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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future earth heavens size magnitude of event Buildings decayed Most words extinct day word wil have survived ce sheet completely mebed 6 metres higher 1000 New North Star Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris 1000 Carbon Dioxide released before 2100 New NorthStar #2 lota Cephei wins the top spot Mayan endtimes (again) Rough length of the Earth's axial tilt reversed Islamic & Gregorian calendars TEN THOUSANO YEARS Chernobyl finally safe Arecibo message KEO time capsule Lake Erie capacity to carry a fourpage messge 296,000 brightest star in the nght sky 500,000 New ice age Earth kely to have been hit day's reactors will finally be off a new global teeze glass created to dabe wa have finually degraded 50.000 exist. Everything ese gone Galactic near miss about L1 light years trom the 5,000,000 Aqulae system 125 light years from Earth have weakened to the 7200,000 Mount Rushmore eroded 8400000 LAGEOS re-entry The utellite's orbits 10,000.000 Red Sea flooded, dividing Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away 50,000,000 50,000,000 50.000.000 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be ange similar to the Himalayas 60000000 Australia and Indonesia merge effects of gravity lang periods, making orbits chaoto Atlantic ocean moving back together untbil All continents fused 600 000.000 Total solar eclpses impossible End of C3 photosynthesis way from Earthfor 1000,000,000 Game over, man End of multicellular life The Sun's luminosity inceases 10% Earthi's surface 300,000,000 End of most cellular life the poles, alowing simple lide End of Earth's magnetic field 3,500000.000 Earth like Venus dentical (read very nasty) 2800 000,000 The end of life 000,000,.000 feld mears no profection temperature its 147C All ife des-seeya 5,400000.000 Sun's hydrogen exhausted Mlomeda galany 7,900,000,000 Sun hits max radius TEN BLLION YEARS Sun white dwarf 256 times Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen 4,400,000,000 ms Sun-black dwarf 0.000,000,000 The Big Rip Local group merge Cosmic microwave background merge. The Big Bang cools from 20C tonear 1.000.000,000,000 Local group finishes merging End of star formation EN TRILION YEARS End of star formation 110,000,000.000,000 Star's Fuel Exhausted The only objects left are remnants white dearh, neutron stars, and black holes 100,000,000,000,000.000,000 Earth dies years Earth's obit have finaly decayed and it will plunge into the sun Knowledge is Beautiful Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os, Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society, designe Fabio Bergamaschi Bobylev (2010), Scientic net <p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>
Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Beautiful: Timeline of the Far Future
 earth
 heavens
 size
 magnitude of event
 Buildings decayed Most words extinct
 day word wil have survived
 ce sheet completely mebed
 6 metres higher
 1000
 New North Star
 Gamma Cephel replaces Polaris
 1000
 Carbon Dioxide
 released before 2100
 New NorthStar #2
 lota Cephei wins the top spot
 Mayan endtimes (again)
 Rough length of the
 Earth's axial tilt reversed
 Islamic & Gregorian calendars
 TEN THOUSANO YEARS
 Chernobyl finally safe
 Arecibo message
 KEO time capsule
 Lake Erie
 capacity to carry a fourpage messge
 296,000
 brightest star in the nght sky
 500,000
 New ice age
 Earth kely to have been hit
 day's reactors will finally be
 off a new global teeze
 glass created to dabe wa
 have finually degraded
 50.000
 exist. Everything ese gone
 Galactic near miss
 about L1 light years trom the
 5,000,000
 Aqulae system 125 light
 years from Earth
 have weakened to the
 7200,000
 Mount Rushmore eroded
 8400000
 LAGEOS re-entry
 The utellite's orbits
 10,000.000
 Red Sea flooded, dividing
 Star T Pyaidt 3.260 light years away
 50,000,000
 50,000,000
 50.000.000
 Antarctica ice meltGalactik empire
 aking sea levels by 75mgalaxy could be
 ange similar to the Himalayas
 60000000
 Australia and Indonesia merge
 effects of gravity
 lang periods, making orbits chaoto
 Atlantic ocean
 moving back together untbil
 All continents fused
 600 000.000
 Total solar eclpses impossible
 End of C3 photosynthesis
 way from Earthfor
 1000,000,000
 Game over, man
 End of multicellular life
 The Sun's luminosity inceases 10%
 Earthi's surface
 300,000,000
 End of most cellular life
 the poles, alowing simple lide
 End of Earth's
 magnetic field
 3,500000.000
 Earth like Venus
 dentical (read very nasty)
 2800 000,000
 The end of life
 000,000,.000
 feld mears no profection
 temperature its 147C
 All ife des-seeya
 5,400000.000
 Sun's hydrogen exhausted
 Mlomeda galany
 7,900,000,000
 Sun hits max radius
 TEN BLLION YEARS
 Sun white dwarf
 256 times
 Venus and maybe Earth destroyed Becomes a carbon-oxygen
 4,400,000,000
 ms Sun-black dwarf
 0.000,000,000
 The Big Rip
 Local group merge
 Cosmic microwave background
 merge. The
 Big Bang cools from 20C tonear
 1.000.000,000,000
 Local group finishes merging
 End of star formation
 EN TRILION YEARS
 End of star formation
 110,000,000.000,000
 Star's Fuel Exhausted
 The only objects left are remnants white
 dearh, neutron stars, and black holes
 100,000,000,000,000.000,000
 Earth dies
 years Earth's obit have finaly
 decayed and it will plunge into the sun
 Knowledge is Beautiful
 Design &Concept: David McCandless&Paul Butt vLD7 April 205
 sources NASA, Dutch (2006L Ancher & Bovkin 0os,
 Petsdam Iestitute, Britannica, Nature, The Geological Society,
 designe Fabio Bergamaschi
 Bobylev (2010), Scientic
 net
<p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en grande</a>.</p>

<p>El futuro muy lejano, totalmente “predecido”. Indispensable verlo <a href="https://image.ibb.co/hJv5uS/1490543088002_0.png">aquí, en gran...

Birthday, Church, and England: Monty Python too white for today's BBC uihew Moore MedireondentT guys who move to London n a nat Theyre even Church of England once The sketch show, which television to denounce a diverse enough, the BBCS nHele o ce sa oho sa resticulate. Of course, not same estimate, Peter share, thejokes feel quite familiar andit feels like you're not breaking any new ground or telling or a new story then like Monty Python that feature goes off at the hauled themselves on to starred Michaet Pain ls not bidge white blokes would not funny stimate. hetn looks very tawa, yu ponations head of comedy has to start aonder ronrlates have omedy stars from John Cleese and auit suceessful television carers James Marttéor e head of comedy said brand of comedy that modern eyes. What, you outraged prelates have by the BBCtoday, the Headded Its about how originalthe yoice you have, rather than what school of which are now more than 50 years old, have many years of laughter Enic ldie to Stephen Fry and Hugh Lau- unveiled by the BBC Henry birthday special hosted by Sir Trevor McDonald and a lowe'en episode of Inside No 9, the hit their sell-by date. Nowadays, Monty honing their craft at Cambridge Comment live Hal- Footlights, but thenational broadcaster Monty Python. If the surreal brand of humoursilliness, I wonder how 5o now looking for more diversity senes Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith from The Leugue of Gentlemen, BBC Three has also handed three pilots to ri gave a break to Tim omedy doesn't age was groundbreaking and many well. Ask any innovative back in the Sixties, it doesn't look that age of 30 like me can sit through nonsense about Bill Oddie, who went on to form The and Olivia Colman nd crave sketchh shows and sitcoms dies. Other former members in actor. Gags that must have way today, As times have knights who say "ni or a Hounslow Girtby Ambreen Raz- ia, the Welsh coming-of-age story In My Skin by Kayleigh Peter Cook, Emma Thompson had the groundlings splitting their sides back has lost the shock factor much more than a changed. Monty Python dead parrot and raise ers had heard enough about the in the Bards day leave on which a lot of its and success depended. It reflect that bishops of the James Marriott is metropolitan, educated experience modern audiences stoney faced, however hard the show Tash and EBie by Natasi Demetriou and Ellie Whit Last year the media res lator Ofcom told the BBC seems almost quaint to The Times vith a sense of place", claimed Shane actors g llen, controller of BBC comedy e who reflect modern world and have got something to say that's different and we haven't seen The show's stars, David Mitchell and Robert Webb, were both members of the Footlights comedy group at Cam His, comments came as the BBC range of its led a seri mes fronted by female and ethnic es of new comedy pro- ge been told When you look at the ones recent comedies) that have done well caster's shows as too tr tional and risk-averse Asked if the drive risked discrimina-It's about telling stories that havent ting against teenagers who happenedto win a place at Oxbridge, Mr Allen in- fr Allen cited recent BBC Three etch show Fiamalam, which has an all- ack cast orporation was giving a platform to sisted there was no class war ban on they've got a really specific sense of ewtalent. Hesaid it had been 50 years "posh people" appearing on television place," he said, picking out award-win- t as an example of how the April that a row overal 35 Python, which he de However, he indicated that shows ning mockumentary This Country, set s The Young Offenders in a deprived Cotswolds village, and ducer-led gang show like Channel 4's acclaimed Peep Show, pres resign. ing to assemble a team about the lives of two middle-class BBC "If a sitcom comes in about three ow it's not going to be six Oxbridge graduates who share a flat after uni about two miscreant Irish teenagers versity, were not a priority for the BBC going to be a diverse <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175181186232/this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have-ever-laid-eyes" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on</p></blockquote> <p>*pours myself a full pint of bourbon*</p></blockquote>
Birthday, Church, and England: Monty Python too white for today's BBC
 uihew Moore MedireondentT
 guys who move to London n a nat
 Theyre
 even
 Church of England once The sketch show, which
 television to denounce a diverse enough, the BBCS
 nHele o ce sa oho sa
 resticulate. Of course, not
 same
 estimate, Peter
 share, thejokes feel quite familiar andit
 feels like you're not breaking any new
 ground or telling or a new story then
 like Monty Python that feature
 goes off at the hauled themselves on to starred Michaet Pain ls not
 bidge white blokes would not funny stimate. hetn looks very tawa, yu
 ponations head of comedy has to start aonder ronrlates have
 omedy stars from John Cleese and
 auit suceessful television carers James Marttéor e
 head of comedy said
 brand of comedy that
 modern eyes. What, you
 outraged prelates have
 by the BBCtoday, the
 Headded Its about how originalthe
 yoice you have, rather than what school
 of which are now more
 than 50 years old, have
 many years of laughter
 Enic ldie to Stephen Fry and Hugh Lau-
 unveiled by the BBC
 Henry birthday special hosted by Sir
 Trevor McDonald and a
 lowe'en episode of Inside No 9, the
 hit their sell-by date.
 Nowadays, Monty
 honing their craft at Cambridge
 Comment
 live Hal-
 Footlights, but thenational broadcaster
 Monty Python. If the
 surreal brand of humoursilliness, I wonder how
 5o
 now looking for more diversity
 senes
 Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith from
 The Leugue of Gentlemen, BBC Three
 has also handed three pilots to ri
 gave a break to Tim
 omedy doesn't age was groundbreaking and many
 well. Ask any
 innovative back in the
 Sixties, it doesn't look that
 age of 30 like me can sit
 through nonsense about
 Bill Oddie, who went on to form The
 and Olivia Colman
 nd crave sketchh shows and sitcoms
 dies. Other former members in actor. Gags that must have way today, As times have knights who say "ni or a
 Hounslow Girtby Ambreen Raz-
 ia, the Welsh coming-of-age
 story In My Skin by Kayleigh
 Peter Cook, Emma Thompson
 had the groundlings
 splitting their sides back has lost the shock factor much more than a
 changed. Monty Python
 dead parrot and raise
 ers had heard enough about the in the Bards day leave
 on which a lot of its
 and
 success depended. It
 reflect that bishops of the
 James Marriott is
 metropolitan, educated experience modern audiences stoney
 faced, however hard the
 show Tash and EBie by Natasi
 Demetriou and Ellie Whit
 Last year the media res
 lator Ofcom told the BBC
 seems almost quaint to
 The Times
 vith a sense of place", claimed Shane actors g
 llen, controller of BBC comedy
 e who reflect modern
 world and have got something to say
 that's different and we haven't seen
 The show's stars, David Mitchell and
 Robert Webb, were both members of
 the Footlights comedy group at Cam
 His, comments came as the BBC range of
 its
 led a seri
 mes fronted by female and ethnic
 es of new comedy pro-
 ge
 been told When you look at the ones
 recent comedies) that have done well
 caster's shows as too tr
 tional and risk-averse
 Asked if the drive risked discrimina-It's about telling stories that havent
 ting against teenagers who happenedto
 win a place at Oxbridge, Mr Allen in-
 fr Allen cited recent BBC Three
 etch show Fiamalam, which has an all-
 ack cast
 orporation was giving a platform to sisted there was no class war ban on they've got a really specific sense of
 ewtalent. Hesaid it had been 50 years "posh people" appearing on television place," he said, picking out award-win-
 t as an example of how the
 April that a row overal
 35
 Python, which he de However, he indicated that shows ning mockumentary This Country, set
 s The Young Offenders
 in a deprived Cotswolds village, and
 ducer-led gang show like Channel 4's acclaimed Peep Show,
 pres
 resign.
 ing to assemble a team about the lives of two middle-class BBC
 "If a sitcom comes in about three
 ow it's not going to be six Oxbridge graduates who share a flat after uni about two miscreant Irish teenagers
 versity, were not a priority for the BBC
 going to be a diverse
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/175181186232/this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have-ever-laid-eyes" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on</p></blockquote>
<p>*pours myself a full pint of bourbon*</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/175181203677/nunyabizni-this-is-the-most-wrong-thing-i-have" class="tumbl...

Fucking, Movies, and Pretentious: "By the way, Wakanda forever!" Downey said, making the crossed- arm salute to Black Panther Chadwick Boseman. star "I can do that as an honorary black man: Tropic Thunder, 2008!" he joked, referencing his role in that Hollywood satire as a pretentious white actor who thinks he can play an African-American soldier in a <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/173971581515/trigonsdottir-pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trigonsdottir.tumblr.com/post/173285397699/pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for" class="tumblr_blog">trigonsdottir</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hawkgirl.co.vu/post/173270568093/robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for-1-playing" class="tumblr_blog">pyppenia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>robert downey jr is a fucking demon for 1. playing in blackface in the first place &amp; <a href="http://ew.com/movies/2018/04/24/robert-downey-jr-speech-avengers-infinity-war-premiere/">2. calling himself an “””honorary black man”””</a> for doing black face</p></blockquote> <p>Oh so are yall gonna hop off his dick now </p> </blockquote> <p>OP, you do realize the entire point of that role is that he’s playing a pretentious yet talented nitwit who either doesn’t know or doesn’t care about the connotations of his disguise?</p><p>Just like he was joking here?<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Every time somebody doesn’t understand Tropic Thunder, a puppy dies.</p>
Fucking, Movies, and Pretentious: "By the way, Wakanda forever!"
 Downey said, making the crossed-
 arm salute to Black Panther
 Chadwick Boseman.
 star
 "I can do that as an honorary black
 man: Tropic Thunder, 2008!" he
 joked, referencing his role in that
 Hollywood satire as a pretentious
 white actor who thinks he can play
 an African-American soldier in a
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/173971581515/trigonsdottir-pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://trigonsdottir.tumblr.com/post/173285397699/pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for" class="tumblr_blog">trigonsdottir</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hawkgirl.co.vu/post/173270568093/robert-downey-jr-is-a-fucking-demon-for-1-playing" class="tumblr_blog">pyppenia</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>robert downey jr is a fucking demon for 1. playing in blackface in the first place &amp; <a href="http://ew.com/movies/2018/04/24/robert-downey-jr-speech-avengers-infinity-war-premiere/">2. calling himself an “””honorary black man”””</a> for doing black face</p></blockquote>

<p>Oh so are yall gonna hop off his dick now </p>
</blockquote>
<p>OP, you do realize the entire point of that role is that he’s playing a pretentious yet talented nitwit who either doesn’t know or doesn’t care about the connotations of his disguise?</p><p>Just like he was joking here?<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>Every time somebody doesn’t understand Tropic Thunder, a puppy dies.</p>

<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/173971581515/trigonsdottir-pyppenia-robert-downey-jr-is-a" class="tumblr_blog">siryo...