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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes

 HOW TO TREAT A
 TONGUE STUCK
 TO A POLE
 m the pole with your hands.
 A tongue
 very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
 when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
 Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
 closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
 minutes
 will stick when the surface of the pole is
 1 Do not panic.
 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole.
 3 Move closer to the pole.
 Pulling sharply will be very painful.
 As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
 should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
 from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
 the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
 quickly heal.
 | İake
 test pull.
 Get as close as possible without letting more of the
 tongue's surface area touch the pole.
 Alternative Method
 0
 warm water
 Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
 the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
 freeze and exacerbate the problem.
 Be Aware
 Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
 saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
 small amount you will be able to generate is
 likely to freeze on your tongue.
 . If
 if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit
 Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor
 another person is present, have him or her
 pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
 may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
 stuck
 your tongue should do the trick.
 pantomiming a glass of water poured over

 How To THWART AN
 AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
 er
 all
 ood/
 medi
 1S
 tial
 restau
 tuate
 fave
 hark
 an-
 e
 to
 nc-
 to

 How rO ESCAPE
 FROM A GIANT
 OCTOPUS
 1 Pull away quickly
 In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
 small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
 away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
 sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
 if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
 next step.
 2 Do not go limp.
 Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
 will check to see if you are a food item before letting
 you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
 quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
 sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
 "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
 However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
 sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
 octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
 ou in for a closer look.
 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
 your arms.

 The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes
 Searchable CD
 With All
 11 Handbooks
 plus wallpapers,
 and more
 By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes

 HOW TO TREAT A
 TONGUE STUCK
 TO A POLE
 m the pole with your hands.
 A tongue
 very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
 when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
 Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
 closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
 minutes
 will stick when the surface of the pole is
 1 Do not panic.
 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole.
 3 Move closer to the pole.
 Pulling sharply will be very painful.
 As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
 should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
 from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
 the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
 quickly heal.
 | İake
 test pull.
 Get as close as possible without letting more of the
 tongue's surface area touch the pole.
 Alternative Method
 0
 warm water
 Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
 the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
 freeze and exacerbate the problem.
 Be Aware
 Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
 saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
 small amount you will be able to generate is
 likely to freeze on your tongue.
 . If
 if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit
 Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor
 another person is present, have him or her
 pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
 may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
 stuck
 your tongue should do the trick.
 pantomiming a glass of water poured over

 How To THWART AN
 AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT
 er
 all
 ood/
 medi
 1S
 tial
 restau
 tuate
 fave
 hark
 an-
 e
 to
 nc-
 to

 How rO ESCAPE
 FROM A GIANT
 OCTOPUS
 1 Pull away quickly
 In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
 small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
 away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
 sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
 if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
 next step.
 2 Do not go limp.
 Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
 will check to see if you are a food item before letting
 you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
 quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
 sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
 "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult.
 However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
 sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
 octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
 ou in for a closer look.
 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
 your arms.

 The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes
 Searchable CD
 With All
 11 Handbooks
 plus wallpapers,
 and more
 By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/">

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b>

<br/></p></blockquote>

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Head, Life, and The Hood: PARON ME, YOUING MAN IS THIS YOURS? Matthew 'Mathwiz' Wisner In my head, I can see this entire conversation playing out. Mr. Rogers: That is an impressive hammer that you have there. Would it be okay if I held it? Thor: You may certainly try, Sir Rogers of the hood. R: Is it very heavy? T: There are many who find unmovable. R: How interesting. It doesn't seem very heavy to me R: But you know, sometimes life is a lot like that. Something that may be very easy for one person may be very difficult for another. Have you found this to be true? T: Um... yes. Yes, I have. R: Do you know why that is? T: *looks at Rogers curiously* R: I think that it's because everyone is special and unique in different ways. Just because someone has difficulty lifting your hammer, doesn't mean that they are not talented in other ways. In fact, I suspect that those individuals can probably do things that you and I would never dream of. T: *nods* That is true. You are very wise, Sir Rogers. I am humbled by your counsel. R: And I am so glad that you decided to visit today. <p><a href="http://artsyneurotic.tumblr.com/post/176355271580/miss-madam-404-doingthingswithabby" class="tumblr_blog">artsyneurotic</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://miss-madam-404.tumblr.com/post/176347507863/doingthingswithabby-basement-prussia" class="tumblr_blog">miss-madam-404</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://doingthingswithabby.tumblr.com/post/176347451736/basement-prussia-officialprydonchapter" class="tumblr_blog">doingthingswithabby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://basement-prussia.tumblr.com/post/176347122427/officialprydonchapter-temporalnocturne" class="tumblr_blog">basement-prussia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://officialprydonchapter.tumblr.com/post/175962359981/temporalnocturne" class="tumblr_blog">officialprydonchapter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mtOYHS6VTr-NQAlLP05He7A">@temporalnocturne</a></p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m_5SB9hO2XEq1MejkSeoLMA">@daphenomenal-1</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>if I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.</p> </blockquote> <p>same</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s no doubt in my mind he’d be able to wield it… <b>easily</b>, even.</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually have a damn tear in my eye</p>
Head, Life, and The Hood: PARON ME, YOUING MAN
 IS THIS YOURS?

 Matthew 'Mathwiz' Wisner
 In my head, I can see this entire conversation
 playing out.
 Mr. Rogers: That is an impressive hammer that
 you have there. Would it be okay if I held it?
 Thor: You may certainly try, Sir Rogers of the
 hood.
 R: Is it very heavy?
 T: There are many who find unmovable.
 R: How interesting. It doesn't seem very heavy
 to me
 R: But you know, sometimes life is a lot like that.
 Something that may be very easy for one
 person may be very difficult for another. Have
 you found this to be true?
 T: Um... yes. Yes, I have.
 R: Do you know why that is?
 T: *looks at Rogers curiously*

 R: I think that it's because everyone is special
 and unique in different ways. Just because
 someone has difficulty lifting your hammer,
 doesn't mean that they are not talented in other
 ways. In fact, I suspect that those individuals
 can probably do things that you and I would
 never dream of.
 T: *nods* That is true. You are very wise, Sir
 Rogers. I am humbled by your counsel.
 R: And I am so glad that you decided to visit
 today.
<p><a href="http://artsyneurotic.tumblr.com/post/176355271580/miss-madam-404-doingthingswithabby" class="tumblr_blog">artsyneurotic</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://miss-madam-404.tumblr.com/post/176347507863/doingthingswithabby-basement-prussia" class="tumblr_blog">miss-madam-404</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://doingthingswithabby.tumblr.com/post/176347451736/basement-prussia-officialprydonchapter" class="tumblr_blog">doingthingswithabby</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://basement-prussia.tumblr.com/post/176347122427/officialprydonchapter-temporalnocturne" class="tumblr_blog">basement-prussia</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://officialprydonchapter.tumblr.com/post/175962359981/temporalnocturne" class="tumblr_blog">officialprydonchapter</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mtOYHS6VTr-NQAlLP05He7A">@temporalnocturne</a></p></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m_5SB9hO2XEq1MejkSeoLMA">@daphenomenal-1</a> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>if I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>same</p>
</blockquote>
<p>There’s no doubt in my mind he’d be able to wield it… <b>easily</b>, even.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I actually have a damn tear in my eye</p>

<p><a href="http://artsyneurotic.tumblr.com/post/176355271580/miss-madam-404-doingthingswithabby" class="tumblr_blog">artsyneurotic</a>:</p>...

Community, Memes, and Pressure: justinomora1 A day before Karla Estrada went public, I notified our Board of Directors about Ivan Ceja's transgressions and demanded his resignation. I did my due diligence to listen and talk to all the affected individuals (Karla, Denea, Yadira, etc) and gather as much evidence as possible. It's been a long and challenging process. Since Tuesday, I have been putting enormous internal pressure on Ivan Ceja (@ivncja, Executive Director) and Francisco Barragan (our Board Chairman) to cooperate with me and Rebecca Medina (our other board member) and take this seriously! Due to the complexity of the issue, I have been advised not to post on the UndocuMedia platform as this can be used agaisnt me (I hope y'all understand). Upon learning about Ivan's transgressions against Karla, I confronted Ivan and have exhausted all internal procedures to hold him accountable. I support and stand with Karla, Denea, Yadira, and any other person that might come out. I support their public calls for accountability and change. This is necessary Repost @JustinoMora1, co-founder of UndocuMedia: This is what transparency and accountability look like. This is a difficult and challenging process; however, it is needed in order to bring about justice, allow us to grow as individuals and as a community, hold people accountable, and create a stronger movement. . Please read the testimonies in this order: 👉🏽 Karla (@karla_estrada_222): bit.ly-KarlaStatement . 👉🏽 Denea (@creole_goddess94): bit.ly-DeneaStatement . 👉🏽 Yadira (@ywm_88): bit.ly-YadiraStatement . @UndocuMedia is bigger than me and Ivan Ceja. UndocuMedia is a philosophy and a large community of loving, caring, and passionate individuals. UndocuMedia is about YOU ALL! Thanks to our tens of thousands of dedicated followers, we have stopped people's deportations, assisted in natural disasters, advocated for immigration issues, etc. Rebecca Medina (our other Board Member) and I ask for your patience and support. We won't stay silent and stand with Karla, Denea, Yadira, and others. . Please let others know.
Community, Memes, and Pressure: justinomora1
 A day before Karla Estrada went public, I notified our
 Board of Directors about Ivan Ceja's transgressions
 and demanded his resignation. I did my due diligence
 to listen and talk to all the affected individuals (Karla,
 Denea, Yadira, etc) and gather as much evidence as
 possible. It's been a long and challenging process.
 Since Tuesday, I have been putting enormous internal
 pressure on Ivan Ceja (@ivncja, Executive Director)
 and Francisco Barragan (our Board Chairman) to
 cooperate with me and Rebecca Medina (our other
 board member) and take this seriously! Due to the
 complexity of the issue, I have been advised not to
 post on the UndocuMedia platform as this can be
 used agaisnt me (I hope y'all understand). Upon
 learning about Ivan's transgressions against Karla, I
 confronted Ivan and have exhausted all internal
 procedures to hold him accountable. I support and
 stand with Karla, Denea, Yadira, and any other person
 that might come out. I support their public calls for
 accountability and change. This is necessary
Repost @JustinoMora1, co-founder of UndocuMedia: This is what transparency and accountability look like. This is a difficult and challenging process; however, it is needed in order to bring about justice, allow us to grow as individuals and as a community, hold people accountable, and create a stronger movement. . Please read the testimonies in this order: 👉🏽 Karla (@karla_estrada_222): bit.ly-KarlaStatement . 👉🏽 Denea (@creole_goddess94): bit.ly-DeneaStatement . 👉🏽 Yadira (@ywm_88): bit.ly-YadiraStatement . @UndocuMedia is bigger than me and Ivan Ceja. UndocuMedia is a philosophy and a large community of loving, caring, and passionate individuals. UndocuMedia is about YOU ALL! Thanks to our tens of thousands of dedicated followers, we have stopped people's deportations, assisted in natural disasters, advocated for immigration issues, etc. Rebecca Medina (our other Board Member) and I ask for your patience and support. We won't stay silent and stand with Karla, Denea, Yadira, and others. . Please let others know.

Repost @JustinoMora1, co-founder of UndocuMedia: This is what transparency and accountability look like. This is a difficult and challenging...

Fuck You, Fucking, and Period: Deadline Hollywood @DEADLINE DEADLINE Follow lan McKellen Talks Impact Of "Wrongful" Sexual Harassment Accusations, Claims Some Actresses Exchange Sex For Roles deadline.com/2017/12/ian-mc .. 7:35 PM - 18 Dec 2017 67 Retweets 91 Likes Cessica my2k Follow fuck you deadline he said that in a disparaging way, that women were forced to do it and that that's wrong and an indicator of how fucked hollywood is don't you fucking twist Sir lan's words for clicks Deadline Hollywood@DEADLINE lan McKellen Talks Impact Of Wrongful" Sexual Harassment Accusations, Claims Some Actresses Exchange Sex For Roles deadline.com/2017/12/ian-mc.. 11:44 PM-18 Dec 2017 12,232 Retweets 23,166 Likes <p><a href="https://alexkablob.tumblr.com/post/168824959604/lycanthropic-tongue-twisters-gahdamnpunk-some" class="tumblr_blog">alexkablob</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lycanthropic-tongue-twisters.tumblr.com/post/168814769050/gahdamnpunk-some-journalists-really-need-to-be" class="tumblr_blog">lycanthropic-tongue-twisters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/168766888589/some-journalists-really-need-to-be-fired" class="tumblr_blog">gahdamnpunk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Some journalists really need to be fired<br/></p></blockquote> <p>“McKellen applauded victims for coming forward about sexual harassment saying “it’s sometimes very difficult for victims to do that.” He added, “‘I hope we’re going through a period that will help to eradicate it altogether.””</p> <p>“‘I assume *nothing but good* will come out of these revelations, even though some people get wrongly accused — there’s that side of it as well,” he said.”</p> <p>“McKellen also addressed the allegations surrounding Kevin Spacey […] saying that the way he chose to come out was “reprehensible because it linked alleged underage sex with a declaration of sexuality.””</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/62e0dcff7823af4bf20e80813328bd3a/tumblr_inline_p1dgibGtQO1t1ns0z_540.png" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="600"/></figure></blockquote>
Fuck You, Fucking, and Period: Deadline Hollywood
 @DEADLINE
 DEADLINE
 Follow
 lan McKellen Talks Impact Of "Wrongful"
 Sexual Harassment Accusations, Claims Some
 Actresses Exchange Sex For Roles
 deadline.com/2017/12/ian-mc ..
 7:35 PM - 18 Dec 2017
 67 Retweets 91 Likes

 Cessica
 my2k
 Follow
 fuck you deadline
 he said that in a disparaging way, that women
 were forced to do it and that that's wrong
 and an indicator of how fucked hollywood is
 don't you fucking twist Sir lan's words for
 clicks
 Deadline Hollywood@DEADLINE
 lan McKellen Talks Impact Of Wrongful" Sexual Harassment
 Accusations, Claims Some Actresses Exchange Sex For Roles
 deadline.com/2017/12/ian-mc..
 11:44 PM-18 Dec 2017
 12,232 Retweets 23,166 Likes
<p><a href="https://alexkablob.tumblr.com/post/168824959604/lycanthropic-tongue-twisters-gahdamnpunk-some" class="tumblr_blog">alexkablob</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lycanthropic-tongue-twisters.tumblr.com/post/168814769050/gahdamnpunk-some-journalists-really-need-to-be" class="tumblr_blog">lycanthropic-tongue-twisters</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://gahdamnpunk.tumblr.com/post/168766888589/some-journalists-really-need-to-be-fired" class="tumblr_blog">gahdamnpunk</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Some journalists really need to be fired<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>“McKellen applauded victims for coming forward about sexual harassment saying “it’s sometimes very difficult for victims to do that.” He added, “‘I hope we’re going through a period that will help to eradicate it altogether.””</p>
<p>“‘I assume *nothing but good* will come out of these revelations, even though some people get wrongly accused — there’s that side of it as well,” he said.”</p>
<p>“McKellen also addressed the allegations surrounding Kevin Spacey […] saying that the way he chose to come out was “reprehensible because it linked alleged underage sex with a declaration of sexuality.””</p>
</blockquote>
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Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD THAT Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb. THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS ITSELF Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results. that, no? a great Green onions, lemongrass, leeks, fennel, & spring onions FOR LEMONGRASS ONLY Place root ends in water but don't fully submerge them. Change the water daily In 3-5 days, growth begins. Harvest the greens when full, then repeat the process Harvest lemongrass once it becomes a foot tall. Simply cut off what you need without uprooting the plant. Celery, cabbage, romaine lettuce, & bok chou Submerge the roots, leaving the tops above the water line. Spray with water a couple times a week, replacing the water every few days. Leaves will sprout in about a week. Plant the cutting with only the leaves above soil. Harvest when fully grown, about 5 months. Ginger Soak the chunk of ginger overnight. Submerge in moist soil. Keep watering until shoots appear Ready to harvest in a year. Simply remove entire plant, use what you need and repeat. Onion Plant root end and lightly cover it in soil. Keep soil moist. Carefully separate the new onions, leaving the roots attached, and plant them. Occasionally cut the leaves down to promote full growth. It can take up to 5 months for plants to mature enough for harvest. Garlic The bulbs will be ready for harvest in early summer when the bottom 1/3 of the leaves have yellowed. The larger the clove, the larger the resulting bulb. Sit the plant in a sunny window keeping the soil moist. COMPOST REMOVE Mushroonm Use a mixture of compost and soil. Plant the mushroom stalk in the soil with only the surface of it exposed. If the cutting takes, new growth happens q Harvest and repeat. uickly 4 DEEP HOLE Potatoes& Sweet Potatoes 8 DEPTH Cut into 2 pieces, each having 1-2 "eyes" on it Set pieces out at room temp for a few days, until fully dry St ore sweet potatoes in a warm, dry place for 2 weeks before using. This is what makes them sweet. 12" APART Add more soil as the plant grows until i is about 6" tall Pineapple Slice off the green leafy top and remove all fruit. Carefully remove the bottom layers until you see root buds. Growth happens in the first few months but it will be Place in water for two weeks to form roots. 2-3 years before harvest. WHOLE FOODS COOKING STONED Content & Design Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom tv M A R K E T <p>¡Comida infinita!</p>
Blessed, Food, and Money: FOOD
 THAT
 Growing anything from a seed is impressive but also
 difficult, unless you're blessed with a green thumb.
 THaT MAGICALLY REGEROWS
 ITSELF
 Sure, it saves on money but there has to be an easier way... and there is! You can actually
 grow food from kitchen scraps. There is something very MacGyver about
 It's true! You can upcycle everything from celery scraps to onion butts with
 chance of success. Use organic fruits and vegetables for the best results.
 that, no?
 a great
 Green onions,
 lemongrass,
 leeks, fennel,
 & spring onions
 FOR
 LEMONGRASS
 ONLY
 Place root ends in water but
 don't fully submerge them.
 Change the water daily
 In 3-5 days, growth begins.
 Harvest the greens when full,
 then repeat the process
 Harvest lemongrass once it
 becomes a foot tall. Simply
 cut off what you need without
 uprooting the plant.
 Celery, cabbage,
 romaine lettuce,
 & bok chou
 Submerge the roots,
 leaving the tops above
 the water line.
 Spray with water a couple
 times a week, replacing the
 water every few days. Leaves
 will sprout in about a week.
 Plant the cutting with only the
 leaves above soil. Harvest when
 fully grown, about 5 months.
 Ginger
 Soak the chunk of
 ginger overnight.
 Submerge in moist soil. Keep
 watering until shoots appear
 Ready to harvest in a year.
 Simply remove entire plant,
 use what you need and repeat.

 Onion
 Plant root end and
 lightly cover it in soil.
 Keep soil moist.
 Carefully separate the new
 onions, leaving the roots
 attached, and plant them.
 Occasionally cut the leaves
 down to promote full growth.
 It can take up to 5 months
 for plants to mature enough
 for harvest.
 Garlic
 The bulbs will be ready for
 harvest in early summer
 when the bottom 1/3 of
 the leaves have yellowed.
 The larger the clove, the
 larger the resulting bulb.
 Sit the plant in a sunny window
 keeping the soil moist.
 COMPOST
 REMOVE
 Mushroonm
 Use a mixture of
 compost and soil.
 Plant the mushroom stalk in
 the soil with only the surface
 of it exposed.
 If the cutting takes, new
 growth happens q
 Harvest and repeat.
 uickly

 4 DEEP
 HOLE
 Potatoes&
 Sweet Potatoes
 8 DEPTH
 Cut into 2 pieces, each
 having 1-2 "eyes" on it
 Set pieces out at room
 temp for a few days,
 until fully dry
 St
 ore sweet potatoes in
 a warm, dry place for 2 weeks
 before using. This is what
 makes them sweet.
 12" APART
 Add more soil as the plant
 grows until i is about 6" tall
 Pineapple
 Slice off the green leafy
 top and remove all fruit.
 Carefully remove the
 bottom layers until you
 see root buds.
 Growth happens in the first
 few months but it will be
 Place in water for two
 weeks to form roots.
 2-3 years before harvest.
 WHOLE
 FOODS COOKING STONED
 Content & Design
 Jerry James Stone /@jerryjamesstone
 Chris Rooney/ @looneyrooneycom
 tv
 M A R K E T
<p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

<p>¡Comida infinita!</p>

Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood Blood clot Blood vessel Blood unable to pass clot <p><a href="https://aven-rave.tumblr.com/post/173641187661/probablysupervillainrpgideas-turquoisemagpie" class="tumblr_blog">aven-rave</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://probablysupervillainrpgideas.tumblr.com/post/173627234676/turquoisemagpie-cumbermums" class="tumblr_blog">probablysupervillainrpgideas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://turquoisemagpie.tumblr.com/post/173547830749/cumbermums-blue-sunflowers" class="tumblr_blog">turquoisemagpie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingdomkeeperstrivia.tumblr.com/post/23644781369">kingdomkeeperstrivia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animeaves.tumblr.com/post/22501511563">animeaves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is a life-saving post.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>the more you know</i></p> </blockquote> <p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p> </blockquote> <p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p> </blockquote> <p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p> </blockquote> <p><br/> </p> </blockquote> <p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p> </blockquote> <p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p> <ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li> <li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li> <li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li> <li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li> </ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p> </blockquote> <p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p> </blockquote> <p>Everyone reblog this!</p> </blockquote> <p>A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life</p>
Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood
 Blood clot
 Blood vessel
 Blood unable to pass clot
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbermums.tumblr.com/post/54412763335">cumbermums</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blue-sunflowers.tumblr.com/post/54402528149">blue-sunflowers</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kingdomkeeperstrivia.tumblr.com/post/23644781369">kingdomkeeperstrivia</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hokarotsukino.tumblr.com/post/22476805096">hokarotsukino</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mscaptains.tumblr.com/post/22445947999">mscaptains</a>:</p>
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<p>STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …<br/>My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/>During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)<br/><br/>They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)<br/>She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.<br/><br/>Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…<br/><br/>STROKE IDENTIFICATION:<br/><br/>A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.<br/><br/>RECOGNIZING A STROKE<br/><br/>Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!<br/>Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.<br/>The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.<br/>Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :<br/><br/>S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..<br/>T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).<br/>R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .<br/><br/>If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.<br/><br/>NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is<br/>1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.<br/>2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.<br/><br/>A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.<br/><br/>And it could be your own.</p>
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<p>First reblog post that actually saves a life.</p>
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<p>This is a life-saving post.</p>
</blockquote>
<p><i>the more you know</i></p>
</blockquote>
<p>yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.</p>
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<p>LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG <b>REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG </b></p>
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<p>Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…</p>
</blockquote>
<p><br/> </p>
</blockquote>
<p>My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST:</p>
<ul><li>F- Face: is their face fallen on one side?<br/></li>
<li>A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there?<br/></li>
<li>S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence?<br/></li>
<li>T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999.<br/></li>
</ul><p>We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. </p>
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<p>As someone who has had a stroke, I appreciate this </p>
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<p>Everyone reblog this!</p>
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<p>A friend of a friend’s 24-year-old daughter just had a stroke. Don’t think it can’t happen just because you’re young. Re-blog to save a life</p>

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The iC COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE m the pole with your hands. A tongue very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes will stick when the surface of the pole is 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole. 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İake test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue. . If if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck your tongue should do the trick. pantomiming a glass of water poured over How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MASCOT er aller cn all ood/ medi t is tial restau- tuate ave mark an- e to nc to HuW 'T'O ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of a small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring you in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers screensaver and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173135011953/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook/"> Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook</a><br/></b> <br/></p></blockquote>
Food, Frozen, and Trap: The
 iC
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes

 HOW TO TREAT A
 TONGUE STUCK
 TO A POLE
 m the pole with your hands.
 A tongue
 very cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze
 when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding.
 Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole
 closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several
 minutes
 will stick when the surface of the pole is
 1 Do not panic.
 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole.
 3 Move closer to the pole.
 Pulling sharply will be very painful.
 As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue
 should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away
 from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on
 the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will
 quickly heal.
 | İake
 test pull.
 Get as close as possible without letting more of the
 tongue's surface area touch the pole.
 Alternative Method
 0
 warm water
 Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and
 the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may
 freeze and exacerbate the problem.
 Be Aware
 Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own
 saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the
 small amount you will be able to generate is
 likely to freeze on your tongue.
 . If
 if your tongue is stuck to a pale, do nor panic er pullit
 Warm the pole with your bands until your tongue comes loor
 another person is present, have him or her
 pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This
 may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is
 stuck
 your tongue should do the trick.
 pantomiming a glass of water poured over

 How To THWART AN
 AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MASCOT
 er aller
 cn all
 ood/
 medi
 t is
 tial
 restau-
 tuate
 ave
 mark
 an-
 e to
 nc
 to

 HuW 'T'O ESCAPE
 FROM A GIANT
 OCTOPUS
 1Pull away quickly
 In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of
 a small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming
 away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres-
 sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or
 if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the
 next step
 2 Do not go limp.
 Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough,
 will check to see if you are a food item before letting
 you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or
 quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible
 sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a
 "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult
 However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres-
 sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The
 octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring
 you in for a closer look.
 3
 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around
 your arms.

 The
 COMPLETE
 WORST-CASE SCENARIO
 Survival Handbook
 Includes
 Searchable CD
 With All
 11 Handbooks
 plus wallpapers
 screensaver
 and more
 By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht
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Club, Ron Swanson, and Shit: Wait a second. What exactly is the message being conveyed here? Feel free to sabotage the product for the sake of making your own job easier? This worker just removed 47.64% of the material from the object he was assigned to transport! If one of his co-workers removed 47.64% of his cube to simply make a smaller cube, he'd move faster, too. And probably get fired for it. If the worker is going to carve up his cube, why not carve a cylinder? It'd be just as mobile as a sphere, but he'd only have to remove 21.46% of the mate- rial. And it would require less work to carve. While we're on the subject, though, how quickly did this worker carve a sphere out of a cube? Evi dently he didn't lose much headway. And he did it with that little pen-knife? Seriously? Do you know how difficult it is to carve a perfect sphere from a cube? That's some Ron Swanson shit right there. If the ultimate goal was to deliver a whole cube, then the worker has already failed. If the goal was to deliver as much of the material as quickly as possible, then he should have cut 4 edges off the cube [removing only 17.16%). An octagonal prism rolls just fine, with less material and time wasted. Don't Work Hard. Work Intelligent. But, for all we know, when the workers arrive at their destination, they may be required to stack the objects. In this case, our so-called intelligent worker has delivered an object that won't stack. Bravo, intelligent worker! Bravo! Oh, and it should read: "Work Intelligently." <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/173928613600/wait-a-second-just-think-about-it" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wait A Second, Just Think About It</p></blockquote>
Club, Ron Swanson, and Shit: Wait a second. What exactly is the message being
 conveyed here? Feel free to sabotage the product
 for the sake of making your own job easier?
 This worker just removed 47.64% of the material
 from the object he was assigned to transport! If
 one of his co-workers removed 47.64% of his cube
 to simply make a smaller cube, he'd move faster,
 too. And probably get fired for it.
 If the worker is going to carve up his cube, why not
 carve a cylinder? It'd be just as mobile as a sphere,
 but he'd only have to remove 21.46% of the mate-
 rial. And it would require less work to carve.
 While we're on the subject, though, how quickly
 did this worker carve a sphere out of a cube? Evi
 dently he didn't lose much headway. And he did it
 with that little pen-knife? Seriously? Do you know
 how difficult it is to carve a perfect sphere from a
 cube? That's some Ron Swanson shit right there.
 If the ultimate goal was to deliver a whole cube,
 then the worker has already failed. If the goal was
 to deliver as much of the material as quickly as
 possible, then he should have cut 4 edges off the
 cube [removing only 17.16%). An octagonal prism
 rolls just fine, with less material and time wasted.
 Don't Work Hard.
 Work Intelligent.
 But, for all we know, when the workers arrive at
 their destination, they may be required to stack
 the objects. In this case, our so-called intelligent
 worker has delivered an object that won't stack.
 Bravo, intelligent worker! Bravo!
 Oh, and it should read: "Work Intelligently."
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<blockquote><p>Wait A Second, Just Think About It</p></blockquote>

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