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Animals, Ass, and Be Like: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it This is why i cant get house @DrSmashlove A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say โ€œokโ€, โ€œehโ€, โ€œIโ€™m alrightโ€, โ€œTIRED LOLโ€, โ€œughโ€, โ€œis it Friday yetโ€. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ainโ€™t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel Hermรจs tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: โ€œKILLING IT.โ€ Iโ€™m dead ass. Thatโ€™s what he say every time: โ€œKILLING ITโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Sometimes he say it aggressively: โ€œKILLING IT ๐Ÿ˜ณ.โ€ Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: โ€œkilling it โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ But regardless, itโ€™s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Donโ€™t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ainโ€™t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK ๐Ÿ˜‚. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And thatโ€™s what he do. Iโ€™ve pitched clients with him and dudeโ€™s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him โ€œbruv. How did u just do that? We donโ€™t even do this type of work?โ€ And he say โ€œsmash, relax. Weโ€™ll โ€˜ham and eggโ€™ it.โ€ I donโ€™t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means โ€œweโ€™ll figure it out.โ€ Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say โ€œhey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task Iโ€™ve been assigned that I havenโ€™t done before?โ€ Sheโ€™ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Animals, Ass, and Be Like: u/AndrewY17 1d i.redd.it
 This is why i cant get
 house
 @DrSmashlove
A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say โ€œokโ€, โ€œehโ€, โ€œIโ€™m alrightโ€, โ€œTIRED LOLโ€, โ€œughโ€, โ€œis it Friday yetโ€. U feel me? U reply in a slouchy, exhausted manner. But see Bruh one of my partners at the firm named Todd, he ainโ€™t like that. He small. Real small, like if u had a running start and played soccer as a kid, u could punt the him across the city lol. But he always got a fresh haircut. Always rock a nice pastel Hermรจs tie with lil animals on it. Always got his shoes shined. And when u ask him how he doing, he got one reply, always: โ€œKILLING IT.โ€ Iโ€™m dead ass. Thatโ€™s what he say every time: โ€œKILLING ITโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚. Sometimes he say it aggressively: โ€œKILLING IT ๐Ÿ˜ณ.โ€ Sometimes he say it in a sing-songy manner: โ€œkilling it โ˜บ๏ธ.โ€ But regardless, itโ€™s always the same. Homeboy is a caveman. Donโ€™t let the Ferragamo loafers fool u. He got his spear out and he ready to slay this MF Work. He ainโ€™t doing work. He bout to GIVE U THIS WORK. U feel me? U GON GET ALL THIS WORK ๐Ÿ˜‚. He gon talk his sh!t and he gon dance. And thatโ€™s what he do. Iโ€™ve pitched clients with him and dudeโ€™s talk game is majestic. He pitch clients in areas of work we never done before and he make it sound like this is all we do. I ask him โ€œbruv. How did u just do that? We donโ€™t even do this type of work?โ€ And he say โ€œsmash, relax. Weโ€™ll โ€˜ham and eggโ€™ it.โ€ I donโ€™t eat pork but I know exactly what dude mean and I say it all the time. It means โ€œweโ€™ll figure it out.โ€ Be like Todd bruv. Get into work. Kill it. Never be intimidated by something u never done before. Identify a co worker with experience in this area and say โ€œhey Karen can I take you to coffee and chat a little bit about a task Iโ€™ve been assigned that I havenโ€™t done before?โ€ Sheโ€™ll never turn u down. NOBODY TURN DOWN FREE PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES IN OCTOBER LOL. Investment: $4. Return on investment: immeasurable, because U gained a skill set. Kill it. Ham and Egg it. (Halal ham tho. Like ham made from beef ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚). Be enthusiastic. Be a winner. U get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

A lot of times at work when u ask somebody how they doing, they say โ€œokโ€, โ€œehโ€, โ€œIโ€™m alrightโ€, โ€œTIRED LOLโ€, โ€œughโ€, โ€œis it Friday yetโ€. U fee...

Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her place and you notice some red flags but you play it off cuz you're trying to get your dick wet teel very welcome here. When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so Iโ€™ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly itโ€™s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if sheโ€™s on her period that week? I donโ€™t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesnโ€™t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.
Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her
 place and you notice some red
 flags but you play it off cuz you're
 trying to get your dick wet
 teel very welcome here.
When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so Iโ€™ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly itโ€™s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if sheโ€™s on her period that week? I donโ€™t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesnโ€™t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.

When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nip...