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Daughter In Law: AP Photo/David Goldman Bob Richling carries Iris Darden, 84, out of her flooded home as her daughter-in-law gathers her belongings in the aftermath of Hurricane Florence in Spring Lake, N.C.
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Bob Richling carries Iris Darden, 84, out of her flooded home as her daughter-in-law gathers her belongings in the aftermath of Hurricane Florence in Spring Lake, N.C.

Bob Richling carries Iris Darden, 84, out of her flooded home as her daughter-in-law gathers her belongings in the aftermath of Hurricane...

Daughter In Law: My son told me about a dead woman with blue skin, no hair, and black eyes who supposedly lived in our old follow us outside and try to get in our car but there was no room so she stood outside and watched us leave while I work with kids on the autism spectrum. One of them said: They can see us, but we can't see them." My daughter (age 3) woke me up in the middle of the night "momma, do you hear that breathingItold her that was me breathing, She said in a low voice "no momma, be very quiet and lilsten". I didn't hear anything but we slept with lights on the rest of the months early. Spent almost 3 months in the hospltal. As soon as my son and daughter in law brought her home, every now and then they would smell cigarette smole in the house and nelther of them smoked. Isabella would point to the walls whenever this would mom, known as Mimi. As soon as Isabella started talking she would ask about Mimi. 1 am not a church gaing girl!! She's4 now and still occasionally out of the blue will say she misses One night, when my daughter was 2 years old, she woke and could not get in bed and 1 took our daughter on my lap under a blanket in a chair. We were both a bit drowsy when she suddenly raised up her head and said:"Hello" towards the wall where the door was. As my heart started racing, she as if she was on the phone with She stopped when I called my husband. I jokingly asked: "What's the best way 7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her passing me cake". I dutifully eat each "It was poison. You died." Oh, okay She then proceeded to "chop me up mix my chopped parts with some spice in a pot, and then serve the resulting Edit We have a lot of these, figured that'd be the one you guys would get the most kick out of, but we have quite I was babysitting a family friend's kid and it was just the two of us in the whispered to me: "We're not alone in My son was4 years old at the time, we and he got this really scared look on his face and said he wanted to go back inside. I asked him what was wrong and he pointed to the street (where nothing was there) and said the monster was staring at him. Seeing as how I krnow children can see things we cannot, I took that baby inside and said a prayer! My youngest daughter, who is now 25 used to wake up in middle of the night between ages 3 and 7 and tell me the beautiful angel was in her room watching over her, and that she was dressed in white with glorious white wings. She would say don't you see how beautiful she is mommy? Many years later between 18 and 22 once again the lady in white would show up, and even speal to her. There was one time L actually heard someone say, are yo alright with my own ears plain as day me, she turned around and look at me and said, why wouldn't I be okay? That's when it dawned on me our angel was asking her and I had the pleasure if and stories will I want to thank you all for your contribution children related story, either it's creepy, sacd, fun or strange, and you consider it worthy of sharing, don't forget to send it to me at Kids can say creepy things ( Part 10)
Daughter In Law: My son told me about a dead woman
 with blue skin, no hair, and black eyes
 who supposedly lived in our old
 follow us outside and try to get in our
 car but there was no room so she stood
 outside and watched us leave while
 I work with kids on the autism
 spectrum. One of them said: They can
 see us, but we can't see them."
 My daughter (age 3) woke me up in the
 middle of the night "momma, do you
 hear that breathingItold her that
 was me breathing, She said in a low
 voice "no momma, be very quiet and
 lilsten". I didn't hear anything but we
 slept with lights on the rest of the
 months early. Spent almost 3 months in
 the hospltal. As soon as my son and
 daughter in law brought her home,
 every now and then they would smell
 cigarette smole in the house and
 nelther of them smoked. Isabella would
 point to the walls whenever this would
 mom, known as Mimi. As soon as
 Isabella started talking she would ask
 about Mimi. 1 am not a church gaing
 girl!! She's4 now and still occasionally
 out of the blue will say she misses
 One night, when my daughter was 2
 years old, she woke and could not get
 in bed and 1 took our daughter on my
 lap under a blanket in a chair. We were
 both a bit drowsy when she suddenly
 raised up her head and said:"Hello"
 towards the wall where the door was.
 As my heart started racing, she
 as if she was on the phone with
 She stopped when I called my husband.
 I jokingly asked: "What's the best way
 7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be
 my girlfriend or she'll never see her
 passing me cake". I dutifully eat each
 "It was poison. You died." Oh, okay
 She then proceeded to "chop me up
 mix my chopped parts with some spice
 in a pot, and then serve the resulting
 Edit We have a lot of these, figured
 that'd be the one you guys would get
 the most kick out of, but we have quite
 I was babysitting a family friend's kid
 and it was just the two of us in the
 whispered to me: "We're not alone in
 My son was4 years old at the time, we
 and he got this really scared look on his
 face and said he wanted to go back
 inside. I asked him what was wrong and
 he pointed to the street (where nothing
 was there) and said the monster was
 staring at him. Seeing as how I krnow
 children can see things we cannot, I
 took that baby inside and said a prayer!
 My youngest daughter, who is now 25
 used to wake up in middle of the night
 between ages 3 and 7 and tell me the
 beautiful angel was in her room
 watching over her, and that she was
 dressed in white with glorious white
 wings. She would say don't you see how
 beautiful she is mommy? Many years
 later between 18 and 22 once again the
 lady in white would show up, and even
 speal to her. There was one time L
 actually heard someone say, are yo
 alright with my own ears plain as day
 me, she turned around and look at me
 and said, why wouldn't I be okay?
 That's when it dawned on me our angel
 was asking her and I had the pleasure if
 and
 stories
 will
 I want to thank you all for your contribution
 children related story, either it's creepy, sacd,
 fun or strange, and you consider it worthy
 of sharing, don't forget to send it to me at
Kids can say creepy things ( Part 10)

Kids can say creepy things ( Part 10)

Daughter In Law: KOREA NEWS TAGR DO nATMAT Cantik, Baik Hati, Berprestasi, Ayo Kenalan Sama "Korea National Daughter In Law" Yoona SNSD InSTAGRAm QNAnDO NATIAT2 Si cantik yang satu ini baru saja terpilih sebagai "Korea National Daughter In Law" berpasangan dengan Yunho TVXQ sebagai "Korea National Son In Law". Namun sejauh mana kalian mengenal dara ayu kelahiran 30 Mei 1990 ini? Cantik dan berpendidikan tinggi. Menyelesaikan pendidikan di College Of Arts Dongguk University pada 2016 silam. Yoona telah tumbuh sebagai seorang wanita muda yang berprestasi. Ia menguasai 3 bahasa yakni Korea, Inggris, Mandarin. Karirnya yang gemilang bersama SNSD dan hidupnya yang jauh dari kontroversi membuatnya tak pernah lepas dari perhatian banyak orang. Sudah 7 penghargaan yang ia menangkan sendiri seperti Korean Drama Festival, 49th Baeksang Drama Awards dan masih banyak lagi. Yoona juga ikut membantu meningkatkan kesejahteraan bagi lingkungan sekitarnya. Yoona mendonasikan 10 milyar Won atau setara dengan 13 milyar Rupiah untuk Korean Retinitis Pigmentosa Association. Idol cantik ini juga menjadi penyumbang donasi beras terbesar dari kalangan idola wanita. Ia telah menyumbang total 28 ton beras sepanjang karirnya. Yoona juga ditunjuk sebagai UNICEF Children Hero pada tahun 2014 karena sumbangsihnya yang besar pada pendidikan anak - anak tidak mampu. Ia bahkan diundang oleh Presiden Korea Selatan Ke-11, Park Geun Hye, ke Gedung Kepresidenan Blue House untuk menerima penghargaan atas donasinya selama ini. Sejak hari itu masyarakat Korea Selatan menunjuk Yoona sebagai "Goddess Of Donation" karena kecantikannya yang tak hanya dari fisik tapi juga dari sikap dan gaya hidupnya yang gemar membantu sesama. Bagaimana menurut kalian? Source : Kpopstarz, onehallyu, allkpop, dramafever Written by : SMLite Vid&News 🐥eggy nkn_yoona natnat_knews snsd sone
Daughter In Law: KOREA NEWS
 TAGR
 DO nATMAT
 Cantik, Baik Hati, Berprestasi, Ayo Kenalan Sama
 "Korea National Daughter In Law" Yoona SNSD
 InSTAGRAm QNAnDO NATIAT2
Si cantik yang satu ini baru saja terpilih sebagai "Korea National Daughter In Law" berpasangan dengan Yunho TVXQ sebagai "Korea National Son In Law". Namun sejauh mana kalian mengenal dara ayu kelahiran 30 Mei 1990 ini? Cantik dan berpendidikan tinggi. Menyelesaikan pendidikan di College Of Arts Dongguk University pada 2016 silam. Yoona telah tumbuh sebagai seorang wanita muda yang berprestasi. Ia menguasai 3 bahasa yakni Korea, Inggris, Mandarin. Karirnya yang gemilang bersama SNSD dan hidupnya yang jauh dari kontroversi membuatnya tak pernah lepas dari perhatian banyak orang. Sudah 7 penghargaan yang ia menangkan sendiri seperti Korean Drama Festival, 49th Baeksang Drama Awards dan masih banyak lagi. Yoona juga ikut membantu meningkatkan kesejahteraan bagi lingkungan sekitarnya. Yoona mendonasikan 10 milyar Won atau setara dengan 13 milyar Rupiah untuk Korean Retinitis Pigmentosa Association. Idol cantik ini juga menjadi penyumbang donasi beras terbesar dari kalangan idola wanita. Ia telah menyumbang total 28 ton beras sepanjang karirnya. Yoona juga ditunjuk sebagai UNICEF Children Hero pada tahun 2014 karena sumbangsihnya yang besar pada pendidikan anak - anak tidak mampu. Ia bahkan diundang oleh Presiden Korea Selatan Ke-11, Park Geun Hye, ke Gedung Kepresidenan Blue House untuk menerima penghargaan atas donasinya selama ini. Sejak hari itu masyarakat Korea Selatan menunjuk Yoona sebagai "Goddess Of Donation" karena kecantikannya yang tak hanya dari fisik tapi juga dari sikap dan gaya hidupnya yang gemar membantu sesama. Bagaimana menurut kalian? Source : Kpopstarz, onehallyu, allkpop, dramafever Written by : SMLite Vid&News 🐥eggy nkn_yoona natnat_knews snsd sone

Si cantik yang satu ini baru saja terpilih sebagai "Korea National Daughter In Law" berpasangan dengan Yunho TVXQ sebagai "Korea National...

Daughter In Law: People in glass houses should not throw STONES. @islam4everyone Your daughter started wearing the niqaab Alhamdullilah & you are so proud of her yet this pride causes you to gossip,mock & comment on your niece who is struggling to wear her hijaab yet you have no idea that your daughter is chatting to ‘friends’ on facebook late into the night and sends pictures of herself to strange men.People in glass houses . . Your son has recently been divorced and yet you named & shamed his wife for the breakdown of their marriage. After two weeks your cousin’s son gets a divorce & you start calling up family to spread the news of divorce, commenting on how such a stunning wedding ‘had to’ end in divorce & insulting your cousin for her bad upbringing yet you could never accept that your daughter in law could not handle your son being a drug dealer hence they divorced. People in glass houses . . Your husband has had multiple affairs throughout the ten years of marriage & you knew about every one of them yet you never did leave as he showers you with all the material comforts your heart desires, yet when your best friend suspects her husband of cheating you add fuel to the fire by slandering & making up stories about him being unfaithful to her. People in glass houses . . Your daughter in law confided in you about your son not assisting her in her daily chores around the house & you give her advice about him being ‘the man’ of the house & how it’s not his duty yet the same afternoon your daughter complains to you about her husband never helping out with their three children & you lecture him for being an uncaring husband & father explaining to him that it is his duty to help his wife. People in glass houses . . People in glass houses should not throw stones….We should never throw stones of insult, gossip, lies & harsh comments as we all have windows & if we all start throwing stones we would have to seal those windows which will ultimately lead to no sunshine or air coming into our lives hence a prison of our own minds . . We should rather stop peeping into the windows of our relatives, friends & neighbours lives & instead start cleaning our own windows as the dirt you are highlighting in their lives could just be a reflection of your own.
Daughter In Law: People in glass houses should
 not throw STONES.
 @islam4everyone
Your daughter started wearing the niqaab Alhamdullilah & you are so proud of her yet this pride causes you to gossip,mock & comment on your niece who is struggling to wear her hijaab yet you have no idea that your daughter is chatting to ‘friends’ on facebook late into the night and sends pictures of herself to strange men.People in glass houses . . Your son has recently been divorced and yet you named & shamed his wife for the breakdown of their marriage. After two weeks your cousin’s son gets a divorce & you start calling up family to spread the news of divorce, commenting on how such a stunning wedding ‘had to’ end in divorce & insulting your cousin for her bad upbringing yet you could never accept that your daughter in law could not handle your son being a drug dealer hence they divorced. People in glass houses . . Your husband has had multiple affairs throughout the ten years of marriage & you knew about every one of them yet you never did leave as he showers you with all the material comforts your heart desires, yet when your best friend suspects her husband of cheating you add fuel to the fire by slandering & making up stories about him being unfaithful to her. People in glass houses . . Your daughter in law confided in you about your son not assisting her in her daily chores around the house & you give her advice about him being ‘the man’ of the house & how it’s not his duty yet the same afternoon your daughter complains to you about her husband never helping out with their three children & you lecture him for being an uncaring husband & father explaining to him that it is his duty to help his wife. People in glass houses . . People in glass houses should not throw stones….We should never throw stones of insult, gossip, lies & harsh comments as we all have windows & if we all start throwing stones we would have to seal those windows which will ultimately lead to no sunshine or air coming into our lives hence a prison of our own minds . . We should rather stop peeping into the windows of our relatives, friends & neighbours lives & instead start cleaning our own windows as the dirt you are highlighting in their lives could just be a reflection of your own.

Your daughter started wearing the niqaab Alhamdullilah & you are so proud of her yet this pride causes you to gossip,mock & comment on yo...

Daughter In Law: I've not eaten in this house since morning. ti A temilolasobola End time daughter in law 😂😂😂😂 Tag someone that would be like this😉😉😉 Title: iyawo oko ➡️ Follow @KraksHQ | @KraksRadio | @KraksTV (🎥 :@iyanuella)
Daughter In Law: I've not eaten in this house since morning.
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End time daughter in law 😂😂😂😂 Tag someone that would be like this😉😉😉 Title: iyawo oko ➡️ Follow @KraksHQ | @KraksRadio | @KraksTV (🎥 :@iyanuella)

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Daughter In Law: ASSOCIATED PRESS Tonight on an all-new live “Justice,” Lara Trump, daughter-in-law of President-elect Donald J. Trump talks to Judge Jeanine Pirro! Tune in at 9p ET on Fox News!
Daughter In Law: ASSOCIATED PRESS
Tonight on an all-new live “Justice,” Lara Trump, daughter-in-law of President-elect Donald J. Trump talks to Judge Jeanine Pirro! Tune in at 9p ET on Fox News!

Tonight on an all-new live “Justice,” Lara Trump, daughter-in-law of President-elect Donald J. Trump talks to Judge Jeanine Pirro! Tune i...

Daughter In Law: Rules Of War in islam If ISIS/Taliban/Al Qaeda ever read the Quran, they would know too Muhammed's (PBUH) commands in Wars Don't cut a tree Don't kill a woman 559 Don't kill a child Don't kill a sick person Don't kill old people Don't kill a monk or a priest Don't destroy a temple or a church Don't disfigure the dead Don't kill an animal except for eating Don't destroy a building Don't kill those who Be good to the prisoners and feed themm surrendered Don't kill who ran away Don't enforce Islam <p><a href="http://hominishostilis.tumblr.com/post/135849791733/durkin62-haydrion-drunxaspunx" class="tumblr_blog">hominishostilis</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://durkin62.tumblr.com/post/135849394087">durkin62</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haydrion.tumblr.com/post/135846616086">haydrion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drunxaspunx.tumblr.com/post/133575978969">drunxaspunx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillnotchrys.tumblr.com/post/133314199115">stillnotchrys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arab-quotes.tumblr.com/post/127324873222">arab-quotes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote><p>The last one alone is enough to debunk the whole premise that ISIS represents Islam.<br/></p></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to put this on queue just incase people need reminding</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow ISIS is breaking every single one of these rules.</p> </blockquote> <p>I do not even doubt that they did the first one. Fuckers. <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Trees- <a href="http://www.theonlyquran.com/hadith/Sahih-Muslim/?volume=19&amp;chapter=10">It is narrated on the authority of ‘Abdullah that the Messenger of Allah  ordered the date-palms of Banu Nadir to be <b>burnt and cut</b>. These palms were at Buwaira. Qutaibah and Ibn Rumh in their versions of the tradition have added: So Allah, the Glorious and Exalted, revealed the verse:“ Whatever trees you have cut down or left standing on their trunks, it was with the permission of Allah so that He may disgrace the evil-doers&quot; </a><br/></p> <p>Children- <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Muhammed order his men to make the boys pull down their pants, if they had any pubic hair they were slaughtered. The rest enslaved.</a> He also was totally cool with kids being killed as collateral damage.  <i>It is reported on the authority of Sa'b b. Jaththama that the Prophet of Allah when asked about the women and children of the polytheists being killed during the night raid, said: “<b>They are from them.</b>”</i> (Sahih Muslim <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/019-smt.php#019.4322">4322</a>, see also Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/052-sbt.php#004.052.256">52:256</a>) </p> <p>Elderly- Mohammed ordered an old woman ripped in half and then fucked her daughter.  <i>She was a very old woman, wife of Malik. Her daughter </i>[and another]<i> were also taken. Zayd ordered Qays to kill Umm Qirfa and he killed her cruelly by putting a rope between her legs and to two camels and driving them until they rent her in two)</i>. (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 980)  <i>I drove them along until I brought them to Abu Bakr who bestowed that girl upon me as a <b>prize</b>.  So we arrived in Medina.  I had not yet disrobed her when the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) met me in the street and said: “Give me that girl.”</i> (Sahih Muslim <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/019-smt.php#019.4345">4345</a>) </p> <p>He also had  Abu Afak, who was supposedly over 100 executed for a satirical poem mocking Islam.  <i>The apostle said, “Who will deal with this rascal for me?”  Whereupon [a follower] went forth and killed him.</i> (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 995). </p> <p>He also ordered the death of  another elderly person, <i>The Prophet recited Suratan-Najm (103) at Mecca and prostrated while reciting it and those who were with him did the same except an old man who took a handful of small stones or earth and lifted it to his forehead and said, “This is sufficient for me.” Later on, I saw him killed as a non-believer.</i>  (Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/019-sbt.php#002.019.173">19:173</a>) </p> <p>Churches temples- Couldn’t find anything, for either one. Just people saying Islam says to protect them, but that’s not actual doctrine and carries no more significance than people saying they should destroy them.</p> <p>buildings- Same as last.</p> <p>People who surrendered- Mohammed ordered the execution of hundreds of Jews who surrendered to him.  Abu Dawud; see Ibn Ishaq, p. 466 </p> <p>Running away- No info. </p> <p>Women- Muhammad directly ordered the death of several women in his time.  After he captured Mecca in 630, for example, he demanded that two female slaves be put to death along with their master, merely because they had mocked Muhammad in song (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 819, Abu Dawud <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/014-sat.php#014.2678">2678</a>).The brutal death of <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-elderly.htm">Umm Qirfa</a> also refutes this myth.  So do the women who were killed in battle (Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/052-sbt.php#004.052.257">52:257</a>), when Muhammad’s men attacked a town or tribe – although his preference was that women be captured for sexual servitude rather than killed.One account not only speaks of the killing of a defenseless woman, but also refutes the broader misconception that Islam is against attacking others for reasons other than <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-self-defense.htm">self-defense</a>:<i>We went with the apostle on the raid of Dhatu’l-Riqa of Nakhl and <b>a man killed the wife of one of the polytheists</b>.  When the apostle was on his way back, her husband, who had<b> been away</b>, returned and heard the news of her death.  He swore that he would not rest until he had taken vengeance</i>. (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 665)Muhammad ordered a Jewish woman put to death for literally losing her mind while the male members of her family were being <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-qurayza.htm">beheaded</a> (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 691).  This one could go on for awhile, but I think that’s sufficient. </p> <p>Sick- Again, no info. </p> <p>Priests- Nothing specific to them but it most certainly says to kill all infidels. Priests and monks fall into that category.  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/002-qmt.php#002.191">Quran (2:191-193)</a>  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/003-qmt.php#003.056">Quran (3:56)</a>  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/003-qmt.php#003.151">Quran (3:151)</a> </p> <p>Don’t disfigure the dead- no info.</p> <p>Animals- don’t give enough of a shit to look up. </p> <p>Treat prisoners well- Already have verses permitting and ordering the execution, enslavement, and rape of prisoners. </p> <p>Don’t enforce Islam- Already have verses promoting attacking non Muslims and forcing them to either convert or die. If you leave the faith you are executed,  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/004-qmt.php#004.089">Qur'an (4:89)</a> and those who live in Islamic nations but aren’t Muslims (who aren’t also executed) are second class citizens  <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php#009.029">Qur'an (9:29)</a>. </p> </blockquote> <p><i>Would Muhammad…?</i></p><p><br/></p><p><b>Have sex with a 9-year-old girl? yup! </b><a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/008-smt.php#008.3309">Hadith</a></p><p>Advocate beheading? yup! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/008-qmt.php#008.012">Qur'an</a></p><p>Require women to <br/>cover their faces? yup! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/007-veils.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Befriend Christians and Jews? NOPE! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/009-friends-with-christians-jews.htm">Qur'an</a></p><p>Own slaves? YUP <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/015-slavery.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Marry his daughter-in-law? You BEtcha! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/033-qmt.php#033.037">Qur'an</a></p><p>Recommend wife-beating? Yer bugger! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/003-wife-beating.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Hit his own wife? Affirmative! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/004-smt.php#004.2127">Hadith</a></p><p>Kill prisoners of war? quite regularly! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Hadith</a></p><p>Advocate suicide attacks? Uh huh! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/018-suicide-bombing.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill apostates? Killed’em good! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/012-apostasy.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Tell sick persons to heal them-selves by drinking camel urine? Yum Yum, motherfucker! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/082-sbt.php#008.082.797">Hadith</a></p><p>Beat children who don’t pray? Fuck those little shits, amirite? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/002-sat.php#002.0494">Hadith</a></p><p>Have boys as young as 13-years-old beheaded? Them toO! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Hadith</a></p><p>Have eleven wives? (at one time) Hoo Hoo boy, who’s got Tuesday? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/005-sbt.php#001.005.268">Hadith</a></p><p>Approve of Sex with Minors? Pedophilia too? Neat! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/065-qmt.php#065.004">Qur'an</a></p><p>Lie? nooooo! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/011-taqiyya.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Enslave women and children? That’s what they’re <i>there </i>for, right? <a href="http://answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/qurayza_jews.htm">Hadith &amp; Ibn Ishaq</a></p><p>Stone adulterers to death? Cheaters get <i>rocks! </i><a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/001-adultery_punishment.htm">Hadith</a></p><p>Torture a man out of greed? Because he <i>needed </i>that shit !<a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/kinana.htm">Ibn Ishaq</a></p><p>Consider men and women equal partners? HA, nope! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/010-women-worth-less.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Steal? What’s yours is mine! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/020-stealing.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill someone for insulting him? Fuck you too, m8! <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/dead_poets.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Preach love for people of all religions? “The Religion of Peace!” <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php#009.030">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Extort money from other religions? It’d be a <i>shame </i>if something happened…<a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/004-jizya.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Keep women as sex slaves? In the service of Allah! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/004-qmt.php#004.024">Qur'an</a></p><p>Force conversions to Islam? It’s do or die, folks! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/013-forced-conversion.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Encourage acts of terror? Allahu Akbar! <a href="http://prophetofdoom.net/Islamic_Quotes_Terrorism.Islam">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill a woman? <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Muhammad/Enemies/asma.html">Biographers</a></p><p>Capture a woman and rape her? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/046-sbt.php#003.046.718">Hadith</a></p><p>Encourage the rape of women in front of their husbands? <a href="http://www.muslimhope.com/AbuDawud.htm">Hadith (Abu Dawud: 2150)</a></p><p>Oh, and don’t forget that according to Allah himself (speaking through Muhammad, of course) Muhammad is the most <i>&ldquo;beautiful pattern of conduct&quot; </i>and <i>&quot;example&quot; </i>for mankind to follow! (Qur'an <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/033-qmt.php#033.021">33:21</a>), as well as the <i>&quot;exalted standard of character&quot; </i>(Qur'an <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/068-qmt.php#068.004">68:4</a>).</p><p><b>GEE, it looks to me like ISIS has the right idea about Islam, after all…</b></p></blockquote> <p>Welp.</p>
Daughter In Law: Rules Of War in islam
 If ISIS/Taliban/Al Qaeda ever read the
 Quran, they would know too
 Muhammed's (PBUH) commands in Wars
 Don't cut a tree
 Don't kill a woman
 559
 Don't kill a child
 Don't kill a sick person
 Don't kill old people
 Don't kill a monk or a priest
 Don't destroy a temple or
 a church
 Don't disfigure the dead
 Don't kill an animal
 except for eating
 Don't destroy a building
 Don't kill those who
 Be good to the prisoners
 and feed themm
 surrendered
 Don't kill who ran away
 Don't enforce Islam
<p><a href="http://hominishostilis.tumblr.com/post/135849791733/durkin62-haydrion-drunxaspunx" class="tumblr_blog">hominishostilis</a>:</p>

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://haydrion.tumblr.com/post/135846616086">haydrion</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drunxaspunx.tumblr.com/post/133575978969">drunxaspunx</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillnotchrys.tumblr.com/post/133314199115">stillnotchrys</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arab-quotes.tumblr.com/post/127324873222">arab-quotes</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>The last one alone is enough to debunk the whole premise that ISIS represents Islam.<br/></p></blockquote>
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<p>I’m going to put this on queue just incase people need reminding</p>
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<p>Wow ISIS is breaking every single one of these rules.</p>
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<p>I do not even doubt that they did the first one. Fuckers. <br/></p>
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<p>Trees- <a href="http://www.theonlyquran.com/hadith/Sahih-Muslim/?volume=19&amp;chapter=10">It is narrated on the authority of ‘Abdullah that the Messenger of Allah  ordered the date-palms of Banu Nadir to be <b>burnt and cut</b>. These palms were at Buwaira. Qutaibah and Ibn Rumh in their versions of the tradition have added: So Allah, the Glorious and Exalted, revealed the verse:“ Whatever trees you have cut down or left standing on their trunks, it was with the permission of Allah so that He may disgrace the evil-doers&quot; </a><br/></p>
<p>Children- <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Muhammed order his men to make the boys pull down their pants, if they had any pubic hair they were slaughtered. The rest enslaved.</a> He also was totally cool with kids being killed as collateral damage. 

<i>It is reported on the authority of Sa'b b. Jaththama that the Prophet of Allah when asked about the women and children of the polytheists being killed during the night raid, said: “<b>They are from them.</b>”</i> (Sahih Muslim <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/019-smt.php#019.4322">4322</a>, see also Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/052-sbt.php#004.052.256">52:256</a>)

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<p>Elderly- Mohammed ordered an old woman ripped in half and then fucked her daughter. 

<i>She was a very old woman, wife of Malik. Her daughter </i>[and another]<i> were also taken. Zayd ordered Qays to kill Umm Qirfa and he killed her cruelly by putting a rope between her legs and to two camels and driving them until they rent her in two)</i>. (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 980) 

<i>I drove them along until I brought them to Abu Bakr who bestowed that girl upon me as a <b>prize</b>.  So we arrived in Medina.  I had not yet disrobed her when the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) met me in the street and said: “Give me that girl.”</i> (Sahih Muslim <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/019-smt.php#019.4345">4345</a>)

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<p>He also had 

Abu Afak, who was supposedly over 100 executed for a satirical poem mocking Islam. 

<i>The apostle said, “Who will deal with this rascal for me?”  Whereupon [a follower] went forth and killed him.</i> (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 995).

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<p>He also ordered the death of  another elderly person, <i>The Prophet recited Suratan-Najm (103) at Mecca and prostrated while reciting it and those who were with him did the same except an old man who took a handful of small stones or earth and lifted it to his forehead and said, “This is sufficient for me.” Later on, I saw him killed as a non-believer.</i>  (Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/019-sbt.php#002.019.173">19:173</a>)

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<p>Churches temples- Couldn’t find anything, for either one. Just people saying Islam says to protect them, but that’s not actual doctrine and carries no more significance than people saying they should destroy them.</p>
<p>buildings- Same as last.</p>
<p>People who surrendered- Mohammed ordered the execution of hundreds of Jews who surrendered to him. 

Abu Dawud; see Ibn Ishaq, p. 466

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<p>Running away- No info. </p>
<p>Women- Muhammad directly ordered the death of several women in his time.  After he captured Mecca in 630, for example, he demanded that two female slaves be put to death along with their master, merely because they had mocked Muhammad in song (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 819, Abu Dawud <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/014-sat.php#014.2678">2678</a>).The brutal death of <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-elderly.htm">Umm Qirfa</a> also refutes this myth.  So do the women who were killed in battle (Bukhari <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/052-sbt.php#004.052.257">52:257</a>), when Muhammad’s men attacked a town or tribe – although his preference was that women be captured for sexual servitude rather than killed.One account not only speaks of the killing of a defenseless woman, but also refutes the broader misconception that Islam is against attacking others for reasons other than <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-self-defense.htm">self-defense</a>:<i>We went with the apostle on the raid of Dhatu’l-Riqa of Nakhl and <b>a man killed the wife of one of the polytheists</b>.  When the apostle was on his way back, her husband, who had<b> been away</b>, returned and heard the news of her death.  He swore that he would not rest until he had taken vengeance</i>. (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 665)Muhammad ordered a Jewish woman put to death for literally losing her mind while the male members of her family were being <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/muhammad/myths-mu-qurayza.htm">beheaded</a> (Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 691).  This one could go on for awhile, but I think that’s sufficient. </p>
<p>Sick- Again, no info. </p>
<p>Priests- Nothing specific to them but it most certainly says to kill all infidels. Priests and monks fall into that category. 

<a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/002-qmt.php#002.191">Quran (2:191-193)</a> 

<a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/003-qmt.php#003.056">Quran (3:56)</a> 

<a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/003-qmt.php#003.151">Quran (3:151)</a> 

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<p>Don’t disfigure the dead- no info.</p>
<p>Animals- don’t give enough of a shit to look up. </p>
<p>Treat prisoners well- Already have verses permitting and ordering the execution, enslavement, and rape of prisoners. </p>
<p>Don’t enforce Islam- Already have verses promoting attacking non Muslims and forcing them to either convert or die. If you leave the faith you are executed, 

<a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/004-qmt.php#004.089">Qur'an (4:89)</a> and those who live in Islamic nations but aren’t Muslims (who aren’t also executed) are second class citizens 

<a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php#009.029">Qur'an (9:29)</a>. </p>
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<p><i>Would Muhammad…?</i></p><p><br/></p><p><b>Have sex with a 9-year-old girl? yup! </b><a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/008-smt.php#008.3309">Hadith</a></p><p>Advocate beheading? yup! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/008-qmt.php#008.012">Qur'an</a></p><p>Require women to <br/>cover their faces? yup! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/007-veils.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Befriend Christians and Jews? NOPE! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/009-friends-with-christians-jews.htm">Qur'an</a></p><p>Own slaves? YUP <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/015-slavery.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Marry his daughter-in-law? You BEtcha! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/033-qmt.php#033.037">Qur'an</a></p><p>Recommend wife-beating? Yer bugger! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/003-wife-beating.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Hit his own wife? Affirmative! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/muslim/004-smt.php#004.2127">Hadith</a></p><p>Kill prisoners of war? quite regularly! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Hadith</a></p><p>Advocate suicide attacks? Uh huh! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/018-suicide-bombing.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill apostates? Killed’em good! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/012-apostasy.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Tell sick persons to heal them-selves by drinking camel urine? Yum Yum, motherfucker! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/082-sbt.php#008.082.797">Hadith</a></p><p>Beat children who don’t pray? Fuck those little shits, amirite? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/002-sat.php#002.0494">Hadith</a></p><p>Have boys as young as 13-years-old beheaded? Them toO! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/abudawud/038-sat.php#038.4390">Hadith</a></p><p>Have eleven wives? (at one time) Hoo Hoo boy, who’s got Tuesday? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/005-sbt.php#001.005.268">Hadith</a></p><p>Approve of Sex with Minors? Pedophilia too? Neat! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/065-qmt.php#065.004">Qur'an</a></p><p>Lie? nooooo! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/011-taqiyya.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Enslave women and children? That’s what they’re <i>there </i>for, right? <a href="http://answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/qurayza_jews.htm">Hadith &amp; Ibn Ishaq</a></p><p>Stone adulterers to death? Cheaters get <i>rocks! </i><a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/001-adultery_punishment.htm">Hadith</a></p><p>Torture a man out of greed? Because he <i>needed </i>that shit !<a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/kinana.htm">Ibn Ishaq</a></p><p>Consider men and women equal partners? HA, nope! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/010-women-worth-less.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Steal? What’s yours is mine! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/020-stealing.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill someone for insulting him? Fuck you too, m8! <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/dead_poets.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Preach love for people of all religions? “The Religion of Peace!” <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/009-qmt.php#009.030">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Extort money from other religions? It’d be a <i>shame </i>if something happened…<a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/004-jizya.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Keep women as sex slaves? In the service of Allah! <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/004-qmt.php#004.024">Qur'an</a></p><p>Force conversions to Islam? It’s do or die, folks! <a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/Quran/013-forced-conversion.htm">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Encourage acts of terror? Allahu Akbar! <a href="http://prophetofdoom.net/Islamic_Quotes_Terrorism.Islam">Qur'an &amp; Hadith</a></p><p>Kill a woman? <a href="http://www.answering-islam.org/Muhammad/Enemies/asma.html">Biographers</a></p><p>Capture a woman and rape her? <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/046-sbt.php#003.046.718">Hadith</a></p><p>Encourage the rape of women in front of their husbands? <a href="http://www.muslimhope.com/AbuDawud.htm">Hadith (Abu Dawud: 2150)</a></p><p>Oh, and don’t forget that according to Allah himself (speaking through Muhammad, of course) Muhammad is the most <i>&ldquo;beautiful pattern of conduct&quot; </i>and <i>&quot;example&quot; </i>for mankind to follow! (Qur'an <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/033-qmt.php#033.021">33:21</a>), as well as the <i>&quot;exalted standard of character&quot; </i>(Qur'an <a href="http://www.usc.edu/org/cmje/religious-texts/quran/verses/068-qmt.php#068.004">68:4</a>).</p><p><b>GEE, it looks to me like ISIS has the right idea about Islam, after all…</b></p></blockquote>

<p>Welp.</p>

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