statute, especially where
 e law's meaning is clear.
 "The new ATF regulations would arbitrarily redefine bump stocks as 'machineguns and,
 down the road, could implicate the right to own AR-15's and many other lawfully owned
 semi-automatic firearms," Pratt continued. "ATF's new bump stock regulation clearly
 violates federal law, as bump stocks do not qualify as machineguns under the federal
 statute."
 For more information about the suit, or GOA and GOF's recommendation for bump stock
 owners, please see here
 Erich Pratt, or another GOA spokesmen, is available for interviews. Gun Owners of America
 is a nonprofit lobbying organization dedicated to protecting the right to keep and bear
 arms without compromise. GOA represents over 1.5 million members and activists. For
 more information, visit GOA's Newsroom.
Gun Owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Fight the bump stock ban through the link in our bio. 2A bumpstock shallnotbeinfringed gunowners gunownersofamerica goa goasupporters

Gun Owners of America to File Suit Against Arbitrary ATF Bump Stock Ban Fight the bump stock ban through the link in our bio. 2A bumpstock s...

Christmas, College, and Dumb: Another thing! If you live in a college dorm that has a polcoy against candles being lit in the rooms, and you want to light a menorah for Chanukah, seek out help advocating yourself from your local Chabad, Hillel, or other assorted Jewish organization. They know how to deal with this stuff and will help you work on a compromise with school officials. You have a right to celebrate Chanukah. neoacidic "my religion is more important than other people's safety!!" sorry but do you hear yourself? celebrate, if you must, but don't infringe upon others or think you're above the law (when the law is no unjust.) thinkherenow: surprisedentistry: femme-radicale: surprisedentistry: realsadjewishhours: keshetchai: 5779: keshetchai: 5779: today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns I have literally had my gentile neighbors start two actual real apartment fires in the last MONTH because they can’t keep an eye on their cooking, meanwhile I light candles ALL THE TIME AT HOME and never set ANYTHING ON FIRE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT FRIGGIN THERE. Do you know what I do with Chanukkah candles on?? I turn off my lights and watch them melt and maybe I do something with my hands but I keep an eye!!! On!!! THEM!!!! #… holy shit guys there’s LED lights for a reason #like if it’s that much of a danger just use LEDs for your decor lighting a menorah reeeeally is not “decor”  It’s NOT that much of a danger. I live in an “adult” neighborhood of apartments (i.e. Not with college students) and again, people have caused two fires this month while making breakfast. One fire burned down most of the building next door to mine. regular old adults using a microwave or stove! But when I light my candles for either Shabbat or Chanukkah I am WATCHING them. I have tin foil nearby, I have water nearby, my religious observances (which aren’t fulfilled by an LED light) are not, in my experience, the greatest fire hazard around. You know what is? People making breakfast people not cleaning LINT out of their dryer. Also LED lights do not fulfill the Jewish obligations that candles/oil do. We literally cannnot use LED lights please stop suggesting this. gentiles on this post have been weirdly convinced that they’re the only ones who know about decorative electronic menorahs and that they just need to educate the ignorant jews  What the fuck? If you want to have your candles go live somewhere those are allowed instead of putting others at risk and making everyone around cater for you. today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns The National Fire Protection Association reports “Between 2012-2016, U.S. fire departments responded to an average 170 home fires that started with Christmas trees per year. These fires caused an average of 4 deaths, 15 injuries, and $12 million in direct property damage annually.” but go off on the Jews for doing their thing. Hey everyone Id like to just speak up for my Jewish friends and followers and say y'all should stop being dumb fucks and respect Judaism and the people who observe it!!! You do not know more about thing relating to their religion than they do! You are not entitled to tell them to stop practicing their religion properly when they explain they have been doing it safely! Any fires caused by someones menorah is not at the fault of Jewish people! It is at the fault of that specific person not watching their candles! Same as if you dont watch a stove! Shut the fuck up or Ill punch you!To all my Jewish friends and followers: I apologise for these ignorant fools - light your candles and have a Happy Chanukah!!!
Christmas, College, and Dumb: Another thing! If you live in a college dorm that has a polcoy against candles
 being lit in the rooms, and you want to light a menorah for Chanukah, seek out
 help advocating yourself from your local Chabad, Hillel, or other assorted Jewish
 organization. They know how to deal with this stuff and will help you work on a
 compromise with school officials. You have a right to celebrate Chanukah.

 neoacidic
 "my religion is more important than
 other people's safety!!" sorry but
 do you hear yourself? celebrate, if
 you must, but don't infringe upon
 others or think you're above the
 law (when the law is no unjust.)
thinkherenow:

surprisedentistry:
femme-radicale:


surprisedentistry:

realsadjewishhours:

keshetchai:

5779:


keshetchai:

5779:

today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns

I have literally had my gentile neighbors start two actual real apartment fires in the last MONTH because they can’t keep an eye on their cooking, meanwhile I light candles ALL THE TIME AT HOME and never set ANYTHING ON FIRE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT FRIGGIN THERE. 
Do you know what I do with Chanukkah candles on?? I turn off my lights and watch them melt and maybe I do something with my hands but I keep an eye!!! On!!! THEM!!!!



#… holy shit guys there’s LED lights for a reason #like if it’s that much of a danger just use LEDs for your decor


lighting a menorah reeeeally is not “decor” 


It’s NOT that much of a danger. I live in an “adult” neighborhood of apartments (i.e. Not with college students) and again, people have caused two fires this month while making breakfast. One fire burned down most of the building next door to mine. regular old adults using a microwave or stove! 
But when I light my candles for either Shabbat or Chanukkah I am WATCHING them. I have tin foil nearby, I have water nearby, my religious observances (which aren’t fulfilled by an LED light) are not, in my experience, the greatest fire hazard around. You know what is? People making breakfast  people not cleaning LINT out of their dryer.


Also LED lights do not fulfill the Jewish obligations that candles/oil do. We literally cannnot use LED lights please stop suggesting this. 

gentiles on this post have been weirdly convinced that they’re the only ones who know about decorative electronic menorahs and that they just need to educate the ignorant jews 


What the fuck? If you want to have your candles go live somewhere those are allowed instead of putting others at risk and making everyone around cater for you.


today on Weird Goyische Meltdowns 

The National Fire Protection Association reports “Between 2012-2016, U.S. fire departments responded to an average 170 home fires that started with Christmas trees per year. These fires caused an average of 4 deaths, 15 injuries, and $12 million in direct property damage annually.” but go off on the Jews for doing their thing.

Hey everyone Id like to just speak up for my Jewish friends and followers and say y'all should stop being dumb fucks and respect Judaism and the people who observe it!!! You do not know more about thing relating to their religion than they do! You are not entitled to tell them to stop practicing their religion properly when they explain they have been doing it safely! Any fires caused by someones menorah is not at the fault of Jewish people! It is at the fault of that specific person not watching their candles! Same as if you dont watch a stove! Shut the fuck up or Ill punch you!To all my Jewish friends and followers: I apologise for these ignorant fools - light your candles and have a Happy Chanukah!!!

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Empire, Stephen, and Target: 201 TE thecarefree: Austria-Hungary (also known as the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austro-Hungarian monarchy or k.u.k. Monarchy), more formally known as the Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Holy Hungarian Crown of Saint Stephen, was a constitutional monarchic union between the crowns of the Austrian Empire and the Kingdom of Hungary in Central Europe. The union was a result of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867, under which the House of Habsburg agreed to share power with the separate Hungarian government, dividing the territory of the former Austrian Empire between them. The Austrian and the Hungarian lands became independent entities enjoying equal status. Austria-Hungary was a multinational realm and one of the world’s great powers at the time. The dual monarchy existed for 51 years until it dissolved on 31 October 1918 before a military defeat on the Italian front of the First World War. In the autumn of 1918, the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy collapsed. In the capital cities of Vienna and Budapest the leftist and liberal movements and politicians (the opposition parties) strengthened and supported the separatism of ethnic minorities. These leftist or left-liberal pro-Entente maverick parties opposed the monarchy as a form of government and considered themselves internationalist rather than patriotic. Eventually, the German defeat and the minor revolutions in Vienna and Budapest gave political power to the left/liberal political parties. As it became apparent that the Allied powers of the British Empire, France, Italy and the United States would win World War I, nationalist movements which had previously been calling for a greater degree of autonomy for various areas started pressing for full independence.
Empire, Stephen, and Target: 201
 TE
thecarefree:
Austria-Hungary (also known as the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austro-Hungarian monarchy or k.u.k. Monarchy), more formally known as the Kingdoms and Lands Represented in the Imperial Council and the Lands of the Holy Hungarian Crown of Saint Stephen, was a constitutional monarchic union between the crowns of the Austrian Empire and the Kingdom of Hungary in Central Europe. The union was a result of the Austro-Hungarian Compromise of 1867, under which the House of Habsburg agreed to share power with the separate Hungarian government, dividing the territory of the former Austrian Empire between them. The Austrian and the Hungarian lands became independent entities enjoying equal status.
 Austria-Hungary was a multinational realm and one of the world’s great powers at the time. The dual monarchy existed for 51 years until it dissolved on 31 October 1918 before a military defeat on the Italian front of the First World War.
In the autumn of 1918, the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy collapsed. In the capital cities of Vienna and Budapest the leftist and liberal movements and politicians (the opposition parties) strengthened and supported the separatism of ethnic minorities. These leftist or left-liberal pro-Entente maverick parties opposed the monarchy as a form of government and considered themselves internationalist rather than patriotic. Eventually, the German defeat and the minor revolutions in Vienna and Budapest gave political power to the left/liberal political parties. 
As it became apparent that the Allied powers of the British Empire, France, Italy and the United States would win World War I, nationalist movements which had previously been calling for a greater degree of autonomy for various areas started pressing for full independence.

thecarefree: Austria-Hungary (also known as the Austro-Hungarian Empire, Austro-Hungarian monarchy or k.u.k. Monarchy), more formally known ...

Bad, Children, and Creepy: Black Aziz aNANsi @Freeyourmindkid 1. When the rise of Nazism happened, Nazis were not all 6 foot tall super soldiers who carried quns They were the nice old lady next door, the house mother who plays with her kids, the store clerk who would give you free stuff, etc. Black Aziz aNANsi @Freeyourmindkid 2. During the civil rights movement of the 60's, it wasn't always creepy looking middle age white men who were going around and trying to intimidate and cause violence to black people. There were many everyday men women and children involved, some of who could be your parents. TO SCHOOL " WİTH NEGRO AGKins oChTo SCHOOL WTH NEGROES egroe Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h Replying to @Freeyourmindkid 3. And I'm just going to tell y'all, in the day and age that we are living in, it's not just a few bad apples who are responsible for the violence and hatred that we are seeing from the Trump crowd. It's literally everyone, because Trumps whole ideaology is base on othering ロ391 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h 4. People and keeping them in a position or powerlessness through control and violence. I'm going to tell y'all right now, some of you may think that you have a friend whose only shitty quality is that they support Trump, but Im going to tell you right now, many Jewish people t1 238 1.1K 4 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h 5. Had friends who turned them over to the German government because they cared more about othering Jewish folks than their friends. Many black folks who thought that they had a white friend or too would go out to protest back in the day only to see the snarling faces of thei 4 t 246 1K Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h 6. "Friends" in an angry white mob as it descends upon and beats black protesters. And I am guarantee you, that many of your "friends" would not hesitate to have you or somebody that you care about sent back to your county or origin, fired because they assume that you got your 4 ta 243 1K Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h 7. Job through affirmative action or have your reproductive rights taken away because they feel like they feel like what a woman wants to do with her body should be determined by bunch of old white men. I'm telling y'all right now, we are living in the same world that has breeded tl 221 979 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h 8. Many of an ethnic cleansing and genocide. mean hell, we are already going through ethnic cleansing if you want to count Trump's immigration reforms and mass deportation. But what I'm telling y'all is to stay woke. You can't compromise with these people a nd there is no 243 O 11K Black Aziz aNANsi @Freeyourmindkid 9. Middle ground that can be reached when an ideaologv is base on hegemony and hate. There can be no compromise with evil, the only thing we can do is try to defeat this ideaology & make sure future generations view this ideaology the same way which segregation & Nazism is viewed Buila the BUILD QUM WAL I9 s OK N CE a NAZI.CAN YO SLAM SUCK'S
Bad, Children, and Creepy: Black Aziz aNANsi
 @Freeyourmindkid
 1. When the rise of Nazism
 happened, Nazis were not all 6 foot
 tall super soldiers who carried quns
 They were the nice old lady next
 door, the house mother who plays
 with her kids, the store clerk who
 would give you free stuff, etc.

 Black Aziz aNANsi
 @Freeyourmindkid
 2. During the civil rights movement
 of the 60's, it wasn't always creepy
 looking middle age white men who
 were going around and trying to
 intimidate and cause violence to
 black people. There were many
 everyday men women and children
 involved, some of who could be your
 parents.
 TO SCHOOL
 " WİTH NEGRO
 AGKins
 oChTo SCHOOL
 WTH NEGROES
 egroe

 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 Replying to @Freeyourmindkid
 3. And I'm just going to tell y'all, in the day and
 age that we are living in, it's not just a few bad
 apples who are responsible for the violence and
 hatred that we are seeing from the Trump
 crowd. It's literally everyone, because Trumps
 whole ideaology is base on othering
 ロ391
 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 4. People and keeping them in a position or
 powerlessness through control and violence. I'm
 going to tell y'all right now, some of you may
 think that you have a friend whose only shitty
 quality is that they support Trump, but Im going
 to tell you right now, many Jewish people
 t1 238
 1.1K
 4
 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 5. Had friends who turned them over to the
 German government because they cared more
 about othering Jewish folks than their friends.
 Many black folks who thought that they had a
 white friend or too would go out to protest back
 in the day only to see the snarling faces of thei
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 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 6. "Friends" in an angry white mob as it descends
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 guarantee you, that many of your "friends"
 would not hesitate to have you or somebody
 that you care about sent back to your county or
 origin, fired because they assume that you got
 your
 4
 ta 243
 1K
 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 7. Job through affirmative action or have your
 reproductive rights taken away because they feel
 like they feel like what a woman wants to do
 with her body should be determined by bunch of
 old white men. I'm telling y'all right now, we are
 living in the same world that has breeded
 tl 221 979
 Black Aziz aNANsi@Freeyo... 17h
 8. Many of an ethnic cleansing and genocide.
 mean hell, we are already going through ethnic
 cleansing if you want to count Trump's
 immigration reforms and mass deportation. But
 what I'm telling y'all is to stay woke. You can't
 compromise with these people a
 nd there is no
 243 O 11K

 Black Aziz aNANsi
 @Freeyourmindkid
 9. Middle ground that can be
 reached when an ideaologv is base
 on hegemony and hate. There can be
 no compromise with evil, the only
 thing we can do is try to defeat this
 ideaology & make sure future
 generations view this ideaology the
 same way which segregation &
 Nazism is viewed
 Buila the
 BUILD QUM
 WAL
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 a NAZI.CAN YO
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 SUCK'S