When u 2 burgers and 3 hot dogs into a random cookout and someone ask u "Who you related to?"
When the conversation is going well vs When their replies are slowly getting shorter.
when it's April 2nd and ur friend is actually pregnant
When she still pregnant on April 2nd
bae: baby let's role play-me: okay 😏-bae: *ties me to bed*-bae: now that u can't move, i just think it's funny how..
"Yo Judas, you heard Jesus is back?"
When Anne Frank was laying down writing in her diary then suddenly heard "Diese Schlampe auf dem Dachboden !!"
When she says "Choke me harder" during sex but then goes unconscious
When you are playing defense and someone yells "EXPOSE HIM"
"panda..............Panda"-"panda panda panda panda panda I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA"
When you fall asleep in class and your body jumps and you look around to see if anyone saw you
when you ask the lady at the store where the bookie brisp is and she says "do you mean Cookie Crisp?"
She got punched into the mr krabs zone