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    Scare, Her, and They: O Willem Van Zyl
A female Boomslang with her neck inflated - they do this to scare off threats
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Scare, Her, and They: O Willem Van Zyl
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    Candy, Charlie, and Dad: karik
 evayna
 Violet Beauregarde
 should've won Wonka's
 chocolate factory
 Have I watched the movie in the last decade
 or more? No.
 Do I have iron clad evidence to support my
 argument? Yes.
 1. She's the most knowledgeable about candy
 She's committed to it, and knows her stuff. When
 Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the
 room, she recognizes it immediately. She was
 able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the
 contest, so we know she has personal discipline
 and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects
 play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course-
 meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum)
 and the neverending gobstopper (longevity)
 2. She's the most fit to run a business. Violet
 is competitive, determined, hard working, and
 willing to take risks. Her father is a small town
 car salesman and politician, so she could easily
 pick up knowledge and support from him.
 (Veruca's dad is also a business man, and in
 a compatible market (nuts), but it's made very
 clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of
 business practices or hard work.)
 3. Shes the most sympathetic to the Oompa
 Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca
 demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka
 has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that
 always goes wrong' on Oompa Loompas while
 he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to
 put herself on the front line, instead of treating
 the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would
 therefore be a better boss.
 4. Her personality flaw' is the most fitting for
 the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa
 song, they just say gum is pretty cool, but it's
 not socially acceptable to chew it all day. The
 thing is, we already know that she can stop if
 she wants, because she already did that to win
 the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive
 about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby
 (like when her mother tries to shame her about
 her habit during a televised interview) but the
 obsession with candy and neglect of social
 norms is EXACTLY what Wonka is all about
 This is on brand.
 5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable.
 Wonka shows everyone a candy he's very proud
 of. Violet is like "oh sick, that's gum, my special
 interest." Wonka is then pulls a "WRONG! It's
 amazing guml So in the very moments before
 she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just
 to belittle her. So when he's like I wouldn't do
 that" why should she give a shit what he has to
 say? She's not like Charlie over here who's al
 Sure Gramps, let's stay behind while the tour
 leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been
 explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too
 powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I
 just saw what happened to Violet so I actually
 KNOW what this stuff can be capable of" Also,
 Violet is not selfish about her experience, she
 tells everyone what she's tasting and feeling, and
 everyone is eager to hear it. Taking a personal
 risk to share knowledge with everyone. Violet
 is Prometheus: fact.
 So Augustus contaminates the chocolate
 river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates
 the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts
 the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will
 happen to him and transports/shrinks himself
 deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum
 could potentially do to her, and caused no harm
 to anyone or anything but herself
 Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka's
 shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is
 already basically Wonka. She's passionate
 sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a
 total firecracker. She's even better than Wonka,
 because she doesn't endanger others.
 Violet should've been picked to inherit the
 chocolate factory.
 Source: evayna
 #charlie and the chocolate factory
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                Candy, Charlie, and Dad: karik
 evayna
 Violet Beauregarde
 should've won Wonka's
 chocolate factory
 Have I watched the movie in the last decade
 or more? No.
 Do I have iron clad evidence to support my
 argument? Yes.
 1. She's the most knowledgeable about candy
 She's committed to it, and knows her stuff. When
 Wonka holds up a little yellow piece across the
 room, she recognizes it immediately. She was
 able to switch to candy bars for the sake of the
 contest, so we know she has personal discipline
 and is goal oriented. Also, two major projects
 play directly into her strong suits: the 3-course-
 meal gum that Wonka failed to make safe (gum)
 and the neverending gobstopper (longevity)
 2. She's the most fit to run a business. Violet
 is competitive, determined, hard working, and
 willing to take risks. Her father is a small town
 car salesman and politician, so she could easily
 pick up knowledge and support from him.
 (Veruca's dad is also a business man, and in
 a compatible market (nuts), but it's made very
 clear that Veruca has no respect or knowledge of
 business practices or hard work.)
 3. Shes the most sympathetic to the Oompa
 Loompas. She critiques Veruca when Veruca
 demands to buy one. More importantly, Wonka
 has been testing the 3-course-meal gum that
 always goes wrong' on Oompa Loompas while
 he presumably just watches. Violet is ready to
 put herself on the front line, instead of treating
 the Oompa Loompas as disposable, and would
 therefore be a better boss.
 4. Her personality flaw' is the most fitting for
 the company. In the moralizing Oompa Loompa
 song, they just say gum is pretty cool, but it's
 not socially acceptable to chew it all day. The
 thing is, we already know that she can stop if
 she wants, because she already did that to win
 the golden ticket. And yeah, she is defensive
 about the perceived impoliteness of her hobby
 (like when her mother tries to shame her about
 her habit during a televised interview) but the
 obsession with candy and neglect of social
 norms is EXACTLY what Wonka is all about
 This is on brand.
 5. Her misstep in the factory is reasonable.
 Wonka shows everyone a candy he's very proud
 of. Violet is like "oh sick, that's gum, my special
 interest." Wonka is then pulls a "WRONG! It's
 amazing guml So in the very moments before
 she takes the gum Wonka has mislead her just
 to belittle her. So when he's like I wouldn't do
 that" why should she give a shit what he has to
 say? She's not like Charlie over here who's al
 Sure Gramps, let's stay behind while the tour
 leaves and secretly drink this thing that has been
 explicitly stated to fill you with gas and is too
 powerful for safe consumption, oh and also I
 just saw what happened to Violet so I actually
 KNOW what this stuff can be capable of" Also,
 Violet is not selfish about her experience, she
 tells everyone what she's tasting and feeling, and
 everyone is eager to hear it. Taking a personal
 risk to share knowledge with everyone. Violet
 is Prometheus: fact.
 So Augustus contaminates the chocolate
 river. Charlie sneaks around and contaminates
 the vent walls. Veruca destroys and disrupts
 the workspace. Mike knows exactly what will
 happen to him and transports/shrinks himself
 deliberately. Violet had no idea what the gum
 could potentially do to her, and caused no harm
 to anyone or anything but herself
 Lastly: Can you imagine Charlie filling Wonka's
 shoes? That passive, naive boy? Violet is
 already basically Wonka. She's passionate
 sarcastic, candy-obsessed, free thinking, and a
 total firecracker. She's even better than Wonka,
 because she doesn't endanger others.
 Violet should've been picked to inherit the
 chocolate factory.
 Source: evayna
 #charlie and the chocolate factory
 123,693 notes
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    Anaconda, Barney, and Fucking: THIS ALL
 FEELS FAMILIAR
 DOESN'T IT,
 FRED?
 WE
 PARTICIPATED
 IN A GENOCIDE,
 BARNEY.
 This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it's 100% official
 real Flintstones.
 Clarification: I don't hate this book, I love it, it's amazing. It's just that taking
 a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the
 line "We participated in a genocide, Barney."
 ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i'nm
 can we have some context to this, perhaps?
 Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war
 mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This
 reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army
 Back then the father of said violent candidate was rilin
 the "tree people". Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed
 to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actualy
 an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to
 build Bedrock
 g people up against
 That's what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a
 genocide. They literally did
 (Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son
 Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
 connerd-cynique
 just fucking read it
 http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones
 WAS ALL A LIE
 the-prolefeed
 I refuse to believe this rift in reality that is the Flintstones reboot comic is
 allowed to exist. I will not touch, for I fear temporal displacement.
 "What have I yabba dabba done?"
Yabba Dabba Dont
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Anaconda, Barney, and Fucking: THIS ALL
 FEELS FAMILIAR
 DOESN'T IT,
 FRED?
 WE
 PARTICIPATED
 IN A GENOCIDE,
 BARNEY.
 This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it's 100% official
 real Flintstones.
 Clarification: I don't hate this book, I love it, it's amazing. It's just that taking
 a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the
 line "We participated in a genocide, Barney."
 ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i'nm
 can we have some context to this, perhaps?
 Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war
 mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This
 reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army
 Back then the father of said violent candidate was rilin
 the "tree people". Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed
 to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actualy
 an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to
 build Bedrock
 g people up against
 That's what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a
 genocide. They literally did
 (Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son
 Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
 connerd-cynique
 just fucking read it
 http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones
 WAS ALL A LIE
 the-prolefeed
 I refuse to believe this rift in reality that is the Flintstones reboot comic is
 allowed to exist. I will not touch, for I fear temporal displacement.
 "What have I yabba dabba done?"
Yabba Dabba Dont
                
            

            
            
Yabba Dabba Dont