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Anna, Ass, and Batman: moon blossom anna omgz Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty. Officer Booty reporting for duty. Call of Booty Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops. AldenRants 15-50 @Theultimatetrashlord asked me to rant about people who don't clean up their tables at fast food restaurants! D-D-D-DON'T GET MEEWEE EEWEE STARRRRararar..tttt.....eeeeeee......d YOU FUCKING TABLE-TOPPING NAPKINWADS THINK YOU'RE TOOOOO GOOD TO PILE TOGETHER ALL THE PACKAGING AND WASTE LEFTOVER FROM YOUR HORRIDLY GRUESOME DISPLAY OF SPEEDY MEATY EATY TIME AND SIMPLY PERFORM THE TASK OF DUMPING IT IN A HOLE??? WELL LITTLE DO YOUR SUB-PRIMAL MINDS UNDERSTAND IS THAT BY FEELING TOO "above all that" YOU'VE COUNTERACTIVELY RELINQUISHED YOURSELF FROM BEING IN ANY POSITION WORTHY OF DIGNITY. You've heard of the food chain, right? WELL GET READY FOR THE NOT IN ANY WAY PREDICTABLE TERM I JUST COINED CALLED THE FAST FOOD FOOD CHAIN. AND YOU'RE NOW ON THE BOTTOM OF IT YOU SLOBBY SACKS OF PRIMORDIAL SHIT NUGGETS. A bystander observing your poor fast food etiquette has no other option other than to assume that your parents simply MUST HAVE both died before they could teach you how not to be an asshole, but instead of growing up to become Batman, you were unfortunately left to fester in an abandoned wasteland and later on acquire the annoying habit of not proving yourself capable of accomPLISHING EVEN THE MOST TRIVIAL FORM OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF. A HABIT SO IRRITABLE, IT COULD MAKE EVEN RONALD MCDONALD SAY "I'M HATIN IT"
Anna, Ass, and Batman: moon blossom
 anna omgz
 Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving
 our country with your brave booty.
 Officer Booty reporting for duty.
 Call of Booty
 Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
AldenRants 15-50 @Theultimatetrashlord asked me to rant about people who don't clean up their tables at fast food restaurants! D-D-D-DON'T GET MEEWEE EEWEE STARRRRararar..tttt.....eeeeeee......d YOU FUCKING TABLE-TOPPING NAPKINWADS THINK YOU'RE TOOOOO GOOD TO PILE TOGETHER ALL THE PACKAGING AND WASTE LEFTOVER FROM YOUR HORRIDLY GRUESOME DISPLAY OF SPEEDY MEATY EATY TIME AND SIMPLY PERFORM THE TASK OF DUMPING IT IN A HOLE??? WELL LITTLE DO YOUR SUB-PRIMAL MINDS UNDERSTAND IS THAT BY FEELING TOO "above all that" YOU'VE COUNTERACTIVELY RELINQUISHED YOURSELF FROM BEING IN ANY POSITION WORTHY OF DIGNITY. You've heard of the food chain, right? WELL GET READY FOR THE NOT IN ANY WAY PREDICTABLE TERM I JUST COINED CALLED THE FAST FOOD FOOD CHAIN. AND YOU'RE NOW ON THE BOTTOM OF IT YOU SLOBBY SACKS OF PRIMORDIAL SHIT NUGGETS. A bystander observing your poor fast food etiquette has no other option other than to assume that your parents simply MUST HAVE both died before they could teach you how not to be an asshole, but instead of growing up to become Batman, you were unfortunately left to fester in an abandoned wasteland and later on acquire the annoying habit of not proving yourself capable of accomPLISHING EVEN THE MOST TRIVIAL FORM OF CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF. A HABIT SO IRRITABLE, IT COULD MAKE EVEN RONALD MCDONALD SAY "I'M HATIN IT"

AldenRants 15-50 @Theultimatetrashlord asked me to rant about people who don't clean up their tables at fast food restaurants! D-D-D-DON'T G...