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Diabetic: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN sO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITHA BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED of only they taught beauty class like this Best description of sugar scrub ever.
Diabetic: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders
 ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN
 SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR
 NOTEPAD
 THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW
 YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I
 KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE
 FUCKERS
 YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT
 YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN
 THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM
 TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A
 NEWBORN
 sO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND
 SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND
 MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART
 OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL
 BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO
 SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL
 THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR
 MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU
 WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM
 SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
 NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED
 PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITHA BUBBLE
 BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND
 SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS
 VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE
 NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND
 SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A
 HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER
 THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near
 your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really
 important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way
 its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR
 HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS
 WORKING
 NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU
 HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN
 EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN
 BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF
 BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
 GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT
 WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF
 YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS
 CLASS DISMISSED
 of only they taught beauty class like this
Best description of sugar scrub ever.

Best description of sugar scrub ever.

Diabetic: When you wish your diabetic kid "sweet dreams" by accident 饾槏饾槹饾槶饾槶饾槹饾樃 饾槷饾樅 饾槜饾槳饾槸饾樀饾槮饾槼饾槮饾槾饾樀! 鈫 饾槫饾槱饾槮饾槼饾槼饾樅饾槱饾槩饾槳饾槼饾槮饾槬
Diabetic: When you wish your diabetic kid
 "sweet dreams" by accident
饾槏饾槹饾槶饾槶饾槹饾樃 饾槷饾樅 饾槜饾槳饾槸饾樀饾槮饾槼饾槮饾槾饾樀! 鈫 饾槫饾槱饾槮饾槼饾槼饾樅饾槱饾槩饾槳饾槼饾槮饾槬

饾槏饾槹饾槶饾槶饾槹饾樃 饾槷饾樅 饾槜饾槳饾槸饾樀饾槮饾槼饾槮饾槾饾樀! 鈫 饾槫饾槱饾槮饾槼饾槼饾樅饾槱饾槩饾槳饾槼饾槮饾槬

Diabetic: Sprint LTE 8:17 PM * 31%(10 Home (3) Active now This might seem Hey totally random but I'm curious. What do you know about Pure Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis? Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is byproduct of your body burning through fat. Once the fat is gone it starts burning your protein. Which is what your muscles and organs are made of. People who do the keto diet have to replace what is lost by the diet. That's why it's so fatty and protein based. People who are on it for too long can have kidney, liver heart, lung, and muscle damage Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die from I don't diet. I portion control and eat healthy. Carbs are necessary for proper bodily functions. As a nurse you should know that. Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% @ } Home (3) Active now Hey girl, you seem to be really knowledgeable about this which is really awesome! Let me connect you with my friend Christen. She's a nurse and she has been drinking ketones for a really long time! She would totally be able to answer any questions you have. Are you open to that? Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information Sprint LTE 9:02 PM * 25% KHome (3) ctive Do you know what diabetic ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from ketones. I was in the icu and almost died from it. My body was shutting down and if my friend wouldn't have brought me to the Er I would have gone into cardiac arrest and died at home with no help. I'm not the person to sell that stuff to. I can pull up numerous articles that actually have real statistics and medical proof backing up what this fad diet does to the human body. Liver failure, kidney failure, blindness, amputations of extremities, heart failure, neuropathy, and much much more. No one wants people researching this information because they are capitalizing on permanent damage and death for their own financial gain. People blindly start these diets without researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. I Sprint LTE 鈥 9:12 PM 銈* 23% a KHome (2) C0 Active now researching them. It will take years off of the lives of a lot of people and that means less time with the ones they love. I do not advocate the diet. But thank you for trying. Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two totally different things. We are actually born in ketosis and stay that way until we are introduced to a traditional American diet. I totally respect your opinion though They are not. Ask a doctor like I did. Google it actually. Ketones put your body into a state of ketoacidosis Which is exactly what causes all of that. Americans need to stop eating processed foods and eating healthy. Plus getting up and being active is important to a balanced and healthy lifestyle. Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated. Sprint LTE 9:21 PM Home (2) Active now Americans are fooled by what's advertised and what's easy. As a consumer, it is our responsibility to be educated https:/thcliphd.com/video clip-516648776d4f4243676f464 5 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080, Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis thcliphd.com I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck away. I thought you'd get that shit with the first response. Go away. Far away. 00鍥0 Aa Gotta love MLM's
Diabetic: Sprint LTE
 8:17 PM
 * 31%(10
 Home (3)
 Active now
 This might seem
 Hey
 totally random but I'm curious.
 What do you know about Pure
 Therapeutic Ketones and ketosis?
 Hey! I am diabetic. Ketones is
 byproduct of your body burning
 through fat. Once the fat is gone it
 starts burning your protein. Which is
 what your muscles and organs are
 made of. People who do the keto diet
 have to replace what is lost by the
 diet. That's why it's so fatty and
 protein based. People who are on it
 for too long can have kidney, liver
 heart, lung, and muscle damage
 Ketosis is what a lot of diabetic die
 from
 I don't diet. I portion control and eat
 healthy.
 Carbs are necessary for proper
 bodily functions.
 As a nurse you should know that.

 Sprint LTE
 9:02 PM
 * 25% @ }
 Home (3)
 Active now
 Hey girl, you seem to be really
 knowledgeable about this which is
 really awesome! Let me connect
 you with my friend Christen. She's
 a nurse and she has been drinking
 ketones for a really long time! She
 would totally be able to answer
 any questions you have. Are you
 open to that?
 Do you know what diabetic
 ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
 ketones. I was in the icu and almost
 died from it. My body was shutting
 down and if my friend wouldn't have
 brought me to the Er I would have
 gone into cardiac arrest and died at
 home with no help. I'm not the
 person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
 up numerous articles that actually
 have real statistics and medical proof
 backing up what this fad diet does to
 the human body. Liver failure, kidney
 failure, blindness, amputations of
 extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
 and much much more. No one wants
 people researching this information

 Sprint LTE
 9:02 PM
 * 25%
 KHome (3) ctive
 Do you know what diabetic
 ketoacidosis is? I do. And it's from
 ketones. I was in the icu and almost
 died from it. My body was shutting
 down and if my friend wouldn't have
 brought me to the Er I would have
 gone into cardiac arrest and died at
 home with no help. I'm not the
 person to sell that stuff to. I can pull
 up numerous articles that actually
 have real statistics and medical proof
 backing up what this fad diet does to
 the human body. Liver failure, kidney
 failure, blindness, amputations of
 extremities, heart failure, neuropathy,
 and much much more. No one wants
 people researching this information
 because they are capitalizing on
 permanent damage and death for
 their own financial gain. People
 blindly start these diets without
 researching them. It will take years
 off of the lives of a lot of people and
 that means less time with the ones
 they love. I do not advocate the diet.
 But thank you for trying.

 I Sprint LTE 鈥
 9:12 PM
 銈* 23%
 a
 KHome (2)
 C0
 Active now
 researching them. It will take years
 off of the lives of a lot of people and
 that means less time with the ones
 they love. I do not advocate the diet.
 But thank you for trying.
 Ketosis and ketoacidosis are two
 totally different things. We are
 actually born in ketosis and stay
 that way until we are introduced to
 a traditional American diet. I totally
 respect your opinion though
 They are not. Ask a doctor like I did.
 Google it actually. Ketones put your
 body into a state of ketoacidosis
 Which is exactly what causes all of
 that. Americans need to stop eating
 processed foods and eating healthy.
 Plus getting up and being active is
 important to a
 balanced and healthy lifestyle.
 Americans are fooled by what's
 advertised and what's easy. As a
 consumer, it is our responsibility to
 be educated.

 Sprint LTE
 9:21 PM
 Home (2)
 Active now
 Americans are fooled by what's
 advertised and what's easy. As a
 consumer, it is our responsibility to
 be educated
 https:/thcliphd.com/video
 clip-516648776d4f4243676f464
 5
 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis
 Clip Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video
 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis, video clip
 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 720
 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis 1080,
 Ketosis vs Diabetic Ketoacidosis
 thcliphd.com
 I don't care. Shut up and go the fuck
 away. I thought you'd get that shit
 with the first response. Go away. Far
 away.
 00鍥0 Aa
Gotta love MLM's

Gotta love MLM's

Diabetic: Chico is 15 and diabetic but boy does he love a belly rub
Diabetic: Chico is 15 and diabetic but boy does he love a belly rub

Chico is 15 and diabetic but boy does he love a belly rub

Diabetic: dick-rider-dave-strider: strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH. NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE. NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat reference
Diabetic: dick-rider-dave-strider:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGESthanks for the tip karkat

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Diabetic: hou 300kcal 41,200 kcal TOmin +1200kcal RGER KIN 9GAG.COM Forever Alone with 9GAG.COM skeletonmug: duckbunny: kate-wisehart: drtanner-sfw: rikakuuma: vulnerate: the-exercist: dreamofunconsciousness: the-exercist: my-way-to-get-skinny: Still hungry? Absolutely! The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I鈥檓 active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500. Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It鈥檚 a great value, especially if I don鈥檛 have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals! The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That鈥檚 exactly what I鈥檇 need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad. Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it鈥檚 still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult鈥檚 daily needs.聽 Don鈥檛 let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you鈥檇 probably be dead by now. 1200 empty calories in a meal next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that鈥檚 it. you鈥檒l have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal.聽 so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes聽35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company鈥檚 nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn鈥檛 a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible. Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don鈥檛 use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop. 鈥淪o don鈥檛 use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.鈥 I want that and variations of that on t shirts. damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist. THIS A GOOD POST I鈥檝e reblogged this again but I feel like it needs to be SAID again. Also someone needs to please come drive me to burger king and buy me a burger. Pretty please? I am diabetic, and the only thing that would give me pause is the drink. If that鈥檚 a diet soda, then it鈥檚 all fine. I mean sure, white bread isn鈥檛 the best possible thing, but it is the kind I mostly eat, and fried potatoes are basically OK because they鈥檙e starch, not simple sugar. Fries and a burger are better for me and more predictable than fruit. Fruit is a wild gamble. This meal - assuming diet soda - is one I can dose for. (I am diabetic because autoimmune conditions run in my family, and my pancreas has been randomly targeted for death by my immune system. Diet didn鈥檛 cause it and couldn鈥檛 have prevented it. Do not tell me I鈥檓 sick because I eat wrong. I鈥檓 alive because I eat.) We also need to ditch the idea that there is any such thing as food that is just聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥. Presumably what people mean by that is that the only nutritional value something gives you is it鈥檚 calorific content.聽 The only foods that do that are things that are literally pure sugar. If you are eating pure sugar then yes you are only getting calories in the form of short chain carbohydrates/sugars that are broken down into glucose quickly. But for some people and in some instances that鈥檚 not a bad thing.聽 鈥渆mpty calories鈥 aren鈥檛 morally or even nutritionally bad. Sometimes that鈥檚 what our body needs -聽 a quick injection of glucose and calories for energy. Honestly I would rather glug a glucose drink like lucozade than a high caffeine聽鈥渆nergy drink鈥 when I am tired and need a boost any day of the week. But when people apply the聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥 thing to actual foods that aren鈥檛 pure sugar it is just inaccurate and frustrating. I mean, let鈥檚 take a step up from pure sugar and mix it with a fat in order to make buttercream frosting. If you at a spoon full of that it wouldn鈥檛 be聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥. Sure it is a high sugar content so you are getting a high number of calories per spoonful and they are short chain carbohydrates so it鈥檚 not lasting energy but it鈥檚 still vital energy. But you are also ingesting fat. Fat isn鈥檛 bad for you, we need fats in our diet. It鈥檚 not a聽鈥渆mpty calorie鈥 it鈥檚 a vital part of how our body works. OK let鈥檚 look at something more sensible, a burger bun. Just he bun mind you, not even a complete meal like a full on burger. Even white bread contains a lot of nutrients which are useful to your body. You are going to be getting a mixture of carbohydrates both short and long so your body will have ongoing energy. Even white flour contains some proteins and trace minerals such as iron. There鈥檚 small amounts of fat, and salt in there too. Certainly not an聽鈥渆mpty calorie鈥 - quite a lo of useful stuff for your body. But please for the love of fluffy kittens stop thinking that聽鈥渃alories鈥 are discrete magical food particles which are in some way separate from the things which actually make up our food. Food is pretty complex and our bodies even more so. We need calories, we also make use of a lot of different things that are found in all sorts of food.聽 Remember that a calorie is a unit of measurement to show how much energy something produces. Calorie content is calculated literally by burning food. A calorie isn鈥檛 a nutrient in the same way as carbohydrates, proteins, amino acids, fats and minerals are.聽A food item isn鈥檛 made up of calories. It is made up of molecules of carbs, fats proteins and so on. It is the burning of those that gives us calorie content. If something has calories then it HAS to have other nutritional content in order to physically exist even if that content is just short chain carbohydrates.聽 Unless somebody is only eating pure sugar they aren鈥檛 eating聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥.聽
Diabetic: hou
 300kcal
 41,200 kcal
 TOmin
 +1200kcal
 RGER
 KIN
 9GAG.COM
 Forever Alone with 9GAG.COM
skeletonmug:
duckbunny:

kate-wisehart:

drtanner-sfw:

rikakuuma:

vulnerate:

the-exercist:

dreamofunconsciousness:

the-exercist:

my-way-to-get-skinny:

Still hungry?

Absolutely!
The average active adult needs 2,000 calories per day in order to function in a safe and healthy manner. If I鈥檓 active to the point where I consistently run 1+ hour every day, then it is far more likely that my caloric needs are around 2,400-2,500.
Considering that, a meal of 1,200 calories would perfectly suit my needs. It would supply roughly half of my calorie requirements, which is a God-send since a fast food meal is relatively cheap. It鈥檚 a great value, especially if I don鈥檛 have much time to cook or have the resources to prepare my own meals!
The average burger is going to supply me with significant protein and carbs. That鈥檚 exactly what I鈥檇 need in order to build more muscle and have enough energy to make it through a workout. Even the sugar within the meal can be beneficial in supplying me with a boost of energy and can stop me from feeling hungry for a prolonged period of time. Not half bad.
Is this the most healthy meal known to man? Of course not. But it鈥檚 still a very reasonable deal and the calorie count is well within the average adult鈥檚 daily needs.聽
Don鈥檛 let calories scare you! You need them. If you were capable of burning off an entire meal within the hour, you鈥檇 probably be dead by now.

1200 empty calories in a meal
next to no nutrition. all the calories are sugar and fat. that鈥檚 it. you鈥檒l have no energy and have glucose spikes in your blood because the lack of fiber because of the lack of complex carbs. this is diabetes in a meal.聽
so no, you should not be hungry for diabetes

Nutritionally, this BK meal contains roughly 28g of protein and 3g of dietary fiber. It potentially also includes聽35% of our Vitamin C daily requirements, 2% Vitamin A, 12% calcium, and 27% iron. Of the 1,010 calories (that I could verify directly from the company鈥檚 nutritional information guide), only 410 are from fat. That isn鈥檛 a terribly significant amount of fat, in the long run, nor are the nutrients small enough to be viewed as negligible.
Eating this will not cause you to get diabetes. Eating this meal is perfectly fine if you do have diabetes, as long as you are able to adjust your insulin intake accordingly. So don鈥檛 use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.

鈥淪o don鈥檛 use an illness as your debate point - Diabetic people are not a prop.鈥 I want that and variations of that on t shirts.

damn, man. Someone just got completely schooled by a nutritionist.

THIS A GOOD POST


I鈥檝e reblogged this again but I feel like it needs to be SAID again. Also someone needs to please come drive me to burger king and buy me a burger. Pretty please?


I am diabetic, and the only thing that would give me pause is the drink. If that鈥檚 a diet soda, then it鈥檚 all fine. I mean sure, white bread isn鈥檛 the best possible thing, but it is the kind I mostly eat, and fried potatoes are basically OK because they鈥檙e starch, not simple sugar.
Fries and a burger are better for me and more predictable than fruit. Fruit is a wild gamble. This meal - assuming diet soda - is one I can dose for.
(I am diabetic because autoimmune conditions run in my family, and my pancreas has been randomly targeted for death by my immune system. Diet didn鈥檛 cause it and couldn鈥檛 have prevented it. Do not tell me I鈥檓 sick because I eat wrong. I鈥檓 alive because I eat.)

We also need to ditch the idea that there is any such thing as food that is just聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥. Presumably what people mean by that is that the only nutritional value something gives you is it鈥檚 calorific content.聽
The only foods that do that are things that are literally pure sugar. If you are eating pure sugar then yes you are only getting calories in the form of short chain carbohydrates/sugars that are broken down into glucose quickly. But for some people and in some instances that鈥檚 not a bad thing.聽
鈥渆mpty calories鈥 aren鈥檛 morally or even nutritionally bad. Sometimes that鈥檚 what our body needs -聽 a quick injection of glucose and calories for energy. Honestly I would rather glug a glucose drink like lucozade than a high caffeine聽鈥渆nergy drink鈥 when I am tired and need a boost any day of the week.
But when people apply the聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥 thing to actual foods that aren鈥檛 pure sugar it is just inaccurate and frustrating. I mean, let鈥檚 take a step up from pure sugar and mix it with a fat in order to make buttercream frosting. If you at a spoon full of that it wouldn鈥檛 be聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥. Sure it is a high sugar content so you are getting a high number of calories per spoonful and they are short chain carbohydrates so it鈥檚 not lasting energy but it鈥檚 still vital energy. But you are also ingesting fat. Fat isn鈥檛 bad for you, we need fats in our diet. It鈥檚 not a聽鈥渆mpty calorie鈥 it鈥檚 a vital part of how our body works.
OK let鈥檚 look at something more sensible, a burger bun. Just he bun mind you, not even a complete meal like a full on burger. Even white bread contains a lot of nutrients which are useful to your body. You are going to be getting a mixture of carbohydrates both short and long so your body will have ongoing energy. Even white flour contains some proteins and trace minerals such as iron. There鈥檚 small amounts of fat, and salt in there too. Certainly not an聽鈥渆mpty calorie鈥 - quite a lo of useful stuff for your body.
But please for the love of fluffy kittens stop thinking that聽鈥渃alories鈥 are discrete magical food particles which are in some way separate from the things which actually make up our food. Food is pretty complex and our bodies even more so. We need calories, we also make use of a lot of different things that are found in all sorts of food.聽
Remember that a calorie is a unit of measurement to show how much energy something produces. Calorie content is calculated literally by burning food. A calorie isn鈥檛 a nutrient in the same way as carbohydrates, proteins, amino acids, fats and minerals are.聽A food item isn鈥檛 made up of calories. It is made up of molecules of carbs, fats proteins and so on. It is the burning of those that gives us calorie content. If something has calories then it HAS to have other nutritional content in order to physically exist even if that content is just short chain carbohydrates.聽
Unless somebody is only eating pure sugar they aren鈥檛 eating聽鈥渆mpty calories鈥.聽

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Diabetic: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KKNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKNG WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIE銆丮IX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED, REAL NAKED PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAY JAY PITS DONT FUCKING CARE NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS ust dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKN BUT ITS ALL GREY RINSE OF THAT ONLY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN A NT NO SLIP-N-SUIDE GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the ip karkat My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming IM A FUCKING GODDESS Quagmire
Diabetic: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT
 OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
 THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KKNOW YOUVE
 SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND
 THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
 YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU
 WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE
 OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT
 TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
 SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKNG WHITE SUGAR AND SOME
 CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT
 SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT
 MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY
 USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO
 FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF
 VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL
 WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIE銆丮IX IT UP REALLY GOOD
 MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH
 NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED, REAL NAKED
 PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH
 TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE
 WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAY JAY PITS
 DONT FUCKING CARE
 NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT
 ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB TAKE A HANDFUL OF
 THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF
 YOURS ust dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this
 in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does
 not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP
 RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD
 BECAUSE ITS WORKING
 NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE
 AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO
 GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKN BUT ITS ALL GREY
 RINSE OF THAT ONLY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN A NT NO
 SLIP-N-SUIDE
 GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS
 ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR
 PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS
 DISMISSED
 VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
 thanks for the ip karkat
 My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming
 IM A FUCKING GODDESS
Quagmire

Quagmire

Diabetic: work theater ab a movie and when sklnny biEches order diet, coke.laive them regular. Wahahahaha pomrania: fibrochemist: iambloggingthat: tired-philosopher: prismatic-bell: trickstersgambit: greenteamoon: 40yodater: fiaspice: carnistprivilege: evilythedwarf: untapdtreasure: willowfae82: minnigem: iopele: obstinate-nocturna: sailornightfury: toboldlygowherethewinchestersare: classykatelyn: housebuiltbyghosts: kimchicutie: acorn-burglar: theforcekeepers: DO NOT DO THIS. This makes me so angry. If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you. My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic. When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die. If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded. Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing. Please signal boost this so people know. This also applies to baristas Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.聽 I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte. 5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the 鈥淥h! time to poop!鈥 kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I鈥檝e had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a 鈥減retentious white girl for wanting soy鈥漚nd so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it. Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm. So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or聽鈥淪kinny鈥 or聽鈥渟oy鈥 or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!聽 also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.聽 I have Celiac Disease, so I鈥檓 very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).聽 Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn鈥檛 think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time. But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less). Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that鈥檚 hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal. So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don鈥檛 just disregard someone鈥檚 order. It鈥檚 not funny and it can have serious consequences. I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone. Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn鈥檛 enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that鈥檚 serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence. My youngest cousin 鈥 who is now five, he just started kindergarten 鈥 has Celiac鈥檚 disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I鈥檝e heard my aunt say she鈥檚 ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress鈥檚 eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin 鈥 my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back.Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off. I cannot tolerate caffeine鈥搃t makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I鈥檓 out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying聽鈥渋s this decaf like I asked for?鈥 I always say聽鈥渙h, did I remember to order decaf?鈥 I shouldn鈥檛 have to act like I鈥檓 the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there鈥檚 any hesitation when they answer, I tell them,聽鈥渋f there鈥檚 any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water鈥搃f this is regular, it鈥檒l mess up my heart鈥 and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.聽 but I shouldn鈥檛 HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER! I鈥檝e reblogged this maaaany times before but there鈥檚 a few new stories on here so i鈥檓 doing it again. cut this shit out don鈥檛 be that kind of asshole. As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn鈥檛 mean they don鈥檛 have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn鈥檛 mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS! Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that鈥檚 fine.So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can鈥檛 breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died.They probably didn鈥檛 mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED. i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can鈥檛 tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn鈥檛 notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it鈥檚 not that hard. Reblogging because it鈥檚 so important. I鈥檓 鈥渓ucky鈥 I don鈥檛 have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a 鈥渨hite girl diet fad鈥. 90% of people don鈥檛 take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I鈥檓 allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it鈥檚 just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don鈥檛 give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It鈥檚 no miracle, specially if I didn鈥檛 take other meds before. When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them! Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!聽 I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn鈥檛 even make it home from the聽鈥渁ccidental鈥 whole milk instead of skim.聽 I鈥檓 super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn鈥檛 believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it鈥檚 so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice. I鈥檓 allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can鈥檛 count how many times I鈥檝e had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it. Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick. I actually have customers who say they鈥檒l only eat at my restaurant when I鈥檓 there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in聽鈥淚 will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,鈥 if someone says the words 鈥淚 have an allergy.鈥 I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was聽鈥淚 guess you shouldn鈥檛 change your gloves 鈥 . ?鈥 On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there鈥檚 a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you鈥檙e moving as fast as we do, I鈥檒l open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there鈥檚 a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you鈥檝e never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don鈥檛 play around. Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you鈥檙e a complete asshole I won鈥檛 risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don鈥檛 do it. If someone鈥檚 a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don鈥檛 play with their health. DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a person鈥檚 life. Don鈥檛 be a dick, give the person what they ordered This is why turning legitimate illness into fad is stupid! You鈥檙e fucking killing people. Just don鈥檛 be a dick. Seriously, if you hate a customer, just badmouth them once they鈥檙e gone, or give them the finger under the counter; you鈥檒l get just as much satisfaction, and you won鈥檛 run the risk of accidentally killing someone.
Diabetic: work
 theater
 ab a movie
 and when sklnny biEches
 order diet, coke.laive them
 regular. Wahahahaha
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DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.

This also applies to baristas

Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.聽
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the 鈥淥h! time to poop!鈥 kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I鈥檝e had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a 鈥減retentious white girl for wanting soy鈥漚nd so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or聽鈥淪kinny鈥 or聽鈥渟oy鈥 or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death

also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!!聽
also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this.聽

I have Celiac Disease, so I鈥檓 very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw).聽
Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn鈥檛 think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time. 
But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less). 
Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that鈥檚 hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.
So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don鈥檛 just disregard someone鈥檚 order. It鈥檚 not funny and it can have serious consequences. 

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn鈥檛 enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that鈥檚 serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

My youngest cousin 鈥 who is now five, he just started kindergarten 鈥 has Celiac鈥檚 disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I鈥檝e heard my aunt say she鈥檚 ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress鈥檚 eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin 鈥 my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back.Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

I cannot tolerate caffeine鈥搃t makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I鈥檓 out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying聽鈥渋s this decaf like I asked for?鈥 I always say聽鈥渙h, did I remember to order decaf?鈥 I shouldn鈥檛 have to act like I鈥檓 the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there鈥檚 any hesitation when they answer, I tell them,聽鈥渋f there鈥檚 any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water鈥搃f this is regular, it鈥檒l mess up my heart鈥 and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one.聽
but I shouldn鈥檛 HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!

I鈥檝e reblogged this maaaany times before but there鈥檚 a few new stories on here so i鈥檓 doing it again.
cut this shit out

don鈥檛 be that kind of asshole. 

As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn鈥檛 mean they don鈥檛 have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn鈥檛 mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS! 

Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that鈥檚 fine.So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can鈥檛 breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me.  I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died.They probably didn鈥檛 mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.

i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can鈥檛 tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn鈥檛 notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it鈥檚 not that hard.

Reblogging because it鈥檚 so important. I鈥檓 鈥渓ucky鈥 I don鈥檛 have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a 鈥渨hite girl diet fad鈥.
90% of people don鈥檛 take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I鈥檓 allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it鈥檚 just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don鈥檛 give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It鈥檚 no miracle, specially if I didn鈥檛 take other meds before.
When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!

Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important!聽
I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn鈥檛 even make it home from the聽鈥渁ccidental鈥 whole milk instead of skim.聽


I鈥檓 super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn鈥檛 believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it鈥檚 so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.


I鈥檓 allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can鈥檛 count how many times I鈥檝e had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.
Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.

I actually have customers who say they鈥檒l only eat at my restaurant when I鈥檓 there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in聽鈥淚 will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,鈥 if someone says the words 鈥淚 have an allergy.鈥 I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was聽鈥淚 guess you shouldn鈥檛 change your gloves 鈥 . ?鈥 On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there鈥檚 a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you鈥檙e moving as fast as we do, I鈥檒l open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there鈥檚 a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you鈥檝e never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don鈥檛 play around.


Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you鈥檙e a complete asshole I won鈥檛 risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don鈥檛 do it. If someone鈥檚 a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don鈥檛 play with their health.


DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E

Reblogging this again because it is important. Doing the right thing has no cost but doing the wrong thing can cost a person鈥檚 life. Don鈥檛 be a dick, give the person what they ordered


This is why turning legitimate illness into fad is stupid! You鈥檙e fucking killing people. Just don鈥檛 be a dick.

Seriously, if you hate a customer, just badmouth them once they鈥檙e gone, or give them the finger under the counter; you鈥檒l get just as much satisfaction, and you won鈥檛 run the risk of accidentally killing someone.

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