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Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest @mo wad eModel (did a photo shoot once) odel (did a photo Shoot once Traveler ($32,567 in debt) EDM (addicted to Molly) OVerified (no one knows why) Booking in Bio (1 escort) Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I modelπŸ™ˆ Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it πŸ™ˆπŸ™„ So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆβ€οΈ (best experiment I ever conducted)
Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest
 @mo wad
 eModel (did a photo shoot once)
 odel (did a photo Shoot once
 Traveler ($32,567 in debt)
 EDM (addicted to Molly)
 OVerified (no one knows why)
 Booking in Bio (1 escort)
Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I modelπŸ™ˆ Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it πŸ™ˆπŸ™„ So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆβ€οΈ (best experiment I ever conducted)

Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her....

Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet @DrSmashlove I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK πŸ˜‚. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ass, Bless Up, and Bruh: Chick Magnet
 @DrSmashlove
I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. I love it when u bozos get in my comments like "HAHA WOMEN ARE *NOT* SMARTER THAN MEN WE ALL KNOW THAT." Ok lemme tell u another story to prove it. So I meet this dude at a work function right. Homeboy had two boys and his wife was pregnant with number 3. She wanted a girl. She went to two ultrasounds - they said issa girl. But then she read that sometimes the ultrasound tech gets it wrong when they say it's girl when it's a boy but he got a small PP or his PP hidden so she told this dude: "I need a ultrasound." He said "aight schedule one." She said "no they'll make me wait two weeks. I don't want to wait two weeks." He said "well what are you gonna do that's how it works." Next morning she wake up feeling pain, she call her OB and say "I'm feeling pain - it's a miscarriage - I've had two before - I know what it feels like." OB said "ok come in asap for an ultrasound." So she shows up and they take a look and everything ok. And homegirl dead ass says "thank you Doctor. One more thing. Can you confirm the gender for me? 😏" And that's when homeboy knew. His wife had just faked a miscarriage so she wouldn't have to wait for a ultrasound. She even admitted it after. BRUH - I CAN'T WITH YOU WOMEN. YALL DONE FIGURED OUT THIS ART OF PULLING LEVERS. WE ARE POWERLESS. AS FUCK πŸ˜‚. Lemme ask u: let's say u a old man and u start dating a young ting and she ain on birth control and y'all got a vaca coming up and u want a vasectomy but the Doctor all like "I can't get you in for another month, I'm sorry." What u gon do. As a man. U gon take her lil ass on vaca and she gon get pregnant. Ask a woman how she'd finesse a vasectomy on one day's notice. Ask her. I don't know what she'd say...but she'd GET THAT SHIT DONE. MEN, WE DILLY DALLY. WOMEN EXECUTE. BLESS UP πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I been said before that God created men with a degree of physical strength over women, so God granted women a degree of intellect over men. ...

Fire, Harry Potter, and Head: As 325 LINDSAY LOHAN IS ACTING AGAIN, WITH HELP FROM RONALD WEASLEY NEWS It's a good thing Veritaserum doesn't exist outside of Harry Potter, because Rupert Grint's new TV character in the upcoming British comedy Sick Note is a giant liar, liar, pants on fire. Grint stars as Daniel Glass, a disgruntled gentleman who's misdiagnosed with cancer, and Variety reports that Lindsay Lohan will appear alongside him in Season 2, set to air on Sky in 2018. _ The show follows what happens after Glass finds out he doesn't actually have cancer but keeps the lie going, however, because people are much nicer when they think you're sick. Lohan will play the daughter of his boss, making her one more person tangled up in his web of lies. If only she had access to Professor Snape's potions ingredients to whip up some truth-telling serum. _ "One lie leads to the next in this unsettlingly brilliant comedy that will hook viewers in and have them on the very edge of their seats," Jon Mountague, head of comedy at Sky, said in a statement. "Filming for series two is already under way and we're delighted to confirm Lindsay Lohan will be joining Rupert and Nick [Frost] in this stellar comedy cast." _ Now the big question is, will Lohan whip out the British accent she perfected in The Parent Trap? Accents are her specialty, after all. _ by Deepa Lakshmin
Fire, Harry Potter, and Head: As
 325
 LINDSAY LOHAN IS ACTING AGAIN, WITH HELP
 FROM RONALD WEASLEY
 NEWS
It's a good thing Veritaserum doesn't exist outside of Harry Potter, because Rupert Grint's new TV character in the upcoming British comedy Sick Note is a giant liar, liar, pants on fire. Grint stars as Daniel Glass, a disgruntled gentleman who's misdiagnosed with cancer, and Variety reports that Lindsay Lohan will appear alongside him in Season 2, set to air on Sky in 2018. _ The show follows what happens after Glass finds out he doesn't actually have cancer but keeps the lie going, however, because people are much nicer when they think you're sick. Lohan will play the daughter of his boss, making her one more person tangled up in his web of lies. If only she had access to Professor Snape's potions ingredients to whip up some truth-telling serum. _ "One lie leads to the next in this unsettlingly brilliant comedy that will hook viewers in and have them on the very edge of their seats," Jon Mountague, head of comedy at Sky, said in a statement. "Filming for series two is already under way and we're delighted to confirm Lindsay Lohan will be joining Rupert and Nick [Frost] in this stellar comedy cast." _ Now the big question is, will Lohan whip out the British accent she perfected in The Parent Trap? Accents are her specialty, after all. _ by Deepa Lakshmin

It's a good thing Veritaserum doesn't exist outside of Harry Potter, because Rupert Grint's new TV character in the upcoming British comedy ...