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Dad: Dad be cool like that :)
Dad: Dad be cool like that :)

Dad be cool like that :)

Dad: Dad is CRANKy
Dad: Dad is CRANKy

Dad is CRANKy

Dad: My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years
Dad: My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years

My dad has carried this card in his wallet for 40 years

Dad: Her bio said she has a wealth of dad jokes at her disposal
Dad: Her bio said she has a wealth of dad jokes at her disposal

Her bio said she has a wealth of dad jokes at her disposal

Dad: Even if you lose the game, you still win with a good dad
Dad: Even if you lose the game, you still win with a good dad

Even if you lose the game, you still win with a good dad

Dad: pepsi-is-okay43110: The joke here is that my dad is a doctor and also I honestly have no idea if he was being sarcastic or not.
Dad: pepsi-is-okay43110:

The joke here is that my dad is a doctor and also I honestly have no idea if he was being sarcastic or not.

pepsi-is-okay43110: The joke here is that my dad is a doctor and also I honestly have no idea if he was being sarcastic or not.

Dad: gallusrostromegalus: huggablekaiju: aughtomaton: banyanyabread: elionking: rootbeergoddess: voidbat: callmebliss: rikodeine: ajax-daughter-of-telamon: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via princessmisery) This is a great idea! this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time I kinda want one of these. DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS. This is brilliant  Shit, I might make one of these for myself ^^ This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things. Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
Dad: gallusrostromegalus:

huggablekaiju:

aughtomaton:

banyanyabread:

elionking:

rootbeergoddess:

voidbat:

callmebliss:

rikodeine:

ajax-daughter-of-telamon:

tastefullyoffensive:

(photo via princessmisery)

This is a great idea!

this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time

I kinda want one of these.

DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.

This is brilliant 

Shit, I might make one of these for myself

^^


This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart




Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early. We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things.  Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.

gallusrostromegalus: huggablekaiju: aughtomaton: banyanyabread: elionking: rootbeergoddess: voidbat: callmebliss: rikodeine: aja...

Dad: My dad looking me code in python, while he used to do it in C and Fortran.
Dad: My dad looking me code in python, while he used to do it in C and Fortran.

My dad looking me code in python, while he used to do it in C and Fortran.

Dad: His Dad’s smile
Dad: His Dad’s smile

His Dad’s smile

Dad: Coronavirus killed my dad. Meme dump to try and cope.
Dad: Coronavirus killed my dad. Meme dump to try and cope.

Coronavirus killed my dad. Meme dump to try and cope.

Dad: This dad has one great son
Dad: This dad has one great son

This dad has one great son

Dad: These memes are full of horrible jokes, but perfect for the dad in your life! #Memes #DadJokes #Entertainment
Dad: These memes are full of horrible jokes, but perfect for the dad in your life! #Memes #DadJokes #Entertainment

These memes are full of horrible jokes, but perfect for the dad in your life! #Memes #DadJokes #Entertainment

Dad: Thanks dad
Dad: Thanks dad

Thanks dad

Dad: My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone
Dad: My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

My dad has a phone handset that plugs in to his iPhone

Dad: Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.
Dad: Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.

Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.

Dad: awesomacious: Love you dad
Dad: awesomacious:

Love you dad

awesomacious: Love you dad

Dad: My dad can beat up your dad
Dad: My dad can beat up your dad

My dad can beat up your dad

Dad: Behold, it's the ultimate dad joke. #Memes #DadJoke #CaptainAmerica #Dank
Dad: Behold, it's the ultimate dad joke. #Memes #DadJoke #CaptainAmerica #Dank

Behold, it's the ultimate dad joke. #Memes #DadJoke #CaptainAmerica #Dank

Dad: Hello meme, I’m dad
Dad: Hello meme, I’m dad

Hello meme, I’m dad

Dad: Thanks dad…
Dad: Thanks dad…

Thanks dad…

Dad: this makes me so happy. his dad would be so proud
Dad: this makes me so happy. his dad would be so proud

this makes me so happy. his dad would be so proud

Dad: Even if you lose the game, you still win with a good dad
Dad: Even if you lose the game, you still win with a good dad

Even if you lose the game, you still win with a good dad

Dad: Best dad joke.
Dad: Best dad joke.

Best dad joke.

Dad: papersnail: mainbstaysgold: frqnkie: my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!” this video nourishes me
Dad: papersnail:

mainbstaysgold:

frqnkie:

my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk

those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”

this video nourishes me

papersnail: mainbstaysgold: frqnkie: my cat joined my dad and my dog on their morning walk those meows: “wait for me, wait for me!”...

Dad: Jesus surfing with his dad
Dad: Jesus surfing with his dad

Jesus surfing with his dad

Dad: Thanks mom and dad
Dad: Thanks mom and dad

Thanks mom and dad

Dad: To get the perfect “Dad” picture, I literally just described my Dad. How terrifying is that?
Dad: To get the perfect “Dad” picture, I literally just described my Dad. How terrifying is that?

To get the perfect “Dad” picture, I literally just described my Dad. How terrifying is that?

Dad: Jesus surfing with his dad
Dad: Jesus surfing with his dad

Jesus surfing with his dad

Dad: The exact moment a “dad joke” landed
Dad: The exact moment a “dad joke” landed

The exact moment a “dad joke” landed

Dad: Thanks dad :)
Dad: Thanks dad :)

Thanks dad :)

Dad: Doofenshmirtz is the best dad
Dad: Doofenshmirtz is the best dad

Doofenshmirtz is the best dad

Dad: leaddusthands: positive-memes: Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update full wholesome story here… This is so wholesome 💕
Dad: leaddusthands:

positive-memes:



Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update

full wholesome story here…


This is so wholesome 💕

leaddusthands: positive-memes: Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update...

Dad: Found via Facebook. What a good dad.
Dad: Found via Facebook. What a good dad.

Found via Facebook. What a good dad.

Dad: Worlds best dad
Dad: Worlds best dad

Worlds best dad

Dad: BEST DAD EVER!
Dad: BEST DAD EVER!

BEST DAD EVER!

Dad: Kind of a weird request, Dad by klein_harry MORE MEMES
Dad: Kind of a weird request, Dad by klein_harry
MORE MEMES

Kind of a weird request, Dad by klein_harry MORE MEMES

Dad: DAD SAVE THE QUEEEEN
Dad: DAD SAVE THE QUEEEEN

DAD SAVE THE QUEEEEN

Dad: Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update full wholesome story here…
Dad: 

Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update

full wholesome story here…

Dad Asks People Online How to Tell His Son It’s Okay That He Has a Boyfriend, Posts Wholesome Update full wholesome story here…

Dad: Dad Jokes, Best jokes
Dad: Dad Jokes, Best jokes

Dad Jokes, Best jokes

Dad: Felt like making this after my dad recently shows me old memes after showing me IT stuff for the last two decades
Dad: Felt like making this after my dad recently shows me old memes after showing me IT stuff for the last two decades

Felt like making this after my dad recently shows me old memes after showing me IT stuff for the last two decades

Dad: Dad: “who are you again?”
Dad: Dad: “who are you again?”

Dad: “who are you again?”

Dad: the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word. He tells us more… So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons. Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni .  Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later. It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles. I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️ Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms. “And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y— “And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home. “Is [yet another friend]’s home?” Update from the other night: “Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is. I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language. Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?” yep! *runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?” @radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”
Dad: the-strongest-decoy:
arcticfoxbear:

by-grace-of-god:

prolifeproliberty:

candiikismet:

gingersofficial:



Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now. 



If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.

He tells us more…
So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.
Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . 
Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.
It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.
I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️
Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.
“And my bed?”Yes, and your bed.“And that wall?”Yep.“And the armchair?”Yes, the armchair too.……“And… the book case?”Y—
“And my home?”Yep, the whole apartment block.“And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.”Haha, it is.……“But is it made of atoms?”Yep.“And… [best friend]’s home?”Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.
“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”
Update from the other night:
“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?”—Yes! Yes it is.
I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.
Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”
yep!
*runs over to her on the floor**puts face up real close to hers*“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

@radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount


“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

the-strongest-decoy: arcticfoxbear: by-grace-of-god: prolifeproliberty: candiikismet: gingersofficial: Life path unlocked. He’s a...

Dad: The most wholesome dad pun yet
Dad: The most wholesome dad pun yet

The most wholesome dad pun yet