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Coolio, Doctor, and Fucking: magiclamd: charliemitya: dangerbooze: langerdibs: dangerhamster: bundyspooks: In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest time possible, and ended up amputating his patient’s arm in the space of around 25 seconds. In the process of this, he accidentally amputated his assistant’s fingers too. Both patient and assistant died of sepsis, and a spectator died from shock, making it the only operation ever with a 300% mortality rate. how badly…can one person fuck up…. THIS IS MY BOY!! THIS IS MY BOY ROBERT LISTON!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM!! For starters, he practiced in a time before anesthesia was invented, when performing surgeries and amputations quickly were key to reducing a patients’ pain and upping their chance of survival. He was known as the ‘fastest knife on West End’ and could allegedly take a leg off in 2 ½ minutes. Some say he could amputate a limb in 30 seconds flat if he had to, he was exactly the man you wanted to call in case of emergency like this, because he could get you done and stitched nice and fast, before you bled out or died from shock. On top of that, he was a theater surgeon, and I mean, he brought the THEATER to it. This man would scream for the students watching him to time him, and when he had to free his hands, shove his BLOODY FUCKING KNIFE between his teeth. Also, the 300% mortality rate wasn’t because he was inexperienced- it was because he was WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CUTTING ARMS OFF, swinging his knife around for the effect. This was not the only time his enthusiasm got the better of him on the table, once, he amputated a man’s leg and accidentally took off his testicles in the same go. He was, however, the first man to perform surgery with the use of anesthesia, and was a strong proponent of its use. He’s also famous for having UNSHAKABLE morals, he once got punched out a surgeon IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS for displaying a woman’s corpse in a ‘voyeuristic’ manner, then straight-up took the body and had her decently buried (The woman was a murder victim and the surgeon he punched may have been complicit in the whole thing as well.). Liston is such a coolio figure in early medical history he fight he heal he knock people the fuck out. this post got a lot better this post is fucking metal. The past is truly a foreign country
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In the late 19th century, an inexperienced doctor performed his first surgery n a room full of people. Feeling the pressure, he felt the need to perform the amputation in the quickest time possible, and ended up amputating his patient’s arm in the space of around 25 seconds. In the process of this, he accidentally amputated his assistant’s fingers too. Both patient and assistant died of sepsis, and a spectator died from shock, making it the only operation ever with a 300% mortality rate.

how badly…can one person fuck up….

THIS IS MY BOY!! THIS IS MY BOY ROBERT LISTON!! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HIM!!
For starters, he practiced in a time before anesthesia was invented, when performing surgeries and amputations quickly were key to reducing a patients’ pain and upping their chance of survival. He was known as the ‘fastest knife on West End’ and could allegedly take a leg off in 2 ½ minutes. Some say he could amputate a limb in 30 seconds flat if he had to, he was exactly the man you wanted to call in case of emergency like this, because he could get you done and stitched nice and fast, before you bled out or died from shock.
On top of that, he was a theater surgeon, and I mean, he brought the THEATER to it. This man would scream for the students watching him to time him, and when he had to free his hands, shove his BLOODY FUCKING KNIFE between his teeth. Also, the 300% mortality rate wasn’t because he was inexperienced- it was because he was WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CUTTING ARMS OFF, swinging his knife around for the effect. This was not the only time his enthusiasm got the better of him on the table, once, he amputated a man’s leg and accidentally took off his testicles in the same go.
He was, however, the first man to perform surgery with the use of anesthesia, and was a strong proponent of its use. He’s also famous for having UNSHAKABLE morals, he once got punched out a surgeon IN FRONT OF HIS WHOLE CLASS for displaying a woman’s corpse in a ‘voyeuristic’ manner, then straight-up took the body and had her decently buried (The woman was a murder victim and the surgeon he punched may have been complicit in the whole thing as well.).
Liston is such a coolio figure in early medical history he fight he heal he knock people the fuck out.

this post got a lot better

this post is fucking metal.


The past is truly a foreign country

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Coolio, Facts, and Gif: source Is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends. celticpyro: superfit-supergirl: artisticautistic: thetapunk: artisticautistic: thetapunk: theclockworkcrow: darkenedgamr: unbelievable-facts: Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends. Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes. Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease. how are we going to feed the fox bat? In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still. awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects Coolio Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN” Every one of them looks like this:
Coolio, Facts, and Gif: source Is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com
 Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive
 male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable
 to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully
 dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a
 generation or two, billions of mosquito
 larvae will be reproductive dead-ends.
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superfit-supergirl:
artisticautistic:

thetapunk:

artisticautistic:

thetapunk:

theclockworkcrow:

darkenedgamr:

unbelievable-facts:

Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends.

Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes.

Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease.

how are we going to feed the fox bat?

In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still.

awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects

Coolio

Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN”

Every one of them looks like this:

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 to find out
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 Hello, I'm Tony's Chocolonely. I'm an unusual kind of chocolate bar. I exist to end
 slavery in the chocolate industry. You're probably thinking 'huh.. slavery?' Yes.
 In fact, right now slaves are working on cocoa farms in West Africa, many of them
 are children. My mission is to make 100% slave free the norm in chocolate. With
 incredibly tasty chocolate, I lead by example. Pls share a piece of me and my story.
 Alone I make slave free chocolate, together we make chocolate slave free.
 Read more on the inside of this wrapper or at tonyschocolonely.com
 Ton
 Pol
 Am
 CRAZY ABOUT CHOCOLATE, SERIOUS ABOUT PEOPLE
 INGREDIENTS: SUGAR*, WHOLE MILK POWDER, COCOA BUTTER*
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 ALL NATURAL
 ALLERGENS: CONTAINS MILK (IN
 MANUFACTURED ON EQUIPMENT
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gorgeousganjagirl:

bbylungx:

emaribaby:


toxicute:
huh. i go to the store, i see this oddly named massive $5 chocolate bar and decide to treat myself. turns out to be anti-slavery chocolate. coolio kinda day.
i bought one of these with like salted caramel and it was soooo good


where can I buy these

http://www.tonyschocolonely.com

gorgeousganjagirl: bbylungx: emaribaby: toxicute: huh. i go to the store, i see this oddly named massive $5 chocolate bar and decide to ...