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Advice, Apple, and Dicks: apple-strlder: tips for new freshmen! no one cares about anything walk on the right side of the fucking hallway . dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ. stop screaming. we're all tired and miserable. . GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK for any incoming freshman, i can totally help you and give any advice and my first two bits of advice are already on here because they’re so important. if we went to the same school and you walk on the wrong side of the hall and are in my way you BET i will fucking run into you with no regret (most likely with a push too because fuck you you’re probably going to be driving in the next year and you HAVE to learn to walk on the R I G H T side). very important. ALSO no screaming. don’t. d o n β€˜ t. you will be decked on spot. ok you won’t but literally no upperclassmen will respect or like you. too many freshmen did this last year and i almost killed them like 10 times. BUT besides that you’re probably good. just don’t scream or walk on the wrong side of the hallway. if you do both at the same time you will PROBABLY be killed on spot but ya know it’d be justified. this is all mostly a joke but it’s serious don’t be dicks lmaoo i’m just try a graduate man i’ve been here for too long let me live my senior year in peace (edit: omg this isn’t even offensive and people are getting offended. these are just tips that will help people avoid getting confronted or yelled at lmao this is so funny i can’t. it’s always my posts too) β€”sara
Advice, Apple, and Dicks: apple-strlder:
 tips for new freshmen!
 no one cares about anything
 walk on the right side of the
 fucking hallway
 . dont sit in the back of the bus
 you gotta earn that. maybe
 next year, champ.
 stop screaming. we're all tired
 and miserable.
 . GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE
 BACK
for any incoming freshman, i can totally help you and give any advice and my first two bits of advice are already on here because they’re so important. if we went to the same school and you walk on the wrong side of the hall and are in my way you BET i will fucking run into you with no regret (most likely with a push too because fuck you you’re probably going to be driving in the next year and you HAVE to learn to walk on the R I G H T side). very important. ALSO no screaming. don’t. d o n β€˜ t. you will be decked on spot. ok you won’t but literally no upperclassmen will respect or like you. too many freshmen did this last year and i almost killed them like 10 times. BUT besides that you’re probably good. just don’t scream or walk on the wrong side of the hallway. if you do both at the same time you will PROBABLY be killed on spot but ya know it’d be justified. this is all mostly a joke but it’s serious don’t be dicks lmaoo i’m just try a graduate man i’ve been here for too long let me live my senior year in peace (edit: omg this isn’t even offensive and people are getting offended. these are just tips that will help people avoid getting confronted or yelled at lmao this is so funny i can’t. it’s always my posts too) β€”sara

for any incoming freshman, i can totally help you and give any advice and my first two bits of advice are already on here because they’re so...