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Clothes, cnn.com, and Dumb: The Independent @Independent Here's what you should do in the event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/ 2piOhjW 8/9/17, 3:19 PM NBC News @NBCNews NBC NEWS "Don't run. Get inside". What experts say to do in case of a nuclear attack nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt 8/9/17, 9:30 AM CN CNN @CNN Hawaii is preparing in case of a North Korea attack. Experts say you have about 15 min. to take cover after a launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9 biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weavemama: ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x] This shit is wild. Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all. ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things. 1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked 1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. Good luck in the future apocalypse! Reblogged with improved readability! Look whats Relevant again… I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool. History repeats and all that jazz. After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything… We’ve been here before. It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd. Stay safe.
Clothes, cnn.com, and Dumb: The Independent
 @Independent
 Here's what you should do in the
 event of a nuclear attack ind.pn/
 2piOhjW
 8/9/17, 3:19 PM

 NBC News
 @NBCNews
 NBC NEWS
 "Don't run. Get inside". What experts
 say to do in case of a nuclear attack
 nbcnews.to/2VNWTmt
 8/9/17, 9:30 AM

 CN
 CNN
 @CNN
 Hawaii is preparing in case of a North
 Korea attack. Experts say you have
 about 15 min. to take cover after a
 launch cnn.it/2upXdZ9
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ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

This shit is wild.


Wtf a table finna do for anybody?? There’s basically nothing you can do but die

they’re doing this to give people a sense of safety , even though we full well know this won’t work at all.

ALRIGHT KIDDOS LISTEN UP! I did emergency management for the air force which involves this fun thing called Plume Modelling (aka chart the path of death for a given bomb based on its payload, distance, type of detonation, etc) and let me tell you some actual LEGIT™ methods of minimizing damage to your life. 
Unless you are within the vaporization zone (where you turn into a fucking shadow because of your proximity to the blast) there is a specific order of events nuke blasts cause and there are ways to protect against these things.

1. There is this thing called a flash to bang ratio. It is really freaking important. The first wave from a nuke is a blinding flash of light that can literally FRY YOUR RETINAS. If you believe that a nuke has just dropped on your city, HIDE AND DONT LOOK AT IT. @shesheistyy a good solid table is good for this but you’re way less likely to go blind if you get to an internal room with no windows, especially one below ground. 
2. After the flash there will be the bang. If the time between the flash and the bang, counted in Mississippi seconds, is more than 10 seconds you MIGHT survive and just die of cancer later. If it’s between five and 10 buckle up kiddos because the worst is yet to come. And well if it’s less than 3 you won’t live long enough to remember this. These are loose estimates only. 
3. The “bang” usually announces the arrival of the fire ball. Yes. A massive heat shock will erupt from the core of the bomb and light pretty much every thing it comes into contact with, including your flesh, on fire. Back to that whole “metal buildings underground” thing. There’s really no getting around the whole getting lit on fire if you’re too close thing. 
4. Fallout. When the bomb goes off it sucks all of the shit it just vaporized up into the air with it and as the blast cools, it begins to rain down the radioactive fucked molten wreckage onto everyone in a huge radius. Just because the fallout you can see has stopped doesn’t mean the molecular radiation has stopped. 

The survival factors for nuclear blasts are time, distance and shielding. The longer it takes for it to get to you the less of it there is. The further away from the source the less dead you are. Want to survive? Put 6 feet of concrete and/or 2 feet of lead between you and everything else. Yes. Those loons with their bunkers actually got something right. 

NOW! About radiation! If you are so fortunate as to survive one of these blasts and not be vaporized or burnt to a crisp or die of radiation poisoning within hours, you need to understand the types of radiation. 

Gamma radiation is the most “severe” in that it can penetrate your flesh through your clothes and house, causing severe illness. Gamma radiation fucks with your cell walls and disrupts your DNA. It kills you in hours, months or years. Some people survive decades. Think of gamma like the sun. Too much exposure gives you cancer. 

Now Beta, on the other hand, think of Beta particles like sand on the beach. Its in the air. Its in your clothes, in the creases of your fingers. But beta particles can burn through your flesh or get into your blood stream through open wounds. Luckily they can be stopped with nonporous materials, like rubber, or foil. Make that two points for the loony conspiracy theorists. Aluminum foil does protect from beta radiation. 

And finally, Alpha radiation. Think of alpha Radiation like dust motes. It takes a high density filter to prevent you from breathing them in and if you’re surrounded by rubble they’re probably everywhere. Alpha particles do the same thing as beta particles in terms of getting into your system and wrecking your shit. 

So! Survival? Most likely based on dumb luck. But! If you think you’re being nuked
1. get under ground or at least to an internal room of the building if no other options are available. 
2. CLOSE YOUR EYES. Curl into the fetal position to protect your orifices and vital organs from gamma radiation and get low to the ground to reduce damage from the blast and potential ceiling collapse. 
3.You will still feel the flash pass over you. Count. One, two, three… If you aren’t vaporized yet keep counting. Pray to every god ever imagined that you get to 10 before you hear the bang. 
4. Bang. Try not to shit yourself. The fireball will follow almost instantly if you’re in range. Be prepared to start rolling to put yourself out. 
5. Fallout rains down. Do not open your eyes. Do not stop praying. As hard as it is because time will feel as if it has slowed to a crawl, try not to leave your position for at least 30 minutes, although 60 minutes is better. At 30 minutes, only 60% of the potential fall out has fallen but by 60 minutes, up to 90% may have come down. 
6. Remember, Alpha and beta radiation are particles. Do not put anything in your body that has not been thoroughly washed, dusted of or came from a sealed package. Point 3 for the conspiracy theorists, hot pockets and canned food are probably still safe. Do not leave shelter without goggles, and try to wrap yourself in a minimum of those weird space blankets but rubber and metal lined suits (like hazmat suits) are best for the job. 

Good luck in the future apocalypse!


Reblogged with improved readability!

Look whats Relevant again…


I wonder if there’s any where to watch White Light, Black Rain. Saw it back in highschool.

History repeats and all that jazz.
After all, It’s not like ‘duck and cover’ and other nuclear protection methods of dubious quality weren’t a mainstream in the Cold War or anything…
We’ve been here before.
It’s just the first time around for us younger crowd.


Stay safe.

biggest-goldiest-spoon: zoanzon: missmwynter: madlyinlov3onda: oakenroots: oakenroots: quietrain: shesheistyy: tripprophet: weave...

Ass, Bad, and College: Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)06:19:39 No.49597417 parents spent most of childhood fighting dad was alwavs pissed >has a shitty fucking sense of humour ("haha I'm gonna beat you if you dont this and this") vividly remember getting slapped hard as fuck while we were taking a walk and I decided to skip was maybe 6 years old >broke my toys >mother never did anything says she's always there for me and the only one who actually acknowledged that their long ass divorce could possibly be a really shitty experience for me lies and manipulates people cheated on my dad when I was 9 took the money I got for birthdays and didn't give it back >dad's gf is actually kinda alright >she relays every thing i say to my dad or grandparents though tells me I'm indecent and rude when I curl up on a chair while at grandma's house extremely concerned about how other's view her typical woman.jpg have a family they all hate me because of my mum the only family member I truly love and would miss if they were gone is my aunt whom I see 1-2 a year just wanna get a well-paying and fulfilling job and move far away from all of the bullshit Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)05:50:32 No.49597109 2/3 got accepted to good college >mom immediately thought that I would go on a drug/drink/sex bender and get into trouble >demand I install tracking software for the smart phone she gave me "how can I trust you after all you did to me in high school?!" largely "encouraged" to choose a particular engineering major extended family, particularly mom's side, made very clear to me the consequences for changing majors, that it would be held over my head for the rest of my life (they did it to cousin) >went there felt freedom for the first time in my life did not drug/drink/sex bender or get into trouble still maintained good grades throughout (dropped only 1 class, A's and B's in a very competitive program while taking a minor and premed courses) develop some of my own non-academic interests and hobbies which family grudgingly accepted (though still to this day try to pressure me to sell it all o stupidest thing I did was ask out high school oneitis, who proceeded to use my crime against me as a cheap way to gain connections for the rest of the 4 years nearly dropped out of major over that only thing that stopped me was seeing that it would take 5 years to graduate, and that it would be impossible to explain to family heartbreak is temporary, family is forever amirite? >powered through major despite slowly dying every day surrounded by people who hated me with no way out >family never knevw constant pressure destroyed me slowly: I'm surel have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder graduated get rejected by every medical program in the country >by this time mom cut connections with family who had always been treating her like shit thought things would get better, at least at home Anonymous 12/01/18(Sat)06:03:04 No.49597258 3/3 forced to take job at shithole startup witnessed and experienced unbelievable shit: racism, sexism, and just plain cruelty from rich degenerates playing company >mom never believed me when I explained thought I was exagerating, and would gaslight me even in middle of conversation >to this day I still hear "it's not that bad" when l make the mistake of talking about what happened over there I have since changed jobs and am still working on my ultimate goal, but I'm more of a wreck than l ever was. Thanks to being berated by my parents for being ungrateful, and constantly having to jump through a million hoops to try to win some love I'm extremely emotionally needy, especially towards women I percieve as mothering figures. It's to the point where I'm pushing away a formerly close friend and mentor who had been extremely kind to me The worst thing is that through all this, my mom (and probably nearly everyone else) is going to say it's all my fault for not being "strong" or independent" enough. For example a few weeks ago I was stupid enough to tell my mom how I hated how her relatives coerced me so hard into staying in my major, even when my heart and brain were both begging to be allowed to run, when they probably couldn't even tell me what my degree was in, and this made me too scared to leave since l feared a trickle down punishment from her. She told me l "stayed in there for myself" and it was all on me since "it's not [herl style" to directly confront others (although I have witnessed this several times). I have to keep pretending everything is alright though it is getting harder every day. There's nobody I can talk to about this: after all, who would believe me? Anon has a bad childhood
Ass, Bad, and College: Anonymous
 12/01/18(Sat)06:19:39 No.49597417
 parents spent most of childhood fighting
 dad was alwavs pissed
 >has a shitty fucking sense of humour ("haha I'm
 gonna beat you if you dont this and this")
 vividly remember getting slapped hard as fuck
 while we were taking a walk and I decided to skip
 was maybe 6 years old
 >broke my toys
 >mother never did anything
 says she's always there for me and the only one
 who actually acknowledged that their long ass
 divorce could possibly be a really shitty experience
 for me
 lies and manipulates people
 cheated on my dad when I was 9
 took the money I got for birthdays and didn't give
 it back
 >dad's gf is actually kinda alright
 >she relays every thing i say to my dad or
 grandparents though
 tells me I'm indecent and rude when I curl up on a
 chair while at grandma's house
 extremely concerned about how other's view her
 typical woman.jpg
 have a family
 they all hate me because of my mum
 the only family member I truly love and would
 miss if they were gone is my aunt whom I see 1-2 a
 year
 just wanna get a well-paying and fulfilling job and
 move far away from all of the bullshit

 Anonymous
 12/01/18(Sat)05:50:32 No.49597109
 2/3
 got accepted to good college
 >mom immediately thought that I would go on a
 drug/drink/sex bender and get into trouble
 >demand I install tracking software for the smart
 phone she gave me
 "how can I trust you after all you did to me in high
 school?!"
 largely "encouraged" to choose a particular
 engineering major
 extended family, particularly mom's side, made
 very clear to me the consequences for changing
 majors, that it would be held over my head for the
 rest of my life (they did it to cousin)
 >went there felt freedom for the first time in my life
 did not drug/drink/sex bender or get into trouble
 still maintained good grades throughout (dropped
 only 1 class, A's and B's in a very competitive
 program while taking a minor and premed courses)
 develop some of my own non-academic interests
 and hobbies which family grudgingly accepted
 (though still to this day try to pressure me to sell it
 all o
 stupidest thing I did was ask out high school
 oneitis, who proceeded to use my crime against
 me as a cheap way to gain connections for the rest
 of the 4 years
 nearly dropped out of major over that
 only thing that stopped me was seeing that it
 would take 5 years to graduate, and that it would
 be impossible to explain to family
 heartbreak is temporary, family is forever amirite?
 >powered through major despite slowly dying
 every day surrounded by people who hated me
 with no way out
 >family never knevw
 constant pressure destroyed me slowly: I'm surel
 have an undiagnosed anxiety disorder
 graduated
 get rejected by every medical program in the
 country
 >by this time mom cut connections with family who
 had always been treating her like shit
 thought things would get better, at least at home

 Anonymous
 12/01/18(Sat)06:03:04 No.49597258
 3/3
 forced to take job at shithole startup
 witnessed and experienced unbelievable shit:
 racism, sexism, and just plain cruelty from rich
 degenerates playing company
 >mom never believed me when I explained
 thought I was exagerating, and would gaslight me
 even in middle of conversation
 >to this day I still hear "it's not that bad" when l
 make the mistake of talking about what happened
 over there
 I have since changed jobs and am still working on
 my ultimate goal, but I'm more of a wreck than l
 ever was. Thanks to being berated by my parents
 for being ungrateful, and constantly having to jump
 through a million hoops to try to win some love I'm
 extremely emotionally needy, especially towards
 women I percieve as mothering figures. It's to the
 point where I'm pushing away a formerly close
 friend and mentor who had been extremely kind to
 me
 The worst thing is that through all this, my mom
 (and probably nearly everyone else) is going to say
 it's all my fault for not being "strong" or
 independent" enough. For example a few weeks
 ago I was stupid enough to tell my mom how I
 hated how her relatives coerced me so hard into
 staying in my major, even when my heart and brain
 were both begging to be allowed to run, when they
 probably couldn't even tell me what my degree was
 in, and this made me too scared to leave since l
 feared a trickle down punishment from her. She
 told me l "stayed in there for myself" and it was all
 on me since "it's not [herl style" to directly confront
 others (although I have witnessed this several
 times). I have to keep pretending everything is
 alright though it is getting harder every day. There's
 nobody I can talk to about this: after all, who would
 believe me?
Anon has a bad childhood

Anon has a bad childhood

Animals, Be Like, and Cats: more-zero-than-ace asked: How awesome do you think pet dragons would be? Like, not dragons the size of buildings, but maybe the size of large dogs or cats? braaains-archive answered: SO AWESOME hi-def-doritos -baby dragons -baby dragons that will try to bite lighters and cigarettes and any other form of flame including gas stovetops because a baby dragon biting flame is like a baby human chewing on a teething toy they just gotta do it -baby dragons that will also try to bite lightbulbs, including holiday lights and phone screens, because they haven't figured out yet that these are not Real Fire -baby dragons who love to just sit on the stovetop after the pots are removed and bask in the warmth -baby dragons who start up a little hoard of small household items that are metallic and/or shiny, like paperclips and keys because they've yet to be exposed to gold and jewels -baby dragons who beg at the din table -baby dragons who' ve figured out how to fly but not quite how to stop yet so they kinda just crash into something that's hopefully soft to stop themselves -adolescent dragons being introduced to jewelry for the first time and having to be told "no" unto they give up on stealing the items. For now stashes of silverware and change and rhinestones being found back in the cupboards -adolescent dragons who love music and can hum along -adolescent dragons getting used to their leashes and going on walks -adolescent dragons who learn to ride on your shoulder and at first you have to keep them tied to you so they don't fly off when you go outside but pretty soon they learn and they love you enough to stay with you -adolescent dragons going through crazy mood swings and being distant and aloof but eventuallv comina back for snuggles like always young dragons who start trying to preen your hair (it never goes very well but they try, okay? And you love them.) young dragons with tons of energy setting about doing everything possible to make their humans happy they can operate almost any lamp or lightswitch for you, and they'll try to open your cupboards when you're cooking and they'll press elevator buttons and unzip your backpack/purse briefcase and untie just about any small task they can do to make you happy your shoes and fetc h the paper and do -young dragons who think their scolding is what opens automatic doors for their owners young dragons who are incredibly, zealously eager to please ovon though they don't realy now what they'ro doing -middle-aged dragons who start to lose some of the energy but are now incredibly loyal and know you and your habits to a fault -mi s who start taking naps on the wi ra ledges and fall off a few times but they get the hang of it -middle-aged dragons who stay on your shoulder almost all the time now, wrapping their tail around your other shoulder for balance -middle-aged dragons that will affectionately rub their heads along your neck and cheek and jawline -old dragons who just lay around and nap happily all the time seriously they're like cats and sunbeams -old dragons who sit in your lap and eat off your plate at dinner because they've darn well earned the privilege and everybody else knows it -old dragons who are terrible influences and start showing the younger dragons how to hoard and steal shiny things -old dragons that curl up under your chin and lie on yourc and bask in your presence hest service dragons who help disabled people go about their ives -pet dragons who are basically therapy animals -pet dragons that are incredibly loving and demonstrative of that love -pet dragons who are loyal and who bond closely and work -pet dragons who are the sweetest things in the universe -pet dragons Pet Dragons
Animals, Be Like, and Cats: more-zero-than-ace asked:
 How awesome do you think pet dragons would be?
 Like, not dragons the size of buildings, but maybe
 the size of large dogs or cats?
 braaains-archive answered:
 SO AWESOME
 hi-def-doritos
 -baby dragons
 -baby dragons that will try to bite lighters and cigarettes and
 any other form of flame including gas stovetops because a
 baby dragon biting flame is like a baby human chewing on a
 teething toy they just gotta do it
 -baby dragons that will also try to bite lightbulbs, including
 holiday lights and phone screens, because they haven't
 figured out yet that these are not Real Fire
 -baby dragons who love to just sit on the stovetop after the
 pots are removed and bask in the warmth
 -baby dragons who start up a little hoard of small household
 items that are metallic and/or shiny, like paperclips and keys
 because they've yet to be exposed to gold and jewels
 -baby dragons who beg at the din
 table
 -baby dragons who' ve figured out how to fly but not quite how
 to stop yet so they kinda just crash into something that's
 hopefully soft to stop themselves
 -adolescent dragons being introduced to jewelry for the first
 time and having to be told "no" unto they give up on stealing
 the items. For now
 stashes of silverware and change and rhinestones being
 found back in the cupboards
 -adolescent dragons who love music and can hum along
 -adolescent dragons getting used to their leashes and going
 on walks
 -adolescent dragons who learn to ride on your shoulder and
 at first you have to keep them tied to you so they don't fly off
 when you go outside but pretty soon they learn and they love
 you enough to stay with you
 -adolescent dragons going through crazy mood swings and
 being distant and aloof but eventuallv comina back for
 snuggles like always
 young dragons who start trying to preen your hair (it never
 goes very well but they try, okay? And you love them.)
 young dragons with tons of energy setting about doing
 everything possible to make their humans happy
 they can operate almost any lamp or lightswitch for you, and
 they'll try to open your cupboards when you're cooking and
 they'll press elevator buttons and unzip your backpack/purse
 briefcase and untie
 just about any small task they can do to make you happy
 your shoes and fetc
 h the paper and do
 -young dragons who think their scolding is what opens
 automatic doors for their owners
 young dragons who are incredibly, zealously eager to please
 ovon though they don't realy now what they'ro doing
 -middle-aged dragons who start to lose some of the energy
 but are now incredibly loyal and know you and your habits to
 a fault
 -mi
 s who start taking naps on the wi
 ra
 ledges and fall off a few times but they get the hang of it
 -middle-aged dragons who stay on your shoulder almost all
 the time now, wrapping their tail around your other shoulder
 for balance
 -middle-aged dragons that will affectionately rub their heads
 along your neck and cheek and jawline
 -old dragons who just lay around and nap happily all the time
 seriously they're like cats and sunbeams
 -old dragons who sit in your lap and eat off your plate at
 dinner because they've darn well earned the privilege and
 everybody else knows it
 -old dragons who are terrible influences and start showing the
 younger dragons how to hoard and steal shiny things
 -old dragons that curl up under your chin and lie on yourc
 and bask in your presence
 hest
 service dragons who help disabled people go about their
 ives
 -pet dragons who are basically therapy animals
 -pet dragons that are incredibly loving and demonstrative of
 that love
 -pet dragons who are loyal and who bond closely and work
 -pet dragons who are the sweetest things in the universe
 -pet dragons
Pet Dragons

Pet Dragons

House, Rain, and Curl: Stayed in a tiny house recently, this was the bed. Wonderful place to curl up and listen to the rain.
House, Rain, and Curl: Stayed in a tiny house recently, this was the bed. Wonderful place to curl up and listen to the rain.

Stayed in a tiny house recently, this was the bed. Wonderful place to curl up and listen to the rain.

Advice, Come Over, and Family: Mocha For Helen! HELEN Here yoU go, Ma'am Thanks, Karen. When's your shift over? OHHHMYGOD UM Elas- | meah- HELEN!!? AMÍ A while back, you asked me Por advice on balancing hero stufF with your personal life But I can now! I'm sorry l didn't get a chance to answer then. Why don't you tell me a little more about. YOU? CT Oh, well, I just started art school, and between that and my jobs it's hard to manage my time, haha But medication and student loans aren't gonna pay For themselves, you know? Sometimes I get so stressed I just want to curl up in a ball and cry, haha... School, multiple jobs, and moonlighting as a superhero? That's a lot to take on, kiddo! Well Are your parents helping you? Actually... AMi They... kinda cut me off. ...what? I haven't been in touchwith my family For, like about a year. MOM LEUEL: MOM-SENSES TINGLING They don't like my powerg They don't like my art, or my hair.... They don't like that l'm... They s-stl call K-xevin. ...Karen RED ALERT MOM LEDEL: MOMERGENCY !-ENGAGING MOM MODE-! Honey... listen to me. You're so brave, you know that? It's not easy to be true to yourself when the world wants you to be something else I IL Did I Say something wrong? l'm sorry And I hope you never stop, because you're something really special, Karen. You're perfect just the way You are No, no... I just wish.. /...my mom had said something like that... MOMLEUEL MAMA BEAR MODE ACTIUATED ADOPT 10 IMMINE T-1 ...come over For dinner! t's taco O-oh... l love tacos night. ぐ (O Mt yamino: This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!-YaminoP.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!
Advice, Come Over, and Family: Mocha For
 Helen!
 HELEN
 Here yoU go,
 Ma'am
 Thanks,
 Karen.
 When's
 your shift
 over?
 OHHHMYGOD
 UM
 Elas-
 | meah-
 HELEN!!?
 AMÍ

 A while back, you
 asked me Por advice
 on balancing hero
 stufF with your
 personal life
 But I
 can now!
 I'm sorry l
 didn't get a
 chance to
 answer then.
 Why don't you
 tell me a little
 more about.
 YOU?
 CT
 Oh, well,
 I just started art
 school, and between that
 and my jobs it's hard to
 manage my time, haha
 But medication and
 student loans
 aren't gonna pay
 For themselves,
 you know?
 Sometimes I get
 so stressed I
 just want to curl
 up in a ball and
 cry, haha...
 School, multiple
 jobs, and
 moonlighting as
 a superhero?
 That's a lot
 to take on,
 kiddo!
 Well
 Are your
 parents
 helping you?
 Actually...
 AMi

 They... kinda
 cut me off.
 ...what?
 I haven't been
 in touchwith
 my family For,
 like about a
 year.
 MOM LEUEL:
 MOM-SENSES
 TINGLING
 They don't
 like my
 powerg
 They don't like
 my art, or my
 hair....
 They don't like
 that l'm...
 They
 s-stl call
 K-xevin.
 ...Karen
 RED
 ALERT
 MOM LEDEL:
 MOMERGENCY
 !-ENGAGING MOM MODE-!

 Honey...
 listen to
 me.
 You're so brave,
 you know that?
 It's not easy
 to be true to
 yourself when
 the world
 wants you to
 be something
 else
 I IL
 Did I Say
 something
 wrong?
 l'm
 sorry
 And I hope
 you never
 stop, because
 you're
 something
 really special,
 Karen.
 You're perfect
 just the way
 You are
 No, no...
 I just
 wish..
 /...my mom
 had said
 something
 like that...
 MOMLEUEL
 MAMA BEAR MODE
 ACTIUATED
 ADOPT 10 IMMINE T-1

 ...come over
 For dinner! t's taco
 O-oh...
 l love
 tacos
 night.
 ぐ
 (O
 Mt
yamino:

This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!-YaminoP.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!

yamino: This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!...

I Bet, Memes, and Quite: LAD BIB L E I bet you've never seen a bicep curl quite like this before... 👀😱 - @mesutertuzunn x @ahmetyusufs
I Bet, Memes, and Quite: LAD
 BIB L E
I bet you've never seen a bicep curl quite like this before... 👀😱 - @mesutertuzunn x @ahmetyusufs

I bet you've never seen a bicep curl quite like this before... 👀😱 - @mesutertuzunn x @ahmetyusufs

Beautiful, Books, and Children: Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot has appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner. His tail has long since been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. "That's one UGLY cat!!" All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose d until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would come running meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find on him, he would stand there, getting soake One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time l got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly's sad life was almost at an end Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling I must be hurting him terribly I thought. Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for. Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be Ugly you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Everyone Was Warned Not To Touch Him
Beautiful, Books, and Children: Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew
 who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat.
 Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating
 garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of
 these things combined with a life spent outside had
 their effect on Ugly
 To start with, he had only one eye, and where the
 other should have been was a gaping hole. He was
 also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot
 has appeared to have been badly broken at one
 time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making
 him look like he was always turning the corner. His
 tail has long since been lost, leaving only the
 smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and
 twitch. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby
 striped-type, except for the sores covering his head,
 neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs.
 Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same
 reaction. "That's one UGLY cat!!"
 All the children were warned not to touch him, the
 adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted
 him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut
 his paws in the door when he would not leave
 Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the
 hose d
 until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at
 him, he would curl his lanky body around feet in
 forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would
 come running meowing frantically and bump his
 head against their hands, begging for their love. If
 you ever picked him up he would immediately begin
 suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could
 find
 on him, he would stand there, getting soake
 One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors
 huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was
 badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his
 screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time l
 got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly's
 sad life was almost at an end
 Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back
 twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the
 white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked
 him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him
 wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling
 I must be hurting him terribly I thought.
 Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on
 my ear Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and
 obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled
 him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my
 hand with his head, then he turned his one golden
 eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound
 of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly
 battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little
 affection, perhaps some compassion
 At that moment I thought Ugly was the most
 beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never
 once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to
 get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just
 looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve
 his pain
 Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I
 sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking
 about how one scarred, deformed little stray could
 so alter my opinion about what it means to have
 true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly
 Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion
 than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show
 specials ever could, and for that I will always be
 thankful. He had been scarred on the outside, but I
 was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to
 move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give
 my total to those I cared for.
 Many people want to be richer, more successful,
 well liked, beautiful, but for me, I will always try to
 be Ugly
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:Everyone Was Warned Not To Touch Him

srsfunny:Everyone Was Warned Not To Touch Him

Advice, Come Over, and Family: Mocha For Helen! HELEN Here yoU go, Ma'am Thanks, Karen. When's your shift over? OHHHMYGOD UM Elas- | meah- HELEN!!? AMÍ A while back, you asked me Por advice on balancing hero stufF with your personal life But I can now! I'm sorry l didn't get a chance to answer then. Why don't you tell me a little more about. YOU? CT Oh, well, I just started art school, and between that and my jobs it's hard to manage my time, haha But medication and student loans aren't gonna pay For themselves, you know? Sometimes I get so stressed I just want to curl up in a ball and cry, haha... School, multiple jobs, and moonlighting as a superhero? That's a lot to take on, kiddo! Well Are your parents helping you? Actually... AMi They... kinda cut me off. ...what? I haven't been in touchwith my family For, like about a year. MOM LEUEL: MOM-SENSES TINGLING They don't like my powerg They don't like my art, or my hair.... They don't like that l'm... They s-stl call K-xevin. ...Karen RED ALERT MOM LEDEL: MOMERGENCY !-ENGAGING MOM MODE-! Honey... listen to me. You're so brave, you know that? It's not easy to be true to yourself when the world wants you to be something else I IL Did I Say something wrong? l'm sorry And I hope you never stop, because you're something really special, Karen. You're perfect just the way You are No, no... I just wish.. /...my mom had said something like that... MOMLEUEL MAMA BEAR MODE ACTIUATED ADOPT 10 IMMINE T-1 ...come over For dinner! t's taco O-oh... l love tacos night. ぐ (O Mt yamino: This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!-YaminoP.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!Edit: This comic has sequels!(Part 2)(Part 3)
Advice, Come Over, and Family: Mocha For
 Helen!
 HELEN
 Here yoU go,
 Ma'am
 Thanks,
 Karen.
 When's
 your shift
 over?
 OHHHMYGOD
 UM
 Elas-
 | meah-
 HELEN!!?
 AMÍ

 A while back, you
 asked me Por advice
 on balancing hero
 stufF with your
 personal life
 But I
 can now!
 I'm sorry l
 didn't get a
 chance to
 answer then.
 Why don't you
 tell me a little
 more about.
 YOU?
 CT
 Oh, well,
 I just started art
 school, and between that
 and my jobs it's hard to
 manage my time, haha
 But medication and
 student loans
 aren't gonna pay
 For themselves,
 you know?
 Sometimes I get
 so stressed I
 just want to curl
 up in a ball and
 cry, haha...
 School, multiple
 jobs, and
 moonlighting as
 a superhero?
 That's a lot
 to take on,
 kiddo!
 Well
 Are your
 parents
 helping you?
 Actually...
 AMi

 They... kinda
 cut me off.
 ...what?
 I haven't been
 in touchwith
 my family For,
 like about a
 year.
 MOM LEUEL:
 MOM-SENSES
 TINGLING
 They don't
 like my
 powerg
 They don't like
 my art, or my
 hair....
 They don't like
 that l'm...
 They
 s-stl call
 K-xevin.
 ...Karen
 RED
 ALERT
 MOM LEDEL:
 MOMERGENCY
 !-ENGAGING MOM MODE-!

 Honey...
 listen to
 me.
 You're so brave,
 you know that?
 It's not easy
 to be true to
 yourself when
 the world
 wants you to
 be something
 else
 I IL
 Did I Say
 something
 wrong?
 l'm
 sorry
 And I hope
 you never
 stop, because
 you're
 something
 really special,
 Karen.
 You're perfect
 just the way
 You are
 No, no...
 I just
 wish..
 /...my mom
 had said
 something
 like that...
 MOMLEUEL
 MAMA BEAR MODE
 ACTIUATED
 ADOPT 10 IMMINE T-1

 ...come over
 For dinner! t's taco
 O-oh...
 l love
 tacos
 night.
 ぐ
 (O
 Mt
yamino:

This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!-YaminoP.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!Edit: This comic has sequels!(Part 2)(Part 3)

yamino: This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!...

Bodies , Fucking, and Head: WCLVESVSHEARTS.TUMBLR.COM OU'RE WARM. BET You ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE WARMER. SLEEP. CLVESVSHEARTS TUMBLR.COM finleighsaid: wclvesvshearts: favorite THROAM scenes in no particular order→ a kingdom by the sea (book ii, chapter 6) So after I manage to free my hand with a promise of staying, I take off my shoes, leave them by the bed. Remove my jacket, take off my tie. Don’t think anything of it when I unbuckle my belt, don’t think of how I’ve done this in his presence uncountable times, but this time I pull the belt out of the loops and keep my pants on. I round the bed because well – he sleeps on the left and I sleep on the right. I know that. Although sometimes we just slept all over each other, no coordination or direction. Still. We have sides. But I don’t get under the covers with him. No, that I can’t do. So I get on top of them, moving closer to him. I curl my arm securely around his middle and pull him to me, our bodies pressing together. His hand instantly moves to rest over mine, and he exhales softly. “You’re warm.” I rest my head on the pillow that we share, and I close my eyes, breathe in the scent of his hair. “Bet you anything that you’re warmer.” He hums in agreement and pushes into my embrace. Goes lax. And at that second, the feeling of being home is overwhelming. “Sleep.” And he does. Probably for the first time in days. I’m reblogging this again because I love it so fucking much. Watch me, motherfuckers.
Bodies , Fucking, and Head: WCLVESVSHEARTS.TUMBLR.COM

 OU'RE WARM.
 BET You ANYTHING THAT YOU'RE
 WARMER.
 SLEEP.
 CLVESVSHEARTS TUMBLR.COM
finleighsaid:
wclvesvshearts:

favorite THROAM scenes in no particular order→ a kingdom by the sea (book ii, chapter 6)
So after I manage to free my hand with a promise of staying, I take off my shoes, leave them by the bed. Remove my jacket, take off my tie. Don’t think anything of it when I unbuckle my belt, don’t think of how I’ve done this in his presence uncountable times, but this time I pull the belt out of the loops and keep my pants on.

I round the bed because well – he sleeps on the left and I sleep on the right. I know that. Although sometimes we just slept all over each other, no coordination or direction. Still. We have sides.

But I don’t get under the covers with him. No, that I can’t do. So I get on top of them, moving closer to him. I curl my arm securely around his middle and pull him to me, our bodies pressing together. His hand instantly moves to rest over mine, and he exhales softly. “You’re warm.”

I rest my head on the pillow that we share, and I close my eyes, breathe in the scent of his hair. “Bet you anything that you’re warmer.”

He hums in agreement and pushes into my embrace. Goes lax. And at that second, the feeling of being home is overwhelming.

“Sleep.”

And he does. Probably for the first time in days.

I’m reblogging this again because I love it so fucking much.
Watch me, motherfuckers.

finleighsaid: wclvesvshearts: favorite THROAM scenes in no particular order→ a kingdom by the sea (book ii, chapter 6) So after I manage to...

Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21 and somebody got 19. ETS I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.
Ass, Bruh, and Energy: How dudes foul when y'all playing 21
 and somebody got 19.
 ETS
I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong like Catcher Freeman and has the speed of a cheetah. His defensive commitment and hustle is what makes this player stand out. You can’t afford to box him out for a rebound. A elbow to the throat may be fatal and lead to serious injury in which you will not receive financial compensation for. This player is the toughest to guard due to their unorthodox playstyle and aggression. Jumpshot broke like call Of duty servers but still manages to make a impact on both sides of the floor. In this story I find myself in a situation where I’m playing 21 with some dudes at my local park. I got to 19 and failed to break ice twice. I got some Demarco Murray in the face ass guarding me. Boy got all the elite lockdown defender attritibutes with a boost. I watch too many hoop mixtapes. I wanted to hit him with the “cross curl tween tween hesi skip thru that lane filayyyy “. Boy was on me like white on rice and I had no left hand to fall back on. Once again the one handed bandit was forced to go left. I ended up doing “Cross head fake, travel travel” then here he come in mid air tryna snatch the ball from me. We both collided mid air. The sound of it ain’t even sound right. You ever take two pieces of chicken and slammed them together? Yea. I got into a whole car accident in mid air. The kinetic energy of the two of us was high. Boy I flipped over about 3 times in the air. Grown ass being tossed like a Krabby Patty. That boy got right back up with the rebound and layed it up. In the Hood You don’t stop unless there’s blood. Niggas played a whole game of 21 lIke my spine ain’t just hit a Fortnite emote. They shot so many bricks for game they built me a whole 4x4 . The park janitor had to come scoop me in a hand Truck. I got home by the grace of God fam. I called JP Morgan, I did not receive financial compensation.

I hate playing 21 bruh. There’s always that one niqqa that play D1 football and built like Saquon Barkley that want to play 21. Boy skrong l...

Advice, Come Over, and Family: Mocha For Helen! HELEN Here yoU go, Ma'am Thanks, Karen. When's your shift over? OHHHMYGOD UM Elas- | meah- HELEN!!? AMÍ A while back, you asked me Por advice on balancing hero stufF with your personal life But I can now! I'm sorry l didn't get a chance to answer then. Why don't you tell me a little more about. YOU? CT Oh, well, I just started art school, and between that and my jobs it's hard to manage my time, haha But medication and student loans aren't gonna pay For themselves, you know? Sometimes I get so stressed I just want to curl up in a ball and cry, haha... School, multiple jobs, and moonlighting as a superhero? That's a lot to take on, kiddo! Well Are your parents helping you? Actually... AMi They... kinda cut me off. ...what? I haven't been in touchwith my family For, like about a year. MOM LEUEL: MOM-SENSES TINGLING They don't like my powerg They don't like my art, or my hair.... They don't like that l'm... They s-stl call K-xevin. ...Karen RED ALERT MOM LEDEL: MOMERGENCY !-ENGAGING MOM MODE-! Honey... listen to me. You're so brave, you know that? It's not easy to be true to yourself when the world wants you to be something else I IL Did I Say something wrong? l'm sorry And I hope you never stop, because you're something really special, Karen. You're perfect just the way You are No, no... I just wish.. /...my mom had said something like that... MOMLEUEL MAMA BEAR MODE ACTIUATED ADOPT 10 IMMINE T-1 ...come over For dinner! t's taco O-oh... l love tacos night. ぐ (O Mt yamino: This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it! -Yamino P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!
Advice, Come Over, and Family: Mocha For
 Helen!
 HELEN
 Here yoU go,
 Ma'am
 Thanks,
 Karen.
 When's
 your shift
 over?
 OHHHMYGOD
 UM
 Elas-
 | meah-
 HELEN!!?
 AMÍ

 A while back, you
 asked me Por advice
 on balancing hero
 stufF with your
 personal life
 But I
 can now!
 I'm sorry l
 didn't get a
 chance to
 answer then.
 Why don't you
 tell me a little
 more about.
 YOU?
 CT
 Oh, well,
 I just started art
 school, and between that
 and my jobs it's hard to
 manage my time, haha
 But medication and
 student loans
 aren't gonna pay
 For themselves,
 you know?
 Sometimes I get
 so stressed I
 just want to curl
 up in a ball and
 cry, haha...
 School, multiple
 jobs, and
 moonlighting as
 a superhero?
 That's a lot
 to take on,
 kiddo!
 Well
 Are your
 parents
 helping you?
 Actually...
 AMi

 They... kinda
 cut me off.
 ...what?
 I haven't been
 in touchwith
 my family For,
 like about a
 year.
 MOM LEUEL:
 MOM-SENSES
 TINGLING
 They don't
 like my
 powerg
 They don't like
 my art, or my
 hair....
 They don't like
 that l'm...
 They
 s-stl call
 K-xevin.
 ...Karen
 RED
 ALERT
 MOM LEDEL:
 MOMERGENCY
 !-ENGAGING MOM MODE-!

 Honey...
 listen to
 me.
 You're so brave,
 you know that?
 It's not easy
 to be true to
 yourself when
 the world
 wants you to
 be something
 else
 I IL
 Did I Say
 something
 wrong?
 l'm
 sorry
 And I hope
 you never
 stop, because
 you're
 something
 really special,
 Karen.
 You're perfect
 just the way
 You are
 No, no...
 I just
 wish..
 /...my mom
 had said
 something
 like that...
 MOMLEUEL
 MAMA BEAR MODE
 ACTIUATED
 ADOPT 10 IMMINE T-1

 ...come over
 For dinner! t's taco
 O-oh...
 l love
 tacos
 night.
 ぐ
 (O
 Mt
yamino:

This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!
-Yamino
P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!

yamino: This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!...