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dingo: ilthat TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex, unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces. via reddit.com toast-potent how are they even alive kickin-jeans eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat The Fucking Bombs humandisastersquad WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace) reyroace oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is starvation, because 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let em reyroace by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk gallusrostromegalus My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and projectile-evacuating thier bowels, Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects of a date. teratomarty What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths. the more you know
dingo: ilthat
 TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex,
 unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces.
 via reddit.com
 toast-potent
 how are they even alive
 kickin-jeans
 eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during
 forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place
 koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat
 The Fucking Bombs
 humandisastersquad
 WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times
 ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how
 good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0
 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and
 even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic
 range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to
 ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat
 anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd
 rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60
 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want
 YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so
 incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is
 bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet
 consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace)
 reyroace
 oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is
 starvation, because
 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u
 need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in
 nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of
 tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth
 grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc
 everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin
 shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear
 down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit
 all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day
 then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until
 they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die
 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc
 their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh
 just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal
 w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc
 i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung
 from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their
 organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better
 piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense
 mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch
 them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit
 around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison
 while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending
 theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of
 extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at
 all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let
 em
 reyroace
 by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres
 a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound
 like
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk
 gallusrostromegalus
 My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala
 Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently
 good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo
 Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at
 which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves
 around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to
 BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and
 projectile-evacuating thier bowels,
 Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked
 into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with
 a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle
 the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects
 of a date.
 teratomarty
 What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths.
the more you know

the more you know

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ginger-ale-official:
Oh they’re going to need salvation.
Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.
Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.
“

In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man.

“
source

hey since that season is coming up again!

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dingo: This user will not forgive the Salvation Army for campaigning to make homosexuality illegal AR xthinks: basinke: radioactive-dingo: madamehearthwitch: auntiewanda: unified-multiversal-theory: socialistexan: ginger-ale-official: Oh they’re going to need salvation. Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death. This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are. Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them.  It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples. Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man. “ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “ source hey since that season is coming up again! Don’t abuse the bell ringers unless they get aggressive, but don’t give them a bent penny. me: i’m gonna check wikipedia to see what they’ve done, see some sources, etc wikipedia: In November 2013 it was made known that the Salvation Army was referring LGBT individuals to one of several conversion therapy groups.[162] As a response the Salvation Army removed such referrals from their website.[163] me: …
dingo: This user will not forgive the
 Salvation Army for campaigning to
 make homosexuality illegal
 AR
xthinks:

basinke:

radioactive-dingo:

madamehearthwitch:

auntiewanda:

unified-multiversal-theory:

socialistexan:

ginger-ale-official:
Oh they’re going to need salvation.
Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.
Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.
“

In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man.

“
source

hey since that season is coming up again! 


Don’t abuse the bell ringers unless they get aggressive, but don’t give them a bent penny.

me: i’m gonna check wikipedia to see what they’ve done, see some sources, etc
wikipedia:
In November 2013 it was made known that the Salvation Army was referring LGBT individuals to one of several conversion therapy groups.[162] As a response the Salvation Army removed such referrals from their website.[163]
me: …

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dingo: This user will not forgive the Salvation Army for campaigning to make homosexuality illegal AR basinke: radioactive-dingo: madamehearthwitch: auntiewanda: unified-multiversal-theory: socialistexan: ginger-ale-official: Oh they’re going to need salvation. Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death. This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are. Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them.  It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples. Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man. “ In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. “ source hey since that season is coming up again! Don’t abuse the bell ringers unless they get aggressive, but don’t give them a bent penny.
dingo: This user will not forgive the
 Salvation Army for campaigning to
 make homosexuality illegal
 AR
basinke:

radioactive-dingo:

madamehearthwitch:

auntiewanda:

unified-multiversal-theory:

socialistexan:

ginger-ale-official:
Oh they’re going to need salvation.
Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.

This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. They’re not getting my money, I don’t care how nice the people ringing bells are.

Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employee’s same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them. 

It’s that time of year again! In case people don’t know… the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.
Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore can’t qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth “of course” less than a man.
“

In the Army’s case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husband—the check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a “worker without expectation of remuneration,” and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man.

“
source

hey since that season is coming up again! 


Don’t abuse the bell ringers unless they get aggressive, but don’t give them a bent penny.

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dingo: Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo 20h Shrek is a cautionary tale about how dating ugly, musty men because "it's what's on the inside that counts" will make you ugly and musty as well thank you for coming to my ted talk 90 ロ9,915 26.6K △ <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/175726495377/siryouarebeingmocked-itisoktobewhite" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175726365629/itisoktobewhite-thecaucasianfilipino" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://itisoktobewhite.tumblr.com/post/175292441966/thecaucasianfilipino-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">itisoktobewhite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thecaucasianfilipino.tumblr.com/post/175288226813/the-darkest-of-souls-renegadebusiness" class="tumblr_blog">thecaucasianfilipino</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287999760/renegadebusiness-the-darkest-of-souls" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://renegadebusiness.tumblr.com/post/175287984641/the-darkest-of-souls-imsopopfly" class="tumblr_blog">renegadebusiness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-darkest-of-souls.tumblr.com/post/175287936730/imsopopfly-standard-dingo-abiggaynerd" class="tumblr_blog">the-darkest-of-souls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imsopopfly.tumblr.com/post/175287778210/standard-dingo-abiggaynerd-bobavader" class="tumblr_blog">imsopopfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/172216617168/abiggaynerd-bobavader-biomerge-facts" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://abiggaynerd.tumblr.com/post/172178298553/bobavader-biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">abiggaynerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bobavader.tumblr.com/post/172172510100/biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck-am-i-seeing" class="tumblr_blog">bobavader</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://biomerge.tumblr.com/post/172167135896/facts-only" class="tumblr_blog">biomerge</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>facts only</p></blockquote> <p>Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you </p> </blockquote> <p>OP is lord farquaad </p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you ogre Fiona is gorgeous</p> <p>The only ugly musty one in that entire movie was farquaad</p> </blockquote> <p>Is no one gonna point out that she’s ugly as fuck?</p> </blockquote> <p>Fiona is beautiful </p> </blockquote> <p>Not Fiona the chick tweeting </p> <p>That forehead ratio </p> </blockquote> <p>I disagree with Slenda Pappy’s choice in eye shadow. </p> </blockquote> <p>The movie goes out of its way again and again to show how much people hate ogres. Shrek goes on and on about how humans think hes some fat ugly monster. Fiona hates her ogre form saying pretty much the same thing. So when the wedding scene happens it really hits hard. And you realise you are beautiful. It doesn’t matter what other people think. Shreks “But you are beautiful” Has to be one of the best lines in the movie. </p> <p>Holy crap I wrote that about freakin shrek.</p> </blockquote> <p>At least it’s not Harry Potter again.</p> <p>Also, plenty of people think Ogre Fiona is hotter.</p> <p><strike>I’ve heard.</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>And why is “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” so bad? Why are you so opposed to it? Shrek was comfortable with who he was (in the first movie), and he taught Fiona to be comfortable with who she was. They were both interesting people worth befriending. </p> <p><br/></p> <p>Yes, the inside is important. </p> </blockquote> <p>OP seems to be equating “ugly, musty men” with genuinely awful men. Meanwhile implying that you shouldn’t look past a person’s appearance because it reflects on what kind of person they are, and their negativity will make you similarly a bad person. </p></blockquote> <p>Shrek‘s “but you are beautiful” always makes me tear up and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Shrek loved Fiona, but feared she would never accept him. Fiona love Shrek, but feared he would never accept her. Eventually they learned to be happy with who they are and accept each other. How in the hell do you miss the point that hard?</p>
dingo: Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo 20h
 Shrek is a cautionary tale about how
 dating ugly, musty men because "it's
 what's on the inside that counts" will
 make you ugly and musty as well thank
 you for coming to my ted talk
 90 ロ9,915 26.6K △
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<p><a href="http://imsopopfly.tumblr.com/post/175287778210/standard-dingo-abiggaynerd-bobavader" class="tumblr_blog">imsopopfly</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://abiggaynerd.tumblr.com/post/172178298553/bobavader-biomerge-facts-only-why-the-fuck" class="tumblr_blog">abiggaynerd</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>facts only</p></blockquote>

<p>Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you </p>
</blockquote>
<p>OP is lord farquaad </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Fuck you ogre Fiona is gorgeous</p>
<p>The only ugly musty one in that entire movie was farquaad</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Is no one gonna point out that she’s ugly as fuck?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Fiona is beautiful </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Not Fiona the chick tweeting </p>
<p>That forehead ratio </p>
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<p>I disagree with Slenda Pappy’s choice in eye shadow. </p>
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<p>The movie goes out of its way again and again to show how much people hate ogres. Shrek goes on and on about how humans think hes some fat ugly monster. Fiona hates her ogre form saying pretty much the same thing. So when the wedding scene happens it really hits hard. And you realise you are beautiful. It doesn’t matter what other people think. Shreks “But you are beautiful” Has to be one of the best lines in the movie. </p>
<p>Holy crap I wrote that about freakin shrek.</p>
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<p>At least it’s not Harry Potter again.</p>
<p>Also, plenty of people think Ogre Fiona is hotter.</p>
<p><strike>I’ve heard.</strike></p>
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<p>And why is “it’s what’s on the inside that counts” so bad? Why are you so opposed to it? Shrek was comfortable with who he was (in the first movie), and he taught Fiona to be comfortable with who she was. They were both interesting people worth befriending. </p>
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<p>Yes, the inside is important. </p>
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<p>OP seems to be equating “ugly, musty men” with genuinely awful men. Meanwhile implying that you shouldn’t look past a person’s appearance because it reflects on what kind of person they are, and their negativity will make you similarly a bad person. </p></blockquote>

<p>Shrek‘s “but you are beautiful” always makes me tear up and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Shrek loved Fiona, but feared she would never accept him. Fiona love Shrek, but feared he would never accept her. Eventually they learned to be happy with who they are and accept each other. How in the hell do you miss the point that hard?</p>

<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/175726848039/cheshireinthemiddle-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:<...

dingo: ADAM ELLIS BUZZ FEED HRGH <p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuvirametalbender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156314457503/standard-dingo-steven-universe-official-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/156299176468/steven-universe-official-this-reminds-me-of-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156286719308/this-reminds-me-of-that-old-trollface-comic-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90f30d23aa58ed207a566f6e08e2e9e2/tumblr_inline_ok9t3knJCb1srwtwh_540.jpg" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.</p> </blockquote> <p>I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes</p> </blockquote> <p>Is this loss</p>
dingo: ADAM
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<p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuvirametalbender</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156314457503/standard-dingo-steven-universe-official-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/156299176468/steven-universe-official-this-reminds-me-of-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standard-dingo</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156286719308/this-reminds-me-of-that-old-trollface-comic-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90f30d23aa58ed207a566f6e08e2e9e2/tumblr_inline_ok9t3knJCb1srwtwh_540.jpg" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.</p>
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<p>I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Is this loss</p>

<p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_b...

dingo: standard-dingo: ghouldudeofficial: this is the best picture on all of icarly.com me checking the new discourse on tumbler
dingo: standard-dingo:

ghouldudeofficial:
this is the best picture on all of icarly.com
me checking the new discourse on tumbler

standard-dingo: ghouldudeofficial: this is the best picture on all of icarly.com me checking the new discourse on tumbler

dingo: actually racism is bad and I'm the only one whothinks this RACISM IS GOOD I think you're both right right left idiot <p><a href="http://infinitelymonstrous.tumblr.com/post/163318410534/standard-dingo-uppermandible-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog">infinitelymonstrous</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/163317017068/uppermandible-standard-dingo-why-does" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uppermandible.tumblr.com/post/163316577232/standard-dingo-why-does-literally-every-strawman" class="tumblr_blog">uppermandible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/163315436628/why-does-literally-every-strawman-comic" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>why does literally every strawman comic about “centrists” look exactly like this</p></blockquote> <p>because they are exactly like that.</p> <p>the extremist says “i want to kill you.”</p> <p>the reactionary says “I don’t want to die.”</p> <p>the centrist says “let’s compromise.”</p> </blockquote> <p>your self-awareness level is below the threshold for human sentience </p> </blockquote> <p>Sort of a testament to either side being wholy unable to think outside of their extremes it’s great and by great I mean i wanna die.</p> </blockquote>
dingo: actually racism is
 bad and I'm the only
 one whothinks this
 RACISM IS
 GOOD
 I think you're
 both right
 right
 left
 idiot
<p><a href="http://infinitelymonstrous.tumblr.com/post/163318410534/standard-dingo-uppermandible-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog">infinitelymonstrous</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/163317017068/uppermandible-standard-dingo-why-does" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://uppermandible.tumblr.com/post/163316577232/standard-dingo-why-does-literally-every-strawman" class="tumblr_blog">uppermandible</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/163315436628/why-does-literally-every-strawman-comic" class="tumblr_blog">standard-dingo</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>why does literally every strawman comic about “centrists” look exactly like this</p></blockquote>
<p>because they are exactly like that.</p>
<p>the extremist says “i want to kill you.”</p>
<p>the reactionary says “I don’t want to die.”</p>
<p>the centrist says “let’s compromise.”</p>
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<p>your self-awareness level is below the threshold for human sentience </p>
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<p>Sort of a testament to either side being wholy unable to think outside of their extremes it’s great and by great I mean i wanna die.</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://infinitelymonstrous.tumblr.com/post/163318410534/standard-dingo-uppermandible-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog">infi...

dingo: ADAM ELLIS BUZZ FEED HRGH <p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuvirametalbender</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156314457503/standard-dingo-steven-universe-official-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/156299176468/steven-universe-official-this-reminds-me-of-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156286719308/this-reminds-me-of-that-old-trollface-comic-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90f30d23aa58ed207a566f6e08e2e9e2/tumblr_inline_ok9t3knJCb1srwtwh_540.jpg" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.</p> </blockquote> <p>I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes</p> </blockquote>
dingo: ADAM
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<p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuvirametalbender</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156314457503/standard-dingo-steven-universe-official-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/156299176468/steven-universe-official-this-reminds-me-of-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standard-dingo</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156286719308/this-reminds-me-of-that-old-trollface-comic-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90f30d23aa58ed207a566f6e08e2e9e2/tumblr_inline_ok9t3knJCb1srwtwh_540.jpg" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.</p>
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<p>I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes</p>
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<p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_b...

dingo: ADAM ELLIS BUZZ FEED HRGH <p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuvirametalbender</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156314457503/standard-dingo-steven-universe-official-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/156299176468/steven-universe-official-this-reminds-me-of-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standard-dingo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156286719308/this-reminds-me-of-that-old-trollface-comic-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90f30d23aa58ed207a566f6e08e2e9e2/tumblr_inline_ok9t3knJCb1srwtwh_540.jpg" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.</p> </blockquote> <p>I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes</p> </blockquote>
dingo: ADAM
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<p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kuvirametalbender</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156314457503/standard-dingo-steven-universe-official-this" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://standard-dingo.tumblr.com/post/156299176468/steven-universe-official-this-reminds-me-of-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">standard-dingo</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://steven-universe-official.tumblr.com/post/156286719308/this-reminds-me-of-that-old-trollface-comic-where" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">steven-universe-official</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.</p></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90f30d23aa58ed207a566f6e08e2e9e2/tumblr_inline_ok9t3knJCb1srwtwh_540.jpg" data-orig-height="427" data-orig-width="503"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://kuvirametalbender.tumblr.com/post/156326643075/steven-universe-official-standard-dingo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_b...

dingo: standard-dingo:sup bro
dingo: standard-dingo:sup bro

standard-dingo:sup bro