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Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur
 of washing he looks like a polar
 At the time
 bear
 @DrSmashlove
YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE “enough, shower time is over. Let’s work.” Baby smash: “JUST TWO MORE MINUTES!” Grown smash: “you said that two minutes ago.” Baby smash: “STOP IT THAT WASN’T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN IT’S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!” Grown smash: “fine one more minute.” Baby smash: “Ok but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!” Grown smash: “Ok minute’s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines to—“ Baby smash: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles ‘how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a career’* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* 😂😂😂

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cnn.com, Head, and Life: Five Teenagers Charged In Rock- Throwing Death @balleralert Five Teenagers Charged In Rock-Throwing Death - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Five teenagers, ages 15-17, have been charged with throwing a rock off an overpass north of Flint, Michigan and killing 32-year-old Kenneth White. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Oct. 18, White was on his way home from work when he was hit by a 6-pound rock that smashed through the windshield of the van he was traveling in. His cause of death was ruled as blunt force trauma to the head and chest. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police said 20 rocks had been thrown before White and his friend drove through the area. Four other vehicles were hit and pulled over to dial 911. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Genesee County Sheriff Robert Pickell told CNN, they believe Kyle Anger, 17, threw the rock that killed White, but all five of the boys are being held responsible and charged as adults. The charges include a count of second-degree murder each, conspiracy to commit murder, six felony counts each of malicious destruction of property and two other lesser charges. The maximum penalty is life in prison. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ White leaves behind a 5-year-old son and fiancée.
cnn.com, Head, and Life: Five Teenagers Charged In Rock-
 Throwing Death @balleralert
Five Teenagers Charged In Rock-Throwing Death - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Five teenagers, ages 15-17, have been charged with throwing a rock off an overpass north of Flint, Michigan and killing 32-year-old Kenneth White. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Oct. 18, White was on his way home from work when he was hit by a 6-pound rock that smashed through the windshield of the van he was traveling in. His cause of death was ruled as blunt force trauma to the head and chest. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Police said 20 rocks had been thrown before White and his friend drove through the area. Four other vehicles were hit and pulled over to dial 911. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Genesee County Sheriff Robert Pickell told CNN, they believe Kyle Anger, 17, threw the rock that killed White, but all five of the boys are being held responsible and charged as adults. The charges include a count of second-degree murder each, conspiracy to commit murder, six felony counts each of malicious destruction of property and two other lesser charges. The maximum penalty is life in prison. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ White leaves behind a 5-year-old son and fiancée.

Five Teenagers Charged In Rock-Throwing Death - blogged by @baetoven_ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Five teenagers, ages 15-17, have been charged with thr...

College, Donald Trump, and Empire: Founder of Hustler Magazine Offers $10 Million For Information to Help Impeach Donald Trump, Says "Trump Has Proven That He's Dangerously Unfit" 9 @balleralert LARRY FLYNT AND HUSTLER MAGAZINE ANNOUNCE A CASH OFFER OF UP TO 5 $10 MILLION FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE IMPEACHMENT AND REMOVAL FROM OFFICE OF DONALD J. TRUMP strike many as tion, and obstruction of jusoice in the firing of FBI Director tion, and obstruction The atlempt to impeach Donald Trump wil te with his racial dog-whistiing and unconscionable defense of the KKK and neo-Nazis after election But thore is a stroing case to be made that the last 2. Inciting violent clv stri election was egitimate in many ways-and that after nine tunultluous months in office, Trump has proven he's dan- the Charlotesville rlots. perounty unfit to exercise the extreme power accrued by our 3 Compromising new "unitary executive. massive conticts-of-interest global business empire. After losing the popular vote, Trump was installed only by Telling hundreds of bald-faced lies, and complete igno- the quirks of our antiquated Electoral College, enacted as rance of world aftairs count slaves as three-firths of a citizen, even though they sons to high office. a concession to lower-population slove states allowed to 5. Gross nepotizm and appointment of unqualified per- couldnT vote-a real anachronism today in a mutiutual . Sabotaging the 19G-nation Paris accords to save the society t struggling for racial equity and tolarance. The planet from future climate cataclysm. If that is not at least principle, amisdemoanos, the term is meaningless. apocalypse strikes, Trump might trigger a nuclear world Electoral Colege violates the "one man, one vote valuing Wyoming voters, for instance, at 3.6 times more But most worrisome is that, long betore clirnate-change than Calitornia voters. It was also designed as a frewall against an unstable wac His foreign policy decisions have been marked not by demagogue. Alexander Hamilton hoped that electors would sober reflection, but thin-skinned emotion and erratic, il prevent a Prealdent "with talents for low intrigue, and the edvised tweets, often at odds with established policy. In a ittle arts of popularity a man "not in an eminent degree meeting with a foreign policy consultant before his election, endowed with the requisite quaifications, or one who al Trump inquired three times as to why the U.S. can't use nu- lowed "Toreign powers to gain an improper ascendant in clear weapons. Given his impulsive blustering and megalo- our councils-in other words, a man exactly like Donald mania (actually equating himselt to Lincoln), this is truly Trump, Ironically, the Electoral College backfired in 2016, horrifying Founder of Hustler Magazine Offers $10 Million For Information to Help Impeach Donald Trump, Says "Trump Has Proven That He's Dangerously Unfit" - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hustler Magazine founder LarryFlynt is willing to spend a pretty penny on the impeachment of Donald Trump. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yesterday, Fox Business anchor Liz Claman, tweeted a photo of an ad that offered $10 million for information leading to the impeachment and removal from office of Donald Trump. Although, the headline named Larry Flynt and Hustler Magazine as the financiers, it wasn’t confirmed until Flynt retweeted the photo on his own account. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the ad, Flynt said that “after nine tumultuous month in office, Trump has proven that he’s dangerously unfit to exercise the extreme power accrued by our new ‘unitary executive,” adding that the presidency is “illegitimate.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He then goes on to detail the long list of Trump's questionable acts from the firing of James Comey to his failure to denounce white supremacist, and his “hundreds of bald-faced lies.” In the ad, he also says Trump’s “worrisome” ability to “trigger a nuclear world war” is one of the more “horrifying” reasons that he needs to get the boot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Impeachment would be a messy, contentious affair, but the alternative –three more years of destabilizing dysfunction – is worse,” he wrote. “Both good Democrats and good Republicans who put country over party did it before with Watergate.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, he says he still needs “unimpeachable evidence,” adding that “we need to flush everything out into the open,” to get Trump out of office. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this is not the first time Flynt has offered up his own money to bring things to the light. In October of 2016, he offered $1 million for evidence of Trump “engaging in illegal activity or acting in a sexually demeaning or derogatory manner.” Back in 1998, he offered $1 million and again in 2007 for “documented evidence of illicit sexual liaisons with a prominent member of public office,” against BillClinton.
College, Donald Trump, and Empire: Founder of Hustler Magazine Offers $10 Million
 For Information to Help Impeach Donald Trump,
 Says "Trump Has Proven That He's Dangerously
 Unfit"
 9
 @balleralert
 LARRY FLYNT AND HUSTLER MAGAZINE
 ANNOUNCE A CASH OFFER OF UP TO
 5
 $10 MILLION
 FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO
 THE IMPEACHMENT
 AND REMOVAL FROM OFFICE OF
 DONALD J. TRUMP
 strike many as tion, and obstruction of jusoice in the firing of FBI Director
 tion, and obstruction
 The atlempt to impeach Donald Trump wil
 te with his racial dog-whistiing
 and unconscionable defense of the KKK and neo-Nazis after
 election But thore is a stroing case to be made that the last 2. Inciting violent clv stri
 election was egitimate in many ways-and that after nine
 tunultluous months in office, Trump has proven he's dan- the Charlotesville rlots.
 perounty unfit to exercise the extreme power accrued by our 3 Compromising
 new "unitary executive.
 massive conticts-of-interest global business empire.
 After losing the popular vote, Trump was installed only by Telling hundreds of bald-faced lies, and complete igno-
 the quirks of our antiquated Electoral College, enacted as rance of world aftairs
 count slaves as three-firths of a citizen, even though they sons to high office.
 a concession to lower-population slove states allowed to 5. Gross nepotizm and appointment of unqualified per-
 couldnT vote-a real anachronism today in a mutiutual . Sabotaging the 19G-nation Paris accords to save the
 society t struggling for racial equity and tolarance. The planet from future climate cataclysm. If that is not at least
 principle,
 amisdemoanos, the term is meaningless.
 apocalypse strikes, Trump might trigger a nuclear world
 Electoral Colege violates the "one man, one vote
 valuing Wyoming voters, for instance, at 3.6 times more But most worrisome is that, long betore clirnate-change
 than Calitornia voters.
 It was also designed as a frewall against an unstable wac His foreign policy decisions have been marked not by
 demagogue. Alexander Hamilton hoped that electors would sober reflection, but thin-skinned emotion and erratic, il
 prevent a Prealdent "with talents for low intrigue, and the edvised tweets, often at odds with established policy. In a
 ittle arts of popularity a man "not in an eminent degree meeting with a foreign policy consultant before his election,
 endowed with the requisite quaifications, or one who al Trump inquired three times as to why the U.S. can't use nu-
 lowed "Toreign powers to gain an improper ascendant in clear weapons. Given his impulsive blustering and megalo-
 our councils-in other words, a man exactly like Donald mania (actually equating himselt to Lincoln), this is truly
 Trump, Ironically, the Electoral College backfired in 2016,
 horrifying
Founder of Hustler Magazine Offers $10 Million For Information to Help Impeach Donald Trump, Says "Trump Has Proven That He's Dangerously Unfit" - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hustler Magazine founder LarryFlynt is willing to spend a pretty penny on the impeachment of Donald Trump. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yesterday, Fox Business anchor Liz Claman, tweeted a photo of an ad that offered $10 million for information leading to the impeachment and removal from office of Donald Trump. Although, the headline named Larry Flynt and Hustler Magazine as the financiers, it wasn’t confirmed until Flynt retweeted the photo on his own account. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the ad, Flynt said that “after nine tumultuous month in office, Trump has proven that he’s dangerously unfit to exercise the extreme power accrued by our new ‘unitary executive,” adding that the presidency is “illegitimate.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He then goes on to detail the long list of Trump's questionable acts from the firing of James Comey to his failure to denounce white supremacist, and his “hundreds of bald-faced lies.” In the ad, he also says Trump’s “worrisome” ability to “trigger a nuclear world war” is one of the more “horrifying” reasons that he needs to get the boot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Impeachment would be a messy, contentious affair, but the alternative –three more years of destabilizing dysfunction – is worse,” he wrote. “Both good Democrats and good Republicans who put country over party did it before with Watergate.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But, he says he still needs “unimpeachable evidence,” adding that “we need to flush everything out into the open,” to get Trump out of office. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, this is not the first time Flynt has offered up his own money to bring things to the light. In October of 2016, he offered $1 million for evidence of Trump “engaging in illegal activity or acting in a sexually demeaning or derogatory manner.” Back in 1998, he offered $1 million and again in 2007 for “documented evidence of illicit sexual liaisons with a prominent member of public office,” against BillClinton.

Founder of Hustler Magazine Offers $10 Million For Information to Help Impeach Donald Trump, Says "Trump Has Proven That He's Dangerously Un...