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Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG Singpost: I'll check that for you sir. Me: Thank you. Singpost: What's your name, sir? Me: Neil Singapost: Is that Nial? Me: If you like. Singpost: And your phone number? Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no? Singpost: In case the line hangs up. Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot. Pausc Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall Me: Thank you. Singpost: Do you need the address? Me: It's Eunos, right? Singpost: No, sir. It's... Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate? Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir. Neil Humphreys Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore , Follow Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at Rivervale Mall. Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir Me: That there is a post office? Singpost: That this is Singpost. Me: Where? Singpost: On the phone, sir Me: I know that. Pause Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn? Singpost: That is correct, sir. Me: What is? Singpost: How can i help you today? Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office? Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location? Me: Rivervale Mall singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding. Eunos Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang. Singpost: Ill check for you, sir Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody Does it have a post office? Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was done ... SAM machine!!) SINGPOST SMLJP And in the end still no post office! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Beard, Hello, and Memes: SGAG
 Singpost: I'll check that for you sir.
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: What's your name, sir?
 Me: Neil
 Singapost: Is that Nial?
 Me: If you like.
 Singpost: And your phone number?
 Me: FOR F... I'm sorry. why do you need my phone number. I just want
 to know if there's a post office in Rivervale Mall, Yes or no?
 Singpost: In case the line hangs up.
 Me: Yes, I could see why that would happen a lot.
 Pausc
 Singpost: Yes, there is a post office at Rivervale Mall
 Me: Thank you.
 Singpost: Do you need the address?
 Me: It's Eunos, right?
 Singpost: No, sir. It's...
 Me: Never mind. You're not based in Singapore are you, mate?
 Singpost: No, I'm based overseas, sir.
 Neil Humphreys
 Yesterday at 12:36pm-Singapore ,
 Follow
 Me: Hello, Singpost, I'm calling to confirm that there is a post office at
 Rivervale Mall.
 Singpost phone guy: That is correct, sir
 Me: That there is a post office?
 Singpost: That this is Singpost.
 Me: Where?
 Singpost: On the phone, sir
 Me: I know that.
 Pause
 Me: So is there a post office at Rivervale Mall or is it just a SAM machn?
 Singpost: That is correct, sir.
 Me: What is?
 Singpost: How can i help you today?
 Me: For fuc... I mean, does Rivervale Mall have a post office?
 Singpost: ll check for you sir. Where is the location?
 Me: Rivervale Mall
 singpost: ITl check for you sir... Yes, that is correct, sir. The address is No kidding.
 Eunos
 Me: Wait, what? Eunos? Rivervale Mall is in Sengkang.
 Singpost: Ill check for you, sir
 Me: No, you don't have to check, sir. I know Rivervale Mall is Sengkang. (UPDATE: went to Rivervale Mall. There is no post office, just a bloody
 Does it have a post office?
 Singpost, I'm all for cost cutting (and certainly don't blame poor bugger
 on the phone) but I'd grown a beard and lost will to live by time i was
 done
 ...
 SAM machine!!)
 SINGPOST
 SMLJP
And in the end still no post office! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

And in the end still no post office! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Boo, Dating, and Jamie Foxx: Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship @balleralert Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € KatieHolmes and JamieFoxx have officially confirmed their relationship after years of hiding their love in public. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to Daily Mail, the two were believed to have been dating since 2013, one year after Holmes divorced actor Tom Cruise. Sources say the divorce settlement had a clause that prevented Holmes from dating publicly for at least five years. Now, five years later, Holmes has finally gone public with her boo, after previously refusing to confirm the claims. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The couple sparked the rumors back in 2013 after they were spotted together at a charity event in the Hamptons. However, upon the release of the pictures, Foxx attempted to diffuse the rumors, saying they were โ€œone hundred percent not true.โ€ Although the two were rarely spotted together, the rumors persisted. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In 2015, the two were photographed holding hands, but the rumors were shut down once again. But in 2016, things began to heat up after Claudia Jordan confirmed the coupleโ€™s relationship. Although, the former Real Housewives of Atlanta star took back her comments, fans were not buying it. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Following the incident, the two were spotted at the same events, on several occasions. In May, the two were photographed boarding the same private jet. Finally all of the hiding and sneaking around has come to an end, as the conditions of her divorce settlement reportedly expired this past June. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Monday, Foxx and Holmes were spotted at the beach on Monday, enjoying each otherโ€™s company. The two held hands as they walked along the beach in Malibu.
Boo, Dating, and Jamie Foxx: Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx
 Finally Go Public With Their
 Relationship
 @balleralert
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € KatieHolmes and JamieFoxx have officially confirmed their relationship after years of hiding their love in public. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to Daily Mail, the two were believed to have been dating since 2013, one year after Holmes divorced actor Tom Cruise. Sources say the divorce settlement had a clause that prevented Holmes from dating publicly for at least five years. Now, five years later, Holmes has finally gone public with her boo, after previously refusing to confirm the claims. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € The couple sparked the rumors back in 2013 after they were spotted together at a charity event in the Hamptons. However, upon the release of the pictures, Foxx attempted to diffuse the rumors, saying they were โ€œone hundred percent not true.โ€ Although the two were rarely spotted together, the rumors persisted. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In 2015, the two were photographed holding hands, but the rumors were shut down once again. But in 2016, things began to heat up after Claudia Jordan confirmed the coupleโ€™s relationship. Although, the former Real Housewives of Atlanta star took back her comments, fans were not buying it. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Following the incident, the two were spotted at the same events, on several occasions. In May, the two were photographed boarding the same private jet. Finally all of the hiding and sneaking around has come to an end, as the conditions of her divorce settlement reportedly expired this past June. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € On Monday, Foxx and Holmes were spotted at the beach on Monday, enjoying each otherโ€™s company. The two held hands as they walked along the beach in Malibu.

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Finally Go Public With Their Relationship - blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € KatieHolmes and JamieFoxx have official...

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Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest @mo wad eModel (did a photo shoot once) odel (did a photo Shoot once Traveler ($32,567 in debt) EDM (addicted to Molly) OVerified (no one knows why) Booking in Bio (1 escort) Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I model๐Ÿ™ˆ Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™„ So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆโค๏ธ (best experiment I ever conducted)
Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest
 @mo wad
 eModel (did a photo shoot once)
 odel (did a photo Shoot once
 Traveler ($32,567 in debt)
 EDM (addicted to Molly)
 OVerified (no one knows why)
 Booking in Bio (1 escort)
Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I model๐Ÿ™ˆ Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™„ So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆโค๏ธ (best experiment I ever conducted)

Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her....