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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. Iโ€™m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me thatโ€™s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! Thatโ€™s why women get successful and ppl be like โ€œwow Susan is a bishโ€ NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! โ€œDavid if you donโ€™t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.โ€ I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? โ€œWow smash what a childhood that explains why youโ€™re like this no wonder.โ€ Ok first of all ...... YES ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all could judge my mama all u want to but u canโ€™t have 1-on-1 convoโ€™s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All Iโ€™m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all Iโ€™m saying is for u ladies who are like โ€œMY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THISโ€...donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. As Tupac said, โ€œYou are appreciated โ˜บ๏ธโ€. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout โ€œcan I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ I told u I ainโ€™t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคซ) BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd
 wears a bow tie everywhere because it
 makes people less intimidated and afraid
 of him.
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/tricksy_trixie
Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. Iโ€™m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me thatโ€™s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! Thatโ€™s why women get successful and ppl be like โ€œwow Susan is a bishโ€ NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! โ€œDavid if you donโ€™t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.โ€ I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? โ€œWow smash what a childhood that explains why youโ€™re like this no wonder.โ€ Ok first of all ...... YES ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all could judge my mama all u want to but u canโ€™t have 1-on-1 convoโ€™s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All Iโ€™m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all Iโ€™m saying is for u ladies who are like โ€œMY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THISโ€...donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. As Tupac said, โ€œYou are appreciated โ˜บ๏ธโ€. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout โ€œcan I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ I told u I ainโ€™t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคซ) BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. ...

Ass, Basketball, and Clothes: DEATHWISH @lorddthisdick I don't trust no nigga that wear basketball shorts under their pants 1/28/18, 1:56 AM View Tweet activity 108 Retweets 273 Likes busy boy @bashfuLbert 1/28/18 Replying to @lorddthisdick its convenient, and u can get crossed @ Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*
Ass, Basketball, and Clothes: DEATHWISH
 @lorddthisdick
 I don't trust no nigga that wear
 basketball shorts under their pants
 1/28/18, 1:56 AM
 View Tweet activity
 108 Retweets 273 Likes
 busy boy @bashfuLbert 1/28/18
 Replying to @lorddthisdick
 its convenient, and u can get crossed @
Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*

Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY N...