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Desk, Nice, and Art: My first post is just me in art also I spray painted my desk VERY NICE (don't mined the spelling)
Desk, Nice, and Art: My first post is just me in art also I spray painted my desk VERY NICE (don't mined the spelling)

My first post is just me in art also I spray painted my desk VERY NICE (don't mined the spelling)

Android, Another One, and Dad: AngryMan @AngryManTV Had a really proud dad moment today Dropped my oldest off at school at 7:30. Helped her carry her project board to the classroom. She was like You coming back at 8:30 for my presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz I had a 9am meeting in the office 20:10 18 Mar 19 Twitter for Android 5,479 Retweets 15.1K Likes AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her but knew she was disappointed. Drove back home & got dressed for work. Was driving to the Metro when I detoured to her school Grabbed my work phone & sent an email telling them l'd be in after 10 97 tl 184 1,384 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h As hard as I worked with her on that project and rehearsing that presentation, I had to be there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work could wait. O12 t 182 1,956 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents know... LOL) message letting her know I was coming."Please don't let her present without me there" I said. I got to the school at like 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I walked in the classroom as another young man was doing his presentation. My daughter was sitting there at her desk listening. She saw me and lit up. The glow damn near brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile came to her face. Her teacher also saw me and smiled 96 tl 270 3,320 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h A few more kids did there presentations and then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She killed it!! Everything we had practiced and then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly and loudly. She answered all questions from other students with ease 2 th 188 2,667 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h When she finished and sat back down,I walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!". 93 t 132 1,535 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Another one of my partners was there supporting his son. That dude had just got off work after working a 12 hours overnight shift, but was there to see his lil' man. I stayed and watched his son's presentation. AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h Afterwards we left and just talked about the sacrifices we make as fathers and how often we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in my circle. Great fathers who care 96 t 270 2,991 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h I left the school and got to work at like 10:45 I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of pride has been with me all day. I look forward to getting home to give her another big hug and listen to her tell her story 9115 355 5,602 The single most wholesome thread ever
Android, Another One, and Dad: AngryMan
 @AngryManTV
 Had a really proud dad moment today
 Dropped my oldest off at school at
 7:30. Helped her carry her project
 board to the classroom. She was
 like You coming back at 8:30 for my
 presentation?" Told her I couldn't cuz I
 had a 9am meeting in the office
 20:10 18 Mar 19 Twitter for Android
 5,479 Retweets 15.1K Likes
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Gave her a hug & kiss, then prayed with her
 but knew she was disappointed. Drove back
 home & got dressed for work. Was driving to
 the Metro when I detoured to her school
 Grabbed my work phone & sent an email
 telling them l'd be in after 10
 97 tl 184 1,384
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 As hard as I worked with her on that project
 and rehearsing that presentation, I had to be
 there. I needed to support my baby girl. Work
 could wait.
 O12 t 182 1,956
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I hit her teacher with a Class Dojo (parents
 know... LOL) message letting her know I was
 coming."Please don't let her present without
 me there" I said. I got to the school at like
 8:45, signed in & ran down the hall
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I walked in the classroom as another young
 man was doing his presentation. My daughter
 was sitting there at her desk listening. She
 saw me and lit up. The glow damn near
 brought tears to my eyes. A big bright smile
 came to her face. Her teacher also saw me
 and smiled
 96 tl 270 3,320
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 A few more kids did there presentations and
 then my daughter was up. Man, listen. She
 killed it!! Everything we had practiced and
 then some. She was articulate, spoke clearly
 and loudly. She answered all questions from
 other students with ease
 2 th 188 2,667
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 When she finished and sat back down,I
 walked over to her desk, gave her a quick kiss
 on the forehead & told her "Amazing job!!".
 93 t 132 1,535
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Another one of my partners was there
 supporting his son. That dude had just got off
 work after working a 12 hours overnight shift,
 but was there to see his lil' man. I stayed and
 watched his son's presentation.
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 Afterwards we left and just talked about the
 sacrifices we make as fathers and how often
 we're overlooked. I appreciate the brothas in
 my circle. Great fathers who care
 96 t 270 2,991
 AngryMan @AngryManTV 12h
 I left the school and got to work at like 10:45
 I ain't care what nobody had to say. Nothing
 else mattered. An overwhelming feeling of
 pride has been with me all day. I look forward
 to getting home to give her another big hug
 and listen to her tell her story
 9115
 355 5,602
The single most wholesome thread ever

The single most wholesome thread ever

Doctor, Family, and Girls: 25 Teviews 2 photos * 6 months ago The girls at the front desk and practice manager are rude, arrogant and unprofessional in dealing with patient complaint. No empathy and understanding what So ever. No wonder the clinic only has two stars.! I had booked an appointment and had to wait for an hour to see the Dr. I always come here willing to wait for DrI don't mind. It just today it's for my 5 year old who just came straight from kinder to the clinic. She had to wait for one hour. You put yourself in my situation having your 5 year old hungry and waiting for one hour see how you would feel. I wouldn't come here if it wasn't for Dr my family Dr. He is understanding and polite towards patients. The one star is for the front desk. 5 stars. 5 1 review x* 6 months ago I am a patient o been for the past 6 years. Yes there are times when you have to wait and I would like to reply t I just happened to be waiting to see a doctor that same day and I found that you had absolutely no empathy whatsoever. The receptionist tried to explain to you that there was an emergency and you were carrying on that your little child had to wait for over an hour. It could be plainly heard throughout the waiting area that there was an emergency. You wanted to be called to be told of the situation, who the hell can anticipate an emergency. If your child was hungry either bring a snack or go across the road to either McDonalds or KFC or any other shop. When there is an emergency yes we have to wait, who knows what had happened but I only hope that if I was the emergency that I would get seen straight away. You were the one that was rude to the receptionists. You said you were happy to wait so why complain. I've seen quite a few different doctors at this clinic and have been overall very satisfied. If you don't like the service go somewhere else. PSI am in customer service and its a very hard job to deal with the public especially when they think they are owed something. Next time Miss try and have some empathy for someone other than youself. and have ou Entitled Parent had to wait for a Doctor - Gets called out by another patient who happened to be in the waiting room that day.
Doctor, Family, and Girls: 25 Teviews 2 photos
 * 6 months ago
 The girls at the front desk and practice manager are
 rude, arrogant and unprofessional in dealing with
 patient complaint. No empathy and understanding
 what So ever. No wonder the clinic only has two
 stars.! I had booked an appointment and had to wait
 for an hour to see the Dr. I always come here willing
 to wait for DrI don't mind. It just today it's for
 my 5 year old who just came straight from kinder to
 the clinic. She had to wait for one hour. You put
 yourself in my situation having your 5 year old hungry
 and waiting for one hour see how you would feel. I
 wouldn't come here if it wasn't for Dr
 my family Dr. He is understanding and polite towards
 patients. The one star is for the front desk.
 5 stars.
 5
 1 review
 x* 6 months ago
 I am a patient o
 been for the past 6 years. Yes there are times when
 you have to wait and I would like to reply t
 I just happened to be waiting to see a doctor that
 same day and I found that you had absolutely no
 empathy whatsoever. The receptionist tried to
 explain to you that there was an emergency and you
 were carrying on that your little child had to wait for
 over an hour. It could be plainly heard throughout
 the waiting area that there was an emergency. You
 wanted to be called to be told of the situation, who
 the hell can anticipate an emergency. If your child
 was hungry either bring a snack or go across the
 road to either McDonalds or KFC or any other shop.
 When there is an emergency yes we have to wait,
 who knows what had happened but I only hope that
 if I was the emergency that I would get seen straight
 away. You were the one that was rude to the
 receptionists. You said you were happy to wait so
 why complain. I've seen quite a few different doctors
 at this clinic and have been overall very satisfied. If
 you don't like the service go somewhere else. PSI
 am in customer service and its a very hard job to
 deal with the public especially when they think they
 are owed something. Next time Miss
 try and have some empathy for someone other than
 youself.
 and have
 ou
Entitled Parent had to wait for a Doctor - Gets called out by another patient who happened to be in the waiting room that day.

Entitled Parent had to wait for a Doctor - Gets called out by another patient who happened to be in the waiting room that day.

Lol, Desk, and Design: LG $0 4K gaming PC, LOL. What do you guys think about the desk design?
Lol, Desk, and Design: LG
$0 4K gaming PC, LOL. What do you guys think about the desk design?

$0 4K gaming PC, LOL. What do you guys think about the desk design?

Friday, Meme, and Desk: ommit die Printing out a Roblox meme every Friday and leaving it on my desk until my mom notices: Friday #one
Friday, Meme, and Desk: ommit die
Printing out a Roblox meme every Friday and leaving it on my desk until my mom notices: Friday #one

Printing out a Roblox meme every Friday and leaving it on my desk until my mom notices: Friday #one

Bad, Beautiful, and Clothes: Entitled mom gets her daughter and her friends to accuse me of rape and demand I be kicked from an art Backstory: This happened when I was fifteen, just moved to a new high school and knew no one. Due to my first name and appearance every clathes from the boys section because 1 like the style, I was also flat chested. So yeah, everyone thought I was a boy. I didn't care though, Im not gender fluid or anything, was born female, and no one was doing it maliciously. Iwas also too socially Attual Abaut two weeks after I came to the school there loner I was 1 spent a lot of time outside, which story made the contest perfect for me t drew a bear in a cave h falling around it, and a ghost like drawing of the Another girl drew a picture of a bunch of deer running through a field, this girl was the entitled girl (EG), as awful as this girl was I thought her art was beautiful, such talent was wasted on her. One guy I knew pretty well drew a dog stalking a fax that was stalking a rabbit. (Stalking Guy, SG) Everyone clse (ike, four other people) did casual stuff like a field of flowers, birds in a tree, oh. another guy did a picture of a squirrel giving birth. Sadly it wasn't that detailed over at my EG: you know, it would look a lot better if you spent more time on the rock? She smiled whwe at the bear Me: That's not a rock, it's a bear. EG: Ooooh, gotcha. Sometimes boys draw so vague and abstractly. Not a lat of primary contrast. (Yeah, she said a lot of big art related words to sound smart) Me: EG: If you dont understand it now youll never get it. She waves her hand dismissively and waiked The contest host announced the three winners those three would advance to the next raund SG got first,I got second, and EG gat third. Now SG was super popular so she (EG) went up and congratulated him while glaring at me. After she left 1 talked to SG for a bit The next day I get to my locker and RAPIST is written across it in red paint. Everyone is staring at me, whispering. EG walked by with a security EG: That's him! That's the boy who raped me! I'm asked to go with them and I do, people were We get to the office and EG's mom is standing next to the principals (P) desk with the smuggest look on her face P: Do you know why youre here? Me: I think so. EM: Don't play games you little shit, you raped my EG: Fake crying Yeah, he did Me: No. EM: Don't lie. You held her down and raped her! Me: EM: With your penis, how else? Me: P. I don't know what to say other than shes lying EG: No, no Im not. My friends witnessed it F1 and F2 got called to the office. P: Me, your parents are on their way. Do you want to wait for Me: No, t want to here what F1 and F2 have to say They tell their story about how I raped EG outside the back of the school, Keeping it short and EM: How fucking dare you. You rape my angel then you EG: You should be kicked from the art contest. Im still laughing. The room has gone silent apart from me P: QUIETI He's fuucking ivid and starts tearing me a new one, wel he would have been ifI did it. Then SG walked in with papers for P. He looks around at all of us SG: 1s this a bad time? Me: Hey, SG. Tell them what we did last night. SG: We got food and watched a movie at my EM: Liar! You probably raped my sweetheart as EG: No mom, he didn't, just Me, SG did nothing P: But if Me was with SG, haw did he rape your EM: Are you calling her a liar? Just kick him from the contest and we wont sue. Me: Im sorry but the way you described what happened makes it impossible for me to do it. EM: What do you mean? Are you calling me a liar Me: Yes. EM: This boy- Me: Im not a boy. The room fell quiet again. The giris and EM's face went white. P looked confused and SG had a look of SG: Oh, so that's why you wear your PE clothes under EM goes ballistic, screaming and shouting about how Im lying. My parents get here and they confirm that tm a girl. EM got chewed out by our prinkipal and kicked off the parent association thing while EG are her shitty friends were suspended for a week EG was kicked from the contest and banned from participating in ary of them for the rest of the year, and she had to pay for the paint to be my junior year at that school and some people from my year are still debating on my real TLDR: Entitled mom gets her daughter and her friends to accuse me of rape and demand I be kicked from an art contest, everyone finds out my true sex and gender Edit A gold? Now I can finally feed my family for a week. Thanks for the sustenancel Same for the This masterpiece from r\entitledparents
Bad, Beautiful, and Clothes: Entitled mom gets her daughter and
 her friends to accuse me of rape
 and demand I be kicked from an art
 Backstory: This happened when I was fifteen,
 just moved to a new high school and knew no
 one. Due to my first name and appearance every
 clathes from the boys section because 1 like the
 style, I was also flat chested. So yeah, everyone
 thought I was a boy.
 I didn't care though, Im not gender fluid or
 anything, was born female, and no one was
 doing it maliciously. Iwas also too socially
 Attual
 Abaut two weeks after I came to the school there
 loner I was 1 spent a lot of time outside, which
 story
 made the contest perfect for me
 t drew a bear in a cave h
 falling around it, and a ghost like drawing of the
 Another girl drew a picture of a bunch of deer
 running through a field, this girl was the entitled
 girl (EG), as awful as this girl was I thought her art
 was beautiful, such talent was wasted on her.
 One guy I knew pretty well drew a dog stalking a
 fax that was stalking a rabbit. (Stalking Guy, SG)
 Everyone clse (ike, four other people) did casual
 stuff like a field of flowers, birds in a tree, oh.
 another guy did a picture of a squirrel giving
 birth. Sadly it wasn't that detailed
 over at my
 EG: you know, it would look a lot better if you
 spent more time on the rock? She smiled
 whwe
 at the bear
 Me: That's not a rock, it's a bear.
 EG: Ooooh, gotcha. Sometimes boys draw
 so vague and abstractly. Not a lat of primary
 contrast. (Yeah, she said a lot of big art related
 words to sound smart)
 Me:
 EG: If you dont understand it now youll never get
 it. She waves her hand dismissively and waiked
 The contest host announced the three winners
 those three would advance to the next raund
 SG got first,I got second, and EG gat third. Now
 SG was super popular so she (EG) went up and
 congratulated him while glaring at me. After she
 left 1 talked to SG for a bit
 The next day I get to my locker and RAPIST is
 written across it in red paint. Everyone is staring
 at me, whispering. EG walked by with a security
 EG: That's him! That's the boy who raped me!
 I'm asked to go with them and I do, people were
 We get to the office and EG's mom is standing
 next to the principals (P) desk with the smuggest
 look on her face
 P: Do you know why youre here?
 Me: I think so.
 EM: Don't play games you little shit, you raped my
 EG: Fake crying Yeah, he did
 Me: No.
 EM: Don't lie. You held her down and raped her!
 Me:
 EM: With your penis, how else?
 Me: P. I don't know what to say other than shes
 lying
 EG: No, no Im not. My friends witnessed it
 F1 and F2 got called to the office.
 P: Me, your parents are on their way. Do you want
 to wait for
 Me: No, t want to here what F1 and F2 have to
 say
 They tell their story about how I raped EG outside
 the back of the school, Keeping it short and
 EM: How fucking dare you. You rape my angel
 then you
 EG: You should be kicked from the art contest.
 Im still laughing.
 The room has gone silent apart from me
 P: QUIETI He's fuucking ivid and starts tearing me
 a new one, wel he would have been ifI did it.
 Then SG walked in with papers for P. He looks
 around at all of us
 SG: 1s this a bad time?
 Me: Hey, SG. Tell them what we did last night.
 SG: We got food and watched a movie at my
 EM: Liar! You probably raped my sweetheart as
 EG: No mom, he didn't, just Me, SG did nothing
 P: But if Me was with SG, haw did he rape your
 EM: Are you calling her a liar? Just kick him from
 the contest and we wont sue.
 Me: Im sorry but the way you described what
 happened makes it impossible for me to do it.
 EM: What do you mean? Are you calling me a liar
 Me: Yes.
 EM: This boy-
 Me: Im not a boy.
 The room fell quiet again. The giris and EM's face
 went white. P looked confused and SG had a look
 of
 SG: Oh, so that's why you wear your PE clothes
 under
 EM goes ballistic, screaming and shouting about
 how Im lying. My parents get here and they
 confirm that tm a girl.
 EM got chewed out by our prinkipal and kicked
 off the parent association thing while EG are
 her shitty friends were suspended for a week
 EG was kicked from the contest and banned
 from participating in ary of them for the rest of
 the year, and she had to pay for the paint to be
 my junior year at that school and some
 people from my year are still debating on my real
 TLDR: Entitled mom gets her daughter and her
 friends to accuse me of rape and demand I be
 kicked from an art contest, everyone finds out my
 true sex and gender
 Edit A gold? Now I can finally feed my family for
 a week. Thanks for the sustenancel Same for the
This masterpiece from r\entitledparents

This masterpiece from r\entitledparents

Desk, Baby, and How: How am I ever supposed to get anything done with this baby staring at me on my desk?
Desk, Baby, and How: How am I ever supposed to get anything done with this baby staring at me on my desk?

How am I ever supposed to get anything done with this baby staring at me on my desk?

Ass, Birthday, and Bitch: e all through days - the result was that I ski eighth grades, and arrived at college just after my sixteenth birthday. I hadn't even really hit puberty t I was some I was a horny inept. did I mention that I have Asperger's? How in hell uld I talk to girls My first year was a disaster romantically. Not a single date. But luckily, during the summer between freshman and sophmore years,I puberty and grew eight inches. I came back to school and was pretty bowled over by the fact that girls seemed to notice me. But I was still socially inept, thanks to my lack of experience, the fact that I was only seventeen, being on the spectrum, etc. I should also say that this was a very good, expensive college and I'm lucky enough that my family has was too young to have a driver's license out of my home state, but I had a good allowance Anyway, this one girl noticed me. Or, more to the point, she noticed that I was an easy mark. She made such a sucker out of me. I took her out to nice dinners, took her to Broadway shows, bought was in love with her and prayed that she'd let me sleep with her. Of course, she wouldn't (and yes, I WAS THE DUMB ASS HERE) She treated me so badly, and the worse she was to me, the more I wanted her. I won't use her real name, but it sounded enough like "Selena" that my brother - who met her for ten minutes and figured it out - ica Now, I happened to have a friend (we were study partners) named Caroline, who was a year ahead of me. And believe it or not, Caroline was one of the smartest, sweetest, and most gorgeous girls at school. I was deep in her friend zone, and actually never thought of her in a romantic way did I mention that I'm a DUMB ASS?) but she was so good to me, and she was always telling me how I deserved better than the manipulative bitch who I thought I loved. But I really did think I loved Sadistica, and Caroline was smart enough to not push me too hard. I think she knew I had to learn my lesson and she wan't going to interfere At least until Sadistica hatched her final plan. e was finally going to f*ck me. But I had to make it a special night (yeah, I had to make my own birthday night special!) She wanted me to get candles and champagne and rose petals and all that kind of stuff and decorate my dorm room. To top it all off, she wanted a ring. That's right. Not an engagement ring a pre-engagement ring that cost $500. Again, feel free, my redditor amigos, to marvel at my idiocy So I told all this to Caroline and she sighed and I be gged her what the hell did I know about rings and rose petals? She was skeptical, but agreed. Little did I know what she was planning. We went to the jewelers, and Caroline helped me pick out a ring. She told me that she'd keep the receipt, just in case it fell through and it needed to be returned. Then she helped me get the champagne and all the other stuff. The night of the date, Sadistica was due at 8pm, so Caroline came over at four and helped me get ready. She even gave me some tips on foreplay and stuff like that, which wasn't to help me arrange all this, because SO was surprised and kind of turned on by the time I told Sadistica that I'd leave my dorm room door unlocked, all she had to do was to come in at 8pm and our special night would begin. And she really truly acted like she was doing me the biggest r of al Il time. By six PM, I was a nervous wreck. I was listening to music on my headphones, trying to stay calm, so I didn't hear somebody come in. I felt a pair of hands on my shoulders, and glanced at the clock. It was 7:30 his is going. It was Caroline She was dressed in the hottest outfit I'd ever seen. She spun me around in my desk chair and said, e one of the sweetest, best people I know. I don't want you to lose your virginity to that bitch." She opened the champagne, and we began to By 8:00, we were having sex. She was so amazing. She was experienced, knew what she was doing, and kept me on the edge. Of course, Sadistica was due anytime, but knowing her, she'd want to keep me waiting. And she did. Caroline knew Sadistica was coming, though, and kept alert. At 8:15, the door opened. The look on Sadistica's face was one of utter shock and dismay. Caroline was riding me. moaning, making a show of it, yelling "fck me, fck me." She turned to my so-called girlfriend and said: "You've been treating is boy to get o dick. Now get the fuck out of here because I'm planning to fuck him all night." And she did. Caroline never became my girlfriend -we were FWBs, but just a little, and we are still friends 20 years later. She helped me with my confidence so much that I never really had a problem meeting women through the rest of my college years and as an adult. As for Sadistica, she spent months begging me to take her back. But I never did. I never even spoke to her again her up on Facebook sometimes. She's still single and she looks all worn out. This is an absolutely true story, and I want to say that I was not smart enough to be the one who actually accomplished the revenge. Luckily, I had a great and sexy friend who cared about me a lot and probably felt a little horny herself that night... Goddamn Selena smh
Ass, Birthday, and Bitch: e all through
 days - the result was that I ski
 eighth grades, and arrived at college just after my
 sixteenth birthday. I hadn't even really hit puberty
 t I was
 some
 I was a
 horny
 inept.
 did I mention that I have Asperger's? How in hell
 uld I talk to girls
 My first year was a disaster romantically. Not
 a single date. But luckily, during the summer
 between freshman and sophmore years,I
 puberty and grew eight inches. I came back to
 school and was pretty bowled over by the fact that
 girls seemed to notice me. But I was still socially
 inept, thanks to my lack of experience, the fact
 that I was only seventeen, being on the spectrum,
 etc. I should also say that this was a very good,
 expensive college and I'm lucky enough that my
 family has
 was too young to have a driver's license out of my
 home state, but I had a good allowance
 Anyway, this one girl noticed me. Or, more to the
 point, she noticed that I was an easy mark. She
 made such a sucker out of me. I took her out to
 nice dinners, took her to Broadway shows, bought
 was in love with her and prayed that she'd let me
 sleep with her. Of course, she wouldn't (and yes,
 I WAS THE DUMB ASS HERE) She treated me so
 badly, and the worse she was to me, the more
 I wanted her. I won't use her real name, but it
 sounded enough like "Selena" that my brother -
 who met her for ten minutes and figured it out -
 ica
 Now, I happened to have a friend (we were study
 partners) named Caroline, who was a year ahead
 of me. And believe it or not, Caroline was one
 of the smartest, sweetest, and most gorgeous
 girls at school. I was deep in her friend zone, and
 actually never thought of her in a romantic way
 did I mention that I'm a DUMB ASS?) but she was
 so good to me, and she was always telling me
 how I deserved better than the manipulative bitch
 who I thought I loved. But I really did think I loved
 Sadistica, and Caroline was smart enough to not
 push me too hard. I think she knew I had to learn
 my lesson and she wan't going to interfere
 At least until Sadistica hatched her final plan.
 e was finally going to f*ck me. But I had to
 make it a special night (yeah, I had to make my
 own birthday night special!) She wanted me to get
 candles and champagne and rose petals and all
 that kind of stuff and decorate my dorm room. To
 top it all off, she wanted a ring. That's right. Not
 an engagement ring a pre-engagement ring that
 cost $500. Again, feel free, my redditor amigos, to
 marvel at my idiocy
 So I told all this to Caroline and she sighed and I
 be
 gged her
 what the hell did I know about rings and rose
 petals? She was skeptical, but agreed. Little did
 I know what she was planning. We went to the
 jewelers, and Caroline helped me pick out a ring.
 She told me that she'd keep the receipt, just in
 case it fell through and it needed to be returned.
 Then she helped me get the champagne and all
 the other stuff. The night of the date, Sadistica
 was due at 8pm, so Caroline came over at four
 and helped me get ready. She even gave me some
 tips on foreplay and stuff like that, which wasn't
 to help me arrange all this, because
 SO
 was surprised and kind of turned on by the time
 I told Sadistica that I'd leave my dorm room door
 unlocked, all she had to do was to come in at 8pm
 and our special night would begin. And she really
 truly acted like she was doing me the biggest
 r of al
 Il time. By six PM, I was a nervous wreck.
 I was listening to music on my headphones, trying
 to stay calm, so I didn't hear somebody come in. I
 felt a pair of hands on my shoulders, and glanced
 at the clock. It was 7:30
 his is going. It was Caroline
 She was dressed in the hottest outfit I'd ever seen.
 She spun me around in my desk chair and said,
 e one of the sweetest, best people I know. I
 don't want you to lose your virginity to that bitch."
 She opened the champagne, and we began to
 By 8:00, we were having sex. She was so amazing.
 She was experienced, knew what she was doing,
 and kept me on the edge. Of course, Sadistica
 was due anytime, but knowing her, she'd want
 to keep me waiting. And she did. Caroline knew
 Sadistica was coming, though, and kept alert. At
 8:15, the door opened. The look on Sadistica's
 face was one of utter shock and dismay. Caroline
 was riding me. moaning, making a show of
 it, yelling "fck me, fck me." She turned to my
 so-called girlfriend and said: "You've been treating
 is boy to get o
 dick. Now get the fuck out of here because I'm
 planning to fuck him all night."
 And she did. Caroline never became my girlfriend
 -we were FWBs, but just a little, and we are still
 friends 20 years later. She helped me with my
 confidence so much that I never really had a
 problem meeting women through the rest of my
 college years and as an adult. As for Sadistica, she
 spent months begging me to take her back. But I
 never did. I never even spoke to her again
 her up on Facebook sometimes. She's still single
 and she looks all worn out.
 This is an absolutely true story, and I want to say
 that I was not smart enough to be the one who
 actually accomplished the revenge. Luckily, I had
 a great and sexy friend who cared about me a lot
 and probably felt a little horny herself that night...
Goddamn Selena smh

Goddamn Selena smh

Bears, Desk, and One: Forbidden gummy bears on my co-workers desk. I legit reached for one the other day to eat.
Bears, Desk, and One: Forbidden gummy bears on my co-workers desk. I legit reached for one the other day to eat.

Forbidden gummy bears on my co-workers desk. I legit reached for one the other day to eat.