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Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her place and you notice some red flags but you play it off cuz you're trying to get your dick wet teel very welcome here. When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so I’ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly it’s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if she’s on her period that week? I don’t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesn’t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.
Ass, Beautiful, and Bitch: When she takes you back to her
 place and you notice some red
 flags but you play it off cuz you're
 trying to get your dick wet
 teel very welcome here.
When you trying to catch some soul snatching, toes curling, meat coiling. Metal twisting, ducks flapping, cows chirping, ball jiggling , nipples burning head nothing can come in the way. If I had a choice between answering grandpa Dales life alert call or that 2am you up text, Ima be excavating that pussy like the Miranda trench. I nut quick so I’ll be back in time to assist with his life alert. I hate sex. No honestly it’s complicated. You gotta find a apropoate time, place, what if she’s on her period that week? I don’t bang with that blood shit. Not to mention feelings can be caught like receivers, stds transferred like a bus ride, and hope crushed like a cervix. When them beautiful ebony cheeks spread and that feeling of paradise cause her walls to talk. Color coordinated and all that was a pipe dream. When there was chocolate mud cake waiting for me. Me, being the genuine guy that I am. Notified this girl there was shit in her ass. Bitch dead giggled and said stop lien. This probably the worse times for me to play 2 truths and a lie. What do you do when she doesn’t believe you? What you think I did? I love finger painting. When life gives you lemon make lemonade.

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Anaconda, Bad, and Birthday: RI 111 669 9:00 PM Today Do You Still have this item for sale??Dell Inspiron i7347 2-in-1 Laptop$400.00 8:24 PM I sure do 8:25 PM Alright am so glad you replied back,but first i want to know the present condition of the item and final asking price?? 8:25 PM It's been my daily use laptop for the past year or so, so the only "defect" is a small chip in the paint beside the TAB key. And, I could go down to $375 l suppose. 8:27 PM Thanks for your swift response, i want it shipped to my cousin outside of Canada as a birthday gift,i will pay you $450 and additional $100 for shipping cost, i hope that this is real and not a scam, do you have a PayPal account?? 8:28 PM I don't, no. 8:31 PM Ok, can you set up a PayPal account its free and easy to use also %100 safe and secure and best option for online shopping OK? 8:32 PM I'm not to sure, to be honest. I'm not willing to go along with the whole thing where you send me a false PayPal receipt via a temp email, claiming the funds will be unlocked once I send you a copy of the shipping receipt, and then promptly fall off the face of the earth Apologies if this is legit--But this seems waaaaay too sketchy to go along with 8:34 PM nter message Send RIγƒžΒ·1111 65% . 9:05 PM Today Hello is the Dell laptop still available for sale? Sent from my Verizon 8:29 PM It is, yes 8:31 PM what is your best offer at the moment Sent from my Verizon 8:35 PM The only offer I've got was $450 from a very obvious PayPal scammer lol 8:35 PM Not sure if your/my connection was bad but that call was completely inaudible 8:40 PM i can barely here you here too Sent from my Verizon I am dissbled i only live on my ssid Sent from my Verizon i am scared of getting scammed i can not walk Sent from my Verizon 8:44 PM Can you drive down here? Sent from my Verizon 8:45 PM Your area code is from BC. I can't really drive all the way over there 8:45 PM I am willing to pay and get the laptop Sent from my Verizon 8:45 PM That would be great if you were local 8:46 PM i am in Ontario Sent from my Verizon 846 PM I can't drive either--ive had a few too many DUls 8:47 PM I will be glad if you can ship down here for me sir ,i want my laptop replaced for me ,i don't mind paying extra charge:s Sent from my Verizon 8:48 PM I've been banned from the post office. Margaret doesn't let me come around there anymore after the incident of '08 8:49 PM Kindly Sent from my Verizon Can you help me get someone to send it for me Sent from my Verizon 8:50 PM i could have my carrier pigeorn bring it over to you 8:51 PM I will transfer the cash to you and you will tell him to help me ship down to my house here in Kitchener Sent from my Verizon 8:52 PM sure thing bud Sent from my iPod Shuffle 8:53 PM 0 Sent from my Verizon what payment options are available to you? Sent from my Verizon 8:56 PM if you can mail me a 1992 Honda Civic shift knob in the mail we'll be straight 8:57 PM suck a fat dick bastard Sent from my Verizon that's not okay I'm underage 9:03 PM nter message Send 2-for-1 Kijiji Scam Special!
Anaconda, Bad, and Birthday: RI 111 669 9:00 PM
 Today
 Do You Still have this item for
 sale??Dell Inspiron i7347 2-in-1
 Laptop$400.00
 8:24 PM
 I sure do
 8:25 PM
 Alright am so glad you replied
 back,but first i want to know the
 present condition of the item and
 final asking price??
 8:25 PM
 It's been my daily use laptop for
 the past year or so, so the only
 "defect" is a small chip in the paint
 beside the TAB key. And, I could go
 down to $375 l suppose.
 8:27 PM
 Thanks for your swift response,
 i want it shipped to my cousin
 outside of Canada as a birthday
 gift,i will pay you $450 and
 additional $100 for shipping cost,
 i hope that this is real and not
 a scam, do you have a PayPal
 account??
 8:28 PM
 I don't, no.
 8:31 PM
 Ok, can you set up a PayPal
 account its free and easy to use
 also %100 safe and secure and
 best option for online shopping
 OK?
 8:32 PM
 I'm not to sure, to be honest. I'm
 not willing to go along with the
 whole thing where you send me
 a false PayPal receipt via a temp
 email, claiming the funds will be
 unlocked once I send you a copy
 of the shipping receipt, and then
 promptly fall off the face of the
 earth
 Apologies if this is legit--But this
 seems waaaaay too sketchy to go
 along with
 8:34 PM
 nter message
 Send

 RIγƒžΒ·1111 65% . 9:05 PM
 Today
 Hello is the Dell laptop still
 available for sale?
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:29 PM
 It is, yes
 8:31 PM
 what is your best offer at the
 moment
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:35 PM
 The only offer I've got was $450
 from a very obvious PayPal
 scammer lol
 8:35 PM
 Not sure if your/my connection
 was bad but that call was
 completely inaudible
 8:40 PM
 i can barely here you here too
 Sent from my Verizon
 I am dissbled i only live on my ssid
 Sent from my Verizon
 i am scared of getting scammed i
 can not walk
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:44 PM
 Can you drive down here?
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:45 PM
 Your area code is from BC. I can't
 really drive all the way over there
 8:45 PM
 I am willing to pay and get the
 laptop
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:45 PM
 That would be great if you were
 local
 8:46 PM
 i am in Ontario
 Sent from my Verizon 846 PM
 I can't drive either--ive had a few
 too many DUls
 8:47 PM
 I will be glad if you can ship down
 here for me sir ,i want my laptop
 replaced for me ,i don't mind
 paying extra charge:s
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:48 PM
 I've been banned from the post
 office. Margaret doesn't let me
 come around there anymore after
 the incident of '08
 8:49 PM
 Kindly
 Sent from my Verizon
 Can you help me get someone to
 send it for me
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:50 PM
 i could have my carrier pigeorn
 bring it over to you
 8:51 PM
 I will transfer the cash to you
 and you will tell him to help me
 ship down to my house here in
 Kitchener
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:52 PM
 sure thing bud
 Sent from my iPod Shuffle
 8:53 PM
 0
 Sent from my Verizon
 what payment options are
 available to you?
 Sent from my Verizon
 8:56 PM
 if you can mail me a 1992 Honda
 Civic shift knob in the mail we'll be
 straight
 8:57 PM
 suck a fat dick bastard
 Sent from my Verizon
 that's not okay I'm underage
 9:03 PM
 nter message
 Send
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