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Destiny, King, and Rat: Replica Rat King Pistol from Destiny

Replica Rat King Pistol from Destiny

Bad, Confused, and Cute: toodrunktofindaurl my brother is getting married and i'm so excited to fulfill my destiny as the embarrassing drunk gay sister who flirts with the bride for the entire ceremony toodrunktofindaurl i'm gonna yell "RUN AWAY WITH ME" to her during the vows toodrunktofindaurl there are people out there genuinely worried that I'm gonna steal my brother's bride away the day of their wedding.. i'm laughing. I've known her since I was born, we just love annoying the shit out of my brother and this "you picked the wrong sibling" joke has been going on for as long as I can remember. The whole family is in on it. The three of us are super close, she's always been family. Also we are really bad at romantic weddings (my Mom wore jeans at my Dad's and hers, signed a bunch of papers and then got blackout and my brother and his girlfriend p won't even have a "real" ceremony, just a cele- bration between friends and family. I love my brother and he already knows I'm gonna pull some stupid stunt, it's what we do. His girl friend is usually the one to initiate these shitty jokes, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one to stop the "ceremony" to say some shit like "WAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SIBLING please don't take any of this seriously Imao that said, i'm definitely showing up half naked to her bachelorette party as the "surprise strip- per" with a sash that says "the sibling your should be marrying" and a shitty plastic tiara toodrunktofindaurl UPDATE 1) for people confused about the "I've known her since I was born () she's always been family": She's the granddaughter of our parents' neighbors, we all grew up together and my brother and her have been in love since they were babies. He held her hand as she made her first steps, they even have a picture on their wall of the moment before she first tried to get up ITS OFFICIAL, I'M GONNA BE MY BROTHER'S BEST MAN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST MAN DO? A SPEECH Everything is going according to plan vantwinblade If you are the best man you need to get a sword systlin This is true it's only logical. Source: toodrunktofindaurl 52,029 notes Thats so cute tbh
Bad, Confused, and Cute: toodrunktofindaurl
 my brother is getting married and i'm
 so excited to fulfill my destiny as the
 embarrassing drunk gay sister who flirts with
 the bride for the entire ceremony
 toodrunktofindaurl
 i'm gonna yell "RUN AWAY WITH ME" to her
 during the vows
 toodrunktofindaurl
 there are people out there genuinely worried
 that I'm gonna steal my brother's bride away
 the day of their wedding.. i'm laughing. I've
 known her since I was born, we just love
 annoying the shit out of my brother and this
 "you picked the wrong sibling" joke has been
 going on for as long as I can remember. The
 whole family is in on it. The three of us are
 super close, she's always been family. Also we
 are really bad at romantic weddings (my Mom
 wore jeans at my Dad's and hers, signed a
 bunch of papers and then got blackout
 and my brother and his girlfriend p
 won't even have a "real" ceremony, just a cele-
 bration between friends and family. I love my
 brother and he already knows I'm gonna pull
 some stupid stunt, it's what we do. His girl
 friend is usually the one to initiate these shitty
 jokes, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the
 one to stop the "ceremony" to say some shit
 like "WAIT THIS IS THE WRONG SIBLING
 please don't take any of this seriously Imao
 that said, i'm definitely showing up half naked
 to her bachelorette party as the "surprise strip-
 per" with a sash that says "the sibling your
 should be marrying" and a shitty plastic tiara
 toodrunktofindaurl
 UPDATE
 1) for people confused about the "I've known
 her since I was born () she's always been
 family": She's the granddaughter of our
 parents' neighbors, we all grew up together
 and my brother and her have been in love
 since they were babies. He held her hand as
 she made her first steps, they even have a
 picture on their wall of the moment before she
 first tried to get up
 ITS OFFICIAL, I'M GONNA BE MY
 BROTHER'S BEST MAN. AND YOU KNOW
 WHAT THE BEST MAN DO? A SPEECH
 Everything is going according to plan
 vantwinblade
 If you are the best man you need to get a
 sword
 systlin
 This is true it's only logical.
 Source: toodrunktofindaurl
 52,029 notes
Thats so cute tbh

Thats so cute tbh

Destiny, Tumblr, and youtube.com: hewrotesins: Mama saidFulfill the prophecy Be something greater Go make a legacy Manifest destiny Back in the days We wanted everything
Destiny, Tumblr, and youtube.com: hewrotesins:

Mama saidFulfill the prophecy Be something greater Go make a legacy Manifest destiny Back in the days We wanted everything

hewrotesins: Mama saidFulfill the prophecy Be something greater Go make a legacy Manifest destiny Back in the days We wanted everything