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Doctor, Memes, and Voice: Did You Know? An Indian Doctor "Vishal Rao" is Giving Voice to Voiceless With his Device Which Cost Just Rs.50,Entire World is Admiring him But Our Indian Media is ignoring him

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Google, Memes, and Gmail: MeMogs into Gmail account with different device* Google: [Screamsi Dump of stolen memes because why not?

Dump of stolen memes because why not?

Amazon, Saw, and Tumblr: a Kindle Kindle eBooks Kindle Unlimited Prime Reading k to search results for "the brothers karamazov Look inside) FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY The Broth by Fyodor Dostoyevsk See all 48 formats and Kindle $0.99 Read with Our Free App ILLUSTRATED PLATINUM EDITION How is this book THE BROTHERS 1. 15 Illustrations are incl KARA ? Short Rioaranhv is also " Read more READ ON ANY DEVICE Length: 765 p Page Flip: En От Type here to search fakehistory: beesmygod:ive been laughing at this since i saw it Dostoyevski releases Brothers Karamazov on Amazon (1888)

fakehistory: beesmygod:ive been laughing at this since i saw it Dostoyevski releases Brothers Karamazov on Amazon (1888)

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beesmygod:ive been laughing at this since i saw it Dostoyevski releases Brothers Karamazov on Amazon (1888)

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Virtual Reality, Homework, and Reality: e look like ath homework. Scientists create the first virtual reality device (1957)

Scientists create the first virtual reality device (1957)

Anaconda, Be Like, and Christmas: FLINT WATER PLANT CIENCE WHIZ By ADRIANA DIAZ CBS NEWS December 25, 2017, 7:32 PM 12-year-old Colorado girl, troubled by Flint water C CO miles away, invents lead detector f Share | У Tweet / (3 Reddit. F Flipboard / @ Email LONE TREE, Colo. -Outside denver, a talented 12-year-old is getting national attention. It's not for her music, it's for Gitanjali Rao's contribution to science. If my mom asked me what do you want for Christmas, I'd be like, lead," Gitanjali said. CBS News @CBSNews Follow 12-year-old Colorado girl, troubled by Flint water crisis more than 1,000 miles away, invents lead detector cbsn.ws/2laS8wb M. 4:40 PM-25 Dec 2017 268 Retweets 631 Likes Dscowery 3M Young DATE: October 17, 2017 Scientist Challenge PAY TO THE ORDER of America's Top Young Scientist $25,000.00 DOLLARS Twenty-Five Thousand and 0o/100 Gitanjali Rao won the Young Scientist Competition for a lead detector. CBS NEWS It was inspired by a real-world problem. "Ive been following the Flint water crisis for about two years," Gitanjali said. With Gitanjali's device, instead of taking days to send water samples to a lab, her device detects lead in seconds using carbon molecules - and a mobile app. thatpettyblackgirl: Her name is Gitanjali Rao I’m glad someone cares. She’s a blessing. #Flint #FlintWaterCrisis Remember when the governor found out and spent millions to hire a PR firm? Maybe he should’ve been getting someone to make these instead.

thatpettyblackgirl: Her name is Gitanjali Rao I’m glad someone cares. She’s a blessing. #Flint #FlintWaterCrisis Remember when the go...

Xbox, Game, and Showtime: Phil Spencer Wants to Bring Xbox Game Pass to Any Device Someone Wants to Play On XBOX Smart fridge gamers: It's showtiMe.o.

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Google, Gmail, and Gmail Account: When you login to your gmail account from another device google account oogle Me is this yours? Meirl

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Dank, Change, and Helps: This device helps people walk without falling over UNILAD This walker will change the lives of THOUSANDS of people 👏

This walker will change the lives of THOUSANDS of people 👏

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Being Alone, Amazon, and College: did you know? There's an app that pays people to go online. Nielsen, the organization that does TV ratings, now measures the popularity of websites and online videos. To do that, they'll pay you just to 1.) Join the Nielsen panel at InternetPanel.org 2.) Get the free app on your phone/computer, 3.) Use the internet the same way you do now. It's that simple! Panel members receive cash and Amazon gift cards just to use the internet. nielsen PHOTO: INTERNETPANEL.ORG DID YOU KNOW? collegehackable: cntnd: zarb: You guys, I looked into it and this is legitimate. According to Wikipedia, Nielsen has been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations people listened to. In the 1950s, they got into television ratings and now they’re measuring the popularity of stuff online. I can’t believe they’re gonna start paying me to watch youtube videos… I’m truly living in 3019 It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here GUYS… in 2019 we live in 3019 I usually scroll past these sorta posts, but I know a lot of broke college kids follow me and want someone to verify if this is real. After doing my homework, I learned that the Nielsen internet panel is undeniably real. (Source: TV Technology) If you’re worried about what data they collect, this is from Nielsen’s website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, how long you spend on those sites, etc. and they NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. Facebook already collects (and sells) your data. The difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you and they’re not sneaky about it. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. Pro-Tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because you can earn more for multiple devices. Besides regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 cash each month. You could receive a thousand dollars in one month from the sweepstakes alone. If you keep Nielsen on your computer, you’ll be automatically entered into their monthly sweepstakes, so the app is a must-have on laptop or desktop. Two people win $1000 each month and four hundred people win cash prizes. Another reason to add multiple devices is that annually they will pay you $50 per mobile device you connect, so it pays to put Nielsen on all your devices, even that old phone in a drawer somewhere if it’ll turn on. Tablets work too, as do iPods and E-Readers.

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Apparently, Confused, and Family: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend's Shower Routine NEWS Local Relationships ISSUE 49-29 Jul 16, 2013 23 Jacob Ferris, 25, has no idea what his girlfriend Sarah uses this rock in her shower for rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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Apple, Children, and Target: Aa Indisputable Locations Check-in with Your unique Touch & Face ID 220 Miles from nearest target Sept. 223 24 525t Kearny M CLAIREMONT YPRB89 MYF ACIFIC EACH C airemont era Shores nda Vista Bay Park Taliwarerict MISSION VALLEY lifepro-tips: Taliware™ Launches Biometric Geolocation Authentication Technology for iOS Taliware™ Launches A Verified You™, a new iOS app designed for Touch ID or Face ID, which provides secure access to time-stamped location data for continuous proof of presence and identity. Taliware will go “live” with its geo-presence app-services for iOS devices at StartupGrind in Redwood City, California.Taliware developed its patented system to offer identity theft and fraud protection for consumers and businesses. The newly launched application combines geolocation and biometric technologies that confirm the user’s physical location and identity using either Touch ID or Face ID as a biometric verification of identity while at a specific geolocation. Taliware delivers biometrics-based geolocation signature technology designed to provide persistent authentication and an indisputable proof of both identity and place.While there are many geolocation tracking applications, none have the same capacity to create an indisputable time-stamped location history. Because every check-in is tied to a user’s biometrics, there’s never question of whether a check-in was valid. Taliware’s patented technology ensures validity.“Taliware’s biometric geo-presence technology securely tethers each person to their smartphone and exact location, thus making their check-in history definite,” states Tarik Tali, CEO of Taliware. “All user date is safely stored on the mobile device, it is never available to anyone but the authenticated user.”Who uses Taliware? Taliware’s biometric geo-presence systems are designed to provide persistent authentication and an uncompromising proof of identity with endless use case possibilities. Whether used for children’s safety, to track employees, or to provide court-based evidence, Taliware’s impact potential is far-reaching.Free trials on Apple App Store.

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Jeep, Router, and Wifi: CAUZ THIS VEHICLE EQUIPPED WITH JEEP 2 4 6 R MILLENNIAL ANTI-THEFT DEVICE Ok, Frank. Tell me all about your sophisticated 6-speed manual gearbox while i fix your WIFI router.

Ok, Frank. Tell me all about your sophisticated 6-speed manual gearbox while i fix your WIFI router.

Jeep, Router, and Wifi: CAUZ THIS VEHICLE EQUIPPED WITH JEEP 2 4 6 R MILLENNIAL ANTI-THEFT DEVICE Ok, Frank. Tell me all about your sophisticated 6-speed manual gearbox while i fix your WIFI router.

Ok, Frank. Tell me all about your sophisticated 6-speed manual gearbox while i fix your WIFI router.

Google, Memes, and Gmail: Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: Screams]

Google, Memes, and Millennials: CAUZ THIS VEHICLE EQUIPPED WITH JEEP 2 4 6 R MILLENNIAL ANTI-THEFT DEVICE Millennials could probably figure it out. They will google it on the very same device baby boomers can't figure out. Roasted

Millennials could probably figure it out. They will google it on the very same device baby boomers can't figure out. Roasted

Dank, Jeep, and Anti: CAUZ THIS VEHICLE EQUIPPED WITH JEEP 2 4 6R MILLENNIAL ANTI-THEFT DEVICE

Bluetooth, Iphone, and Memes: "Bro gib mal bitte." Starterpack 9:41 Settings Personal Hotspot Personal Hotspot Now Discoverable Other users can look for your shared network using Wi- Fi and Bluetooth under the name John's iPhone starterpacksde Wi-Fi Password O TO CONNECT USING WI-F 1 Choose "John's iPhone" from the Wi-Fi settings on your computer or other device 2 Enter the password when prompted. BSTARTERPACKS STARTERPACKS. DE

God, Access, and Dice: Dice Funk @austinyorski HUGE plot hole in reality: every person carries around a device with access to the totality of human knowledge and yet people are constantly wrong about everything. God dammit people

God dammit people

Hair, Water, and Device: LIKE MATHS DYE MY HAIR bottle, so I must be an explosive device I'm a water ATTENTION I want to hydrate, not detonate!

I want to hydrate, not detonate!

Fuck, Photo, and Device: YOU vouLoN'T STEAL A MEAE Photo saved to this device Re: Fuck Jerry.

Re: Fuck Jerry.

Girls, True, and Tumblr: eSean Oroni @seaa oroni Today I helped push a random girls car from an illegal spot 40' down to a legal spot to avoid a tow. The car worked fine. We had to push it bo none of the 8 people around us could blow a O and she had a dui device. It was truly the most Wisconsin form of midwestern hospitality. awesomacious: True hospitality

awesomacious: True hospitality

Police, Chinese, and Hong Kong: ati WWI Hand Grenade Mistaken For Potato Found In Chinese Chips Factory By Marco Margaritoff Published February 4, 2019 The century-old grenade was still functional and Hong Kong police had to quickly detonate the device in an abandoned alley Hong Kong Police Force The grenade, mid-explosion, in a Hong Kong alley. Forbidden Potato!

Forbidden Potato!

Google, Memes, and Tumblr: Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: Screams 30-minute-memes: who even uses that

30-minute-memes: who even uses that

Google, Gmail, and Gmail Account: Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: Screams who even uses that

who even uses that

Girls, Today, and Wisconsin: eSean Oroni @seaa oroni Today I helped push a random girls car from an illegal spot 40' down to a legal spot to avoid a tow. The car worked fine. We had to push it bo none of the 8 people around us could blow a O and she had a dui device. It was truly the most Wisconsin form of midwestern hospitality. Wholesome

Wholesome

Girls, True, and Today: eSean Oroni @seaa oroni Today I helped push a random girls car from an illegal spot 40' down to a legal spot to avoid a tow. The car worked fine. We had to push it bo none of the 8 people around us could blow a O and she had a dui device. It was truly the most Wisconsin form of midwestern hospitality. True hospitality

True hospitality

Girls, True, and Today: eSean Oroni @seaa oroni Today I helped push a random girls car from an illegal spot 40' down to a legal spot to avoid a tow. The car worked fine. We had to push it bo none of the 8 people around us could blow a O and she had a dui device. It was truly the most Wisconsin form of midwestern hospitality. True hospitality

True hospitality

Google, Gmail, and Gmail Account: Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: 0 Screams Who are you???

Who are you???

Dank, Google, and Memes: Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: Screams who even uses that by Dwez1337 MORE MEMES

who even uses that by Dwez1337 MORE MEMES

Google, Gmail, and Gmail Account: Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: Screams who even uses that

who even uses that

Google, Memes, and Gmail: Me: *logs into Gmail account with different device* Google: Screams who even uses that via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2GkKOKC

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Alive, America, and Bbb: did you know? On NielsenPanel.org you can get paid to use the internet like you normally do! Nielsen, the company that does TV ratings, now measures the popularity of websites and online videos To do that, they'll truly pay you just to #1: Install their app on your smartphone or computer, #2: Use the internet the same as you normally do, and #3: GET PAID. It's that easy! Nielsen gathers data anonymously and it won't slow down your device. Room on the panel is limited but they're still accepting new members now. nielsen PHOTO: NIELSEN DID YOU KNOW? moneypets: lazyproblems: collegehackable: zarb: It takes like 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is the real deal so I’m pretty excited about this. They’re already paying people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine comps…. I’M LIVING IN 3019 Reblogging to save a bank account Nielsen is absolutely amazing and I completely vouch for them! They have an A+ BBB rating and they’ve been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations peopled listened to, then getting into TV ratings, and now they measure the popularity of websites and online videos! So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. What a time to be alive indeed. Pro-tip: to make the most money, you guys should Join the Nielsen panel on your computer AND your phone because they pay for each device that you connect. You can expect to earn about $50 per device this year and you can win up to $1000 in one month during their monthly sweepstakes! In addition to regular rewards, Nielsen gives away $10,000 each month. All you have to do is keep the Nielsen app installed on your computer and you’ll be entered into the sweepstakes. Top prize earners take home $1,000 each, and 400 people win cash prizes. To everyone worried about what data they collect, this is from their website: TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, and how much time you spend on these sites. They NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. So if you could use some extra cash, you honestly have nothing to lose! For once in your life, get paid for your browsing history rather than other people getting paid for it. IN 2019 WE LIVE IN 3019 Signal boost. This works in a bunch of places! You can sign up for Nielsen from America (Computer or Smartphone) Canada (Homescan panel) Germany (Computer or Smartphone) United Kingdom (Computer only) Italy (Computer or Smartphone) Australia (Smartphone only) New Zealand (Computer only) Hong Kong (Smartphone only) Switzerland (Homescan panel) Finland (Homescan panel) Portugal (Homescan panel) Spain (Homescan panel)

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Crazy, Fucking, and Love: Kylo Bean @favomancer Follow Hey, literature folks. Have y'all noticed that people are using kennings again? I mean, sea pancake, danger noodle, sea roomba How's that different from describing the sea as the whale-road or gannet's bath? THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME. I love kennings 1:05 PM - 18 May 2018 1,212 Retweets 3,800 Likes achtervulgan315: allthingslinguistic: Hey, literature folks. Have y'all noticed that people are using kennings again? I mean, sea pancake, danger noodle, sea roomba. How’s that different from describing the sea as the whale-road or gannet’s bath? THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME. I love kennings. - Kylo Bean on twitter What’s really cool is that these kennings accomplish nearly the exact opposite of classical kennings. Sea Pancake and Danger Noodle and Sea Roomba function as familiarizers or diminutives—they make the actual thing seem friendlier and more local. Classic kennings like Whale-Road and Gannet’s Bath function as a way to make the mundane and normal more epic and dramatic and cool… It’s crazy how the same device, with thousands of years of separation, are used for nearly opposite purposes!

achtervulgan315: allthingslinguistic: Hey, literature folks. Have y'all noticed that people are using kennings again? I mean, sea pancake...

Chill, Google, and Memes: Me: "logs into gmail on another device Google security: Chill out Google 😂

Chill out Google 😂

Bad, Fucking, and God: diamondblocc look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it's so fucking random. what is this. who thought "let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let's make him kill god" what the fuck gengarprotectionsquad i'd hate to ruin the enigma by explaining this but i pretty much inadvertently witnessed the entire buildup to it and if i don't explain it now i'll never get the chance to in one of the more recent scooby-doo movies, there's a plot device where shaggy turns into a hyper-competent badass whenever he hears the word "bad" thanks to some hypnotherapy shenanigans, and in one particular scene he kicks the shit out of this one biker gang. along comes a meme edit of that scene where the joke is that shaggy went Ultra Instinct as is the internet, that joke gets tossed along and snowballs from "shaggy went Ultra Instinct" to "shaggy can solo the DBZ-verse" to "shaggy can defeat thanos" to "shaggy is the most physically capable character in all of fiction" in a couple years it culminates and suddenly resurfaces as "the very concept of shaggy holds unknowable power, to the point where even just taking up the role of him is hazardous to this reality" this post again, but with an addition

this post again, but with an addition

Bad, Click, and Facetime: Andy Baio @waxpancake 15 h Want to see a really bad bug? You can FaceTime any iOS device running 12.1 and listen in remotely-WITHOUT THE OTHER PERSON ANSWERING THE CALL. (via @bzamayo) Conversation with r Major FaceTime bug lets you hear the audio of the person you are calling, 9to5mac.com 619 t11,6K 13,7K Andy Baio @waxpancake 1. Start a FaceTime video call 2. While it's still ringing, swipe up from the bottom of the screen an click "Add Person." 3. Add your own phone number to the call You'll now be able to hear the microphone from the other device even if the owner is nowhere nearby Nice little bug, no biggie

Nice little bug, no biggie

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