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Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s March 2015 2.8 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid Molly McGaan 330 W. Webster Ave Chicago, Il 60614 Dear Ms. McGaan: Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as you pursue your educational goals
Chicago, College, and Dank: Got denied from harvard s
 March 2015
 2.8
 HARVARD COLLEGK Office of Admissions and Financial Aid
 Molly McGaan
 330 W. Webster Ave
 Chicago, Il 60614
 Dear Ms. McGaan:
 Thank you for your interest in Harvard College.
 After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are
 unable to offer you a place in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in
 the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their
 proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of "Swagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and
 ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the
 admissions meetings. For future reference, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen
 here u little slanks" and end with "McGaan out "drops mic We also didn't need a copy of
 your mixtape, regardless of how ire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and
 we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not fire"). In addition, we will be
 returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it's
 your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation
 letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Kee, who
 submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper.
 We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success
 as you pursue your educational goals
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Advice, Drinking, and Family: erohero
 depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I
 don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect!
 me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief
 what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready
 to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
 gay-jesus-probably
 families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've
 researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you
 up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be
 less stressful
 actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but
 up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you,
 you're such a burden on this family
 kremeroyale
 Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt*
 My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the
 DUMBEST thing I've ever heard
 jackhasdreams
 Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really
 quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm
 prescribing you 500 different medicines
 My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first
 problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try
 taking a nap
 exjwthings
 My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this
 hilarious video I know you'd love
 atheistjwteen
 Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
 My therapist: "laughs awkwardly*
 skirriss
 therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I
 haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]"
 my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing
 me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU
 SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
 my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you
 like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or
 you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now
 andromedex
 Actual things my therapist has told me
 "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with
 context)
 "Damn girl you need to get your shit together."
 "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something
 that isn't bleach or memes."
 I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again
 fandomsohard
 my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the
 stupidest fucking shit
 Source: ierohero
Tv advice vs professionalism

Tv advice vs professionalism

Advice, Drinking, and Family: erohero depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect! me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week gay-jesus-probably families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you, you're such a burden on this family kremeroyale Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt* My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I've ever heard jackhasdreams Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm prescribing you 500 different medicines My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try taking a nap exjwthings My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you'd love atheistjwteen Therapist in media: serious face the whole time My therapist: "laughs awkwardly* skirriss therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]" my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT??? my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now andromedex Actual things my therapist has told me "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with context) "Damn girl you need to get your shit together." "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn't bleach or memes." I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again fandomsohard my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the stupidest fucking shit Source: ierohero Tv advice vs professionalism
Advice, Drinking, and Family: erohero
 depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I
 don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect!
 me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief
 what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready
 to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
 gay-jesus-probably
 families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've
 researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you
 up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be
 less stressful
 actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but
 up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you,
 you're such a burden on this family
 kremeroyale
 Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt*
 My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the
 DUMBEST thing I've ever heard
 jackhasdreams
 Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really
 quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm
 prescribing you 500 different medicines
 My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first
 problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try
 taking a nap
 exjwthings
 My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this
 hilarious video I know you'd love
 atheistjwteen
 Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
 My therapist: "laughs awkwardly*
 skirriss
 therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I
 haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]"
 my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing
 me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU
 SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
 my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you
 like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or
 you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now
 andromedex
 Actual things my therapist has told me
 "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with
 context)
 "Damn girl you need to get your shit together."
 "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something
 that isn't bleach or memes."
 I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again
 fandomsohard
 my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the
 stupidest fucking shit
 Source: ierohero
Tv advice vs professionalism

Tv advice vs professionalism