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cpr: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library x-cetra: esaa-tas: aquarian-sunchild: positive-memes: Drop the beat not the heart rate I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop. you Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.
cpr: julia reinstein@juliareinstein
 I learned how to do CPR today so now
 know how to save your life but more
 importantly I found out New York
 Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify
 playlist of songs that are the right beat to
 time CPR compressions to and it is on
 point
 9:49イ
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Songs to do CPR to
 l of these son
 ht
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 beat to perform CPR. Pick o
 remember
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 case you ever need to save a life
 PLAYLIST BY
 MMMBop-Single Version
 Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast..
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 NYPHOSPITAL
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Fast Car
 Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman
 E May 18, 2017
 2h 56m
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 FI
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma…
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Download
 Fast Car
 O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman
 Hips Don't Lie
 Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2
 Fl
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray
 Just Dance
 Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (.
 You Can't Hurry Love
 Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga
 Devices Avalable
 Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma.
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198.
 Something Just Like This
 The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik.
 茴
 Q
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 IN
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Drop the beat not the heart rate

I can’t wait for someone to collapse near me so I can punch them back to life while screaming MMMBop.

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Also, for those of us above a certain age, the American Heart Association has long recommended the Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive as a CPR aid.

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cpr: julia reinstein@juliareinstein I learned how to do CPR today so now know how to save your life but more importantly I found out New York Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify playlist of songs that are the right beat to time CPR compressions to and it is on point 9:49イ Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Songs to do CPR to l of these son ht Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow beat to perform CPR. Pick o remember SHUFFLE PLAY case you ever need to save a life PLAYLIST BY MMMBop-Single Version Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast.. Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) NYPHOSPITAL Gives You Hell The All-American Rejects When The World Co.. Fast Car Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman E May 18, 2017 2h 56m Heartbreaker Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow FI Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray Who's That Girl Madonna Celebration (double disc version) Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma… Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198 SHUFFLE PLAY Download Fast Car O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman Hips Don't Lie Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2 Fl Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray Just Dance Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (. You Can't Hurry Love Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga Devices Avalable Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma. Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198. Something Just Like This The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik. 茴 Q (0) IN RadioYour Library Drop the beat not the heart rate
cpr: julia reinstein@juliareinstein
 I learned how to do CPR today so now
 know how to save your life but more
 importantly I found out New York
 Presbyterian Hospital maintains a Spotify
 playlist of songs that are the right beat to
 time CPR compressions to and it is on
 point
 9:49イ
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Songs to do CPR to
 l of these son
 ht
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 beat to perform CPR. Pick o
 remember
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 case you ever need to save a life
 PLAYLIST BY
 MMMBop-Single Version
 Hanson The Best Of Hanson 20th Century Mast..
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 NYPHOSPITAL
 Gives You Hell
 The All-American Rejects When The World Co..
 Fast Car
 Tracy Chapman-Tracy Chapman
 E May 18, 2017
 2h 56m
 Heartbreaker
 Mariah Carey, JAY Z Rainbow
 FI
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five: Sugar Ray
 Who's That Girl
 Madonna Celebration (double disc version)
 Rock This Town-Single Edit/24 Bit Ma…
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Download
 Fast Car
 O Tracy Chapman Tracy Chapman
 Hips Don't Lie
 Shakira, Wyclef Jean Oral Fixation Vol. 2
 Fl
 Sugar Ray Rhino Hi-Five:Sugar Ray
 Just Dance
 Lady Gaga, Colby O'Donis The Fame Monster (.
 You Can't Hurry Love
 Music To My Eyes Lady Gaga
 Devices Avalable
 Rock This Town Single Edit/24 Bit Ma.
 Stray Cats The Brian Setzer Collection 1981-198.
 Something Just Like This
 The Chainsmoker, Coldplay . Something Just Lik.
 茴
 Q
 (0)
 IN
 RadioYour Library
Drop the beat not the heart rate

Drop the beat not the heart rate

cpr: Saving your pet with CPR With pets increasingly being treated like a member of the family, many owners are learning emergency techniques like CPR to keep their pet alive before bringing it to a veterinarian. Check for breathing and pulse Check pulse using middle and index finger as to checkbelow the wrist, inner thigh (temoral artery) ruse below the ankle or where left elbow touches for the chest. Look for other If there is no breathing and no pulse, begin CPR immediately. warning signs Gums and lips will appear gray- colored. Pupils will be dilated and not responsive to light. Pupils If not breathing, give breath to animal Cats and small dogs Place your mouth over its nose and mouth to blow air in. Medium-large dogs Place your mouth over its nose to blow air in. Heimlich maneuver If breath won't go in, airway may be blocked. Tun dog upside down, with its back against your chest. Wrap your arms around the dog and clasp your hands together just below its rib cage (since you're holding the dog upside down, it's above the rib cage, in the abdomen). Using both arms, give five sharp thrusts to the abdomen. Then check its mouth or airway for the object. If you see it, remove it and give two more rescue breaths. Start compressions if no pulse Lay animal on right side and place hand over ribs where its elbow touches the chest. Begin compressions. Do not give compressions tsmall dog (Under 30 lbs.) if dog has pulse. Compressions Compress per breath Animal size chest 12-1 inch of air Medium-arge dog (30-90 lbs.) . 1-3 inches5 10 Giant dog (over 90 lbs) -3 inches Repeat procedure and then every few minutes. al has a pulse and is breathing. after 20 minutes. Check pulse after 1 minute Continue giving CPR until the Stop CPR SOURCE: American Red Cross srsfunny: Every Dog Owner Should Know This
cpr: Saving your pet with CPR
 With pets increasingly being
 treated like a member of the
 family, many owners are learning
 emergency techniques like CPR
 to keep their pet alive before
 bringing it to a veterinarian.
 Check for breathing and pulse
 Check pulse using middle and index finger
 as to checkbelow the wrist, inner thigh (temoral artery)
 ruse below the ankle or where left elbow touches
 for
 the chest.
 Look for other
 If there is no breathing and no
 pulse, begin CPR immediately.
 warning signs
 Gums and lips will appear
 gray- colored.
 Pupils will be dilated and
 not responsive to light.
 Pupils
 If not breathing, give
 breath to animal
 Cats and small dogs
 Place your mouth over its nose
 and mouth to blow air in.
 Medium-large dogs
 Place your mouth over its nose
 to blow air in.
 Heimlich maneuver
 If breath won't go in, airway may be blocked.
 Tun dog upside down, with its back against
 your chest. Wrap your arms around the dog
 and clasp your hands together just below its
 rib cage (since you're holding the dog upside
 down, it's above the rib cage, in the
 abdomen). Using both arms, give five sharp thrusts
 to the abdomen. Then check its mouth or airway for the
 object. If you see it, remove it and give two more
 rescue breaths.
 Start compressions if no pulse
 Lay animal on right side and place hand over ribs
 where its elbow touches the chest. Begin
 compressions. Do not give compressions tsmall dog (Under 30 lbs.)
 if dog has pulse.
 Compressions
 Compress per breath
 Animal size
 chest
 12-1 inch
 of air
 Medium-arge dog (30-90 lbs.) . 1-3 inches5
 10
 Giant dog (over 90 lbs) -3 inches
 Repeat
 procedure and then every few minutes. al has a pulse and is breathing. after 20 minutes.
 Check pulse after 1 minute Continue giving CPR until the
 Stop CPR
 SOURCE: American Red Cross
srsfunny:

Every Dog Owner Should Know This

srsfunny: Every Dog Owner Should Know This

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doggos-with-jobs:Incredible police dog bounds into action and performs CPR to ‘save her handler’s life’ when he plays dead
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cpr: Saving your pet with CPR With pets increasingly being treated like a member of the family many owners are learning emergency techniques like CPR to keep their pet alive before bringing it to a veterinarian. Check for breathing and pulse Areas to check orpuse Check pulse using middle and index finger below the wrist, inner thigh (femoral artery) below the ankle or where left elbow touches the chest. Look for other warning signs Gums and lips will appear gray-colored If there is no breathing and no pulse, begin CPR immediately. Pupils will be dilated and not responsive to light. Gums Pupils If not breathing, give breath to animal Cats and small dogs Place your mouth over its nose and mouth to blow air in. Medium-large dogs Place your mouth over its nose to blow air in. Heimlich maneuver If breath won't go in, airway may be blocked Turn dog upside down, with its back against your chest. Wrap your arms around the dog and clasp your hands together just below its rib cage (since you're holding the dog upside down, it's above the rib cage, in the abdomen). Using both arms, give five sharp thrusts to the abdomen. Then check its mouth or airway for the object. If you see it, remove it and give two more rescue breaths Start compressions if no pulse Lay animal on right side and place hand over ribs Compressions Compress per breath Animal size chest of air compressions. Do not give compressions if dog has pulse Cat/small dog (Under 30 lbs.) 1/2-1 inch Medium-large dog (30-90 lbs.) 1-3 inches5 Giant dog (over 90 lbs Continue giving CPR until the animal has a pulse and is breathing. after 20 minutes 1-3 inches 10 Repeat procedure and then every few minutes Check pulse after 1 minute Stop CPR <p><a href="https://doggos-with-jobs.tumblr.com/post/174409379110/a-little-ot-sorry-but-i-thought-it-was-useful-to" class="tumblr_blog">doggos-with-jobs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>A little OT (sorry) but I thought it was useful to share with anyone who loves dogs: Here is how to save your dog with CPR (image taken from Working Dog magazine)</p></blockquote> important post
cpr: Saving your pet with CPR
 With pets increasingly being
 treated like a member of the
 family many owners are learning
 emergency techniques like CPR
 to keep their pet alive before
 bringing it to a veterinarian.
 Check for breathing and pulse
 Areas to check
 orpuse
 Check pulse using middle and index finger
 below the wrist, inner thigh (femoral artery)
 below the ankle or where left elbow touches
 the chest.
 Look for other
 warning signs
 Gums and lips will appear
 gray-colored
 If there is no breathing and no
 pulse, begin CPR immediately.
 Pupils will be dilated and
 not responsive to light.
 Gums
 Pupils
 If not breathing, give
 breath to animal
 Cats and small dogs
 Place your mouth over its nose
 and mouth to blow air in.
 Medium-large dogs
 Place your mouth over its nose
 to blow air in.
 Heimlich maneuver
 If breath won't go in, airway may be blocked
 Turn dog upside down, with its back against
 your chest. Wrap your arms around the dog
 and clasp your hands together just below its
 rib cage (since you're holding the dog upside
 down, it's above the rib cage, in the
 abdomen). Using both arms, give five sharp thrusts
 to the abdomen. Then check its mouth or airway for the
 object. If you see it, remove it and give two more
 rescue breaths
 Start compressions if no pulse
 Lay animal on right side and place hand over ribs
 Compressions
 Compress per breath
 Animal size
 chest
 of air
 compressions. Do not give compressions
 if dog has pulse
 Cat/small dog (Under 30 lbs.) 1/2-1 inch
 Medium-large dog (30-90 lbs.)
 1-3 inches5
 Giant dog (over 90 lbs
 Continue giving CPR until the
 animal has a pulse and is breathing. after 20 minutes
 1-3 inches
 10
 Repeat
 procedure and then every few minutes
 Check pulse after 1 minute
 Stop CPR
<p><a href="https://doggos-with-jobs.tumblr.com/post/174409379110/a-little-ot-sorry-but-i-thought-it-was-useful-to" class="tumblr_blog">doggos-with-jobs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>A little OT (sorry) but I thought it was useful to share with anyone who loves dogs: Here is how to save your dog with CPR (image taken from Working Dog magazine)</p></blockquote>
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cpr: DOD INVESTIGATING WHETHER MARINES WERE ASLO INVOLVED IN GREEN BERET MURDER New forensic evidence suggests more people may have been present the night of Logan Melgar's death in Mali WASHINGTON — The military is investigating whether two Marine Raiders played a role in the choking death of a Green Beret in Mali last year and the possible cover up of how it occurred, according to five U.S. defense officials. Two Navy SEALs from DEVGRU are already under investigation for their involvement in the strangling death of Staff Sgt. Logan Melgar during the predawn hours of June 4, 2017. Melgar, 34, died in embassy housing he shared with other service members in Bamako, capital of the West African nation. A September 2017 Army Criminal Investigative Division report about the incident quotes Navy SEAL Tony DeDolph saying he and Army Staff Sgt. Logan Melgar were wrestling at 4 a.m. when a fellow SEAL Adamcranston Matthew came in and joined in the horseplay. According to the SEALS, the men fell down together and when they stood up Melgar wasn’t breathing. The SEALs say they attempted CPR and tried to open an airway, but Melgar died of asphyxiation. The same report, however, says a witness told investigators that DeDolph and Matthews were among a group of people angry at Melgar, and had made comments about getting back at him. According to that witness, “DeDolph admitted … that he ‘choked [Melgar] out.’ ” and had used duct tape on him. A military medical examiner ruled that Melgar’s death was “homicide by asphyxiation.” Now forensic evidence uncovered during a Navy investigation indicates two Marines may have been present during the night, say five U.S. defense officials. Adam Stump, spokesperson for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which has been probing the incident, declined to comment on the two Marines. “We don’t talk about open investigations,” Stump said. A spokesperson for U.S. Marine Special Operations Command also declined to comment on the two Marines. “It is our policy not to comment on ongoing investigations,” Maj. Nick Mannweiler said.
cpr: DOD INVESTIGATING WHETHER MARINES WERE
 ASLO INVOLVED IN GREEN BERET MURDER
 New forensic evidence suggests more people may have been
 present the night of Logan Melgar's death in Mali
WASHINGTON — The military is investigating whether two Marine Raiders played a role in the choking death of a Green Beret in Mali last year and the possible cover up of how it occurred, according to five U.S. defense officials. Two Navy SEALs from DEVGRU are already under investigation for their involvement in the strangling death of Staff Sgt. Logan Melgar during the predawn hours of June 4, 2017. Melgar, 34, died in embassy housing he shared with other service members in Bamako, capital of the West African nation. A September 2017 Army Criminal Investigative Division report about the incident quotes Navy SEAL Tony DeDolph saying he and Army Staff Sgt. Logan Melgar were wrestling at 4 a.m. when a fellow SEAL Adamcranston Matthew came in and joined in the horseplay. According to the SEALS, the men fell down together and when they stood up Melgar wasn’t breathing. The SEALs say they attempted CPR and tried to open an airway, but Melgar died of asphyxiation. The same report, however, says a witness told investigators that DeDolph and Matthews were among a group of people angry at Melgar, and had made comments about getting back at him. According to that witness, “DeDolph admitted … that he ‘choked [Melgar] out.’ ” and had used duct tape on him. A military medical examiner ruled that Melgar’s death was “homicide by asphyxiation.” Now forensic evidence uncovered during a Navy investigation indicates two Marines may have been present during the night, say five U.S. defense officials. Adam Stump, spokesperson for the Naval Criminal Investigative Service, which has been probing the incident, declined to comment on the two Marines. “We don’t talk about open investigations,” Stump said. A spokesperson for U.S. Marine Special Operations Command also declined to comment on the two Marines. “It is our policy not to comment on ongoing investigations,” Maj. Nick Mannweiler said.

WASHINGTON — The military is investigating whether two Marine Raiders played a role in the choking death of a Green Beret in Mali last ye...

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cpr: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE The lavout is clean and easy to read MARIA HUDSON 2. 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental t includes a link to Maria's professional profile. objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English. EDUCATION Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016) Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012) RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising Maria's goal!s are clear. LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present) Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present) Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011) It plays up Maria's selling points 4 ACHIEVEMENTS Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013) Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012) National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) SKILLS Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English It includes some references to high school WORK EXPERIENCE Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013) Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America Server Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience · Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time .Restocked service areas with supplies. It lists her social media skills. Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013) Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool Lifeguard Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED) Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs. It doesn't include a list of references. BUSINESS INSIDER jadelyn: chronic-illness-cat: titleknown: hueva-york: la-bufadora: businessinsider: Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience yoooo what i need by tomorrow AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO! Dear sick Kitties, Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV. You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value. This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements.  So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day: Move the skills section up to the top!  You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)?  WHAT YOU CAN DO.  I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it.  Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume.  (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.) Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any.  Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience.  Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience.  Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work. Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh.  I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons.  Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals?  I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate.  I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want. However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can.  Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE.  Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.
cpr: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR
 SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE
 The lavout is clean
 and easy to read
 MARIA HUDSON
 2.
 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL
 PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN
 Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in
 leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental
 t includes a link to
 Maria's professional
 profile.
 objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English.
 EDUCATION
 Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016)
 Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0
 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012)
 RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK
 Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising
 Maria's goal!s
 are clear.
 LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS
 Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present)
 Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present)
 Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011)
 It plays up Maria's
 selling points
 4
 ACHIEVEMENTS
 Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013)
 Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012)
 National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 SKILLS
 Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel
 Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr
 Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English
 It includes some
 references to high
 school
 WORK EXPERIENCE
 Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013)
 Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America
 Server
 Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience
 ·
 Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time
 .Restocked service areas with supplies.
 It lists her social
 media skills.
 Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013)
 Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool
 Lifeguard
 Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram
 Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately
 .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED)
 Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs.
 It doesn't include a
 list of references.
 BUSINESS INSIDER
jadelyn:
chronic-illness-cat:


titleknown:

hueva-york:

la-bufadora:

businessinsider:

Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Reblogging because I WISH I HAD FUCKING KNOWN ABOUT THIS IN HIGH SCHOOL YEARS AGO!


Dear sick Kitties, Please save this to your computer because one day you might be well enough to work in some capacity and it’s unfair for you to have blank spots on your resume/CV. You have worth and validity even if you don’t have a huge work history. YOU have value.


This is mostly really good, but I have a couple minor disagreements.  So…here are three recommendations from an HR person who reads a shitton of resumes every day:

Move the skills section up to the top!  You know what I give a fuck about the most when I’m reading a resume (at least for entry-level positions)?  WHAT YOU CAN DO.  I frankly don’t give a shit where you learned it.  Tell me what you’re capable of in concrete terms, organized in a bullet-points list or table that I can quickly scan to see if you even stand a chance of matching what we need, because that is all I’m doing in those critical first couple of seconds that decides whether I even bother looking at the rest of the resume.  (Which I get sounds kinda callous but when I have to get through a couple dozen resumes, meaning download, open, read, decide what to do, forward it to the appropriate person if it makes the cut with my comments/summary/recommendations, file it appropriately and go on to the next one, and get back to my other duties and responsibilities - which I don’t have enough hours in the day for as it is - I can’t afford to depth-read every single resume that hits my inbox.)

Include volunteer experience as work experience if you have any.  Running the concession stand at a high school club event of some kind counts as cash handling and customer service experience.  Making blog themes for your friends counts as web design experience.  Just because you weren’t getting paid doesn’t mean it wasn’t work experience you can potentially leverage to get actual paying work.

Rework that top statement - in its current form it’s looking like some odd hybrid of an executive summary (good!) and an objective statement (bad!), and I’m not sure how I feel about it tbh.  I think it’s the “leveraging…to positively contribute” bit that is pushing all my “ugh no fucking shit sherlock” buttons.  Like…what were you going to say, that you want to skate along doing the bare minimum amount of work and you don’t give a shit about the organization’s goals?  I see way too many regurgitated statements like that - “positively contribute” and “maximize success” and “utilize my skills to further goals” etc. - and they just make my eyes roll out of my head at this point because they’re so generically corporate.  I’d rather see a declarative statement about what you are and what you can do, than what you want.
However, huge massive bonus points for putting language fluency right there at the top where I don’t have to go hunting for it - language skills are ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS A PLUS and you want to highlight that shit as hard as you can.  Shove that language fluency in my fucking face, PLEASE.  Better that than having to scour your work history for mention of translation or anything like that, which I will only do if I’m A: already liking your qualifications so far, and B: totally fucking desperate for someone who speaks goddamn Spanish already.

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cpr: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE The lavout is clean and easy to read MARIA HUDSON 2. 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental t includes a link to Maria's professional profile. objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English. EDUCATION Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016) Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012) RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising Maria's goal!s are clear. LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present) Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present) Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011) It plays up Maria's selling points 4 ACHIEVEMENTS Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013) Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012) National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012) SKILLS Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English It includes some references to high school WORK EXPERIENCE Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013) Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America Server Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience · Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time .Restocked service areas with supplies. It lists her social media skills. Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013) Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool Lifeguard Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED) Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs. It doesn't include a list of references. BUSINESS INSIDER abby-studies-art: hueva-york: la-bufadora: businessinsider: Infographic: 7 Reasons This Is An Excellent Resume For Someone With No Experience yoooo what i need by tomorrow AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU need this!
cpr: THE PERFECT RESUME FOR
 SOMEONE WITH NO EXPERIENCE
 The lavout is clean
 and easy to read
 MARIA HUDSON
 2.
 212-###.#### . emailaddress@marist.edu-LinkedIn URL
 PUBLIC RELATIONS AND ADVERTISING INTERN
 Highly motivated communications student seeking internship opportunities in advertising or public relations. Interested in
 leveraging social media experience and writing skills to positively contribute to an organization's corporate or departmental
 t includes a link to
 Maria's professional
 profile.
 objectives, while gaining valuable industry experience. Bilingual: fluent in Spanish and English.
 EDUCATION
 Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Expected Graduation: Spring 2016)
 Bachelor of Arts (BA.) in communication; concentration in public relations . Cumulative GPA: 3.7/4.0
 Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (Graduation: June 2012)
 RELEVANT COLLEGE COURSEWORK
 Writing for College Introduction to Communication Public Presentations Principles of Advertising
 Maria's goal!s
 are clear.
 LEADERSHIP ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS
 Member. Public Relations Student Society of America (PRSSA) Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2014-present)
 Secretary. Communication Arts Society Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013- present)
 Vice President Morris Hills High School Student Council. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 Varsity Member Morris Hills High School Field Hockey Team Rockaway, NJ (Fall 2011)
 It plays up Maria's
 selling points
 4
 ACHIEVEMENTS
 Dean's List Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (Spring 2013)
 Academic Scholarship Marist College Poughkeepsie, NY (2012)
 National Honor Society Morris Hills High School. Rockaway, NJ (2011- 2012)
 SKILLS
 Proficient in Microsoft Office: MS Word MS PowerPoint MS Excel
 Online Research . Social Media: Twitter·Instagram . Facebook . Tumblr
 Bilingual: fluent in Spanish (writing and speaking) and English
 It includes some
 references to high
 school
 WORK EXPERIENCE
 Applebee's Neighborhood Bar & Grill Parsippany, NJ (Summer 2013)
 Popular neighborhood restaurant with nearly 2,000 locations across North America
 Server
 Successfully multitasked to serve more than one customer at a time and provide a pleasant dining experience
 ·
 Communicated orders to the kitchen staff and ensured that all orders were accurate and delivered on time
 .Restocked service areas with supplies.
 It lists her social
 media skills.
 Frog Falls Waterpark Wharton, NJ (Summer 2011, 2012, 2013)
 Membership-only facility featuring water slides, 25-yard lap lanes, a leisure pool, a lazy river, and a child activity pool
 Lifeguard
 Responsible for managing Frog Falls Waterpark's social media accounts: Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram
 Ensured the safety of all swimmers by recognizing emergencies and responding immediately
 .Provided First Aid immediately and effectively to injured patrons (Certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED)
 Enforced all policies and procedures pertaining to aquatic facilities; maintained records, reports and activity logs.
 It doesn't include a
 list of references.
 BUSINESS INSIDER
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cpr: Birds And Beaks Rescue and Rehab This will likely be the most heartbreaking post I ever write On the evening of January 1, 2018, we lost 11 birds. Most of the birds passed within about 30 minutes of each other, with the last one, a nanday conure not passing until around 4am We originally thought maybe carbon monoxide or something in the air, and began evacuation to the garage and called 911. The fire department tested both for carbon monoxide and noxious gases and our results were zeros across the board The next logical thought was food/water. We pulled all the food and water and put them on the counter The next morning, we took those birds to our veterinarian and had necropsies done for them. The initial things our doctor found were hearts were good, lungs were good, all seem to be in good health, except their stomachs were inflamed, there was a green sludge in their Gl tracts and their livers were rock hard. Gross necropsies were submitted by our vet for 2 birds to determine official cause of death with food toxicity being the suspicion There are another 3 birds that we are unsure if they will make it or not Today, January 3, 2018, I took the in-bowl samples of food to Michigan State University Before we go further, I want to make it clear I am not pointing fingers. There were 3 foods included in our mix, and thankfully we are fastidious - we have the packages that food came in so that batches can be pulled and we have contacted the companies. The foods are Zupreem Fruitblend, large size for macaws, cockatoos etc. Higgins Vitaseed Lefeber's Nutriberries MSU is in receipt of 2lbs of the food that was in the bowls and we should have results back for WHAT the toxin is within 5-7 days We spoke with another Michigan Rescue to tell them what's going on, and they also experienced a die off in the last week of 3 birds. The foods they were feeding are Zupreem Fruit Flavored Blend and Higgins Vitaseed Our hearts are broken. In a million pieces. We are not ok. We will probably never be ok again. I am happy to answer questions. What l don't want is mass hysteria. We are awaiting results back from the lab and necropsies - and all we can do is wait. What I'm concerned with is that birds are dying and unlike us - you guys usually have one or two birds. If something happens, you're thinking it's your fault. That you've done something wrong. You don't question the food because you trust it. You need to have necropsies done. You need to save your food, your bags, and you need to get it tested We don't know which food it was at this point, and we're not pointing fingers What I can tell you is that the companies are being very cooperative, helpful and working WITH us My personal opinion is that for now, if you are feeding any of those brands, please stop and feed fresh/frozen foods only until we have the results back for why this happened Please keep us in your thoughts. Our hearts are broken. We lost 11 family members. Watching my children try to give CPR to the birds we all love and care for in vain may be the worst thing I have ever witnessed, only second to walking into my aviary and seeing all but 3 of my birds in there gone Charlie Max Guido Zook Oliver Rosie Eddie Cheech (M2, boarder) Cheech (YN Amazon) Chong Pebbles My loves. Rest in Heaven my angels. My request to you - ask your questions here. Don't flood my inbox. When have answers, you shall have answers. I'm an open book. l'Il answer anything here in this thread. We are a by-the-book rescue. We don't cut corners. So ask away If you're negative - I just don't have any energy for you. I really don't. Be supportive or be gone. Information about the food batches: Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc 10287 865309107 Use By: 3/31/19 Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc 09137 862908047 Use by: 2/28/19 Higgin's Vita Seed Parrot Use By: 4/5/19 Lefeber's Tropical Fruit Nutriberries: Use By Batch: 122218B Symptoms As digestion happens, about 4 hours in, the birds become wobbly, disoriented, weak, unable to stand up and still. Droopy wings. Vomiting a copper reddish substance, seizures begin and then death. The 3 remaining birds are still very wobbly and weak. We have 17 birds still living, including the 3 that we could still lose. Of the 17, a few had last batch food, a few don't eat this food at all (lorikeet, hyacinth), and my picky eaters are still with us. haiku-robot: rembrandtswife: wordsonbirds: tieltavern: aleksthetiel: THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEASE READ THROUGH. I’m posting this out of concern for others, as this is not a single outlying case. Please visit this rescues Facebook page and read through the comments on this post, there are others who have had similar thing happen to them. If you feed Zupreem or Vitaseed (And possibly nutriberries, but cross referencing through the comments shows that this isn’t likely the problem) I highly recommend pulling it temporarily and following this page, as they have sent away the food to be checked. This is the rescues page facebook.com/birdsandbeaks/ I normally don’t reblog sad things, but this is a reblog to save a life.  If youfeed Zupreem, Vitaseed, or Nutriberries, PLEASE read this post. From the page for those who can’t read the images who are worried about particular batches. Please check your food and watch your babes closely friends. Information about the food batches:Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc: 10287 865309107 Use By: 3/31/19Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc: 09137 862908047 Use by: 2/28/19Higgin’s Vita Seed Parrot Use By: 4/5/19Lefeber’s Tropical Fruit Nutriberries: Use By Batch: 122218B Thank you, @wordsonbirds, I couldn’t enlarge the images enough to read them. thank you @wordsonbirds i couldn’t enlarge the images enough to read them ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Selfie | Meep morp! Zeet!
cpr: Birds And Beaks Rescue and Rehab
 This will likely be the most heartbreaking post I ever write
 On the evening of January 1, 2018, we lost 11 birds. Most of the birds
 passed within about 30 minutes of each other, with the last one, a nanday
 conure not passing until around 4am
 We originally thought maybe carbon monoxide or something in the air, and
 began evacuation to the garage and called 911. The fire department tested
 both for carbon monoxide and noxious gases and our results were zeros
 across the board
 The next logical thought was food/water. We pulled all the food and water
 and put them on the counter
 The next morning, we took those birds to our veterinarian and had
 necropsies done for them. The initial things our doctor found were hearts
 were good, lungs were good, all seem to be in good health, except their
 stomachs were inflamed, there was a green sludge in their Gl tracts and their
 livers were rock hard.
 Gross necropsies were submitted by our vet for 2 birds to determine official
 cause of death with food toxicity being the suspicion
 There are another 3 birds that we are unsure if they will make it or not
 Today, January 3, 2018, I took the in-bowl samples of food to Michigan State
 University
 Before we go further, I want to make it clear I am not pointing fingers. There
 were 3 foods included in our mix, and thankfully we are fastidious - we have
 the packages that food came in so that batches can be pulled and we have
 contacted the companies. The foods are
 Zupreem Fruitblend, large size for macaws, cockatoos etc.
 Higgins Vitaseed
 Lefeber's Nutriberries
 MSU is in receipt of 2lbs of the food that was in the bowls and we should
 have results back for WHAT the toxin is within 5-7 days
 We spoke with another Michigan Rescue to tell them what's going on, and
 they also experienced a die off in the last week of 3 birds. The foods they
 were feeding are Zupreem Fruit Flavored Blend and Higgins Vitaseed
 Our hearts are broken. In a million pieces. We are not ok. We will probably
 never be ok again.
 I am happy to answer questions. What l don't want is mass hysteria. We are
 awaiting results back from the lab and necropsies - and all we can do is wait.
 What I'm concerned with is that birds are dying and unlike us - you guys
 usually have one or two birds. If something happens, you're thinking it's your
 fault. That you've done something wrong. You don't question the food
 because you trust it.
 You need to have necropsies done. You need to save your food, your bags,
 and you need to get it tested
 We don't know which food it was at this point, and we're not pointing fingers
 What I can tell you is that the companies are being very cooperative, helpful
 and working WITH us
 My personal opinion is that for now, if you are feeding any of those brands,
 please stop and feed fresh/frozen foods only until we have the results back
 for why this happened
 Please keep us in your thoughts. Our hearts are broken. We lost 11 family
 members. Watching my children try to give CPR to the birds we all love and
 care for in vain may be the worst thing I have ever witnessed, only second to
 walking into my aviary and seeing all but 3 of my birds in there gone

 Charlie
 Max
 Guido
 Zook
 Oliver
 Rosie
 Eddie
 Cheech (M2, boarder)
 Cheech (YN Amazon)
 Chong
 Pebbles
 My loves. Rest in Heaven my angels.
 My request to you - ask your questions here. Don't flood my inbox. When
 have answers, you shall have answers. I'm an open book. l'Il answer anything
 here in this thread. We are a by-the-book rescue. We don't cut corners. So
 ask away
 If you're negative - I just don't have any energy for you. I really don't. Be
 supportive or be gone.
 Information about the food batches:
 Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc
 10287 865309107 Use By: 3/31/19
 Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc
 09137 862908047 Use by: 2/28/19
 Higgin's Vita Seed Parrot Use By: 4/5/19
 Lefeber's Tropical Fruit Nutriberries: Use By Batch: 122218B
 Symptoms
 As digestion happens, about 4 hours in, the birds become wobbly,
 disoriented, weak, unable to stand up and still. Droopy wings. Vomiting a
 copper reddish substance, seizures begin and then death. The 3 remaining
 birds are still very wobbly and weak.
 We have 17 birds still living, including the 3 that we could still lose. Of the 17,
 a few had last batch food, a few don't eat this food at all (lorikeet, hyacinth),
 and my picky eaters are still with us.
haiku-robot:

rembrandtswife:
wordsonbirds:

tieltavern:

aleksthetiel:

THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEASE READ THROUGH.

I’m posting this out of concern for others, as this is not a single outlying case. Please visit this rescues Facebook page and read through the comments on this post, there are others who have had similar thing happen to them.

If you feed Zupreem or Vitaseed (And possibly nutriberries, but cross referencing through the comments shows that this isn’t likely the problem) I highly recommend pulling it temporarily and following this page, as they have sent away the food to be checked.

This is the rescues page
facebook.com/birdsandbeaks/

I normally don’t reblog sad things, but this is a reblog to save a life.  If youfeed Zupreem, Vitaseed, or Nutriberries, PLEASE read this post.

From the page for those who can’t read the images who are worried about particular batches. Please check your food and watch your babes closely friends.
Information about the food batches:Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc: 10287 865309107 Use By: 3/31/19Zupreem, Large for macaws/cockatoos etc: 09137 862908047 Use by: 2/28/19Higgin’s Vita Seed Parrot Use By: 4/5/19Lefeber’s Tropical Fruit Nutriberries: Use By Batch: 122218B



Thank you, @wordsonbirds, I couldn’t enlarge the images enough to read them.


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cpr: Heart Attack
 Blood clot
 Artery
 Medicine Net.com 2004
 Cholesterol
 plaque
 Coronary arteries_
 Healthy muscle
 Dying muscle
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<p>Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life</p>
</blockquote>
<p>This could save many lives, reblog</p>
</blockquote>
<p>!!!!!!!!!!</p>
</blockquote>
<p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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<h2> We should all know this<br/></h2>
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<p style="">Glad to share<br/></p>
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cpr: AT&T M-Cell 52% E 11:43 PM a reddit.com reddit r/relationships Non-Romantic My [27F] sister [30F] always gives family members bizarre gifts that kill the mood, starting to worry about her mental state u/chloedear My 30 yr old sister is an amazing person, successful and very generous, but anytime there is any kind of occasion that requires gifts (bday, wedding, Christmas, baby shower) she gives really macabre gifts, usually related to preventing death, that tend to put a damper on the mood. Just some examples: Last Christmas she gave everyone in the family portable fire extinguishers so we don't die in house fires . The Christmas before that she gave us seatbelt cutters and glass break hammers "in case our cars go off the road and we're trapped in" (her words) . When my parents went to Europe last summer for a month, she gave them copies of The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook as if it were a real book and told them it had "a lot of good tips" . She gave my brother and his wife a security camera and motion light set when they got married because they purchased a home that, according to my sister, is in a neighborhood with an "unusually high crime rate." * The one that really got me was at my baby shower last week. She gave me, and I'm not kidding, this creepy infant CPR mannequin that gives feedback as to whether you're doing chest compressions luffykun3695: iwilleatyourenglish: wowvantasticbaby: Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma. honestly…. the fact that they didn’t include this in the original post fucking sucks.but also… i know these gifts may seem “creepy,” but they’re all really practical (well, aside from the book) and show that she clearly cares about the safety of her loved ones. This makes me wonder how people view trauma. You see a lot assholes online of shitting on “sjws” for being triggered and not having ~real~ PTSD, but things like this make me wonder if people simply have no idea how to recognize PTSD when it’s not people freaking out over a loud noise.
cpr: AT&T M-Cell
 52% E
 11:43 PM
 a reddit.com
 reddit
 r/relationships Non-Romantic
 My [27F] sister [30F] always gives family
 members bizarre gifts that kill the mood, starting
 to worry about her mental state
 u/chloedear
 My 30 yr old sister is an amazing person, successful and
 very generous, but anytime there is any kind of occasion
 that requires gifts (bday, wedding, Christmas, baby shower)
 she gives really macabre gifts, usually related to preventing
 death, that tend to put a damper on the mood. Just some
 examples:
 Last Christmas she gave everyone in the family
 portable fire extinguishers so we don't die in house
 fires
 . The Christmas before that she gave us seatbelt
 cutters and glass break hammers "in case our cars
 go off the road and we're trapped in" (her words)
 . When my parents went to Europe last summer for a
 month, she gave them copies of The Worst Case
 Scenario Survival Handbook as if it were a real book
 and told them it had "a lot of good tips"
 . She gave my brother and his wife a security camera
 and motion light set when they got married because
 they purchased a home that, according to my sister,
 is in a neighborhood with an "unusually high crime
 rate."
 * The one that really got me was at my baby shower
 last week. She gave me, and I'm not kidding, this
 creepy infant CPR mannequin that gives feedback
 as to whether you're doing chest compressions
luffykun3695:

iwilleatyourenglish:

wowvantasticbaby:

Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma. 

honestly…. the fact that they didn’t include this in the original post fucking sucks.but also… i know these gifts may seem “creepy,” but they’re all really practical (well, aside from the book) and show that she clearly cares about the safety of her loved ones.

This makes me wonder how people view trauma. You see a lot assholes online of shitting on “sjws” for being triggered and not having ~real~ PTSD, but things like this make me wonder if people simply have no idea how to recognize PTSD when it’s not people freaking out over a loud noise.

luffykun3695: iwilleatyourenglish: wowvantasticbaby: Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car...

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denothedog:
blacks-n-chastity:

150shadesofblack:

blackglamgoddess:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 We should all know this

Glad to share

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cpr: AT&T M-Cell 52% E 11:43 PM a reddit.com reddit r/relationships Non-Romantic My [27F] sister [30F] always gives family members bizarre gifts that kill the mood, starting to worry about her mental state u/chloedear My 30 yr old sister is an amazing person, successful and very generous, but anytime there is any kind of occasion that requires gifts (bday, wedding, Christmas, baby shower) she gives really macabre gifts, usually related to preventing death, that tend to put a damper on the mood. Just some examples: Last Christmas she gave everyone in the family portable fire extinguishers so we don't die in house fires . The Christmas before that she gave us seatbelt cutters and glass break hammers "in case our cars go off the road and we're trapped in" (her words) . When my parents went to Europe last summer for a month, she gave them copies of The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook as if it were a real book and told them it had "a lot of good tips" . She gave my brother and his wife a security camera and motion light set when they got married because they purchased a home that, according to my sister, is in a neighborhood with an "unusually high crime rate." * The one that really got me was at my baby shower last week. She gave me, and I'm not kidding, this creepy infant CPR mannequin that gives feedback as to whether you're doing chest compressions luffykun3695: iwilleatyourenglish: wowvantasticbaby: Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma. honestly…. the fact that they didn’t include this in the original post fucking sucks.but also… i know these gifts may seem “creepy,” but they’re all really practical (well, aside from the book) and show that she clearly cares about the safety of her loved ones. This makes me wonder how people view trauma. You see a lot assholes online of shitting on “sjws” for being triggered and not having ~real~ PTSD, but things like this make me wonder if people simply have no idea how to recognize PTSD when it’s not people freaking out over a loud noise.
cpr: AT&T M-Cell
 52% E
 11:43 PM
 a reddit.com
 reddit
 r/relationships Non-Romantic
 My [27F] sister [30F] always gives family
 members bizarre gifts that kill the mood, starting
 to worry about her mental state
 u/chloedear
 My 30 yr old sister is an amazing person, successful and
 very generous, but anytime there is any kind of occasion
 that requires gifts (bday, wedding, Christmas, baby shower)
 she gives really macabre gifts, usually related to preventing
 death, that tend to put a damper on the mood. Just some
 examples:
 Last Christmas she gave everyone in the family
 portable fire extinguishers so we don't die in house
 fires
 . The Christmas before that she gave us seatbelt
 cutters and glass break hammers "in case our cars
 go off the road and we're trapped in" (her words)
 . When my parents went to Europe last summer for a
 month, she gave them copies of The Worst Case
 Scenario Survival Handbook as if it were a real book
 and told them it had "a lot of good tips"
 . She gave my brother and his wife a security camera
 and motion light set when they got married because
 they purchased a home that, according to my sister,
 is in a neighborhood with an "unusually high crime
 rate."
 * The one that really got me was at my baby shower
 last week. She gave me, and I'm not kidding, this
 creepy infant CPR mannequin that gives feedback
 as to whether you're doing chest compressions
luffykun3695:

iwilleatyourenglish:

wowvantasticbaby:

Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car accident and these gifts are likely her way of dealing with her trauma. 

honestly…. the fact that they didn’t include this in the original post fucking sucks.but also… i know these gifts may seem “creepy,” but they’re all really practical (well, aside from the book) and show that she clearly cares about the safety of her loved ones.

This makes me wonder how people view trauma. You see a lot assholes online of shitting on “sjws” for being triggered and not having ~real~ PTSD, but things like this make me wonder if people simply have no idea how to recognize PTSD when it’s not people freaking out over a loud noise.

luffykun3695: iwilleatyourenglish: wowvantasticbaby: Just so people know, I looked at the source and the sister was in a very bad car...