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Bones, Children, and College: authorbettyadams tumbl Follow themagdalenwriting marzo2theletter Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol dog families Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing avatar-dacia Wait...Emily? Aren't she and her whole family...you know? "Don't believe everything you've heard, worst thing that's ever happened over there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes." prokopet Here's the thing, though While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's not just the adult males, adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when wolves who aren't related by blood end up sharing a habitat. So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up living across the street from one another. Of course they're not going to stat brawling in the streets - they're civilised people, after all - but that urge to show the other pack who's boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything Imagine the Hallowe'en displays avatar-dacia "Wow...the Phelans and Ochoas both really went all-out with the decorations Are those real bones?" That's just how they are, they'll find absolutely any excuse to showboat at each other like that. And they're definitely real-right down to the toothmarks authorbettyadams Something to think about though: Do you know what would be for all intents and purposes the *EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE* where wolves are shown to display the classic Alpha/Beta dominance behavior? ie A bunch of unrelated (usually unmated') young adults forced into close proximity in competition for unnaturally distributed resources? Where their actions are being observed and controlled by impartial" and ignorant authorities? Where they are forced to be at crowded events when their "cycles" are flaring up? SCHOOL Regular public school, college, even and especially boarding school meet all the criteria to force young, undeveloped werewolves into an intensely unhealthy situation Of course the parents would know this, they would take steps to ensure their children were not stressed out. Conclusions: Werewolves are homeschoolers That big, rowdy family whose science projects make the local news, who only shows up at school to ace the standardized testing once a year, who spends weeks at a time out on family hunting trips, whose innumerable uncles and aunts are always dropping in with food. Those are the werewolves Source:marzopup #extended family #werewolves #1fe #homeschool #homeschooling #school #study #science 49,857 notes How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves
Bones, Children, and College: authorbettyadams
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 marzo2theletter
 Let Me Talk About Werewolves
 for a Second
 Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha
 male/female romance thing?
 Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol dog families
 Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for
 dominance and subjugating females
 If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids
 always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood
 kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool
 Parents that their kids find really embarrassing
 avatar-dacia
 Wait...Emily? Aren't she and her whole family...you know?
 "Don't believe everything you've heard, worst thing that's ever happened over
 there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes."
 prokopet
 Here's the thing, though
 While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on
 observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's
 not just the adult males, adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when
 wolves who aren't related by blood end up sharing a habitat.
 So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up
 living across the street from one another. Of course they're not going to stat
 brawling in the streets - they're civilised people, after all - but that urge to show
 the other pack who's boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans
 getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything
 Imagine the Hallowe'en displays
 avatar-dacia
 "Wow...the Phelans and Ochoas both really went all-out with the decorations
 Are those real bones?"
 That's just how they are, they'll find absolutely any excuse to showboat at each
 other like that. And they're definitely real-right down to the toothmarks
 authorbettyadams
 Something to think about though: Do you know what would be for all intents and
 purposes the *EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE* where wolves are shown to display
 the classic Alpha/Beta dominance behavior? ie A bunch of unrelated (usually
 unmated') young adults forced into close proximity in competition for unnaturally
 distributed resources? Where their actions are being observed and controlled by
 impartial" and ignorant authorities? Where they are forced to be at crowded
 events when their "cycles" are flaring up?
 SCHOOL
 Regular public school, college, even and especially boarding school meet all the
 criteria to force young, undeveloped werewolves into an intensely unhealthy
 situation
 Of course the parents would know this, they would take steps to ensure their
 children were not stressed out.
 Conclusions: Werewolves are homeschoolers
 That big, rowdy family whose science projects make the local news, who only
 shows up at school to ace the standardized testing once a year, who spends
 weeks at a time out on family hunting trips, whose innumerable uncles and
 aunts are always dropping in with food. Those are the werewolves
 Source:marzopup #extended family #werewolves #1fe #homeschool
 #homeschooling #school #study #science
 49,857 notes
How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves

How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves

Cats, Church, and Dr. Seuss: smi Today 6:33 PM Like I said, mine usually wind up in poetry. I think this was an outlier for us both tbh Tell u what a write you a poem to help drown out the murderwedding Shakespearean sonnet, limerick, or Dr Seuss style? And then I'd need a topic hmm dr seuss styles seems different i actually don't mind the murder wedding topic Sooo a Dr. Seuss poem about a Because if so, comin' right up Today 719 PM yup. key to my heart right there The church bells ka-klangered with rupturous sound as everyone gathered and crowded The Whofolk of Whoville all smiled with to witness the wedding of woman and boy. We're gathered today, the Lorax Up here on the hill with my favorite tree These two will trade vows, together and then let the murderous bloodshed The man did step forward and proffered and stared in her eyes and was lost for a while. But soon did the moment return him with haste as he reached for pages he'd tucked in his waist My Sally, my love, words cannot the love that I feel in my heart and my brain. The feelings come in in a wondrous flood so I have to have have you to kill in cold I promise you this, my dear Sam I Am, I'd poison your breakfast of green eggs and ham. I meant what I said and I said what I I promise I'll kill you, one hundred The crowd did applaud and gushed out their 'awwws and then did soon fall. and then did soon fall a quite tangible pause The Lorax stepped forward, his face in And now let the murdering bloodfest Horton stomped guests into glittering refusing to listen to screams of a Who He tossed a man up, straight up in the airl And down he did crash through a woody old chair Thing One and Thing Two both did pull and squeezed on the triggers.. oh what such good fun They gunned down the Lorax with rat-a- tat-tat but then came their boss the nefarious Cat He waitzed up to One and did toss his hat free and said "give your gun, you should give it to me!" "I can't give it, Cat.. 'd be a sitting duck!" But the Cat didin't give one flippity-flap- flying fuck. He pushed on a button and watched his machine a horrific titan that loomed over scene Its arms and its gloves all did spin all knocking off heads quite scary no doubt! But then Sam I Am gave and leaped through the air- wow, did a furious roar, He tossed a He tossed a grenade right into Cat's seat and Booml all that lay were two smoking cat feet. All 'cross the field, corpses bled rainbow hues, which pooled up and squished with each step into shoes The bride and the groom were t two to stand and there they embraced, both with blades in their hand he last A flash and a crack, and then both coughed in sync and down to their knees both in unison slinked. As darkness closed in, with stopping of they shared one more kiss... "ill death do us part Today 8:15 PM that was the best thing i've ever read we can get married now i'm ready Time to run these poems straight into the ground ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Cats, Church, and Dr. Seuss: smi
 Today 6:33 PM
 Like I said, mine usually wind up in
 poetry. I think this was an outlier for us
 both tbh
 Tell u what a write you a poem to help
 drown out the murderwedding
 Shakespearean sonnet, limerick, or Dr
 Seuss style? And then I'd need a topic
 hmm dr seuss styles seems different
 i actually don't mind the murder
 wedding topic
 Sooo a Dr. Seuss poem about a
 Because if so, comin' right up
 Today 719 PM
 yup. key to my heart right there
 The church bells ka-klangered with
 rupturous sound
 as everyone gathered and crowded
 The Whofolk of Whoville all smiled with
 to witness the wedding of woman and
 boy.
 We're gathered today, the Lorax
 Up here on the hill with my favorite
 tree
 These two will trade vows, together
 and then let the murderous bloodshed
 The man did step forward and proffered
 and stared in her eyes and was lost for
 a while.
 But soon did the moment return him
 with haste
 as he reached for pages he'd tucked in
 his waist
 My Sally, my love, words cannot
 the love that I feel in my heart and my
 brain.
 The feelings come in in a wondrous
 flood
 so I have to have have you to kill in cold
 I promise you this, my dear Sam I Am,
 I'd poison your breakfast of green eggs
 and ham.
 I meant what I said and I said what I
 I promise I'll kill you, one hundred
 The crowd did applaud and gushed out
 their 'awwws
 and then did soon fall.
 and then did soon fall a quite tangible
 pause
 The Lorax stepped forward, his face in
 And now let the murdering bloodfest
 Horton stomped guests into glittering
 refusing to listen to screams of a Who
 He tossed a man up, straight up in the
 airl
 And down he did crash through a
 woody old chair
 Thing One and Thing Two both did pull
 and squeezed on the triggers.. oh what
 such good fun
 They gunned down the Lorax with rat-a-
 tat-tat
 but then came their boss the nefarious
 Cat
 He waitzed up to One and did toss his
 hat free
 and said "give your gun, you should
 give it to me!"
 "I can't give it, Cat.. 'd be a sitting
 duck!"
 But the Cat didin't give one flippity-flap-
 flying fuck.
 He pushed on a button and watched his
 machine
 a horrific titan that loomed over scene
 Its arms and its gloves all did spin all
 knocking off heads quite scary no
 doubt!
 But then Sam I Am gave
 and leaped through the air- wow, did
 a furious roar,
 He tossed a
 He tossed a grenade right into Cat's
 seat
 and Booml all that lay were two
 smoking cat feet.
 All 'cross the field, corpses bled
 rainbow hues,
 which pooled up and squished with
 each step into shoes
 The bride and the groom were t
 two to stand
 and there they embraced, both with
 blades in their hand
 he last
 A flash and a crack, and then both
 coughed in sync
 and down to their knees both in unison
 slinked.
 As darkness closed in, with stopping of
 they shared one more kiss... "ill death
 do us part
 Today 8:15 PM
 that was the best thing i've ever read
 we can get married now i'm ready
Time to run these poems straight into the ground ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Time to run these poems straight into the ground ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Girls, Tumblr, and Blog: brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area
Girls, Tumblr, and Blog: brisbone:
sydneykrukowski:

me and the girls

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

Girls, Target, and Tumblr: brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area
Girls, Target, and Tumblr: brisbone:

sydneykrukowski:

me and the girls

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

Girls, Tumblr, and Blog: brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area
Girls, Tumblr, and Blog: brisbone:

sydneykrukowski:

me and the girls

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

Girls, Tumblr, and Blog: brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area
Girls, Tumblr, and Blog: brisbone:
sydneykrukowski:

me and the girls

My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area

brisbone: sydneykrukowski: me and the girls My four remaining brain cells while I have a panic attack in a crowded public area