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cranberry juice: theshitneyspears: jewmingle: “I had plans for the cranberry juice” ‘I’m Drunk’
cranberry juice: theshitneyspears:

jewmingle:

“I had plans for the cranberry juice”

‘I’m Drunk’

theshitneyspears: jewmingle: “I had plans for the cranberry juice” ‘I’m Drunk’

cranberry juice: Lip Gallagher @tonestradamus Rappers drop a song about how nobody fucked with them when they were broke, and the next song is how they don't fuck with broke niggas lol 7/22/17, 4:41 PM 12.5K Retweets 22.1K Likes 乜 *me working at CFA* *customer approaches register* "Hi, welcome to Chick-Fil-A. Will this be dine-in or carry out?" "Um, dine in. Can I have a number 2 with no lettuce and no tomato." "So you want a Spicy Deluxe with no lettuce and tomato... So just a Spicy Chicken sandwich?" "Noooo, I want a Spicy Deluxe with no lettuce and tomato like I said." *internally facepalms* "Ok. Will that be all for you?" "No. I want a...." *stares at menu for 30 seconds* "Lemme get the Cobb salad with no Cobb." "There isn't Cobb on the salad, ma'am." "Then why'd you call it that? Jeez you people." *cant tell if it's racist so I let it slide* "So, you want a Spicy Deluxe and a Cobb Salad?" "Right, with no lettuce and tomato and no Cobb." *facepalm* "And would you like anything to drink?" "Um, do you have juice?" "We have Hi-C?" "I said JUICE." "I could get you an apple juice if you'd like?" "What about cranberry juice?" *facepalm* "I'm sorry we don't carry cranberry juice here." "Then I guess I'll go to a different Chick-Fil-A! Insolent children these days." *takes her things and walks out the building* *manager comes over* "Soooo, what just happened?" "Please fire me."
cranberry juice: Lip Gallagher
 @tonestradamus
 Rappers drop a song about how
 nobody fucked with them when
 they were broke, and the next
 song is how they don't fuck with
 broke niggas lol
 7/22/17, 4:41 PM
 12.5K Retweets 22.1K Likes
 乜
*me working at CFA* *customer approaches register* "Hi, welcome to Chick-Fil-A. Will this be dine-in or carry out?" "Um, dine in. Can I have a number 2 with no lettuce and no tomato." "So you want a Spicy Deluxe with no lettuce and tomato... So just a Spicy Chicken sandwich?" "Noooo, I want a Spicy Deluxe with no lettuce and tomato like I said." *internally facepalms* "Ok. Will that be all for you?" "No. I want a...." *stares at menu for 30 seconds* "Lemme get the Cobb salad with no Cobb." "There isn't Cobb on the salad, ma'am." "Then why'd you call it that? Jeez you people." *cant tell if it's racist so I let it slide* "So, you want a Spicy Deluxe and a Cobb Salad?" "Right, with no lettuce and tomato and no Cobb." *facepalm* "And would you like anything to drink?" "Um, do you have juice?" "We have Hi-C?" "I said JUICE." "I could get you an apple juice if you'd like?" "What about cranberry juice?" *facepalm* "I'm sorry we don't carry cranberry juice here." "Then I guess I'll go to a different Chick-Fil-A! Insolent children these days." *takes her things and walks out the building* *manager comes over* "Soooo, what just happened?" "Please fire me."

*me working at CFA* *customer approaches register* "Hi, welcome to Chick-Fil-A. Will this be dine-in or carry out?" "Um, dine in. Can I h...

cranberry juice: jewmingle: I had plans for the cranberry juice Im Drunk
cranberry juice: jewmingle:

I had plans for the cranberry juice

Im Drunk

jewmingle: I had plans for the cranberry juice Im Drunk