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Minecraft, One, and Day: Placing one block every day in minecraft (day 110)
Minecraft, One, and Day: Placing one block every day in minecraft (day 110)

Placing one block every day in minecraft (day 110)

Minecraft, D-Day, and Working: No, I didn't post this to r/minecraft. Here's the D-Day map i'm working on, its not historically accurate.
Minecraft, D-Day, and Working: No, I didn't post this to r/minecraft. Here's the D-Day map i'm working on, its not historically accurate.

No, I didn't post this to r/minecraft. Here's the D-Day map i'm working on, its not historically accurate.

Cat, Photo, and Day: Posting a photo of my cat until it reaches hot day 1.
Cat, Photo, and Day: Posting a photo of my cat until it reaches hot day 1.

Posting a photo of my cat until it reaches hot day 1.

A Dream, Clock, and Crazy: r/olympics 10m NSFW Masturbation / Jerking Off is and should be a profession sport and in the olympics News Hear me out here This sport isn't like the other sports. It would test the durability, patience, and strength of a man. Nobody realizes how tough it is to jerk off for 10 straight minutes without busting a nut. That's why we should have the absolute professionals all do it in one place on Tv. I don't think it would be nsfw, we can just keep the camera on the pools of cum on the ground. Jerking off is a very tough test and requires a lot of concentration, and I have plenty of ideas for this. Name Professional Jerking/ Jerking How the game is played I think professional jerking can have many different concepts, so let's just set this is for the Olympics. We bring 50 of the worlds best masturbaters, and bring them into the arena. Think about it, the lights and sounds, the chants, as we prepare for the first profession jerking. We start with round 1, the players get to chose what they want to watch and the clock stars 20 minutes down, every player has to jerk with condiments of there choice. Last one to nut wins. First five to nut are eliminated. Then, we do it again with a 20 minute break for advertisements and to regenerate nut power, as we go on to round 2 We repeat the process over and over, until we reach a final 5 Last one standing. Now they have to jerk to each other. First to nut wins. As they watch their same gender opponents and try as hard as possible to jerk to their sweaty, white dicks, with how gay it is, they have to bust. First one to cum wins. League It's be call the PJL.- Professional jerking league, and the league subreddit would be r/Professionalerking. That is all. I have a dream that this could happen one day Sorry in advance for any formatting issues i'm on mobile In no way would the camera work be nsfw, they would have "pan cams" where they show cum that's coming out, but the dick is censored. There is also a large crowd that fits about 20,000 around them Share Vote Not sure where else to post this. It got removed in under 30 mins lol I'm really glad I screen shot it, and honestly can't decided if they're crazy or way ahead of their time.
A Dream, Clock, and Crazy: r/olympics
 10m
 NSFW
 Masturbation / Jerking Off is and should be a
 profession sport and in the olympics
 News
 Hear me out here This sport isn't like the other sports. It
 would test the durability, patience, and strength of a man.
 Nobody realizes how tough it is to jerk off for 10 straight
 minutes without busting a nut. That's why we should have
 the absolute professionals all do it in one place on Tv. I don't
 think it would be nsfw, we can just keep the camera on the
 pools of cum on the ground. Jerking off is a very tough test
 and requires a lot of concentration, and I have plenty of ideas
 for this.
 Name
 Professional Jerking/ Jerking
 How the game is played I think professional jerking can
 have many different concepts, so let's just set this is for the
 Olympics. We bring 50 of the worlds best masturbaters, and
 bring them into the arena. Think about it, the lights and
 sounds, the chants, as we prepare for the first profession
 jerking.
 We start with round 1, the players get to chose what they
 want to watch and the clock stars 20 minutes down, every
 player has to jerk with condiments of there choice. Last one
 to nut wins. First five to nut are eliminated. Then, we do
 it again with a 20 minute break for advertisements and to
 regenerate nut power, as we go on to round 2
 We repeat the process over and over, until we reach a final 5
 Last one standing. Now they have to jerk to each other. First
 to nut wins. As they watch their same gender opponents and
 try as hard as possible to jerk to their sweaty, white dicks,
 with how gay it is, they have to bust. First one to cum wins.
 League It's be call the PJL.- Professional jerking league, and
 the league subreddit would be r/Professionalerking.
 That is all. I have a dream that this could happen one day
 Sorry in advance for any formatting issues i'm on mobile
 In no way would the camera work be nsfw, they would have
 "pan cams" where they show cum that's coming out, but the
 dick is censored. There is also a large crowd that fits about
 20,000 around them
 Share
 Vote
Not sure where else to post this. It got removed in under 30 mins lol I'm really glad I screen shot it, and honestly can't decided if they're crazy or way ahead of their time.

Not sure where else to post this. It got removed in under 30 mins lol I'm really glad I screen shot it, and honestly can't decided if they'r...

Fathers Day, Chicken, and Kids: Vaccinate. Your. Kids. I got to spend my 1st Father's Day with my 8 month old daughter fighting Chicken Pox. She's too young for the vaccine.
Fathers Day, Chicken, and Kids: Vaccinate. Your. Kids. I got to spend my 1st Father's Day with my 8 month old daughter fighting Chicken Pox. She's too young for the vaccine.

Vaccinate. Your. Kids. I got to spend my 1st Father's Day with my 8 month old daughter fighting Chicken Pox. She's too young for the vaccine...

Camera, Today, and International: Today it commemorates "International Dog Day" so I just wanted to share my pup casually posing for the camera
Camera, Today, and International: Today it commemorates "International Dog Day" so I just wanted to share my pup casually posing for the camera

Today it commemorates "International Dog Day" so I just wanted to share my pup casually posing for the camera

Bitch, Bored, and Children: 2:50 pm 33% lOptus So today husband and I were feeling bored and adventurous and decided to make a pilgrimage to a posh "Coffee Bar" in our city. We've been meaning to go for months but never got around to it. We pull in the lot and it's packed. 10:45am on a Sunday, the car the mombie next to me is struggling to so we expected it. As I'm getting out of get 3 kids out of their seats while her husband (?) stood by the front of the car watching. Not helping. I hop out and excuse myself and walk into the café with husband. Huge line. Two more people come in after us, then mombie and her horde. She immediately starts bitching about the line. She complains loudly to her husband at first, but when he's clearly ignoring her, she decides to just complain to thin air. "Why is this line always so long? God why don't they have more staff? Why does every fucking person have to come at the same damn time? UGH!" She eventually asked the couple in front of her if she can go ahead because her kids are really, really hungry (insert guilting sad face here.) These saints begrudgingly say sure, so now they're directly behind husband and I She then says to me "Excuse me miss? May we have the spot before you in line? My children have been waiting a long time and are very hungry." With the nicest voice I could find, I said "I'm sorry ma'am, we've been waiting awhile too and are also hungry. The line is moving faster now at least!" I gave her a smile even glaring at me. I turn back around only to hear her mutter "Wow what a bitch. Can you believe some people? How rude." It took all my effort to not react. Husband is a conflict avoider, I am not. But though she was I respect his wishes enough to not cause a scene in public when l'm with him. Eventually she starts telling her husband how they're always out of the Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast sandwich she wants and she better get it this time or she's gonna be pissed. This is when I concoct a seriously evil plan. I check my watch; it's 10:55 A minute or two later, it's our turn. Husband orders his Soy Chai and I sloooowly order my vanilla nitro cold brew...with cream....no, not cream, sorry, with soy. And an extra pump of vanilla. Barista rings us up as I check my watch. It's 10:58. I ask to add a Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast Sandwich to the order. She says sure, no problem. Gives us the total. I'm digging in my purse for my wallet, darn, just can't seem to find it. More digging. Oh! There it is, finally. Hand her the card, wait for receipt, and slowly sign. Pack purse back up, say thank you and walk away. Husband says "You're hungry? We ate breakfast an hour ago." 11 Me: "No, I'm not hungry. Just had to do this." Him: "Do what?" I nod towards mombie. Husband looks over. She orders her coffee and some juice things for kids doesn't even ask if her husband wants anything. Then it happened. "And one Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast Sandwich." Barista: "Oh I'm sorry ma'am, breakfast at 11. We have all our lunch options today though." stopped serving we Mombie looks at her watch and yells "WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? IT'S 11:02!" Barista: "I'm sorry ma'am, company policy is to stop breakfast at 11. Is there anything else I can get you?" Mombie: "GET ME YOUR MANAGER! THIS IS RIDICULOUS. YOU JUST SOLD ONE A MOMENT AGO! THIS IS ABSURD!" Manager came over; explained situation apologized, but refused give that bitch a sandwich, bless her heart. Mombie retracts entire order and stomps out, red-faced and yelling to her car. My husband was trying to hold back his laughter. Our order came up. We grabbed it and went back to the car. I'm unwrapping the sandwich and take a bite exactly as I'm trying to scoot around her trying to strap her kids in again and say "Oh excuse me ma'am, just gonna sneak by ya real quick!" (Ah the Midwest.) She's fucking glaring at me, the worst death stare I've ever gotten. I get in the car and unwind the windows ever so slightly. It's hot today, right? I slowly unwrap the rest of the sandwich and take a few more bites, passing it to husband and back while she's screaming and struggling with her kids, getting no help from Daddict As soon as she pulled away we burst into laughter. good day. Today was a 2.2k 163 Share BEST COMMENTS Add a comment Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching Holding up the line and wasting everyone’s time to spite a “mombie”? Right on!
Bitch, Bored, and Children: 2:50 pm
 33%
 lOptus
 So today husband and I were feeling bored and
 adventurous and decided to make a pilgrimage to
 a posh "Coffee Bar" in our city. We've been
 meaning to go for months but never got around
 to it.
 We pull in the lot and it's packed. 10:45am on a
 Sunday,
 the car the mombie next to me is struggling to
 so we expected it. As I'm getting out of
 get 3 kids out of their seats while her husband (?)
 stood by the front of the car watching. Not
 helping. I hop out and excuse myself and walk
 into the café with husband. Huge line. Two more
 people come in after us, then mombie and her
 horde.
 She immediately starts bitching about the line.
 She complains loudly to her husband at first, but
 when he's clearly ignoring her, she decides to just
 complain to thin air. "Why is this line always so
 long? God why don't they have more staff? Why
 does every fucking person have to come at the
 same damn time? UGH!"
 She eventually asked the couple in front of her if
 she can go ahead because her kids are really,
 really hungry (insert guilting sad face here.)
 These saints begrudgingly say sure, so now
 they're directly behind husband and I
 She then says to me "Excuse me miss? May we
 have the spot before you in line? My children have
 been waiting a long time and are very hungry."
 With the nicest voice I could find, I said "I'm sorry
 ma'am, we've been waiting awhile too and are
 also hungry. The line is moving faster now at
 least!" I gave her a smile even
 glaring at me. I turn back around only to hear her
 mutter "Wow what a bitch. Can you believe some
 people? How rude." It took all my effort to not
 react. Husband is a conflict avoider, I am not. But
 though she was
 I respect his wishes enough to not cause a scene
 in public when l'm with him.
 Eventually she starts telling her husband how
 they're always out of the Mediterranean Spinach
 Breakfast sandwich she wants and she better get
 it this time or she's gonna be pissed. This is when
 I concoct a seriously evil plan. I check my watch;
 it's 10:55
 A minute or two later, it's our turn. Husband
 orders his Soy Chai and I sloooowly order my
 vanilla nitro cold brew...with cream....no, not
 cream, sorry, with soy. And an extra pump of
 vanilla. Barista rings us up as I check my watch.
 It's 10:58. I ask to add a Mediterranean Spinach
 Breakfast Sandwich to the order. She says sure,
 no problem. Gives us the total. I'm digging in my
 purse for my wallet, darn, just can't seem to find
 it. More digging. Oh! There it is, finally. Hand her
 the card, wait for receipt, and slowly sign. Pack
 purse back up, say thank you and walk away.
 Husband says "You're hungry? We ate breakfast
 an hour ago."
 11
 Me: "No, I'm not hungry. Just had to do this."
 Him: "Do what?"
 I nod towards mombie. Husband looks over. She
 orders her coffee and some juice things for kids
 doesn't even ask if her husband wants anything.
 Then it happened.
 "And one Mediterranean Spinach Breakfast
 Sandwich."
 Barista: "Oh I'm sorry ma'am,
 breakfast at 11. We have all our lunch options
 today though."
 stopped serving
 we
 Mombie looks at her watch and yells "WHAT?
 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? IT'S 11:02!"
 Barista: "I'm sorry ma'am, company policy is to
 stop breakfast at 11. Is there anything else I can
 get you?"
 Mombie: "GET ME YOUR MANAGER! THIS IS
 RIDICULOUS. YOU JUST SOLD ONE A MOMENT
 AGO! THIS IS ABSURD!"
 Manager came over; explained situation
 apologized, but refused give that bitch a
 sandwich, bless her heart.
 Mombie retracts entire order and stomps out,
 red-faced and yelling to her car. My husband was
 trying to hold back his laughter.
 Our order came up. We grabbed it and went back
 to the car. I'm unwrapping the sandwich and take
 a bite exactly as I'm trying to scoot around her
 trying to strap her kids in again and say "Oh
 excuse me ma'am, just gonna sneak by ya real
 quick!" (Ah the Midwest.) She's fucking glaring at
 me, the worst death stare I've ever gotten. I get in
 the car and unwind the windows ever so slightly.
 It's hot today, right? I slowly unwrap the rest of
 the sandwich and take a few more bites, passing
 it to husband and back while she's screaming and
 struggling with her kids, getting no help from
 Daddict
 As soon as
 she pulled away we burst into
 laughter.
 good day.
 Today
 was a
 2.2k
 163
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Holding up the line and wasting everyone’s time to spite a “mombie”? Right on!

Holding up the line and wasting everyone’s time to spite a “mombie”? Right on!

Cake, Day, and You: When you are so devastated about missing your cake day that the regular Nooooooo just won't do
Cake, Day, and You: When you are so devastated about missing your cake day that the regular Nooooooo just won't do

When you are so devastated about missing your cake day that the regular Nooooooo just won't do

Alive, Birthday, and Clock: CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH STATE OF CALIFORNIA LOCAL REGISTRATION DISTRICT AND CERTIFICATE NUMRER USE BLACK INK ONLY 1C. LAST (FAMILY) 1B. MIDDLE SIVEN) A. NAME OF CHILD FIno Walter THIS CHILD (24 HOUR CLOCK TIME) 4B. HOUR MM/DD Y 3B. IF MULTIPLE, THIS CHILD 1ST, 2ND, ETC 4A ATE OF BIRTH BIRTH, SINGLE. TWIN, ETC. 3A 2. SEX 1559 Single 09/20/2002 Male STREET. NUM ER. OR LOCATION 5B. STR ET ADDRESS NAME OF HOSPITAL OR FACILITY 5A. PLACE OF BIRTH PLACE OF BIRTH 5E. PLANNED PLACE OF BIRTH 5C. CITY Hospital FIRST (GIVEN) 7. STATE OF BIRTH 6B. MIDDLE 8 DATE OF PIDTA FATHER OF CHILD MOTHER OF CHILD 6A. NAME OF FATHER 9C. LAST (MAIDEN) FIRST (GIVEN) 1 9B. MIDDLE 9A. NAME OF MOTHER 10 ST S 971 NATURE 1 CERTIFY THAT I HAVE REVIEWED THE STATED 12A. PARER INFORMATION AND THAT IT IS TRUE AND 12B. RELATIONSHIP TO CHILD 12C. DATE SIGNED INFORMANT CERTIFICATION CORAECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE. Mother 09/22/2002 I CERTIFY THAT THE CHILD WAS BORN ALIVE AT 13A THE DATE, HOUR AND PLACE STATED TLE 13B. LICENSE NUMBER 13C. DATE SIGNED CERTIFICATION OF BIRTH 09/22/2002 13D. TYPED NAME 14. TY ED NAME r OF CER FIER IF OTHER THAN ATTENDANT 4 15A UI 16. LOCAL REGISTRAR SIGNATURE LOCAL REGISTRAR 17. DATE ACCEPTED FOR REGISTRATION (STATE USE ONLY) I'm only here to let you know my legal name is Walter and the area 51 raid is happening on my birthday. Have a nice day.
Alive, Birthday, and Clock: CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH
 STATE OF CALIFORNIA
 LOCAL REGISTRATION DISTRICT AND CERTIFICATE NUMRER
 USE BLACK INK ONLY
 1C. LAST (FAMILY)
 1B. MIDDLE
 SIVEN)
 A. NAME OF CHILD
 FIno
 Walter
 THIS
 CHILD
 (24 HOUR CLOCK TIME)
 4B. HOUR
 MM/DD Y
 3B. IF MULTIPLE, THIS CHILD
 1ST, 2ND, ETC
 4A ATE OF BIRTH
 BIRTH, SINGLE. TWIN, ETC.
 3A
 2. SEX
 1559
 Single
 09/20/2002
 Male
 STREET. NUM ER. OR LOCATION
 5B. STR ET ADDRESS
 NAME OF HOSPITAL OR FACILITY
 5A. PLACE OF BIRTH
 PLACE
 OF
 BIRTH
 5E. PLANNED PLACE OF BIRTH
 5C. CITY
 Hospital
 FIRST (GIVEN)
 7. STATE OF BIRTH
 6B. MIDDLE
 8 DATE OF PIDTA
 FATHER
 OF
 CHILD
 MOTHER
 OF
 CHILD
 6A. NAME OF FATHER
 9C. LAST (MAIDEN)
 FIRST (GIVEN)
 1 9B. MIDDLE
 9A. NAME OF MOTHER
 10 ST
 S
 971
 NATURE
 1 CERTIFY THAT I HAVE REVIEWED THE STATED 12A. PARER
 INFORMATION AND THAT IT IS TRUE AND
 12B. RELATIONSHIP TO CHILD
 12C. DATE SIGNED
 INFORMANT
 CERTIFICATION CORAECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE.
 Mother
 09/22/2002
 I CERTIFY THAT THE CHILD WAS BORN ALIVE AT 13A
 THE DATE, HOUR AND PLACE STATED
 TLE
 13B. LICENSE NUMBER
 13C. DATE SIGNED
 CERTIFICATION
 OF
 BIRTH
 09/22/2002
 13D. TYPED NAME
 14. TY ED NAME
 r OF CER FIER IF OTHER THAN ATTENDANT
 4
 15A UI
 16. LOCAL REGISTRAR
 SIGNATURE
 LOCAL
 REGISTRAR
 17. DATE ACCEPTED FOR REGISTRATION
 (STATE USE ONLY)
I'm only here to let you know my legal name is Walter and the area 51 raid is happening on my birthday. Have a nice day.

I'm only here to let you know my legal name is Walter and the area 51 raid is happening on my birthday. Have a nice day.

Meme, Cake, and Mind: Just a cake day trebuchet meme don’t mind me
Meme, Cake, and Mind: Just a cake day trebuchet meme don’t mind me

Just a cake day trebuchet meme don’t mind me