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Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get ass naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it 0.0 BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>
Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get
 ass naked and sit there and
 contemplate life and wonder if this
 stomach pain even worth it
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BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>

BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at fr...

Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
 @DrSmashlove
Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...

Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it Gabby knows where all the heating vents are @DrSmashlove So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about ...