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    dating my daughter: My little brother loves playing in snow
X's brother - "I think it's time you meet my parents." "Babe, we've been dating for 16 years. Don't you think we're going a little too fast?" "Don't be silly! We'll go later tonight." *that night* "I'm home!" *her parents come to the front door* "Maria? Who's your friend?" the mom says. "This is Terome, and he's my boyfriend!" "Your boyfriend? But he's black?" *buffering....* "Don't be silly dad. He's quite swell actually." *buffering 56% completed* "How about you join us for dinner, boy?" *buffering 99%* "Terome?" *buffering 100% completed* "Huh? Oh, sure why not." *joins them at the dinner table* "So, Terome was it?, what do you do for a living." "I uh, I post memes sir." "You what?" "He's a comedian, dad." "A comedian eh? Tell me a joke then." *buffering...* "Dad don't harass my boyfriend." "What? I just wanna see if he's worthy of dating my daughter." *buffering 100% completed* "Can I use the bathroom?" "Uh, sure. Its up the stairs and on your right." *leaves table* *goes upstairs* *closes and locks bathroom door* "I shouldn't have ate that CrunchWrap Supreme earlier..." *sits on toilet and intestines fall out* *not sure if I would survive* *does a Hail Mary* *nothing else comes out* *wipes front to back* *flushes toilet* *washes hands* *toilet begins to overflow to the brim* *panic* "Terome? Are you alright in there?" *panic x2* *toilet water spills onto the floor* "Yea, I'm fine. Something just didn't sit right." "Was it the food? I told Mom to stop putting anthrax in it when blacks came over." *buffering...* *shakes head* *toilet water reaches my shoes* *looks for an escape* *sees window* *wades through ankle deep toilet water* *opens window* *throws one leg out* *doesnt realize I'm on the second floor* *panic* "Terome? You sure your OK? I'm gonna unlock the door now." *jumps* *falls 40 feet ankles first* *hits the ground shatters every bone in my body* "Fuck you Taco Bell...* *dies* The End.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                dating my daughter: My little brother loves playing in snow
X's brother - "I think it's time you meet my parents." "Babe, we've been dating for 16 years. Don't you think we're going a little too fast?" "Don't be silly! We'll go later tonight." *that night* "I'm home!" *her parents come to the front door* "Maria? Who's your friend?" the mom says. "This is Terome, and he's my boyfriend!" "Your boyfriend? But he's black?" *buffering....* "Don't be silly dad. He's quite swell actually." *buffering 56% completed* "How about you join us for dinner, boy?" *buffering 99%* "Terome?" *buffering 100% completed* "Huh? Oh, sure why not." *joins them at the dinner table* "So, Terome was it?, what do you do for a living." "I uh, I post memes sir." "You what?" "He's a comedian, dad." "A comedian eh? Tell me a joke then." *buffering...* "Dad don't harass my boyfriend." "What? I just wanna see if he's worthy of dating my daughter." *buffering 100% completed* "Can I use the bathroom?" "Uh, sure. Its up the stairs and on your right." *leaves table* *goes upstairs* *closes and locks bathroom door* "I shouldn't have ate that CrunchWrap Supreme earlier..." *sits on toilet and intestines fall out* *not sure if I would survive* *does a Hail Mary* *nothing else comes out* *wipes front to back* *flushes toilet* *washes hands* *toilet begins to overflow to the brim* *panic* "Terome? Are you alright in there?" *panic x2* *toilet water spills onto the floor* "Yea, I'm fine. Something just didn't sit right." "Was it the food? I told Mom to stop putting anthrax in it when blacks came over." *buffering...* *shakes head* *toilet water reaches my shoes* *looks for an escape* *sees window* *wades through ankle deep toilet water* *opens window* *throws one leg out* *doesnt realize I'm on the second floor* *panic* "Terome? You sure your OK? I'm gonna unlock the door now." *jumps* *falls 40 feet ankles first* *hits the ground shatters every bone in my body* "Fuck you Taco Bell...* *dies* The End.
                
            

            
            
X's brother - "I think it's time you meet my parents." "Babe, we've been dating for 16 years. Don't you think we're going a little too fa...