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A Dream, Beautiful, and Cute: Elizabeth @springbreak2005 I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and 1:10 Kyles fuck up Kyle probably wanted to send nudes to all of us But ended up creating a group Probably that AA sad Truly Happens to the best of us we should kick him out of the group and just send each other nudes YesAA Honestly living for that idea maooo i'm always down for that Oh my god I am so down Send a chat Kyles fuck up And I like girls So this will be a dream Thank you. In advance. Hahaha perfect yeah i'm here for that gay shit |Always down | Girls do it better I wanna know who all y'all is it's true sometimes i wonder why i still date men!! my name is may and i have a really cute dog! Send a chat 1:12 1 Kyles fuck up beauty i'm so gay Mood Wait excuse me HOW RUALL SO HOT WHAT did just wake up to some gay shit welcome to the gay zone ME sTOP I just woke up This is amazing are we all gay i'm here for it i'm gay!! this is a such a dream wow Okay seriously I actually love girls so if any ME of ou wanna fuck .. ;) Send a chat 1:12 1 Kyles fuck up omG how are u all so beautiful i play for both teams Wow wtf is going on kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult Hahahaha he didnt even know what he was capable of He's such an idiot IM WEAK this can't be a coincidence ME this is the best thing I could've possibly woken up to oh my god honestly this is pretty great thanks kyle yeah wow we can live out our niche sapphic fantasies Send a chat actyourshoesizegirl: lena-zorel: 20gayteen is so fucking real x “Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”
A Dream, Beautiful, and Cute: Elizabeth
 @springbreak2005
 I hung out with this guy a couple
 times last semester and this
 morning he tried to snapchat
 me and a bunch of other girls
 but accidentally started a huge
 groupchat and

 1:10
 Kyles fuck up
 Kyle probably wanted to send nudes to all
 of us
 But ended up creating a group
 Probably that AA
 sad
 Truly
 Happens to the best of us
 we should kick him out of the group and
 just send each other nudes
 YesAA
 Honestly living for that idea
 maooo i'm always down for that
 Oh my god I am so down
 Send a chat

 Kyles fuck up
 And I like girls
 So this will be a dream
 Thank you. In advance.
 Hahaha perfect
 yeah i'm here for that gay shit
 |Always down
 | Girls do it better
 I wanna know who all y'all is
 it's true sometimes i wonder why i still date
 men!!
 my name is may and i have a really cute
 dog!
 Send a chat

 1:12 1
 Kyles fuck up
 beauty
 i'm so gay
 Mood
 Wait excuse me
 HOW RUALL SO HOT
 WHAT did just wake up to
 some gay shit
 welcome to the gay zone
 ME
 sTOP I just woke up
 This is amazing are we all gay
 i'm here for it
 i'm gay!!
 this is a such a dream wow
 Okay seriously I actually love girls so if any
 ME
 of ou wanna fuck .. ;)
 Send a chat

 1:12 1
 Kyles fuck up
 omG how are u all so beautiful
 i play for both teams
 Wow wtf is going on
 kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult
 Hahahaha he didnt even know what he was
 capable of
 He's such an idiot
 IM WEAK
 this can't be a coincidence
 ME
 this is the best thing I could've possibly
 woken up to oh my god
 honestly this is pretty great thanks kyle
 yeah wow we can live out our niche sapphic
 fantasies
 Send a chat
actyourshoesizegirl:

lena-zorel:

20gayteen is so fucking real x


“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

actyourshoesizegirl: lena-zorel: 20gayteen is so fucking real x “Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

Dieting, Girls, and Saw: Thigh gaps over foury clinicians i rolled out a cialist eatin Wellington clinicians i DHB area.I centred in treatment i erer to eat in put weight dmitted to hreatening It's the latest social-media beauty fad the thigh gap. A clear space between the top of the thighs has become a desirable goal for dieting teens who post and re-post pictures of thigh gaps on social-media platform Tumblr. Along with the postings of thin legs are a slew of others of girls photographing their own thighs, with such comments as "shoot me", "fat legs", or "tomorrow no eating". Clinicians ighing the nily bring ave a meal he parent:s ughter eat ow her to monoto- ' role is to oin in on is treated my, sepa- Clinical I order Serv detection a vice has pu school guid about 75 ar 90% of the are being e being refer education being rolle sees about In reality, acquiring thin upper thighs if you don't have them naturally is only possible by becoming malnourished, says Otago professor of anatomy Mark Stringer. nder the nost like "Only the malnourished or those with a slightly splayed pelvis will have a visible gap between their upper ch about Wilson, pa GPs who I delay refer says altho Disorder S get in, ref requiring describing case where to get her lignant on your is needs le etween eating a uses ts are Although there is a layer of subcuta- neous fat on the upper thighs, much of the reason the thighs are normally close together is because of the size- able abductor muscle that runs up the inner thigh. Only by extreme weight loss will this muscle waste away and the buttocks lose mass, thereby creating a gap for those who do not naturally have one. Nadine VW school gui educationn for more. its use of feedback. an urgent forms, an anger. sar fferers con- precluding: lionese: yogifindingpeace: recoverrunner:  Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap and don’t have a slightly splayed pelvis you have to get so malnourished that your body starts eating its own muscle. why on earth would you want that?! i seriously needed this article. I need to remember this in my mind, the reason i had one was because i was malnourished and now i am strong. Fuck thigh gaps man. I saw a post from a guy saying something like “i dont get thigh gaps, what am i meant to do with it? Stick my dick through it or something?” I know its not why girls do it but it actually made me laugh so hard. I use to want one but i really feel like curves are in work with what you have ladies this article makes me really happy
Dieting, Girls, and Saw: Thigh gaps
 over foury
 clinicians i
 rolled out a
 cialist eatin
 Wellington
 clinicians i
 DHB area.I
 centred in
 treatment i
 erer to eat in
 put weight
 dmitted to
 hreatening
 It's the latest social-media beauty fad
 the thigh gap. A clear space between
 the top of the thighs has become a
 desirable goal for dieting teens who
 post and re-post pictures of thigh
 gaps on social-media platform Tumblr.
 Along with the postings of thin legs are
 a slew of others of girls photographing
 their own thighs, with such comments
 as "shoot me", "fat legs", or "tomorrow
 no eating".
 Clinicians
 ighing the
 nily bring
 ave a meal
 he parent:s
 ughter eat
 ow her to
 monoto-
 ' role is to
 oin in on
 is treated
 my, sepa-
 Clinical I
 order Serv
 detection a
 vice has pu
 school guid
 about 75 ar
 90% of the
 are being e
 being refer
 education
 being rolle
 sees about
 In reality, acquiring thin upper thighs
 if you don't have them naturally is only
 possible by becoming malnourished,
 says Otago professor of anatomy Mark
 Stringer.
 nder the
 nost like
 "Only the malnourished or those
 with a slightly splayed pelvis will have
 a visible gap between their upper
 ch about
 Wilson, pa
 GPs who I
 delay refer
 says altho
 Disorder S
 get in, ref
 requiring
 describing
 case where
 to get her
 lignant
 on your
 is needs
 le
 etween
 eating
 a uses
 ts are
 Although there is a layer of subcuta-
 neous fat on the upper thighs, much
 of the reason the thighs are normally
 close together is because of the size-
 able abductor muscle that runs up the
 inner thigh. Only by extreme weight
 loss will this muscle waste away and the
 buttocks lose mass, thereby creating
 a gap for those who do not naturally
 have one.
 Nadine VW
 school gui
 educationn
 for more.
 its use of
 feedback.
 an urgent
 forms, an
 anger.
 sar
 fferers
 con-
precluding:
lionese:


yogifindingpeace:

recoverrunner:

 Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap and don’t have a slightly splayed pelvis you have to get so malnourished that your body starts eating its own muscle. why on earth would you want that?!

i seriously needed this article. I need to remember this in my mind, the reason i had one was because i was malnourished and now i am strong. Fuck thigh gaps man.


I saw a post from a guy saying something like “i dont get thigh gaps, what am i meant to do with it? Stick my dick through it or something?” I know its not why girls do it but it actually made me laugh so hard. I use to want one but i really feel like curves are in work with what you have ladies


this article makes me really happy

precluding: lionese: yogifindingpeace: recoverrunner:  Article I read recently. READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH! If you want a stupid thigh gap ...

Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l
 wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my
 house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and
 break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to
 me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared
 about him too.
 So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't
 have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to
 her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games,
 when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp
 that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away
 and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
 l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd
 occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but
 thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated
 once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more
 hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went
 overboard when he started the fire.
 Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death
 (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire
 that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm
 in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in
 a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a
 lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there.
 After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me
 down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said
 What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This
 never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me
 first."
 I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He
 knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the
 afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but
 at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a
 row until he would have sex with me
 We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300
 bucks and bought a microwave
The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost

The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost

Love, Tumblr, and Weird: Purple Primary Silver Secondary Black Tertiary Blue primary black primary green secondary silver tertiary Light Blue Primary Orange Secondary Teal Tertiary Red secondary gold tertiary? whats this second, darker blue where the secondary color should go? why are the sec- ondary accents where the tertiary colors should be? Fine sometimes, but almost com- pleterly erases the gold This model puts its secondary colors in places where it's tertiary should go, creating a sense of unbalanced blue/red, and far less gold or yellow than it should have. This model accomplishes what the paris model set out to do- they put black on hips (where other model's secondary (and sometimes tertiary) color goes) This gives Houston a larger primary-to-sec- ondary color ratio. Worth noting that most skins for London are actu Same breakdown as London ally bright blue primary, teal secondary, and orange accents. It could be argued that orange is stll teri tary in this model, but thats almost more damning for paris. Where is their red arm? Why, again, is his shitty hoody red? because gold doesnt work? shouldnt it have been blue instead? and then have the hip pad underneath and arm both be red? be argued tha ost more damn his ody red? becauS nstead? aered? a much more pronounced gold color from a team without any gold even in their logo OMEGALUL Special callout for the dragon skin: They decided to use their primary red color in the legs where every other team puts their tertiary color... very interesting choice *where did the two different blues go from the doomfist model? here theres only one- why is gold so bronze compared to doomfist? Why do they try to make the skin red/blue split even here but more blue on doomfist? only one Look at that sweet gold shine, paris... whatchu doin sweetie P A RIS ETERNAL overwatchleaguepride: Lets talk about Paris……beyond the uninspired color choice. Let’s ignore that paris and DC (and, ugh, fineeee nyxl) have the same-ish colors. There’s some big things wrong here, at least in my opinion:1. On doomfist’s skin, Paris attempts a unique choice that only nyxl, houston, and seoul have done. They try to push the primary color. Look at the Houston doomfist skin vs the London and Glads one. While all technically have three colors, Houston looks overwhelmingly more like it’s primary black color, and then green, and then if you really look, you can see the silver tertiary color. Paris attempts this- but does one weird thing: they introduce a fourth color. Where the inside of his arm should be red, they put a second, darker blue. :/ hmmm2. In contrast to that, on Widow, they seem to give up on the idea of a more dominant blue color and don’t follow the nyxl/houston/seoul model of more primary color and less secondary. Here, they do what all the other teams do and put primary on body, secondary on legs, and accent on armor bits and leggy criss-cross things. Exceeeeept…. they dont have their gold accents non the hips! Why, if they’re not going to do what nyxl/houston/seoul do and push the primary? All it servers to do is make the red/blue size difference even more even! Also- their gold on her is… bronze looking. Much much darker than the gold on doomfist or on the other team. Weird. 3. The logo. Hoo boy that logo. Why do they have that terrible contrast? Why is the largest, brightest piece of it the yellow if they’re going a) use gold and b) hide the gold on their skins anyway? Why push the blue primary on their logo and on some skins but not on other skins? …anyway- I’m gonna assume this is super boring to most people, but if anyone likes design, I’d love to hear what you think!
Love, Tumblr, and Weird: Purple Primary
 Silver Secondary
 Black Tertiary
 Blue primary
 black primary
 green secondary
 silver tertiary
 Light Blue Primary
 Orange Secondary
 Teal Tertiary
 Red secondary
 gold tertiary?
 whats this
 second, darker
 blue where the
 secondary color
 should go?
 why are the sec-
 ondary accents
 where the tertiary
 colors should be?
 Fine sometimes,
 but almost com-
 pleterly erases
 the gold
 This model puts its secondary colors in places
 where it's tertiary should go, creating a sense of
 unbalanced blue/red, and far less gold or yellow
 than it should have.
 This model accomplishes what the paris model set
 out to do- they put black on hips (where other
 model's secondary (and sometimes tertiary) color
 goes) This gives Houston a larger primary-to-sec-
 ondary color ratio.
 Worth noting that most skins for London are actu
 Same breakdown as London
 ally bright blue primary, teal secondary, and orange
 accents. It could be argued that orange is stll teri
 tary in this model, but thats almost more damning
 for paris. Where is their red arm? Why, again, is his
 shitty hoody red? because gold doesnt work?
 shouldnt it have been blue instead? and then have
 the hip pad underneath and arm both be red?
 be argued tha ost more damn his
 ody red? becauS nstead? aered?

 a much more pronounced gold
 color from a team without any gold
 even in their logo OMEGALUL
 Special callout for the dragon skin:
 They decided to use their primary
 red color in the legs where every
 other team puts their tertiary
 color... very interesting choice
 *where did the two different blues
 go from the doomfist model? here
 theres only one-
 why is gold so bronze compared to
 doomfist? Why do they try to make
 the skin red/blue split even here but
 more blue on doomfist?
 only one
 Look at that sweet gold shine,
 paris... whatchu doin sweetie

 P A RIS
 ETERNAL
overwatchleaguepride:

Lets talk about Paris……beyond the uninspired color choice. Let’s ignore that paris and DC (and, ugh, fineeee nyxl) have the same-ish colors. There’s some big things wrong here, at least in my opinion:1. On doomfist’s skin, Paris attempts a unique choice that only nyxl, houston, and seoul have done. They try to push the primary color. Look at the Houston doomfist skin vs the London and Glads one. While all technically have three colors, Houston looks overwhelmingly more like it’s primary black color, and then green, and then if you really look, you can see the silver tertiary color. Paris attempts this- but does one weird thing: they introduce a fourth color. Where the inside of his arm should be red, they put a second, darker blue. :/ hmmm2. In contrast to that, on Widow, they seem to give up on the idea of a more dominant blue color and don’t follow the nyxl/houston/seoul model of more primary color and less secondary. Here, they do what all the other teams do and put primary on body, secondary on legs, and accent on armor bits and leggy criss-cross things. Exceeeeept…. they dont have their gold accents non the hips! Why, if they’re not going to do what nyxl/houston/seoul do and push the primary? All it servers to do is make the red/blue size difference even more even! Also- their gold on her is… bronze looking. Much much darker than the gold on doomfist or on the other team. Weird. 3. The logo. Hoo boy that logo. Why do they have that terrible contrast? Why is the largest, brightest piece of it the yellow if they’re going a) use gold and b) hide the gold on their skins anyway? Why push the blue primary on their logo and on some skins but not on other skins? …anyway- I’m gonna assume this is super boring to most people, but if anyone likes design, I’d love to hear what you think!

overwatchleaguepride: Lets talk about Paris……beyond the uninspired color choice. Let’s ignore that paris and DC (and, ugh, fineeee nyxl) ha...

Amazon, Bad, and Bad Boys: ALEX DE CAMP RO STEIN TED B RANDT DE E CUNNIF FE THANKS FOR COMING ALONG, FRANK. IT MEANS S'FINE, BARNES. IM NOT EXACTW OVERBURDEN印 WITH HOLIDA COMMITMENTS ン) AND I'M TRIUWN, DEEPLY SOR2N FOR EVERY THING THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN HAPPY^ HANUKKAH! HENRY! HERE, AND A FRIEND! GET IN S IT A FRIEND FRIEND, OR JUST A FRIEND? FREEINGUES BROUGHT OUT! HOW'S STEVE? WHAT THE...? HES BUS DOING CHARITY aALAS THIS TIME OF YEAR. DIDNT REALY ASK, WHN DON'T YOu BECAUSE GO TO FANCN GALAS? |Y WHEN I SHOW UP Nou'D Look aREAT /T ONE, PEOPLE JOSH. You ARE.? IN A TuX FUSED. ASSUME SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE THAT'S NONSENSE! IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE NOuVE KIuE ANNONE. THOUGHT HE WAS RISH CATHOUC ITS BEEN FOUR VAYS MY DAD WAS CATHOuc. MY MA WAS JENISH. SISTER BECCA MARRIEN A JEWISH GUN. I'M JEWISH- ADJACENT YOu'RE A JEW! THEN HAD LEAH. SHES THE Ow LADN IN THE KITCHEN D WHO'S GONNA FEED You LATKEs uNTIレ NOU EXPLODE. HENIRN! STOP IT! SPEAKING OF LEAH, SuE HAS AU SORTS OF FAMI STORIES ABOuT BuCKN AS A KID I SPEAK HEBREN BECAUSE EVIL SCIENCE NAZIS IMPLANTEN IT IN MN BZAIN, ALONG WITH 18 OTHER ANGUAGES. HIM DECIDE urs FOR HIMSELF. THERE TO DECIDE? HIS MOM WAS JEWISH, HE SPEAKS HEBREW HE'S A JEW. NO FAIR! ARE THERE PHOTOS? HAVE To Go To STUPIDEBREW SCHCOレ. CAN I GET EVIL SCIENCE NAZIS TO No FINE Look, Kiv. WE DONT GET MANN WERE KEEPING SUPERHEROS.A NOu, AND TO HEL CMON THERE ARE WHOLE ALBUMS. WITH THE FINE PRINT I'M NOT A HERO BulL SURVIVED. EVERYTHING NOu SURVIvEv, AND NOURE STIU A GOOD PERSON LIGHT aO OUT, EVEN WHEN AL WAS DARKENEN WHEN AND TERRIBLE AROUND NOu. YOu HAD NOTHING LEFT TO KEEP IT aOING THIS IS NO SMA ACHIEVEMENT. ift HENRN.. GO GET A SHAMMASH IT'S TIME. HKMC is a work of satire by Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi), Ro Stein (@RosyTintedSpecs), Ted Brandt (@ten_bandits) and Dee Cunniffe (@Deezoid). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. I wasn't going to write any more of these, but then the Pitsburgh Syna gogue shooting happened and I got real, real mad. Friends: the hate you walk past is the hate you accept. Fight Anti-Semitism wherever you see it, whenever, no matter how small. Great evil starts out as little "jokes" people ignore. Don't be an ignorer. (Thanks also to Menachem and Brina for checking everything over, and sour cream is the one true latke topping don't @ me.) jhscdood: alexdecampi: Happy Hanukkah, everyone, from these two jerks! I’m posting this a little early this year. Line art by the amazing Ro Stein Ted Brandt, and colour art by @deecunniffe.  I want to point out what a technical achievement this story is on the art side. There’s a real joy to creating a whole story in eight panels, but this? This is some magic. We introduce four new characters. In panel 5, SIX PEOPLE are talking. SIX. In the world of comics, that’s almost un-doable.  Yet Ro and Ted arranged everything so the conversations flow and are sensibly grouped, all the “acting” is fantastic, and then Dee laid on top these beautiful, almost fairytale colours – look at the subtle work, the blush in Henry’s cheeks, Frank’s five o-clock shadow, the shine of the wine bottle’s glass surface, the light texturing in the backgrounds… and of course the snow! This is some first-class illustration work on an incredibly hard script. (I fear Ro and Ted always get me at my worst – my very formalist script for them in the 24 Panels anthology was no cakewalk either. (The problem is, they’re just so damn good at it… check out their work on the Image comic Crowded!) As always, if you like what we do in Hells Kitchen Movie Club, consider donating a little to a veteran’s charity.  (I also have a thriller novel I’m crowdfunding, please check it out, we are more than halfway there. The book is all written…) Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // 07 // Hanukkah // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta I AM CRYING THIS IS GORGEOUS
Amazon, Bad, and Bad Boys: ALEX DE CAMP RO STEIN TED B
 RANDT DE E CUNNIF FE
 THANKS FOR
 COMING ALONG,
 FRANK. IT MEANS
 S'FINE, BARNES.
 IM NOT EXACTW
 OVERBURDEN印
 WITH HOLIDA
 COMMITMENTS
 ン)
 AND I'M
 TRIUWN, DEEPLY
 SOR2N FOR EVERY
 THING THAT'S ABOUT
 TO HAPPEN
 HAPPY^
 HANUKKAH!
 HENRY!
 HERE, AND
 A FRIEND!
 GET IN
 S IT
 A FRIEND
 FRIEND, OR
 JUST A
 FRIEND?
 FREEINGUES BROUGHT
 OUT!
 HOW'S
 STEVE?
 WHAT
 THE...?
 HES BUS
 DOING CHARITY
 aALAS THIS TIME
 OF YEAR.
 DIDNT
 REALY ASK,
 WHN DON'T YOu
 BECAUSE
 GO TO FANCN GALAS? |Y WHEN I SHOW UP
 Nou'D Look aREAT /T ONE, PEOPLE
 JOSH. You
 ARE.?
 IN A TuX
 FUSED.
 ASSUME SOMEONE'S
 GONNA DIE
 THAT'S
 NONSENSE!
 IT'S BEEN
 AGES SINCE
 NOuVE KIuE
 ANNONE.
 THOUGHT
 HE WAS RISH
 CATHOUC
 ITS BEEN
 FOUR VAYS
 MY DAD WAS
 CATHOuc. MY MA
 WAS JENISH.
 SISTER BECCA
 MARRIEN A
 JEWISH GUN.
 I'M JEWISH-
 ADJACENT
 YOu'RE
 A JEW!
 THEN HAD
 LEAH. SHES THE Ow
 LADN IN THE KITCHEN D
 WHO'S GONNA FEED
 You LATKEs uNTIレ
 NOU EXPLODE.

 HENIRN! STOP IT!
 SPEAKING OF
 LEAH, SuE HAS AU
 SORTS OF FAMI
 STORIES ABOuT
 BuCKN AS A KID
 I SPEAK HEBREN
 BECAUSE EVIL SCIENCE
 NAZIS IMPLANTEN IT
 IN MN BZAIN, ALONG
 WITH 18 OTHER
 ANGUAGES.
 HIM DECIDE
 urs
 FOR HIMSELF.
 THERE TO
 DECIDE?
 HIS MOM
 WAS JEWISH, HE
 SPEAKS HEBREW
 HE'S A JEW.
 NO
 FAIR!
 ARE THERE
 PHOTOS?
 HAVE
 To Go To
 STUPIDEBREW
 SCHCOレ.
 CAN I GET
 EVIL SCIENCE
 NAZIS TO
 No
 FINE
 Look, Kiv. WE
 DONT GET MANN WERE KEEPING
 SUPERHEROS.A NOu, AND TO HEL
 CMON
 THERE
 ARE WHOLE
 ALBUMS.
 WITH THE FINE
 PRINT
 I'M NOT
 A HERO
 BulL
 SURVIVED. EVERYTHING
 NOu SURVIvEv,
 AND NOURE STIU
 A GOOD PERSON
 LIGHT aO OUT, EVEN
 WHEN AL WAS DARKENEN WHEN
 AND TERRIBLE
 AROUND NOu.
 YOu HAD NOTHING
 LEFT TO KEEP IT
 aOING
 THIS IS
 NO SMA
 ACHIEVEMENT.
 ift
 HENRN..
 GO GET A
 SHAMMASH
 IT'S TIME.
 HKMC is a work of satire by Alex de Campi (@alexdecampi), Ro Stein (@RosyTintedSpecs), Ted Brandt (@ten_bandits) and Dee
 Cunniffe (@Deezoid). All characters (c) Marvel Comics. I wasn't going to write any more of these, but then the Pitsburgh Syna
 gogue shooting happened and I got real, real mad. Friends: the hate you walk past is the hate you accept. Fight Anti-Semitism
 wherever you see it, whenever, no matter how small. Great evil starts out as little "jokes" people ignore. Don't be an ignorer.
 (Thanks also to Menachem and Brina for checking everything over, and sour cream is the one true latke topping don't @ me.)
jhscdood:
alexdecampi:

Happy Hanukkah, everyone, from these two jerks! I’m posting this a little early this year. Line art by the amazing Ro Stein  Ted Brandt, and colour art by @deecunniffe. 
I want to point out what a technical achievement this story is on the art side. There’s a real joy to creating a whole story in eight panels, but this? This is some magic. We introduce four new characters. In panel 5, SIX PEOPLE are talking. SIX. In the world of comics, that’s almost un-doable. 
Yet Ro and Ted arranged everything so the conversations flow and are sensibly grouped, all the “acting” is fantastic, and then Dee laid on top these beautiful, almost fairytale colours – look at the subtle work, the blush in Henry’s cheeks, Frank’s five o-clock shadow, the shine of the wine bottle’s glass surface, the light texturing in the backgrounds… and of course the snow! This is some first-class illustration work on an incredibly hard script. (I fear Ro and Ted always get me at my worst – my very formalist script for them in the 24 Panels anthology was no cakewalk either. (The problem is, they’re just so damn good at it… check out their work on the Image comic Crowded!)
As always, if you like what we do in Hells Kitchen Movie Club, consider donating a little to a veteran’s charity. 
(I also have a thriller novel I’m crowdfunding, please check it out, we are more than halfway there. The book is all written…)
Previously in Hell: cover image // 01 // 02 // 03 // Xmas // 04 // 05 // 06 // 07 // Hanukkah // That time the Punisher’s creator gave us a thumbs-up // twitter // insta


I AM CRYING THIS IS GORGEOUS

jhscdood: alexdecampi: Happy Hanukkah, everyone, from these two jerks! I’m posting this a little early this year. Line art by the amazing R...

Dumb, Fake, and Internet: Create a meme in an old format with barely any effort Post it to r Get four whole karma Get four whole karma The meme Add more panels is now both oc and original format The idea isn't new and still only gets you four karma The idea isn't new and still only gets you four karma Make the meme exta meta by adding more panels about being meta The longer format gets more upvotes because it makes it seem like more effort was put irn Ruin it by mentioning it in the meme so people realize how low-effort and dunb the meme really is Ruin it by mentioning it in the meme so people realize how low-effort and dumb the meme really is Make the post so long people will want to upvote simply Reap the karma they're so invested at this point Realize you've made the text way too small by writing super long Now you'll get two karma at most Realize you've broken the formula Realize you've spent 30 minutes making a shitty meme for no reason other than to get fake internet points, and that people probably wont upvote anyway Become suddenly aware of all of you problems Have an existential crisis over a meme Clammer onto any last hope of escapism through creating a shitty meme by heavily editing it for no reason other than to seem more relevant Wait weeks before posting the meme because you get literal anxiety attacks over how strangers you'll never meet will respond to it This really hit me in the feels via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AoxD6V
nsfw
Dumb, Fake, and Internet: Create a
 meme in
 an old
 format with
 barely any
 effort
 Post it to r
 Get four
 whole
 karma
 Get four
 whole
 karma
 The meme
 Add more
 panels
 is now both
 oc and
 original
 format
 The idea
 isn't new
 and still
 only gets
 you four
 karma
 The idea
 isn't new
 and still
 only gets
 you four
 karma
 Make the
 meme exta
 meta by
 adding more
 panels about
 being meta
 The longer
 format gets
 more upvotes
 because it
 makes it seem
 like more effort
 was put irn
 Ruin it by
 mentioning it in
 the meme so
 people realize
 how low-effort
 and dunb the
 meme really is
 Ruin it by
 mentioning it in
 the meme so
 people realize
 how low-effort
 and dumb the
 meme really is
 Make the post
 so long people
 will want to
 upvote simply
 Reap the
 karma
 they're so
 invested at this
 point
 Realize you've
 made the text
 way too small
 by writing
 super long
 Now you'll
 get two
 karma at
 most
 Realize
 you've
 broken the
 formula
 Realize you've spent 30 minutes
 making a shitty meme for no
 reason other than to get fake
 internet points, and that people
 probably wont upvote anyway
 Become suddenly aware of all of
 you problems
 Have an existential crisis over a
 meme
 Clammer onto any
 last hope of escapism
 through creating a
 shitty meme by
 heavily editing it for
 no reason other than
 to seem more
 relevant
 Wait weeks before posting the
 meme because you get literal
 anxiety attacks over how
 strangers you'll never meet
 will respond to it
This really hit me in the feels via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AoxD6V

This really hit me in the feels via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2AoxD6V